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Health / Re: Dead Body In Yobe Transported With Wheelbarrow From Hospital To Deceased Home by funnydick(m): 3:48am On Oct 12, 2016
TreasuredLeidy:
Ooh God have mercy... One suffers if he's alive n won't still rest well when he's dead. *dis is disheartening *

Hospitals' authorities, staffs, workers are too wicked and heartless.
Dat was how a Doctor refused to attend to a dying patient just because his family dint have enough money to deposit, before they could run helter skelter, d young man passed away.

Now, because of money, these ones have refused to render ambulance service thereby subjecting d dead soul to harsh treatment.
No atom of mercy in them at all.



May God have mercy oooo.
R.I.P to d dead

All u said would have bn true if only your father has been running his business for free since u were born. Try and make use of your brain my sister before it calcifies
Crime / Re: Wife Butchers Husband In Ogun For Marrying Another Wife (graphic Photos) by funnydick(m): 12:05am On Sep 04, 2016
Vaginal related problems everywhere. Smh

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Coach, Rohr Receives $47,000 (18 Million Naira) A Month - Africanfootbal by funnydick(m): 4:19pm On Aug 22, 2016
Just look at how much is bn wasted on a football coach who can't save life yet they pay doctors chicken change. How many years of study do they even do to become a coach. Yeye piple

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Fashion / Re: See What This Lady Wore To A Party Fashion Or Nude? by funnydick(m): 6:42pm On Aug 09, 2016
Just when you think you have seen all... Humans are tired of living a normal and decent life.

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Literature / Re: Elechi Amadi Is Dead by funnydick(m): 1:55am On Jun 30, 2016
Ikwerreboy:


Mr Igbo Man How Does It Concern You?? We Ikwerres Are Not Igbofrauds

Just don't mind them Ikwerre boy. They are bunch of confused people scattered all over the planet shouting... Biafra!... and causing problems everywhere .
Literature / Re: Elechi Amadi Is Dead by funnydick(m): 1:00am On Jun 30, 2016
9japatroit:
ikwerres are igbos.
Igbos are Egyptians
Literature / Re: Elechi Amadi Is Dead by funnydick(m): 12:53am On Jun 30, 2016
Ariani:


Point out one part of my post that is false.

The characters in " the concubine" were repeately referred as Ibos by the Young Elechi Amadi, is it not obvious that Elechi considered himself an Ibo, when he was writing that story line?

Is it not true that after the war, Elechi Amadi metamorphosed to Relechi Ramadi and was the the cheerleader in the Igbophophic campaign that had since taken root and grown into an Orji tree in Ikwerrreland today?

Did Relechi Ramadi not doctor a book where he claimed against all known human rationality and logic, that Ikwerre migrated from Bini and are Bini people?

Did Relechi Ramadi not become irrelevant in the literature world after the civil war when he became consumed with Igbophobia and reduced himself to a parochial writer blinded by Igbophobic sentiments?

Kindly answer these questions
1. Why are u very angry that the ikwerre people are not igbos or "ceased to be igbos"?
2. Why do u love the ikwerre people so much and would do anything to have a common relationship or origin with us?
3. Why are u having insomnia becos of the ikwerres?
4. Is your destiny in ikwerre land?

I need answers pls Mr Okoro
Literature / Re: Elechi Amadi Is Dead by funnydick(m): 12:26am On Jun 30, 2016
Ariani:


Mynd44, I believe a rule has been broken. Do the needful.

Look at this Aba thug. U will never think of your frustrating life, it is how to circulate false history.
Literature / Re: Elechi Amadi Is Dead by funnydick(m): 12:08am On Jun 30, 2016
MXrep:
so by adulterating the name "Nwabueze" as Wabueze you have created a different ethnic group? Ikwerres are yeye people, do this ppl know that others in enugu or anambra also pronounce the name as "Wabueze" in their dialects too but do not write it like that but write in standardized igbo??


E dey pain am oooo. Igbos will never stop seeking for inheritance in the oil rich Rivers state and they think the best way is by claiming that ikwerre people are igbos. Pls sorry Mr OKORO we not igbos.
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Elechi Amadi Dies At 82 by funnydick(m): 10:20pm On Jun 29, 2016
RIP
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 500,000 Employed School Teachers Will Be Paid N23,000 As Monthly Salary by funnydick(m): 7:52am On Jun 09, 2016
Another yam has just been prepared for the yam eaters.... N power fund will soon be an issue. I dey wait.
Celebrities / A Guy Wrote This Letter To P Square by funnydick(m): 10:08am On Mar 20, 2016
This is the letter a guy wrote to p square concerning their beef.

Romance / Re: I Need Answers From Informed Persons Pls by funnydick(m): 7:35pm On Mar 14, 2016
goodmorning40:
Hahhaaaiii I just discovered it takes a lunatic to know one
Go change your pampers mom is calling u
Romance / Re: I Need Answers From Informed Persons Pls by funnydick(m): 7:33pm On Mar 14, 2016
Audray:
Over there in the land of multicolored and long haired people,letting down your hair is considered sexy,beautiful and (more natural?) as opposed to putting it up in a pony tail or a bun which is usually preffered in formal dressing. Why do u think that back here where we use hair extensions(weave- ons, attachment) most ladies also copy the whites to let down the "hair" rather than pack it? Funny enough the average Nigerian lady will tell you that "packing" is local and unatractive(lie) and its not even their real hair. Personally, i prefer a pony
tail. Gets the itchy thing away from my face. So there.

