seizethaBae:
I don't even know where to start or how to explain what my problem is, hopefully i get lucky for the 'problem' to be 'diagnosed'. I'm a 27yrs old lady, finished university very very early and i've been extremely lucky with almost everything in life, but to get a suitor and settle down na palava. Friends/family members keep saying I'm too choosy or not serious.

Honestly, I AM NOT choosy. When the one thing i fast/pray for is for God to link me with the bone of my bone very soon, I even gave up my travelling plans in order to increase my chances of finding a future patner (i know you can meet ur patner anywhere, but na just to shut up people wey don tink say i no dey serious), a close friend even suggested i pend my 'work-from-home business', look for job so i can be leaving the house, and i got lucky within a month or two of dusting my CV i got a fantastic high paid job with no connection (honestly i've always been so lucky when i ask God for anything but i have no idea why he is delaying this). I just dont know how to explain it, the ones i like doesnt like me and the ones i dont have single feelings for will do anything to wife me. I'm not desperate or something, i just want to reach out if I'm the only one having this problem.

There was even a time i made up my mind to accept an ex proposal even tho i have no single feeling for him, i kept hoping/fasting/praying for a miracle to happen so i can at least like him (even if its 20%) bcus hes just too PERFECT, but it didn't just happen. My type of man doesnt need to be extremely rich, tall, handsome like most ladies dream man. He should just be neat, God fearing and have something upstairs biko (i love intelligent guys). Back to the main reason why i created this post; Married women/mature lady out there, has this ever happen to you? I really envy people that love their partners and they are loved back equally. Married women, please, I'm waiting to hear from you.

And for most people that will think I'm looking for a rich guy, believe me i once met a guy that was willing to sponsor my M.Sc in UK if i can be his Mrs, but i will never engage in anything that will bring curse on my head. So my problem is not even money. I'm so sick and tired

Kelly2713:
will she marry me?. am not after her money ooooooo

vision2050:
I have but many times augment arise about religion I distance myself so that I won't be harm. my grandpa, my in-law are Muslims but not fanatical. Question you should ask is why always negative news about Islam?

vision2050:
Na by force to fast? uneducated bunch of fel-latio felony . stupid people with a shallow mind. Islam is a problem to the world. Quote me ,you will be frappe .

Jadekitana:
I just saw a thread with mostly short girls trying to give themselves hope! Well it's allowed, but take heart, tall girls rule anytime any day, anywhere. But we know how y'all feel so i'm just gonna be soft here guys don't get deceived here are some advantages of dating tall girls

1) Tall ladies exude confidence: have u ever been to a dinner or evening party,wedding or occasions and a tall elegant lady walks in? It's like magic. All attention is fixed on her, especially the type who cat walks like me! Men we no send anybody. You see ushers rushing to look for a comfortable position for us to sit,now that's priceless unlike the short babes who hardly get noticed even with the 11inches heels.

2) Every dress fits them: from gowns, to jumpsuits to jeans to leggings, every single thing fits. Imagine a tall lady with Sharon stones kinda hot legs on mini skirt? Guys you would release mere thinking of what's under her skirts.

3) Tall ladies never feel inferior: you see them always ready to talk in functions, events and what have you! They have nothing to loose. They possess that self confidence anywhere.

4) You don't need to bend to kiss us: we are bad like that. Luckily if u tall as well we make a perfect couple, if u short we bend to kiss u, you cant put your hands around our shoulders to intimidate us, it's actually very romantic when we put our hands around your shoulder and plant a peck on your cheeks! Short girls ndo, u girls can never do that.

5) We are good on bed: forget the portability of short ladies, tall girls with long legs are ready to hang that leg anywhere! Our legs can comfortably go round your waist. Angle 69 is awesome and easy and above all tall girls have really deep cunts,they can take any size of dick very well without feeling any pain duuuh to dem short girls.

6) We give our men self confidence: you don't need to start looking for us in the crowd when we go out, we don't need heels. Have u ever seen a short guy walking with his tall babe? The look on his face is priceless. You see that self confidence he has, the look of "even though i'm short my babe is proud of me" and for a tall guy you need to see the way they both oppress the crowd, damn my head is swelling.

7) You don't need a stool in your house: we can reach anything without help, we are that good. We fix bulbs, clean the shelf, we don't need to call u 247 to help us out with things around the house, we are that gifted.

We compliment your genes: it's hard to see a tall woman give birth to a dwarf kid. Even if her hubby is short, her kids come out average. So if u a short guy and u dating a short babe, have a rethink! You sure don't want a pygmy for a kid.

9) tall girls are hardly hot tempered: what's there to be angry about? I mean we have it all, guys always wanna associate with us so why have high BP on trivial issues? We laugh a lot and allow things slide.

