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Education / Re: Little Girl Studying Under A Tree In UNIBEN (Photo) by fuckumods(m): 7:21pm On Oct 30, 2017
What is so special here
Pets / Re: Assist In Rating My New Female Gsd Long Coat @ 6weeks by fuckumods(m): 2:07am On Oct 29, 2017
Nice Dog!!!
But why "Douglas"
Autos / Re: Cars45555555555555555-011/2012 Kia Picanto...buy Now Price 580k by fuckumods(m): 12:34am On Oct 29, 2017
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Religion / Re: Strange Animal Found On High Tension Wire In Benin City by fuckumods(m): 7:26pm On Oct 28, 2017
ayorhmeeday:
you people givin seemingly ''rational'' explanations to this rather strange happening, should ask ursef...
how did a ''terrestial'' animal get to a height that's like 12-16ft??
doesn't that tell u that ''the powers that be'' av a hand in this

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Crime / Re: The killers of the 24 year old lady arraigned today. I appeared for them. by fuckumods(m): 5:15am On Oct 28, 2017
Treash:


His wife is in Libya, i mean the prophet. He has four children, living presently with him. When i asked him why he didnt use any of them, he kept quiet. Its so pathetic sir. I will later withdraw from his case though. Inhumanity.

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Crime / Re: Mother Of 3 Electrocuted By Unkept Street Light Pole In Ebony State (photos) by fuckumods(m): 5:12am On Oct 28, 2017
KardinalZik:
Bad news everyday.

...an EFFECT OF BAD GOVERNANCE.

CARELESSNESS
Culture / Re: Inside Igwe John Umenyiora's Palace In Ogbunike, Anambra (Photos) by fuckumods(m): 2:24pm On Oct 27, 2017
Thats my HomeTown!!! smiley smiley smiley
Celebrities / Re: 'Ask Buhari' - Queen Nwokoye To Widow Who Begged Her For 500k To Feed Kids by fuckumods(m): 4:03pm On Oct 25, 2017
She asked for 5k not 500k
MansaHenry:
wetin d woman de do for social media?make she go sell her fone joor...by d way half a million naira to feed her kids?shuuu na orphanage home she de run...even Jesus did not share 500k fishes oh!!!

She only asked for 5k


EDIT- SEEN IT... SHE MUST BE MAD
Celebrities / Re: 'Ask Buhari' - Queen Nwokoye To Widow Who Begged Her For 500k To Feed Kids by fuckumods(m): 4:03pm On Oct 25, 2017
She asked for 5k not 500k
Crime / Re: Man Shoots Himself In A Live Video Because Of His Daughter’s Unapproved Marriage by fuckumods(m): 5:55am On Oct 25, 2017
Na them... grin grin grin
Family / Re: My Sister Is Cheating On Her Husband For Not Supporting Her Financially by fuckumods(m): 10:31am On Oct 24, 2017
Please work on ur written English... It sucks!!! undecided undecided undecided

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Agriculture / Re: Orange Tree Bears Tangerines In Osun (Photos) by fuckumods(m): 8:15pm On Oct 23, 2017
Grafting and budding

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Politics / Re: Operation Crocodile Smile: See What Soldiers Did In A Nairalander's Community by fuckumods(m): 6:14pm On Oct 23, 2017
RaptorX:
Did the American embassy rejected your visa application? Ok o pele try again next time.

lol... FYI... America isn't where I would like 2 be at this time...

And also,... I am in C*n*d*(fill in the blanks) so move along
Education / Re: OAU Student Set To Break 28 Year-old Record by fuckumods(m): 4:42pm On Oct 23, 2017
KingsleyOz:
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I thought you were going to say "I" but you ended up saying..."My Cousin"..

Please try and control your jealousy or rather, your ignorance.
You can't even boost of a First class degree..yet you sit down and call someone's success Mediocrity or rather "Medicority" according to you.

You worry about a speck in his eyes when you have a log in your own? don't "boost"
Politics / Re: Operation Crocodile Smile: See What Soldiers Did In A Nairalander's Community by fuckumods(m): 4:06pm On Oct 23, 2017
RaptorX:
To even think 21 mumu just like you even liked this your senseless comment speaks a lot. You didn't see American soldiers clearing fallen trees and other debris after the hurricanes in Florida Texas and Puerto Rico, you people have turned soldiers into some kind of demi god to be worshipped when they are nothing more than public servants paid with tax payer money.

U are the "MUMU"... So in ur thick skull anything the Americans do is right...


