BABANGBALI:
Which ones have you done/had before? What did you score

I scored 60

You just copied it as you see it on X, you no even edit am.

Please what are this people saying about minimum wage?
Is it bygone or what?
Will there be salary increment for oil spillage agency and energy commission or is it for everyone on CONRAISS salary structure?

ChildOfDoom:
Hurray! I am 98 days clear (14 weeks) without betting. The secret was getting a new addiction (brothel love).

Now I am sinking in my addiction to Olosho. It makes me always broke. I need a way to fight it. Imagine spending 15k and above in a brothel daily. Who does that? I live a fake life there, buying food or drink for myself, the agberos there (so they don't mark me down) and the girls I patronise (to endear them more to me).

Ignore the post on front page on something being sweeter than sex. I am yet to find anything stronger! The sweet feeling of having to press different bannies yash & breast and then dive into different holes. Even the unique fragrance and sex styles of the girls is hard to resist. There is the one good in helicopter style (carrying), the one good in doggy, another sucking, another cowgirl etc.

No wonder I once saw a post of a guy who said he was 43 years and still finding it hard resisting a brothel after 12 years. I believe not even contracting STD or AIDS can stop addicts. For me, I just want to stop to save my finances. But I will have to find a combination of new addictions to stop this strong one.

Don't need a girlfriend as it takes time, energy and money. But no doubt I love companionship due to my constant loneliness. I may try a long distance relationship on social media

For night life, I may just be entering a bar with music but no girls. Where I can just drink, charge my phone and unwind. For my high libido, I may just have to turn to my cream. I self-service and self-service to steamy videos till the urge dies and I pass out every night. I can also add lots of extra office work, junk and Pepsi for excitement. Some games/sports too (though not good in them).

So help me God

You be pig o.
How do you get an erection in front of an ashawo?

TechCapon:
Your mistake is using the smart TV pre installed apps. What guys with tech know-how are doing is just get Amazon firestick and connect to the TV, then subscribe unlimited data. With firestick it consumes less data and you still have more TV channels at your disposal. Do your research

Please where can I buy this firestick from?
I stay in Enugu ATM.

Dilijingsly:
I don't have the money for the test. How do i know she is my child, no physical resemblance of any kind

I thought your women no dey sleep outside their matrimonial home.
Tws

SYSTEM222:
They are fighting Digital banks so hard.

No Opay
No Kuda
No Moniepoint
No Palmpay


Lols

They are micro finance banks

Hoelujohn:

The government can pay 200k by downsizing by about 30% of it's bloated workforce

Na you dem go pursue to pay another?

Nazgul:
Look at their ages. One would expect them at that age to at least have sense and work towards having a bright future. But no, they choose to be useless to themselves, their families and the nation by joining cults.

I can bet my with anything that they don't have any single skill aside terrorizing their community through robberies, oppression...etc. I honestly do not know what guys gain in cultism.

When the devil wants to finish you kpata kpata,he will lead you into cultism.
Otilo

labake1:



Na so as "I don't believe you"

You must not believe me.

labake1:



Na so

Na so as in fire 🔥 on or ✋ stop …

labake1:



Try and stop it totally

I have won 150k,200k on several occasions playing 1.5 to 1.8 odds.
I have won 450k,700k,3 million,17 million and 1.7 million.
If na you,you fit stop? 🛑

labake1:
You will say that you are looking for a man that don't smoke, drink and womanized. I was told that it is hard to get all in one person.
If he doesn't smoke, he will be a drunkard.
If he doesn't drinks, he will be into hard drugs.
If he doesn't drinks and smoke, he will be a womanizer.
If he doesn't drinks, smoke and womanized, he will be into gambling.

I am qualified for all you stated above but na sportybet spoil me.
I Dey play occasionally.

Lwkmd 😬😬😬🤣😂🤣😂

bobbybrown007:
Not Everyman can actually take in cheating as an habit from a woman, at times they think we men don't know when they do what they no how to do best.
Now she didn't leave to see the next day, now the guy might have life in prison

Nigerian men no wan kpai,that’s why this women will give them bastards that will beat them up and kill them in their old age and they won’t have the muscle to reject the baby and cancel the marriage.
Rip 🪦 to the young man,he swallowed too many REDPILLS.

