Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,198,245 members, 7,967,550 topics. Date: Saturday, 05 October 2024 at 09:34 PM

FunnyJosh's Posts

Nairaland Forum / FunnyJosh's Profile / FunnyJosh's Posts

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

Politics / Re: Osinbajo As President 2023 Is A Nightmare by FunnyJosh: 9:13am On Jun 29, 2021
ojokolax:
No he wasn't, it was the national assembly. All Atiku did was amass the wealth of this country for himself and his friends.


...and Osibanjo isn't amassing any wealth for himself and friends? You're Naive bro.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo As President 2023 Is A Nightmare by FunnyJosh: 5:45am On Jun 29, 2021
BlowYourMind:
What power does a vice president possess in Nigeria, Osibanjo cannot make a difference in Buhari's government, despite he was against crypto currency and Twitter ban, he can't say it because removing him as vice principal takes the president nothing because his puppets are in the Senate, immediately the president order his removal he will be removed without consequences and you igbos pretending to be south south will be the one mocking him for wanting a difference.t

A lot. Atiku was VP too, he was the biggest opposition to the megalomaniac propensity of Obasanjo. The VP needs to do more than giving motivational speeches at social events.

3 Likes 1 Share

Crime / Re: Joshua Ajisope Of Farmfunded Sends Amateur Legal Letter by FunnyJosh: 5:30am On Jun 29, 2021
BecomeALandLord:
He should simply pay up to avoid public humiliation and embarrassment.

His best bet would have been to call me and pay up, even ask me to keep it confidential and I would have obliged him cos I'm all about my money.

Soon, he'll look back and ask himself if going to war with me was really worth it. I promise you Joshua, I go hold your blockus for this my hand.

3 Likes

Crime / Re: Baba Ijesha Undergoes Medical Examination For Stooling And Coughing Out Blood by FunnyJosh: 10:13pm On Jun 28, 2021
Revolva:


Bro go and freeze the company account and go to court and prepare court order and take it to your bank ..
Then go to the police to get a police report
Make sure u write proper statement of what he did as you are going to freeze his account


Am going thru a fraud case like dis ..I am going to do court order dis week I have frozen d fraudster bank ACC since ..he is fraustrated like dis ..once I summon d court order my money Dem go reverse am den later if I catch d guy he go pay me for damages spent

You cannot reverse money from an empty account. These guys are running a racket, they don't leave money waiting in their account. Your best bet is to catch the fraudsters. Once you get him, that's when the game begins.

1 Like

Crime / Re: Baba Ijesha Undergoes Medical Examination For Stooling And Coughing Out Blood by FunnyJosh: 12:44pm On Jun 28, 2021
hstar:

With the way he looks like a silent mumu?
Billions

Bros, d guy might have left d country

Him dey here. Baba leg dey shake him dey call me for phone. We don talk before. Make him just pay me my money. I no get personal beef with am or em business. Na my money i wan collect.

The matter go become personal when I catch am by myself.

1 Like

Crime / Re: Baba Ijesha Undergoes Medical Examination For Stooling And Coughing Out Blood by FunnyJosh: 12:08pm On Jun 28, 2021
lastempero:


How much hm chop?

Well people plenty wey him chop oo.. If I go estimate I go say a couple billions but my own na small 7 figures sha.

I no de fight for anybody. Make him just pay me my money make I move on, else if I catch am by myself him go hear am.
Crime / Re: Baba Ijesha Undergoes Medical Examination For Stooling And Coughing Out Blood by FunnyJosh: 12:05pm On Jun 28, 2021
lastempero:


U Never still catch this guy shocked that guy na spirit

No matter how long it takes I go catch am one day, no worry. Him no get where him dey run go. Just like bush meat one day my trap go catch am.
Crime / Re: Baba Ijesha Undergoes Medical Examination For Stooling And Coughing Out Blood by FunnyJosh: 11:42am On Jun 28, 2021
Anyone who can help us locate Joshua Ajisope of Farmfunded Agroservices Ltd will get a N50,000 reward for his/her effort.

Please contact me directly on Telegram at @Audacious_Investor if you have any information that could lead us to him or his family.

Reason: Joshua Ajisope ran away with investors money.

For all of you who thinks this doesn't concern you. Know that we invested in Agriculture and not MMM. So when you build that next generation App or machine or have an interesting idea that could scale and no one wants to invest in your idea. Know that youths like Joshua Ajisope ruined it for you.


Joshua Ajisope there's no need sending me letters. I await your legal action.