10) If u ain't dating a tall lady, you need to step up your game

TheLastIdiot:
I have bin living with my grandfather since I was a child. The old man recently passed away, that was 3 months ago. My girlfriend who I've bin dating since 2014 jst broke my heart by dumping me! She said she could no longer continue because she was xpecting dat I would inherit some valuable properties frm my grandpapa so we could get married & start a family! My grandpapa no try at all The only thin I inherited according to his lawyer, Barrister Ishiokporoko Ndu-Ogologo, who read out the Will last Thursday, was an old dirty Binatone video re-winder! See pics below

I dey vex! I go commit suicide ooo!

goldendiamond:



My[i] 10[/i] differences between Dbanj and DonJazzy

1. Family Background
2. Mohits Records
3. Generousity
4. Business sense
5. Endorsements
6. Foundation
7. Influence
8. Diversification
9. Music Concerts
10. Age & Humility


1. FAMILY BACKGROUND
Donjazzy has always hidden details about his family background obviously based on the fact that its nothing to be proud of. As you all know, his brother Dprince is from same mother but different fathers. However dbanj has a solid close knit family with kids brought up with christian values. No wonder we hear such inspiring lyrics from some of his songs like mobolowowon, olorunmaje, mr endowed(remix) and the recent collabo with oritsefemi(double wahala remix). Mohits first crib was given to them by dbanj's mum(a bungalow at michael otedola estate) and their first official car too. dbanj is from a good and admirable family with successful siblings and responsible parents.


2. MOHITS RECORD
Despite the misinterpretation in the media that donJazzy owned mohits, it became clear to all(after the break up) that its was a partnership between the two friends. They both owned the record label 50-50 and dbanj had more controlling power(that's why he could sign artistes at will). Donjazzy never owned mo-hits records, it was a partnership between both of them(that was why donjazzy had to drop the name when they broke up). When 2face left kennis music or when wizkid left EME, tell me did baba keke and banky W change their business names. Dbanj even had more shares in mo-hits. He was everything and controlled the label. That was why all concerts they performed back then, you will always see "Dbanj & Mo-hit all stars" on handbills or bill boards. The whole group leveraged on his brand name.


3. GENEROUSITY
Donjazzy is a stingy and greedy guy that was why wande coal left when he felt cheated. He was just wasting the boy's life away performing at shows but no album to show for it. Wande left and immediately was endorsed by telecoms giant globacom; and released his own songs under his black diamond. If you doubt me search it on google on "why wande coal left mo-hits.

I pity those three new recruits(Reekado banks, Di'ja and Korede bello), donjazzy will just keep using them and hiding under the disguise of "mavin all stars" but they won't av any album to their name except they wise up like tiwa savage who spends her own money to make videos(backed by support of her manager/husband)

Dbanj is arguably the most generous artiste in africa. He once said when asked how rich he was in an interview. I quote "money is just a material thing and vanity upon vanity, all is vanity". He gave wande coal a brand new Prado after he crashed the car he won from Hiphop World awards(now the headies). He bought six range Rovers few years. gave D’Prince an LR 3, after he crashed it, he bought him a Range, and it’s no news that he bought two Bentleys; one for himself and one for Don Jazzy.

DonJazzy has never even bought a car for his brother Dprince so how can he buy for others in Mohits. And after the MoHits break up with Jazzy, Dbanj bought a Benz C-class worth over N9million for Kswitch and a luxury automobile for himself - the Aston Martin Vantage V8. He also got a 2014 Honda CRV jeep for his sister as a wedding gift. What a generous man.



4. BUSINESS SENSE
At Mohits, Donjazzy was in charge of music production while dbanj ran the business aspect. There are many music producers eg lengudury, idcabbasa, Jmartins, Dr frabz, J-soul, Spellz, Sosick, Sarz, TY-mix, Cobhams etc to mention a few. So dbanj doesn't need jazzy to make good music(as he can simply employ the services of any good producer) but jazzy needs dbanj to be business oriented. No wonder dbanj has achieved much more business wise after the Mohits break up. But all jazzy has been doing is just making music(that majority of the income goes to marketers like obaino music, Tjoe records and Ahbu ventures) the three kings that run alaba international.

In 2013, D’banj received an invitation from Hennessy to visit France and was the headlining act for the 2013 edition of Hennessy Artistry. In 2014, Dbanj's song "Bother You” was the official soundtrack for the highly acclaimed and world renowned “Half of a Yellow Sun“ movie adapted from Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's best selling novel.


5. ENDORSEMENTS
Don jazzy has very lucrative endorsement deals including one with Loya Milk worth about N50m. MTN is worth N25m, and his endorsement with Samsung Africa also made some millions.

In 2013, D'banj was named the Bank of Industry (BOI) ambassador worth multi millions. In Nov 2013, D'banj re-signed a multi-million Naira deal with Globacom, the company he parted ways with in 2010 where he cashed in over $500,000. In October 2014, D'banj was named the official African ambassador for Beats by Dre(a company owned by Apple). The biggest ever endorsement deal by any african musician.