IDIAT!!!
Romance / Re: She Wants To Ruin Me by fuckumods(m): 11:09am On Oct 20, 2017
MrFly:
I once loved a girl who was on IT in a firm i was a manager, we both went along until her ex came back in full swing to whisk her away from me. I pleaded her not to leave me but she did, I went ma way, later found a girl who i felled for, I went for her marriage introduction on 1st october this year. She's currently pregnant for me but ma ex on getting the news of my introduction has been on my neck, she calls and text at night and has vowed to destroy ma marriage claiming i dumped her which is not true. Two days ago she called and embarassed my wife calling her "a husband snatcher" and treatening thunder & brimstone. I have calmed down my wife but am still confused who gave her my wife's number. Am i being betrayed? What should i do?

U need 2 work on ur written English

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Crime / Re: Father Of Man Beaten Up For Sleeping With Policeman's Estranged Wife Dies by fuckumods(m): 9:14pm On Oct 17, 2017
andyanders:
How can such an officer using earring work as an officer of the Nigerian Police? What is his rank with the Nigerian Police that he is using a Highlander if he is not a criminal himself? How much is he earning that he can afford such a jeep that is almost N3 million naira if he is not a crminal. Most of these SARS officers are into crime hence their larvish lifestyle.

The so called m=smally should be arrested,dismissed and now tried in a competent court for crime against humanity and stealing since they stole the guy's property.

LOL... He had a Venza
Crime / Re: SARS Officer Who Sent Thugs To Beat Up Man For Sleeping With His Wife Arrested by fuckumods(m): 2:37pm On Oct 17, 2017
pedrilo:
bros say it, this is a faceless forum, besides, many people will come out and testify against him now that the idiot has bn arrested. na oko prison be him next stop.
i know he gon don butcher people tire

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Crime / Re: SARS Officer Who Sent Thugs To Beat Up Man For Sleeping With His Wife Arrested by fuckumods(m): 2:31pm On Oct 17, 2017
pedrilo:
his cup is full now.
every day for the thief, on day for the owner of the house.

Yeah... If I mention just 1 thing he did in the past, you will be shocked...
Crime / Re: SARS Officer Who Sent Thugs To Beat Up Man For Sleeping With His Wife Arrested by fuckumods(m): 2:26pm On Oct 17, 2017
I know this SARS guy... He is popularly called smally and he is a cultist... He is an Eiye man(not sure I spelt it correctly undecided)... I know some bad things he has done in the past...

He drives a Venza(Just mentioned this so you'll know I know him)

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Crime / Re: Kidnappers Who Came To Collect N20m Ransom Killed In Anambra Today (Graphic Pho) by fuckumods(m): 1:32am On Oct 14, 2017
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Family / Re: Can You Trust A Wife Like This? by fuckumods(m): 7:58pm On Oct 11, 2017
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Crime / Re: South Africa Police Kills Another Nigerian Man During Raid In His House. Photos by fuckumods(m): 12:49am On Oct 11, 2017
ubongoton:
that photo is not of a nigerian citizen,rather its a Biafra drugs pusher whose bear and own nigeria cv and papers abroad but when they are back home they turn to biafra,,,
So i ask the nigerian senate to keep mute on such issue,

Common sense is not common after-all angry angry angry

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Racist Comments By White Men On Ghana Explosion Pointed Out By Nigerian Man by fuckumods(m): 12:01pm On Oct 09, 2017
taoheedoriloye:
We blacks should stop saying anything about racism again the white are ahead of us.the portrait of God by jehova withness showed [s]God is a white man, portrait of angels also showed they are white and prophet Muhammed (saw) wasn't black, jesus (is) wasn't black.[/s]

we loot our treasury , we take it to them, we want best medical care we run to them.

I think they should come back and colonize us again, we are toddlers!

Don't say what U don't know... Study the book of Enoch... Thank me later

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TV/Movies / Re: Picture Quality Of TSTV: Bein Sport HD Live On Tstv by fuckumods(m): 10:49pm On Oct 06, 2017
MaziOmenuko:
Lagos wan carry last?

Make I check their sales outlet in Lagos. Will be storming their tomorrow with my dstv decoder to dash them after I buy tstv decorder. The dish outside will be used to cover my gen set for now.

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Religion / Re: Reverend Father And Sisters Drinking Beer (Photos) by fuckumods(m): 9:31pm On Oct 03, 2017
espn:
yes that's true don mind those Muslims jor.. dey like killing like the one that happened @ LAS VEGAS!

U guys keep stressing on the Las Vegas shooting like it has got religion attached to it... The Killer wasn''t heard shouting Jesus is Lord or anything that has to do with the Bible unlike the other people who practice what is written in their book lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Hamza Al-mustapha’s 2019 Presidential Campaign Poster Surfaces by fuckumods(m): 12:43pm On Oct 03, 2017
Same set of people ruling Nigeria... undecided undecided undecided undecided
TV/Movies / Re: Bright Echefu Ikechukwu, The Owner Of TSTV (Profile, Photos) by fuckumods(m): 9:47am On Oct 03, 2017
jnwankwo:
[s]Another MMM Scam. Everybody beware.

