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Fashion / Re: Classy Compelling And Colourful Costume Jewelry from N1000 by funkysamy: 1:23pm On Feb 08, 2016
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Career / Re: Professional Accountants, Let's Meet Here by funkysamy: 12:43pm On Aug 24, 2012
hi,

if you are an acca student in the house, will like to let you know that i have copies of new and original versions of the of the 2012 f9 study pack and the revision kit for f6. if interested, kindly contact me on 08155276848.thanks
Certification And Training Adverts / ACCA 2012 December Diet by funkysamy: 12:22pm On Aug 24, 2012
Another ACCA exam session is here. if you are interested in picking up an original and new copy of the 2012 f9 complete text and the revision kit for f6. kindly contact me on 08155276848.thanks
Certification And Training Adverts / ACCA 2012 December Diet by funkysamy: 8:12pm On Aug 20, 2012
Is any body interested in getting the original version of ACCA study pack F9 or the Revision kit for F6(also original)for the December 2012 diet?i have a new and unused copy. kindly contact me 08032018498.thanks
Certification And Training Adverts / Any Acca Student Member In The House? by funkysamy: 8:55pm On Aug 17, 2012
hi,

want to link up with other ACCA students in the forum, will like us to share our experiences and views about the last diet result that was just recently released and how we are preparing for the next diet coming up in december. a lot of students failed the f7 exam this year, i wonder why; seems like the pass rate is generally low this year.

Also, if you have any good tuition providers or study materials that you want to recommend, kindly recommend for the benefit of every body. Cheers!
Family / End 2011 In A Unique Way - Exceptional Christmas And New Year Offers by funkysamy: 11:00am On Nov 24, 2011
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Food / I Wish To Make My 2011 Christmas And New Year Celebrations Exceptional! by funkysamy: 2:28pm On Nov 23, 2011
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we offer you a way out! make your 2011 end of year occasions, celebrations and events unique by serving your guests freshly- made (home made) fruit juice of all flavours, to suit your taste.

You and your friends/family deserve to end the year in a fresh way. you can also book for your

• Exquisite hampers
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Corporate gifts

just for you all at affordable prices; pls call 08032018498 or 08029074507

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Food / Re: Christmas Hampers by funkysamy: 2:00pm On Nov 23, 2011
hello,

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Business / Re: Business Plan/feasibility Study For Rental Business by funkysamy: 9:44pm On Aug 03, 2011
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Family / Re: He Impregnated Her But Can't Marry Her: by funkysamy: 8:17pm On Aug 03, 2011
i think your friend should first make sure that this girl is pregnant first and foremost; that is the wisest thing to do. let him take her to a hospital of his own choice (maybe without even giving the girl prior notice so that she will be caught unprepared). he should also make sure he waits to collect the pregnancy test report by himself and if it is now confirmed that the girl is pregnant. He will just have to take responsibility for the baby and give the girl money to pay her bills and stuffs on a regular basis.

you cannot deny the pregnancy now, the same way you cannot deny that you have been having unprotected sex with her. advise ur friend not to marry the girl as i see her as an opportunist; although your friend gave her the opportunity; as there is no reason u should be dating and sleeping with her in the first instance.

if he does not want to marry her; he cannot deny his responsibilities - let him call the girl and make it clear to her that they had a no marriage agreement before and that he will still stick to that but that he will take up bills and responsibility for the baby.
i will also advice that as soon as the child is grown- enough for DNA test let him go and clarify , so that he will not be carrying anothers responsibility. but abortion is no way out as it has both physical and spiritual implications both now and in the future
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Business / Where Is The Best Place To Advertise by funkysamy: 2:26pm On Jul 28, 2011
please house,

i want to advertise my research services and company ( we specialize in academic writing, business plan and proposal, training manuals, proofreading and editing, etc )and apart from guardian newspaper, i will like advice on which other papers are best to advertise - is it business day, this day, the sun or the nation. pls i need ur urgent response

thanks
Career / Where Is The Best Place To Advertise by funkysamy: 2:08pm On Jul 28, 2011
please house,

i want to advertise my research services and company ( we specialize in academic writing, business plan and proposal, training manuals, proofreading and editing, etc )and apart from guardian newspaper, i will like advice on which other papers are best to advertise - is it business day, this day, the sun or the nation. pls i need ur urgent reponse. thanks
Career / Re: Bead Making by funkysamy: 2:52pm On Jul 27, 2011
hi,

there are many places u can learn bead-making - u can enquire in your area i guess u will see signboards and stuffs if u r on d lookout- they r all over.

