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Family / Re: My Erotic Ordeal With A Cheating GF. Please Read And Learn by Gaspardd(m): 4:44pm On Mar 29
Ten is happening oooo.

I remember one time when my friend invited me to a bar, na so I see my babe with her friend with 2 guys....that means those guys shared d babes one one nah.
But I didn't give a shït I just waved at her, proceeded to have a drink with my guy.

She later came that night trying to shalaye and shïts but I just shushed her and asked her if she had a good time.

You see, I'm a very cool motherfücker and whenever I approach a lady, and she starts doing shakara; I'll just laugh cuz I know that there re lots of pigs like you out there, she can have them.

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Romance / Re: What A Simp Told Me Today About Brideprice by Gaspardd(m): 10:08am On Mar 23
Balablue64:

Simp detected, Death To All Simps.

Either you re a small boy or ur Brain stopped growing at the age of 4
Romance / Re: What A Simp Told Me Today About Brideprice by Gaspardd(m): 4:40am On Mar 23
This guy thinks it all ends at bride Price. The thing is if you don't have Sense, don't ever think of women.

Even if you get her for free.... won't you empower her? Won't you start a biz for her... won't you rent a bigger house cuz of her?...

My point is...it doesn't end at bride Price or it hasn't even started at bride Price.

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Romance / Re: Strange Sexual Behaviour by Gaspardd(m): 7:31pm On Mar 21
Recently I was all full gymnastic on this gentle light skinned girl. I was extremely gentle with her cuz she dey form posh with her English.

Next thing I heard her yelling "BITE ME...BITE ME", at first I was like maybe I shld just kiss her on her neck or sth...but oh mehn she wanted me to bite the shit out of her.

I no gree for her ooooo. Bite you... for what!!!

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Romance / Re: I Have 734k In My Account And No Nigerian Girl Has Tasted 1 Kobo Out Of It by Gaspardd(m): 11:56am On Mar 10
PureFace1:


Women lie all the time to manipulate men and paint themselves in a good light and as someone valuable, don't believe whatever come out of women's mouth unless you see it for yourself.


Now you would think that Monica girl must be one correct and classy babe if that guy could be begging her for relationship, meanwhile Monica was just lying shamelessly to manipulate you and paint herself in a good light and boost how you view her. How can you verify anyway ?

You are very weak as a man if you believe whatever women prattle to you, 90% of what comes out of their mouth is all lies. You haven't experienced rejecting a girl advances at you but that girl would ran to her friends and told them all how you were the one in her DMs and hitting on her ? or you hit on woman and moved on after she rejected you but the same woman would exaggerate everything and say you were begging her for a relationship?

I really understand whatever it is you re trying to imply and I always etch it at the back of my mind in whatever interaction I have with a girl.
But bro in this case there re receipts bro. I just don't wanna gossip about it, this dude is Just a fuçkin retàrd typical of these Red pill guys. But still that doesn't change d fact that I'm still mean nothing to Monica and she too can bounce me for the highest bidder.
Romance / Re: I Have 734k In My Account And No Nigerian Girl Has Tasted 1 Kobo Out Of It by Gaspardd(m): 4:44pm On Mar 08
FRANCISTOWN:


Lol! Moonlight tales to sooth your weak nature. Misery loves company.
Weak men can't not believe some men are not weak.

By the way. I'm not a Redpiller or such nonsense. Redpill is too weak. I identify myself with MisoMGTOW.

Number one way to foolishness is to believe whatever comes from the mouth of a woman.
That you believed MONICA already spelled the kind of man that you are.

Lol...fùcking kids
Romance / Re: I Have 734k In My Account And No Nigerian Girl Has Tasted 1 Kobo Out Of It by Gaspardd(m): 10:44pm On Mar 07
I live in a rural environment working on a project, I have many girls as a friends and I like them a lot.

I feel good whenever they ask me for help and it feels good being able to help with freedom from outcome.

Then there's this guy close to my house...he acts like all this Red pill fücktards, he dresses nice, speaks good English; not that it's a bad thing but shït u re in a typical village, common sense should tell you that u re supposed to dumb down a lil bit.
He's always bragging about him not spending shi shi on a girl and stuff and how he has lands and businesses in some places.

