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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2024/2025 by funkyjms: 11:38pm On Feb 02
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Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by funkyjms: 5:08am On Dec 12, 2024
Ayetobi92:

please how can i order a xaiomi 11i battery from China?

Just search with your battery ID from a reputable store and order...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2024/2025 by funkyjms: 9:29am On Oct 06, 2024
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2024/2025 by funkyjms: 10:22pm On Sep 29, 2024
Calibrator:
Sold Salah after his Nottingham Forest blank to accommodate Palmer.

Best decision in FPL so far grin

And when the Egyptian King hauls...fa hear pim
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "mΓ©s Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 7:17pm On Sep 22, 2024
See pass from Yamal
17 years old ooooo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "mΓ©s Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 8:41pm On Sep 19, 2024
Now I understand why they say Ter statue
Sh!t is funny asf cheesy cheesy
N!ga just fly ffs
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "mΓ©s Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 8:15pm On Sep 19, 2024
This red card sweet me sha...

Tersteghen is fond of doing that short pass...
I've always been like...the day thing go burn us
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "mΓ©s Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 4:27pm On Sep 15, 2024
Pressure!
More pressure boiz!!
Den show us pepper last season
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by funkyjms: 8:56pm On Aug 30, 2024
yak:

I don't know about Gadget.world, but you see that Repairpal....RUN OOO
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2024/2025 by funkyjms: 9:12am On Aug 27, 2024
iamoyindamola:

Lol
Anyone relegating from fa cup is going to conference to play nairaland botsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

So we wey dey conference are bots undecided

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by funkyjms: 8:01pm On Aug 26, 2024
Deeni131:


Gbwhatsapp doesn't work at. After two to three days of installing, it will get banned again. So it doesn't work at all. I think the road has come to an end for gbwhatsapp

Chairman just talk say you never sabi way.
"Linked devices" method is the "only" way for now.
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by funkyjms: 7:47pm On Aug 26, 2024
Ayetobi92:

I highly doubt. I've had to replace the battery twice for my last phone and still the same problem

I purchased twice from Lag, all na fake. Las I had to order from China and I am extremely happy with what I got.
What battery ID do you need so I can help you check the store I got mine?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "mΓ©s Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 11:50am On Aug 21, 2024
OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Why will dis guy leave for free? Incompetent administrators everywhere

My God will judge those running our club anyhow in the last few years! I mean everyone one of them involved!!! cry This is a big f>ckery!

I am not ashamed to say I admire Perez/Madrid administration at this time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2024/2025 by funkyjms: 3:01am On Aug 16, 2024
Crime / Re: Death Penalty: Supreme Court Discharges Soldier After 12 Years In Prison by funkyjms: 5:57pm On Jun 29, 2024
iHart:
The GOC not signing the charge is most likely a deliberate act to give him a loophole to escape justice. Just that his laywers were not smart enough to take advantage of the loophole as quickly as possible.

You may be right. I'm sure they are aware of the provision that there can't be retrial.

Until I understand the reason behind that provision of Section 193, I will hold that that provision was deliberately inserted to favour military personnel in ultimate cases like that.

What I don't understand is if the GCO not signing the charge sheet is equivalent to State Governors failing to sign death penalty for convicts.

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Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by funkyjms: 3:10pm On Jun 12, 2024
udysweet:

I honestly didn't see this cry
I only just innocently came here to ask for help because I needed the phone fixed urgently. I paid since May 15th. Imagine he's still asking me for more money!!!!!! I have paid 15000 out of 20000, what happened to me balancing up when I pick up my phone knowing you have disappointed me before? If I was His elder sister will he do this?

I guess you fell victim 'cause he was the first person to quote you and fiam you connected!
Next time, don't let urgency trip you to dealing with anybody you see.
From your writeup, you're a vendor and you should know better.
Make findings, request for vouch, ask questions, read reviews, infact verify such reviews!
Wish you recover your phone but that money... oti lor

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Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by funkyjms: 5:35pm On May 29, 2024
Blaqq2:
Hi
Just asking if I was to make a return what platform would I use to return a product to China

And would I be refunded in full including the shipping I initially spent to get the product here
Or I would just be refunded the price of the package

Treat as urgent please

Read the last few pages about this subject.
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by funkyjms: 9:07pm On May 21, 2024
pablobellins:


Good evening chief, pardon my late response. I hvnt bn online.
I arrested the guy so I could get a refund of my money. The case is now settled.