but frankly, i will advise that unless u just want to acquire d knowledge for yourself - beadmaking especially for necklaces is now everybody's market and it is really not that lucrative again as a sole business. the entry barrier is low into the market i mean the start-up capital is not much and it doesnt take more than 2weeks or so to learn so people r so much in to it. the supply is so much than d demand.apart from this, u can t afford to sell beads at too high a price since its all over except maybe u have a market already that is asking for it and at a good price.


i am talking from personal experience, i stopped it sometime ago and i also use to do beaded bags - this i guess is still a unique invention, it is not as flooded as that of the necklace, u can also look into this - maybe make beaded bags, shoes, legchain and waistbands etc

pls note this is a personal opinion. i wish u d best. you can also go to this wale adenuga place (PEFTI) they teach people the business of beads.
Career / Can U Help To Become A Professional Proofreader And Editor? by funkysamy: 4:49pm On Jul 22, 2011
Pls does anybody know where i can get training on proofreading and editing here in Nigeria. i have good research and writing skills and a good eye for mistakes and stuffs; i will like to add proofreading to my skills. pls let me know if you have anything on this fast. thanks
Career / Re: Please I Need Your Help by funkysamy: 4:44pm On Jul 22, 2011
hi,

i appreciate what you are going through, and i must say u have been given many good advice above. let me also add my voice my saying; pls do not just sit at home and make an occupation out of jobsearching, while you are searching find something doing - you can apply to teach in schools, you can learn new skills (driving, fashion designing,catering etc) you can also learn small small skills that will be fetching you some small money for your bills. you can write professional exams and develop your self in many area


no employer wants to employ a burden, they are all looking for the best, so make sure you work on your skills in the main time; if you have opportunity to do volunteer work grab it dont refuse it.remember opportunity onlycomes to the man that is prepared for it.

there are also internet business that you can do that are genuine with just ur internet access and lappy. i can give u some ideas if u r the research type. take care

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Food / Re: Maggie E-book by funkysamy: 4:10pm On Jul 22, 2011
pls can you send me a copy too? i will greatly appreciate it. thanks, my e-mail addy is funkeolar@yahoo.com
Adverts / Re: Cocktails!cocktails! & Small Chops For Any Occassion by funkysamy: 3:51pm On Jul 22, 2011
do u train people? i will like to learn . pls reply
Food / Re: Ofada Rice by funkysamy: 3:48pm On Jul 22, 2011
to supply in bulk i will suggest you do some form of targeted marketing, u dint tell us ur location. but i believe there are offices and companies in ur area and environs that needs such services, just go and and do some leg work approach them that u will like to be supplying them lunch; you can even include other foods - they could ask u to write a letter or proposal; i am sure you will get plenty of them - a friend of mine did that in alausa area in lagos state and before you could say jack she was supplying three big coys. it will require you have sales girl that will be doing the food distribution sha
Family / Re: Either My Wife Dies For D Children 2 Live, Or The Children Dies 4 My Wife 2 Live by funkysamy: 12:06pm On Jul 20, 2011
your story is very pathetic and i can feel your pain through your write -ups. firstly, i will like to say that you have been very patient(even though you have not told us how long has it been since your wife opened up to you). a lot of nigerian men will not even continue to stay in the same house with the woman after she made such a confession not to talk less of sleeping with her again.

i must also say that for your wife to have made that confesssion - if she truly told you(i am not insinuating tat you are lying) it means it is very true and i will not like you to treat this matter slackly

you need divine help as you cannot help yourself, you have done all the medical tests and sincerely i personally dont think medical problem is your problem - it is not as though you cannot have kids at least u have had twice and they died about the same age.