5 Likes 1 Share

Politics / Re: 18 APC Governors To Receive Matawalle As He Dumps PDP by FunnyJosh: 11:03am On Jun 28, 2021
Anyone who can help us locate Joshua Ajisope of Farmfunded Agroservices Ltd will get a N50,000 reward for his/her effort.

Please contact me directly on Telegram at @Audacious_Investor if you have any information that could lead us to him or his family.

Reason: Joshua Ajisope ran away with investors money.

For all of you who thinks this doesn't concern you. Know that we invested in Agriculture and not MMM. So when you build that next generation App or machine or have an interesting idea that could scale and no one wants to invest in your idea. Know that youths like Joshua Ajisope ruined it for you.


Joshua Ajisope there's no need sending me letters. I await your legal action.

4 Likes

Crime / Re: Joshua Ajisope Of Farmfunded Sends Amateur Legal Letter by FunnyJosh: 9:02am On Jun 28, 2021
ivolt:
OP, are you sure you are not the one breaching terms of agreement?
Did he sign a legal contract of guaranteed returns at specific time and refused to abide by them?

Yes he did.
Not just that but also a guaranteed insurance policy on the farm I invested in.
Politics / Re: Buhari's Appointments Favoured The North More - New Telegraph by FunnyJosh: 8:12am On Jun 28, 2021
Anyone who can help us locate Joshua Ajisope of Farmfunded Agroservices Ltd will get a N50,000 reward for his/her effort.

Please contact me directly on Telegram at @Audacious_Investor if you have any information that could lead us to him or his family.

Reason: Joshua Ajisope ran away with investors money.

For all of you who thinks this doesn't concern you. Know that we invested in Agriculture and not MMM. So when you build that next generation App or machine or have an interesting idea that could scale and no one wants to invest in your idea. Know that youths like Joshua Ajisope ruined it for you.


Joshua Ajisope there's no need sending me letters. I await your legal action.

4 Likes

Crime / Re: Joshua Ajisope Of Farmfunded Sends Amateur Legal Letter by FunnyJosh: 4:29am On Jun 28, 2021
kingthreat:
You scam person, come dey threaten am on top? What effontery?

You don see am na. Dem no get time to reply their email or answer investors calls but them get time to type mumu letter, carry am go post office go send.

We go reach the delivery company tomorrow. We must know who post the letter because the delivery man say him no get record of who post the letter. Him get luck I been wan lock am up.

We go find you Joshua. Lagos too small to hide inside.
Politics / Re: Delta Lawmaker, Kenneth Ogba Is Dead by FunnyJosh: 3:41am On Jun 28, 2021
Anyone who can help us locate Joshua Ajisope of Farmfunded Agroservices Ltd will get a N50,000 reward for his/her effort.

Please contact me directly on Telegram at @Audacious_Investor if you have any information that could lead us to him or his family.

Reason: Joshua Ajisope ran away with investors money.

For all of you who thinks this doesn't concern you. Know that we invested in Agriculture and not MMM. So when you build that next generation App or machine or have an interesting idea that could scale and no one wants to invest in your idea. Know that youths like Joshua Ajisope ruined it for you.


Joshua Ajisope there's no need sending me letters. I await your legal action.

2 Likes

Politics / Re: Fire Razes Store Of Yola’s Main Hospital by FunnyJosh: 3:40am On Jun 28, 2021
So unfortunate
Politics / Re: Death Awaits More Of Those Conspiring Against Senator Kalu — Prophet Joshua by FunnyJosh: 3:39am On Jun 28, 2021
Lol
Politics / Re: Stop Giving Fg Loans, Southern, Leaders Warn World Bank, IMF, US, China, Others by FunnyJosh: 3:38am On Jun 28, 2021
LOL
Politics / Re: UK Seeks Global Coalition To Fight ISIS In Nigeria/Africa by FunnyJosh: 3:37am On Jun 28, 2021
Next
Politics / Re: Zamfara Governor, Matawalle Has Defected To APC by FunnyJosh: 3:37am On Jun 28, 2021
Old story
Politics / Re: Nigeria Lady Appoint US Secretary Of Africa Affairs by FunnyJosh: 3:36am On Jun 28, 2021
Go girl
Politics / Re: Akintoye, Nwodo, Turaki, Others Warn IMF, World Bank As Nigeria Loans Hit N33trn by FunnyJosh: 3:36am On Jun 28, 2021
Cash out
Politics / Re: Gov. Matawalle To Defect To APC Tomorrow - SA New Media, Yusuf Idris by FunnyJosh: 3:35am On Jun 28, 2021
Anyone who can help us locate Joshua Ajisope of Farmfunded Agroservices Ltd will get a N50,000 reward for his/her effort.

