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Health / Re: Dead Body In Yobe Transported With Wheelbarrow From Hospital To Deceased Home by funnydick(m): 3:48am On Oct 12, 2016 |
TreasuredLeidy: All u said would have bn true if only your father has been running his business for free since u were born. Try and make use of your brain my sister before it calcifies |
Crime / Re: Wife Butchers Husband In Ogun For Marrying Another Wife (graphic Photos) by funnydick(m): 12:05am On Sep 04, 2016 |
Vaginal related problems everywhere. Smh 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Coach, Rohr Receives $47,000 (18 Million Naira) A Month - Africanfootbal by funnydick(m): 4:19pm On Aug 22, 2016 |
Just look at how much is bn wasted on a football coach who can't save life yet they pay doctors chicken change. How many years of study do they even do to become a coach. Yeye piple 2 Likes |
Fashion / Re: See What This Lady Wore To A Party Fashion Or Nude? by funnydick(m): 6:42pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
Just when you think you have seen all...
Humans are tired of living a normal and decent life. 2 Likes |
Literature / Re: Elechi Amadi Is Dead by funnydick(m): 1:55am On Jun 30, 2016 |
Ikwerreboy: Just don't mind them Ikwerre boy. They are bunch of confused people scattered all over the planet shouting... Biafra!... and causing problems everywhere . |
Literature / Re: Elechi Amadi Is Dead by funnydick(m): 1:00am On Jun 30, 2016 |
9japatroit:Igbos are Egyptians |
Literature / Re: Elechi Amadi Is Dead by funnydick(m): 12:53am On Jun 30, 2016 |
Ariani: Kindly answer these questions 1. Why are u very angry that the ikwerre people are not igbos or "ceased to be igbos"? 2. Why do u love the ikwerre people so much and would do anything to have a common relationship or origin with us? 3. Why are u having insomnia becos of the ikwerres? 4. Is your destiny in ikwerre land? I need answers pls Mr Okoro |
Literature / Re: Elechi Amadi Is Dead by funnydick(m): 12:26am On Jun 30, 2016 |
Ariani: Look at this Aba thug. U will never think of your frustrating life, it is how to circulate false history. |
Literature / Re: Elechi Amadi Is Dead by funnydick(m): 12:08am On Jun 30, 2016 |
MXrep: E dey pain am oooo. Igbos will never stop seeking for inheritance in the oil rich Rivers state and they think the best way is by claiming that ikwerre people are igbos. Pls sorry Mr OKORO we not igbos. |
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Elechi Amadi Dies At 82 by funnydick(m): 10:20pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
RIP |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 500,000 Employed School Teachers Will Be Paid N23,000 As Monthly Salary by funnydick(m): 7:52am On Jun 09, 2016 |
Another yam has just been prepared for the yam eaters.... N power fund will soon be an issue. I dey wait. |
Celebrities / A Guy Wrote This Letter To P Square by funnydick(m): 10:08am On Mar 20, 2016 |
This is the letter a guy wrote to p square concerning their beef.
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Romance / Re: I Need Answers From Informed Persons Pls by funnydick(m): 7:35pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
goodmorning40:Go change your pampers mom is calling u |
Romance / Re: I Need Answers From Informed Persons Pls by funnydick(m): 7:33pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
Audray: Thanks man. Matured mind |
Romance / Re: I Need Answers From Informed Persons Pls by funnydick(m): 5:27pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
donbenedict: I said from an informed person and not lunatic |
Romance / I Need Answers From Informed Persons Pls by funnydick(m): 5:08pm On Mar 14, 2016 |
Can someone pls answer me. Why do women in the western world unpack their hair before any sexual relationship with their spouse? What is the implications of that and why is it not practised among our women? |
Romance / Re: Check Out This Picture: You Dont Have To Be Rich To Be Romantic by funnydick(m): 4:42pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
I can do more... Just looking for the lucky.... |
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Sexy In New Photoshoot by funnydick(m): 4:37pm On Jan 15, 2016 |
Am tired of seeing this commercial boobs pls |
Romance / Guys Check Out This Pre-wedding Picture by funnydick(m): 8:50pm On Jan 14, 2016 |
Until mami water go vex for them
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Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-madueke Dies In London Hospital - Theimpulseng by funnydick(m): 4:52pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
This can't be true...... Source pls |
Politics / Re: Confirmed Results: Wike Leads In Rivers - Vanguard by funnydick(m): 4:12pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
Mama Peace doing what she knows best 24 Likes 1 Share |
Politics / Re: Confirmed Results: Wike Leads In Rivers by funnydick(m): 4:10pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
Yeeehhh...... mama peace leading in Rivers |
Politics / Re: : Fayose Weeps, Calls Jonathan 'that Stupid President'? by funnydick(m): 4:28pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
Hehehe... nawa ooo |
Politics / Re: Election War In Akwa Ibom State-many Dead, Many Injured (Graphic photos) by funnydick(m): 4:13pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
Omg .....only God knows how many people will lose their lives today all in the name of election.. |
Politics / Re: The First Coupple To Come Out Of Aso Rock Alive; Gej And Mama Peace by funnydick(m): 11:31am On Apr 03, 2015 |
Space booked |
Health / 3 Main Reasons Why You Feel Cooler And Stronger After Bathing. by funnydick(m): 9:54pm On Mar 22, 2015 |
1. During bathing your body lose heat through conduction and convection and the core temperature is returned to optimal level, thus enhancing metabolic procesess. 2.The body has microscopic holes called pores through which water enters the body during bathing. This water is absorbed into the vascular system, thus increasing blood volume and circulation. 3. Sponging during bathing increases blood return to the heart and enhances blood supply to the muscles just like a massage. Metabolic processes in the muscles are also enhanced. |
Romance / Re: Types Of Engagement Ring. by funnydick(m): 3:17pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
Cutehector: Maybe the fault is u......open your eyes bro |
Romance / Re: Shout Out To Girls Dating My Future Husband. by funnydick(m): 1:32pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
Am here sweethrt just relax no one is dating me. >: |
Romance / Re: 10 Ways To Make Your Relationship Magically Romantic by funnydick(m): 1:29pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
Op if you like fry part of your flesh for him or her a wrong partner will still remain insensitive. Na God hand e dey o |
Romance / Types Of Engagement Ring. by funnydick(m): 12:43pm On Mar 07, 2015 |
It is not uncommon to see our nowadays ladies hustling engagement rings by all means and from any DICK and HARRY. Some can even go fetish to obtain one. Recent survey by funnydick et.al have come up with classification of engagement rings and their characteristics. 1. Acute engagement (less than one year). CHARACTERISTICS - Always present on the finger (never forgotten). -Always been touched by the bearer. - Readily brandished or showed off to peers & friends. - Highly valued. 2. Sub-acute engagement(1 to 2 years) CHARACTERISTICS - Worn on alternate days - Less showed-off. - Still valued 3. Chronic engagement(2 to 3 years) CHARACTERISTICS - Worn on occasions - Regularly forgotten - Not showed-off - Diminished value Super- chronic engagement(3 years and above) CHARATERISTICS - Worn on highly selected occasions - Bearers are not proud - Not brandished or showed-off - Bearers answer question such as WHEN? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS WAITING FOR? LOL. - Bearers become fresh hustlers. But some men do terrible things oo . How can you engage a lady for 5,6 or 7 years even 10 years no marriage and you want her to keep waiting for you. Abi she be "lord of the ring"? |
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