i will advice that you turn back to God for direction and solution. (even if it is medical as some people think; Is there anything God cannot do?) if you are a christian go and meet a spiritually matured man of God(could be your pastor) and talk to him; they will also join u in prayer. but you need to go back to God and pray by yourself consistently as he can reveal solution to you if you trust in Him. you need to recognise that He is the only solution for you and go back and be reading your Bible; you will gain strength and power from the word of God to face the situation and actions


after that, your will need to work on your wife as she is the only one who can determine whether she wants a solution or not; talk to her more, pray with her more and the two of u will need to work up your faith for deliverance; but note that deliverance cannot be done for an unwilling soul, she has to be willing and u got to get to take her along ur spiritual route. pls do not give up and say u are leaving her or the marriage as other things will come up from ur wife's sidde and apart from this u dont know the problem the woman u are also going to meet will have; so stay and fight your problems - with strong belive that u will not fail

i pray God will make it easy for you
Nairaland / General / This Is For The Moderators by funkysamy: 9:11pm On Dec 03, 2010
hi moderators and thanks for the job u r doing on this forum, it is well appreciated


please can i know why a topic i posted was moved and where it was moved to? i cant access it again. The post is "Having Sex during Menstruation"


will expect ur reply

thanks
Education / Does Anyone Know? by funkysamy: 8:53pm On Dec 03, 2010
hi

please does any one know whether UNILAG offers postgraduate diploma in sociology? and what the details are?


thanks
Family / Re: Urgent Genuine Advise Needed! She Is Pregnant For Her Younger Sister's Husband by funkysamy: 2:03pm On Nov 30, 2010
it is a really sad and complicated situation; i quite agree that the lady in question could have avoided this situation as she saw it coming, no doubt about that she said it in her account that it started by the guy putting his hands in various places on her body and on her shoulder and it then graduated from that to the guy becoming very playful after Kelvin departed. She could have taken an action then, before the thing went too far; she could have confided in her parents or somebody or even left the house or something as it was a very dangerous situation and as an adult - 33 year old woman she should have realised that- which makes one to wonder whether she didnt actually realise the danger or she herself had other intentions or was enjoying it.

anyway, the harm has been done now and she seems to be confused ; my advice is that she confides in her parents or the elders in  their  family as it is a thing of shame, i am sure they will take it on from there and after the initial insults and everything; they will know how to resolve the issue. but abortion should totally be avoided
Family / Re: Should I Tell My Wife? by funkysamy: 10:38pm On Nov 27, 2010
Hello

i honestly can feel you and i empathise with you, even though i am a woman, but i am going through the same trends in my marriage; mine is worse because i never slept with anyman in my life till i was 26 years old and that was a year to my marriage and it was this my same husband that disvirgined me, so i was never a sex - sex person and just like ur case; one year or less into our marriage the issues started my hubby started sleeping with girls; in my own case i quickly noticed because we were very close and i saw those signs and i also discovered majorly from his phone and calls, so i started asking him; but note that before this times he always called me to tell me about the fact that he wasnt getting it as much as he would have loved to and something sex related issues(i am ok with once a week, i could try and adjust to two or maybe three, but he insists on everynight; no matter how tired he is after work not minding the fact that he comes home late everyday; or if he cant have it everynight; every other night will do)

anyway not to bore you; he confessed to me once or twice and initially it shocked me becos i knew he truly loved me, but let me tell you that i have not trusted him again since then, but his confession jottled me and made me to sit up and i made up my mind to give it to him however he wants it and whenever even if he doesnt ask for it; i know i have to make the move (i am doing this just to keep my marriage and to give him little or no excuse to cheat) and i think recently things are better much better and one funny thing is that i am beggining to see it as part of me and not just getting used to it but also enjoying it more than before; we also have two kids


i gave u my own background for you to be able to decide whether to tell your wife or not; ask yourself whether she has the liver to bear it and from what u know about her would telling her make her decide to change? my hubbys confession disspointed me and reduced my trust but i never allowed it to show in my relations with him; i only used it to teach my self to always give an allowance in relating with ppl; it is the ppl that u love the most that hurt u the most