Please contact me directly on Telegram at @Audacious_Investor if you have any information that could lead us to him or his family.

Reason: Joshua Ajisope ran away with investors money.

For all of you who thinks this doesn't concern you. Know that we invested in Agriculture and not MMM. So when you build that next generation App or machine or have an interesting idea that could scale and no one wants to invest in your idea. Know that youths like Joshua Ajisope ruined it for you.


Joshua Ajisope there's no need sending me letters. I await your legal action.

21 Likes 4 Shares

Crime / Re: Joshua Ajisope Of Farmfunded Sends Amateur Legal Letter by FunnyJosh: 9:45pm On Jun 27, 2021
nairalee:
This is just annoying. Lawyers letterhead without phone number or address. Some Nigerians will rather spend their money and time perfecting the crime instead of going legit

You know how thieves become humble when they are caught. Don't worry, when I get him, we'll see how bravado he is. We'll all get our chance to act our scenes. Now is his time, let him enjoy the camera and light.
Crime / Re: Joshua Ajisope Of Farmfunded Sends Amateur Legal Letter by FunnyJosh: 9:40pm On Jun 27, 2021
Plomo:
Interesting.

How much was invested and lost?

File a petition with the appropriate agencies.

Since that letter was not from a real law firm, file a police report for forgery and threat to life.

Don't worry by tomorrow the letter will be gracefully submitted to the police as we've always done.

2 Likes

Crime / Joshua Ajisope Of Farmfunded Sends Amateur Legal Letter by FunnyJosh: 8:08pm On Jun 27, 2021
Joshua Ajisope I received your letter in good condition, however, there was no return address for my lawyer to send you an appropriate response so here's my response. Your childish attempt at intimidation is laughable. I will NOT retract my comment and I await your legal action.

Pay investors their money and stop sending useless letters because when I finally get you, I'll show you what legal action is.

5 Likes 1 Share

Crime / Re: Three Tricyclists Arrested For Stealing 300 Bags Of Cement In Ogun (Photos) by FunnyJosh: 7:54pm On Jun 27, 2021
Anyone who can help us locate Joshua Ajisope of Farmfunded Agroservices Ltd will get a N50,000 reward for his/her effort.

Please contact me directly on Telegram at @Audacious_Investor if you have any information that could lead us to him or his family.

Reason: Joshua Ajisope ran away with investors money.

For all of you who thinks this doesn't concern you. Know that we invested in Agriculture and not MMM. So when you build that next generation App or machine or have an interesting idea that could scale and no one wants to invest in your idea. Know that youths like Joshua Ajisope ruined it for you.


Joshua Ajisope there's no need sending me letters. I await your legal action.

12 Likes 1 Share

Romance / Re: 'Hakika Islamic Sect' Members Impregnate Married Woman In Katsina by FunnyJosh: 7:54pm On Jun 27, 2021
Rexymania:



I hope you catch this bastard

I will that's for sure.

1 Like

Politics / Re: We’ll Soon Impose Heavy Taxes On Facebook, Twitter, Other Tech Giants: Osinbajo by FunnyJosh: 7:39pm On Jun 27, 2021
Na so
Crime / Re: Shoplifting Goes Viral In California - A New Law Stopping Police by FunnyJosh: 7:38pm On Jun 27, 2021
WTF
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Buhari Reacts To Niger Delta Avengers’ Threat To Shutdown Oil Producti by FunnyJosh: 7:37pm On Jun 27, 2021
Na so Quick response.
Politics / Re: S/West, S/East Problems Will Worsen If Nigeria Breaks Up — Bishop Gbonigi by FunnyJosh: 7:36pm On Jun 27, 2021
Lol na so
Politics / Re: Anambra 2021: No APC Primary Election Held On Saturday – Ngige by FunnyJosh: 7:35pm On Jun 27, 2021
Na so
Foreign Affairs / Re: Eighteen Convicted Al-shabab Militants Executed In Northeast Somalia(pics,Video) by FunnyJosh: 7:35pm On Jun 27, 2021
BruncleZuma:


This your man get mind o grin grin grin grin

LOL Just see the letterhead wey "reputable" company take write letter. Them come even sign am as "legal".

grin grin

2 Likes 1 Share

(1) (2) (of 2 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 31
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.