These TSTV guys are actually reckless. I am really surprised that they brought the minister into this.
I believe that this is another MMM. Buyers beware. This is based on the following:
1. Bein sports acquired the EPL, Champions League and Laliga only for MENA (Middle East and North Africa). They do not have the right for Nigeria. DSTV owns the rights for Nigeria till 2019. You cannot give what you do not have. When a new service is launched, you have to wait for the next bidding round to have a shot at acquiring the rights. You cannot jump in the middle and start showing it. Things are not done that way in the PayTV world.

2.
A lot of channels listed like CNN, National Geographic, Discovery etc were acquired by DSTV on an exclusive basis for DTH in sub-saharan Africa by DSTV. Channels like Star Movies, MBC2, etc are only cleared for middle east and Asia. I really doubt that they have the rights to those channels. They may show it for one or two months before they are asked to take them off air.

3.
I check with a content aggregator on the cost per subscriber for these channels, assuming they can buy the rights, it came out the about 23 USD per month. That is excluding the sports channels. Based on today's naira exchange rate of 365 naira to a dollar, the cost is 8,395 Naira per subscriber. The content owners globally charge per month for their content. They do not charge per week or part of the month. The content owners dictate the terms. Nobody can pay 8395 Naira and charge 3000 Naira. Not possible.

4.
The cost of decoder package is as follows - decoder 25 USD, smartcard 4 USD, dish is 5 USD. Total is 34 USD (12410 naira). If we add shipping and clearing, you can get 15,000 Naira. To charge 5000 Naira for the package, you will need a lot of cheap money from bank to fund the decoder purchase. Buying 15,000 and selling 5000 sounds interesting to me.

5.
To do internet via satellite, you need VSAT equipment which is expensive compared to the dish/lnb you need to receive dstv. Minimum cost of vsat equipment should be not less than 50,000 Naira. If you use the traditional dish equipment, you can only receive. You cannot do internet with it. Unless TSTV will supply you 40,000 Naira vsat equipment for 5000 Naira.

6.
I went to lyngsat and checked the ABS 3A satellite, I did not see any information about any TSTV channels. Lyngsat is the database of all channels currently on satellite.

7.
When you launch a new DTH platform, you start with a test transmission. This allows you to work through some issues that might come up. It also gives people chance to see some of your channels to make sure they are real before committing their money. There is no test transmission from TSTV.

8. EFCC Fraud Charges
EFCC arrested this guy last year for fraud. Not credible.
http://motherhoodinstyle.net/2016/01/23/doctor-who-proposed-marriage-to-wifes-close-friend-4-months-after-her-death-dumped-after-hes-nabbed-by-efcc/


In conclusion, people should ask enough questions before investing their hard earned money. If it is too good to be true, it's probably is. Let this not be another MMM.[/s]
Career / Re: Please Advise Me, I Am At Cross Roads On What To Do by fuckumods(m): 11:39pm On Oct 01, 2017
Confused977:


God bless you Bro and thanks for taking your time to read.
Firstly, I have really been on the travel section and I have read the pains of been an illegal immigrant. So If traveling turns out best then it's either I patiently follow due process or nothing.
Secondly bro no naaa I ain't desperate I am just weighing the options before me. I am only scared of going broke and like I keep reading here, no MAN WANTS A BROKE ASS. Now, Should I go back to school, what guarantee do I have I will get a job after school ? As I do not know anyone in "High places" if that doesn't pawn out well then who go gree give me money to start business again. Abeg who?
Remember
I said the money I have now, once I register for school will only be used totally for payment of bills I.e accommodation, school fees and so on... Please check it again and see what ur opinion is finally. Thanks.

Madam face ur business and education... U were able to grow(financially) while doing both...

But meanwhile that ur friend na bad person ooo... Trust me, she isn't living well in "Dubai"...

DO NOT... I REPEAT... DO NOT TRAVEL YET OR U MIGHT END UP LOSING EVERYTHING U HAVE WORKED FOR...

When the time is right for U to travel, U won't be confused!!!
Family / Re: Can You Trust A Wife Like This? by fuckumods(m): 10:07pm On Sep 27, 2017
1121:

in addition to that question. Why is ur family using two cars while u are running on debt? You should have sold one car to reduce the financial pressure and prevent borrowing. When u stabilize, then u acquire another car

Mr. Man... Read before U comment... undecided undecided undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Kechi Okwuchi Pictured With Heidi Klum by fuckumods(m): 12:26pm On Sep 23, 2017
Not0fThis:
I think Kechi is absolutely stunning.


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Education / Re: What Where The Biggest Lies You Were Told By Teachers In School? by fuckumods(m): 7:03am On Jul 16, 2017
That the earth is a globe

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