another thing is that cheating on her will not solve the problem; u will be creating another problem or many other problems by doing that; in short i would tell you that busybody's advice is worth millions simulate the crying situation and do say what she advised u to say and do; watch your wife after that and if after a while she still does not change

you can decide to bring in people she respects to talk to her and i mean people you can trust; let them help you to talk to her and counsel her; for her to know the danger she is exposing her marriage to


i believe all this will work with prayers and much show of love from your angle, pamper her and let her fall in love with you again, realise that you dont have any choice other than to make your marriage work i mean no alternative, if you realise that u will do all u can to make the only solution work which is ur marriage

i commend you greatly because i can see ur passion and desire to change and make things work, judging from ur consistency and all your post; i should also tell you that you have got to work on ur urges; life is not all about sex, you have the responsibility to control ur actions and passion; that is the hall mark of maturity control ur urges and they will not control you. the problem you refuse to deal with today will deal with you tomorrow; i know u dont want to catch HIV or have illegal children do u? they are not worth the satisfaction that comes from having illegal sex


i sincerely wish u the best; get closer to God and divert ur attention to things u like doing maybe singing, playing musical instruments, sports and athletics or web design or something new that will keep u occupied and will serve as a stress reliever to you.take kia

I HOPE U READ THIS PLS DO LET ME KNOW IF U FIND IT HELPFUL! PLS THANKS
Family / Re: I Used Charm To Marry My Husband! by funkysamy: 7:02pm On Nov 26, 2010
it is really a pity that u allowed yourself to get involved in using charms on a man; charms never last even if they work it is for a while. the guy's dissapearance to the U.K without even giving u a hint should have done it for you and proven to you that he never loved you.

it is also obvious to me that u have still not learnt your lesson as i perceive you will even still be willing to engage in such "charmish ventures" if you see the opportunity. i want you to get it into your system that no man on earth is worth getting into such evil acts to keep; no matter what you have invested in them or gone through because of them or even for them; men will always be men, even if they truly love you, my sister, it still doesnt stop them from cheating on you or having extramarital affairs not to talk less of behaving badly especially when they have some cash.
! The only thing that can keep or guarantee your man is the fear of God and then if he genuinely loves you! this keeps them coming back to you

My advice to you is that you should pray and turn to God; he is the only solution to this problem, in the main time try to show him love whenever he is around, do not draw yourself into arguments with him for whatever reason and be very patient with him. it is still your home unless he actually asks for a divorce or send you away; the fact is that you are married to him for better for worse; be wise about this my sister dont just rush into going to confess to him now' it will worsen your situation, if you need to confess to him; you will know later when you are closer to God and he will not only teach you how to do it he will also present a good opportunity for you to do so and prepare your guys heart in advance

please u just have to bear whatever he does in great patience and love; this is my advice to you
Family / Cheating On Your Spouse by funkysamy: 4:10pm On Aug 23, 2010
hello house,


Recently quite a number of my friends have come to me, suggesting either that they caught their men cheating on them or they are suspecting somehow that he is cheating on them,it then set my mind thinking that what are those things that prompts men into cheating on their wives? can you help out?


Are we saying that it is impossible for men to remain faithful to their wives? should the women just prepare themselves for the fact that their men can cheat on them anytime during their marriage before they get into such marriages? i am dying to hear from u.How can you detect if ur spouse is cheatin on u?
Family / Re: If U're In A Relationship, Married Or None, Read This. U'll Know Why At The End. by funkysamy: 2:55pm On Aug 23, 2010
what a touching story,i am reading it for the first time. someone would really wonder whether it is a film or true life story. Men! your wife was a great woman.i wonder how many women can suffer through that and still help to keep the guy's integrity in front of the children. it is a great lesson for us all, both the men and the women.

Sometimes i wonder how it will just happen that someone whom u have claimed to love and promise to stay by all ur lifetime, would suddenly become a stranger to u or better still an enemy. you will just not want to be with the person again. could it be attributed to issues of sex, boredom, overfamiliarity, freedom, intruders, incompatibility awareness or what? House, can someone pls  give me an explanation for this?

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