Thanks man. Matured mind
Romance / Re: I Need Answers From Informed Persons Pls by funnydick(m): 5:27pm On Mar 14, 2016
donbenedict:
Lol so u hv been spying on over 1billion people having sex in d western world?


Ur perversion stinks

I said from an informed person and not lunatic
Romance / I Need Answers From Informed Persons Pls by funnydick(m): 5:08pm On Mar 14, 2016
Can someone pls answer me.
Why do women in the western world unpack their hair before any sexual relationship with their spouse? What is the implications of that and why is it not practised among our women?
Romance / Re: Check Out This Picture: You Dont Have To Be Rich To Be Romantic by funnydick(m): 4:42pm On Jan 15, 2016
I can do more... Just looking for the lucky....
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Sexy In New Photoshoot by funnydick(m): 4:37pm On Jan 15, 2016
Am tired of seeing this commercial boobs pls
Romance / Guys Check Out This Pre-wedding Picture by funnydick(m): 8:50pm On Jan 14, 2016
Until mami water go vex for them

Politics / Re: Diezani Alison-madueke Dies In London Hospital - Theimpulseng by funnydick(m): 4:52pm On Dec 17, 2015
This can't be true...... Source pls
Politics / Re: Confirmed Results: Wike Leads In Rivers - Vanguard by funnydick(m): 4:12pm On Apr 12, 2015
Mama Peace doing what she knows best

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Politics / Re: Confirmed Results: Wike Leads In Rivers by funnydick(m): 4:10pm On Apr 12, 2015
Yeeehhh...... mama peace leading in Rivers
Politics / Re: : Fayose Weeps, Calls Jonathan 'that Stupid President'? by funnydick(m): 4:28pm On Apr 11, 2015
Hehehe... nawa ooo
Politics / Re: Election War In Akwa Ibom State-many Dead, Many Injured (Graphic photos) by funnydick(m): 4:13pm On Apr 11, 2015
Omg .....only God knows how many people will lose their lives today all in the name of election..
Politics / Re: The First Coupple To Come Out Of Aso Rock Alive; Gej And Mama Peace by funnydick(m): 11:31am On Apr 03, 2015
Space booked grin grin
Health / 3 Main Reasons Why You Feel Cooler And Stronger After Bathing. by funnydick(m): 9:54pm On Mar 22, 2015
1. During bathing your body lose heat through conduction and convection and the core temperature is returned to optimal level, thus enhancing metabolic procesess.
2.The body has microscopic holes called pores through which water enters the body during bathing. This water is absorbed into the vascular system, thus increasing blood volume and circulation.
3. Sponging during bathing increases blood return to the heart and enhances blood supply to the muscles just like a massage. Metabolic processes in the muscles are also enhanced.
Romance / Re: Types Of Engagement Ring. by funnydick(m): 3:17pm On Mar 07, 2015
Cutehector:
I don already buy engagement ring keep. But no babe worthy yet to hav it


Maybe the fault is u......open your eyes bro
Romance / Re: Shout Out To Girls Dating My Future Husband. by funnydick(m): 1:32pm On Mar 07, 2015
Am here sweethrt just relax no one is dating me. grin >: grin
Romance / Re: 10 Ways To Make Your Relationship Magically Romantic by funnydick(m): 1:29pm On Mar 07, 2015
Op if you like fry part of your flesh for him or her a wrong partner will still remain insensitive. Na God hand e dey o undecided
Romance / Types Of Engagement Ring. by funnydick(m): 12:43pm On Mar 07, 2015
It is not uncommon to see our nowadays ladies hustling engagement rings by all means and from any DICK and HARRY. Some can even go fetish to obtain one. Recent survey by funnydick et.al have come up with classification of engagement rings and their characteristics.
1. Acute engagement (less than one year).
CHARACTERISTICS
- Always present on the finger (never forgotten).
-Always been touched by the bearer.
- Readily brandished or showed off to peers & friends.
- Highly valued.

2. Sub-acute engagement(1 to 2 years)
CHARACTERISTICS
- Worn on alternate days
- Less showed-off.
- Still valued

3. Chronic engagement(2 to 3 years)
CHARACTERISTICS
- Worn on occasions
- Regularly forgotten
- Not showed-off
- Diminished value grin grin

Super- chronic engagement(3 years and above)
CHARATERISTICS
- Worn on highly selected occasions
- Bearers are not proud
- Not brandished or showed-off
- Bearers answer question such as WHEN? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS WAITING FOR? LOL. grin grin grin
- Bearers become fresh hustlers.

But some men do terrible things oo . How can you engage a lady for 5,6 or 7 years even 10 years no marriage and you want her to keep waiting for you. Abi she be "lord of the ring"?

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