Iamicekid:
That’s $5k cash u dey use play Omo.. ignorant na disease

Don’t mind them bro.
A lot of people have been blessed with life changing opportunities but lack of knowledge spoiled it for them that’s why the scriptures say that we suffer because we lack knowledge.

When God decides to bless you but you be ode.
That owl 🦉 is worth more than 5 million naira in the appropriate market but na winch dem call am.

Is it not time for these people to run away from this job?

The government has tried everything that can cause an insurrection but still Nigerians remained mute.
In no distant time,they will be taking men forcefully to labor camps and concentration camps and still nothing will happen after all it has not affected my tribesmen.
One day,it will get to you too.
Remember when we use to hear about terrorism in Somalia 🇸🇴,Afghanistan,India,Pakistan,Thailand etc.
It came here and became worse than them all.
Nigerians,muted.

kkkp:
CONGRATULATIONS CONPASS. NA HOT CAKE NOW O.

May God remember CONRAIS

Irupetepete:
For those saying Samsung, hisense and LG TV are the best, maybe you've probably not tried Sony TV's...
Picture, sound, display and durability, give it up for Sony abeg
Been using my 55inch 4k for a while now with a Sony soundbar, the magic is diff

Where can I get the Sony soundbar fairly used?

Respect to mother Russia..

Flowcool:
Captured?
But It's written that from the day you assume duty at Firs

It is assumed that you have started your duties once you receive your APL.

Flowcool:


FIRS mandate you to resume immediately you receive your deployment letter.

So your salary can start to read.

It’s supposed to start reading immediately you are captured.

Ibrahimcoomasie:
Terrorists Ambush Nigerien Soldiers Near Mali, Burkina Faso Border, Kill 23; 34 Others Unaccounted For




https://saharareporters.com/2024/03/22/terrorists-ambush-nigerien-soldiers-near-mali-burkina-faso-border-kill-23-34-others

Na Macron dey run am.

Mohisah:
Na one Gombe Senator n House of Rep get this mind 😅😅😅😅

Tell no tales🥹🥹

Mohisah:
Nawao! It better he told u to get out than insulting your personality. It's a total relegation to someone's worth. I no fit just imagine dis. Ahswear i go seal bck message in same envelope n deliver it to him through DHL expressing how petty he's. Threaten his constuency votes by goin to publish what he did🤣

A former senator from my state was like this.
If you mistakenly tell him about a work and needing his help,he will immediately call in and put his nephew.
Thank God man no be God.
He is out,God is still helping the sons of men.

Macbenb13:


Na wa oo😂😂😂

The new minimum wage might change their story because they have been like this since 2008.
Before then,it was a very nice place to be.
The new DG at ECN is doing fine and will eventually turn things around for them Insha Allah.

Wemoveee:


Please what's the pay for ECN? Is it juicy? I think I may be able to push🤷🏿‍♂️

Which juicy?
Just salary o.
Their working condition dey bad.
If you see the shoes of some of their workers, you will think they are still job hunting.
Run oooo

greatopec:
Good day Nairalanders
I will be 40 on Oct 19 this year and I am scared the kind of life I have always desired may not be
achievable. Let me list these things that worries me so that you can probably advise me or assist me in achieving any of them.
1) By 40 I had wished I will be living in my house with cars in my garage
Current situation- I am a salary earner who eagerly waits for the salary to drop before my family can eat conveniently every month.
2)I love cars and driving. Was thinking of getting a good car for Uber business.
Current situation- I have not been able to gather enough money to buy a car for Uber or personal use.
3)Seeking greener pasture abroad.
Current situation- I have not been able to have enough disposable income to even get a passport to start with in the first place.
4)Self development. I had interest in programming so I decided to learn coding and all that. I started with free code camp and also this thread by iyenimofe on nairaland has been so helpful https://www.nairaland.com/1383359/learn-web-design-live-nairaland/6#17571611
The issue I have progressing is that of enough data subscription to watch more tutorials.
5)Acquisition of at least Masters.
I have a passion for learning and self development but I struggled to have my HND with distinction. Gathering enough funds to start my masters program has been an uphill task.