Just like that?
And no further drilling of that guy?
Interesting!
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by funkyjms: 5:01pm On May 13, 2024
MzTunechi:
Good day people. I tried to make payment on AliExpress using Bitnob virtual card, unfortunately it was declined(i attached the screenshot of the error message).I contacted Bitnob, the rep said I should appeal the payment service on AliExpress which I tried. The response i got from AliExpress is that i do no have records of a failed transaction that is eligible for appeal. Please what do i do?

You mean this response is from AliExpress support team or just your interpretation??

Well, it was until I login via PC before I could access the appeal page. Give this a trial
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by funkyjms: 10:03pm On May 06, 2024
Bitnob support replied they are having issues with funding. undecided
Technology Market / Re: This Thread Is Only For Aliexpress Shopper by funkyjms: 12:16pm On May 03, 2024
Agriculture / Re: (graphic Photos) Snake I Killed On My Way To Farm by funkyjms: 5:13pm On Apr 30, 2024
GOVERNORR:
On my way to farm this morning I decided to go through a farm where palm wine is tapped so I can get fresh palm wine for my stomach.

I reached a point where I see a crab always at the entrance of it's hole but didn't see it today so I decided to look around when I saw this snake with its head in a hole and its body outside not moving. I knew it was alive cause it looked fresh.

Cut long story short I killed it with a huge stone I simply dropped on it and saw frogs coming out of the hole it had its head in.

Who can Identify this snake please?

So no one advise you to cut its head off!

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TV/Movies / Re: Multichoice Hikes Subscription Prices On DSTV, GOTV by funkyjms: 9:50am On Apr 28, 2024
Travel / Re: Finally Migrated To Australia At Age 48. This Is My Story So Far by funkyjms: 5:27pm On Apr 01, 2024
Usefulsense:

I am open to any question you may have.

So have you seen snake? wink
Sports / Re: Opeyemi Ajakaye And Esther Onyenezide Move From FC Robo To Madrid CFF by funkyjms: 10:36am On Feb 22, 2024
ObalendeCMS:
What is the meaning of god of all wonders has done it again that robo fc is caPping about?

Na god of all wonders get real madrid fc abi na im get the girls' skills?

They just use that part to spoil the beautiful story!

You read that too right? Very funny cheesy
Portray the mentality these naija clubs have.
Indirectly, the club don't even know den dey yab themselves.
You key players were snatched and you're saying God of... wetin concern God and transfer?
Talking as if they are slaves to Madrid CFF,
it is a business deal ffs!
Yes you're happy for the girls; wish them well and bounce!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "mΓ©s Que Un Club" by funkyjms: 10:16pm On Dec 21, 2023
Presently, we are not even average.
We are below average.
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by funkyjms: 5:19pm On Nov 24, 2023
Merrybet Username: funkyjms
Bet Number: 401082199
Total Odd: 346.31