For a software giant like apple and perhaps the most innovative infotech company in the world notable for unique products like ipods, ipads, macintosh OS, apple MAC laptops, iphones, apple watch etc to chose dbanj out of the multiple artistes making hits in africa is quite awesome. Indeed this man is highly favoured.


6. FOUNDATION
Donjazzy from our records has no operational foundation. D'banj is the founder of Koko Foundation for Youth and Peace Development and has been involved in many humanitarian and charitable programs both locally and abroad. This act has opened doors for him globally and with his great sense of humour he keeps endearing himself to top executives locally and on the african continent.


7. INFLUENCE
Dbanj is far more influential that Jazzy and has become a global brand. Dbanj has met with the who is who in the world through the ONE campaign and other platforms. Bill gates, Mo Ibrahim, Aliko dangote, mike adenuga, femi otedola, goodluck jonathan, issa hayatou, sepp blatter etc. Dbanj performed at the CAF nations cup in 2014 a deal worth over $200,000. He also has relationships with top american artistes like kanye west, Jay Z, beyonce, Snoop, 2chains, Big sean to mention a few.

He is also Nigeria's first United Nations Youth Ambassador for Peace. Dbanj is the ONE campaign ambassador in support of agriculture investments. He was among the few stars invited to the prestigious white house to raise awareness on agriculture in Nigeria as part of the Bono’s global humanitarian group. He also led 18 other African artists on the song "cocoa na chocolate" and won Best African Collaboration at the All Africa Music Awards in 2014.



8. DIVERSIFICATION
Don jazzy is only known for music and his nite club but dbanj has succeeded as a musician, entertainer, ambassador and now diversified into various forms of business especially agriculture(cocoa farming to be precise and his koko garri that has been endorsed by the richest nigerians). Following the foot steps of foreign artistes before him that have diversified into other profitable ventures; knowing fully well that you cant keep churning out hit songs for life.



9. MUSIC CONCERTS
After the break up of mohits, dbanj's DB records av staged two high profile concerts that was sold out. Koko concert and D'kings men concert. This two events enjoyed massive sponsorship from multinationals, banks and top nigerian companies. The two concerts game him a combined income of over N250million from ticket sales alone and others from sponsorships. Mavin records till date is yet to organise any notable music concert.

Dbanj also has over 35 awards to his name which includes: BET Awards, Channel O Music Video Awards, Fizz Awards, Ghana Music Awards, The Headies, Kora Awards, MOBO Awards, MTV Africa Music Awards, MTV Europe Music Awards, Nigeria Entertainment Awards, Nigeria Music Video Awards, Sound City Music Video Awards, World Music Awards, 4Syte TV Music Video Awards and the recent All Africa Music Awards in 2014.



10. AGE and HUMILITY
Despite being older than DonJazzy, dbanj still respects him and created a high profile for him which made people to adore jazzy. The words "its don jazzy again" became a popular slogan during the Mohits era. It was all his idea to make Jazzy look like the Don.

Jazzy on the other hand isn't humble but very arrogant. He once ordered his body guards to beat up a guy in a nite club. He once had a grudge with ikechukwu which made them to part ways. Dbanj also had issues with ikechukwu but later settled it and accepted him back to his crew at DB records. DonJazzy disliked Dr Frabz out of envy just because frabz created the beat for the highly successful "WHY ME" that shot them to prominence. Jazzy never acknowledge publicly that it was Frabz beats. Due to this Dr Frabz left mohits too on a bad note. (Frabz, kswitch and myself attended the same university in Nigeria so these are confirmed facts).

Dbanj and Tuface are the most humble nigerian artistes you can ever meet. If you've been shunned by other artistes in public you will understand what I mean. Dbanj response to his fans is very impressive despite his A-list celebrity status.



CONCLUSION
Dbanj has a great sense of humour which makes him very likeable. He thinks globally but jazzy prefers to be a local champion. This was the reason for the problems of Mohits. Dbanj was thinking ahead and planning to expand the Mohits brand when they met Kanye west in the US but DonJazzy couldn't humble himself because kanye was also a producer and he knew he may be relegated to the background. No matter what our entertainment industry(whether music or movies) is doing today, its was all adopted from the west. Even the gadgets and equipments we use to produce music was manufactured by europeans and americans. So please tell me is there a crime that Dbanj was thinking big.

The latest tape released on "THE TRUTH" also exposed the envy that existed in Mohits from the outburst of Dr Sid stating that "his brand and star is too big, its overshadowing...". What a wicked world that the same people you call family can gang up against you just because of your success. Imagine if a kelly rowland envied beyonce, will their relationship still be intact today.
The truth is no one can be trusted except God. In conclusion, my advice to Dbanj is to "forgive others not because they deserve forgiveness but because you deserve peace".

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fredoooooo: efe need to up his game , see as neymer just they dribble am anyhow