Little about my background
I am an HND graduate
I have a sister who am responsible for also.
I have a wife and two kids.
I work 8-5weekdays

I work in a federal agency and my salary vanishes in a month.
Just look for side hustle like me and coast home to glory.
Remember,put God first.

Ohyinyeah:
�‍♂️ �‍♂️ MEN �‍♂️ �‍♂️

You see almost 80% of men who suffer loneliness and rejection at old age today is as the result of the wickedness meted on their wives in the past , she will endure you at young age because of her kids but once they grow up , she releases her long awaited revenge , she goes for Omugwo and lives you at home and sometimes most women , especially the ones that go to their kids abroad don’t usually come back and woe betide you if those kids saw you maltreat their mum . They will keep their mum with them and be sending you money for upkeep.

One of the major things that takes your wife away from you is cheating. Umu Nwanyi has grown thick skin towards their hubby abuses, meanwhile Nwoke will be dancing that he has put her in her place ����, Nna listen to this ;you are living with wounded lioness and you need serious prayers for Divine intervention and please thread with serious caution while you wait for that divine intervention .

So many women today are no more having sexual relationships with their husband anymore because they don't want to die of diseases, they just issue you a certificate of cheating (COC ��) , I guess it is a degree honor��,And you they issued the degree is happy, Chaiii Ekwensu egwugo gi Chandum!!,
now my question is this , who will contact all sorts of Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD), HIV, AIDS etc
Nna another question I have for you is this , how long will you flirt with women??.

Nna you see eeeh,A time will come, when you cannot climb a woman ,even if she is naked before you, some men are already on this table even at this their young age�‍♀️ .

Nna a time will come when you cannot drive yourself in that latest car,�‍♀️

Nna a time comes when you cannot go to club because Anuta agbogho, etufuo agadi �‍♀️�‍♀️.

Nna a time comes when you prefer to wear a simple T-shirt than that designers in Your closet because ego maintenance adirozi�‍♀️�‍♀️.

Nna a time might come when you just want to be at home watching TV with your wife, kids or grand kids and by then your wife’s love and care has travelled to Malaysia or Kuala Lumpu ebe ife na eme �‍♀️�‍♀️.

Nna a time will come when things that matters now become so tasteless for you and those your ladies you preferred over your wife agago iru with other men .

Nna a time will come when that money that you used to intimidate your wife and boxed her to a corner and did all the cheating , can't buy you happiness and at this time Nwanne all you need is to have your loved ones around you ,Mana you know what ? This is the time when most women remember all you did to them.

Nwannem I am not here to tell you to stop cheating or don’t cheat , you can continue tasting different soups INUGO. Afterall many of you said that Variety is the spice of life !!

A woman never forgets cheating ,So Jisike and be blabbing of how you will deal with your wife if she cheats on you , you should also not cheat on her .

So many of you will not like this post and so many will come here and say ‘what of women who cheat ‘, nwanne I am not here to discuss but if you like you can read the post and interpret it up side down na you sabi �‍♀️��.

When a man refused to reciprocate your love as his wife ,Don't kill yourself just transfer the love to your children and sit down to wait for tomorrow, because tomorrow must surly come .

Please you can correct all the grammatical error yourself

Nekwanu mic � jide .

�‍♂️�‍♂️�‍♂️�‍♂️

Written from the stables of Mrs Ibuh’s wife.
Now the man is dead and gone after you have shown him pepper,then what again?
Life no get formula o.
Just be careful before you gift the world bittered and evil souls from your family.
Olu Jacobs has lost his memory,can’t even remember who the wife is but she’s still there by his side giving his life a meaning.
If most men should remove affection from their eyes,they will see the nonsense they are married to.
A woman lurking around,planning to finish you off because you are weak.
Woman,why can’t you divorce him because he is a cheat and has broken his marital vows?
To the men,learn or perish.

DearAminu:
Ya Rabb... Hasbunallahu Wanimal Wakeel.
This job hunt is more than what one can think of... pls those of you here with upper hands should pls help us for Allah's sake 🤲🏽

Don’t give up. I got FG job after 16 years.
I am areal estate czar though.

AntiTerrorist:
Dey play

Votes have consequences.

Bravo…
Keep choking each other.