Soccer, England, Premier League
11-25 16:00 Newcastle United - Chelsea FC
Game: 2nd half - Multigoals
Bet: 1-3 1.27
Soccer, Germany, Bundesliga
11-24 20:30 1. FC KΓΆln - Bayern Munich
Game: 1x2
Bet: Bayern Munich 1.22
Soccer, Spain, LaLiga
11-25 14:00 Rayo Vallecano - FC Barcelona
Game: Double chance and Under/Over 1.5 goals
Bet: draw/FC Barcelona & over 1.5 1.39
Soccer, Spain, LaLiga
11-26 21:00 Real Betis - Las Palmas UD
Game: Handicap 1:0
Bet: Real Betis (1:0) 1.18
Soccer, Germany, Bundesliga
11-25 15:30 Borussia Dortmund - Borussia M'gladbach
Game: Borussia Dortmund win to nil
Bet: No 1.30
Soccer, Germany, Bundesliga
11-25 15:30 Werder Bremen - Bayer Leverkusen
Game: Double chance and Under/Over 1.5 goals
Bet: draw/Bayer Leverkusen & over 1.5 1.25
Soccer, Spain, LaLiga
11-25 21:00 Atletico Madrid - RCD Mallorca
Game: Double chance and Under/Over 4.5 goals
Bet: Atletico Madrid/draw & under 4.5 1.21
Soccer, France, Ligue 1
11-24 21:00 Paris Saint-Germain - AS Monaco
Game: Double chance and Under/Over 1.5 goals
Bet: Paris Saint-Germain/draw & over 1.5 1.22
Soccer, Italy, Serie A
11-26 15:00 FC Empoli - US Sassuolo
Game: Under/Over 1.5 goals
Bet: Over 1.5 goals 1.19
Soccer, Austria, Bundesliga
11-25 17:00 RB Salzburg - TSV Hartberg
Game: Double chance and Under/Over 1.5 goals
Bet: RB Salzburg/draw & over 1.5 1.28
Soccer, Russia, Premier League
11-25 13:15 Zenit St. Petersburg - PFC Sochi
Game: 1x2
Bet: Zenit St. Petersburg 1.32
Soccer, Germany, 2. Bundesliga
11-24 18:30 Hannover 96 - Hertha BSC
Game: Under/Over 1.5 goals
Bet: Over 1.5 goals 1.20
Soccer, Turkey, Super Lig
11-26 14:00 Samsunspor - Besiktas Istanbul
Game: Double chance
Bet: draw or Besiktas Istanbul 1.31
Soccer, Turkey, Super Lig
11-25 17:00 Galatasaray Istanbul - Alanyaspor
Game: Under/Over 5.5 goals
Bet: Under 5.5 goals 1.12
Soccer, Portugal, Primeira Liga
12-03 16:30 Sporting Braga - GD Estoril Praia
Game: Double chance and Under/Over 1.5 goals
Bet: Sporting Braga/draw & over 1.5 1.23
Soccer, Switzerland, Super League
11-25 18:00 FC Zurich - BSC Young Boys Bern
Game: Double chance and Under/Over 1.5 goals
Bet: FC Zurich/BSC Young Boys Bern & over 1.5 1.59
Soccer, Saudi Arabia, Saudi Professional League
11-24 19:00 Al Nassr - Al Akhdoud
Game: Under 1.5 goals in both halves
Bet: No 1.18
Soccer, Greece, Super League
11-25 18:30 PAOK Thessaloniki - Panserraikos FC
Game: PAOK Thessaloniki Under/Over 3.5 goals
Bet: Under 3.5 goals 1.28
Soccer, Spain, LaLiga
11-26 18:30 Cadiz CF - Real Madrid
Game: Corners 1x2
Bet: Real Madrid 1.39
Soccer, Spain, Primera Division Women
11-26 14:00 Real Madrid Women - Cajasol Trigueros Women
Game: 1x2
Bet: Real Madrid Women 1.15
Soccer, Serbia, Superliga
11-25 16:00 FK Vojvodina - Crvena zvezda
Game: Multigoals
Bet: 2-5 1.14
Soccer, International Youth, U17 World Cup
11-25 13:00 Mali - Morocco
Game: Handicap 0:2
Bet: Morocco (0:2) 1.77
Soccer, International Clubs, CAF Champions League
11-25 20:00 Al Ahly Cairo - Medeama SC
Game: Under/Over 4.5 goals
Bet: Under 4.5 goals 1.22
Soccer, Nigeria, Professional Football League
11-25 16:00 Remo Stars - Doma United FC
Game: Double chance
Bet: Remo Stars or draw 1.18
Soccer, Nigeria, Professional Football League
11-25 16:00 Heartland FC Owerri - Enyimba
Game: Double chance
Bet: Heartland FC Owerri or draw 1.17
#MerrybetPuntForPride #PuntForPride #Nairaland
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by funkyjms: 9:40am On Nov 15, 2023
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by funkyjms: 9:37am On Nov 15, 2023
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by funkyjms: 9:32am On Nov 15, 2023
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜ Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 17 ➜ ➜ ➜ by funkyjms: 4:58pm On Nov 08, 2023

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