Well long story short.... Monica told me how dude has been trying to get in with his queen's English and how he came to her house kneeling down begging for Love, promising to rent another apartment if I'm d problem. Babe wey this guy dey see for my house ooo.

My point is that most of you guys forming hard guy re just creeps and doesn't have Sense but the hard guy and Red pill bullshit is just to cover up your weakness.

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Romance / Re: Why Are Guys So Heartless To Their Fellow Men? by Gaspardd(m): 8:48pm On Feb 29
You just met a girl and boom...you started telling her about how many properties and assets you have ....that's going full retard

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Family / Re: It is well by Gaspardd(m): 5:20pm On Feb 27
Jewessgratitud3:


It's not anything financial. I said it's something that won't cost her anything.

Like for instance some of our family pictures are with her and anytime I feel like going through the pics just to see my dad and Mom ( cos they are late) she'll say she can't bring the photos out. Even all our baby pictures in her custody she hid everything. Ok, bring these pics let someone else keep them she'll tell you no. Those pictures used to be in our eldest sisters house but the day she went visiting she packed all the photos and my elder sister didnt have issues bringing out the photos whenever we went there and asked for it but since she took custody, I've not seen those photos for like 5 years now.

Now tell me, does she have the right to keep such family treasure from everyone?

You re Just being pathetic.....she's giving you the tough love you need.
Family / Re: Thinking Of Separation From My Wife by Gaspardd(m): 7:19am On Feb 16
ceeceeuwa:

Na you call am wife. She is not his wife yet. They are just cohabiting. When the time is right, he will fo the needful.

Cohabiting or whatever English you want to use....2 adults have the right to live with each other if they wish to. All these rituals are just rubbish.
Romance / Re: Please Guys What Advice Do You Have To Give On This Issue by Gaspardd(m): 10:59am On Feb 12
The secret of a sweet marriage is having a wife and a loving girlfriend.

It's counterintuitive but it works wonders.
If you have a sweet girlfriend somewhere...you mostly wouldn't react or bother about whatever she does. You would be too much happy about life to care.

And automatically that would your make wife less volatile too.

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Family / Re: Thinking Of Separation From My Wife by Gaspardd(m): 8:15pm On Feb 11
Lol... My guy wife go visit her Father for village....when she was supposed to come back, the family started all this dowry bullshit.

My guy just tell d lady..."if by tomorrow I no see you for house...then forever no come my house again".
By the time we got home, Mama don cook pounded yam and one kind native soup wait us.

This guy nah very busy guy, him no time for rubbish.

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Romance / Re: I Chop Breakfast Ytd, And I Got Sacked Today. by Gaspardd(m): 6:01pm On Feb 08
Savedday2:
The greatest mistake you ever made was to apologize to her. Guy you fiickup big time.

Even if she catch you red handed on top another girl, never, ever apologize. Instead Angrily send her out of your house and never , ever call her. After sometime she will stylishly bring the kpekus for more knacking.

Arhhhhh I'm not that Cold bro.

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Romance / Re: I Chop Breakfast Ytd, And I Got Sacked Today. by Gaspardd(m): 5:22pm On Feb 08
DaddyRochie1642:




Chai,....one thing is very obvious here, you are to Blame for everything here, hold yourself accountable it's Part of the process of healing process,... Being the one responsible for things that went south is not a small thing...just sincerely hold yourself accountable and they slow healing starts.

Right now I can't hold it. I'm really getting burnt. I'm gonna survive this tho but arhhhhh it burns.

And she still has my power bank too.....oh my God.

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Romance / Re: I Chop Breakfast Ytd, And I Got Sacked Today. by Gaspardd(m): 5:07pm On Feb 08
DaddyRochie1642:



Tell us everything

I told her I was out of town but that same evening she saw me with another girl.
That was few days ago. So ytd after football match I brought it up hoping to explain myself.

Babe I was Just trying to be social, I can't just be one swaggerless idiot...she no gree.
Ok I was wrong I admit. I was apologizing but she was Just crying and shaking her head.
Well that was it.

I got to work today and I just refused to do anything. This dude was talking too much and I lost it; I yelled some awful stuffs back at him and he told me to go.
In his words " Forever you no follow me worker". I told him to fùck off but I just woke up now and nah now my eye clear
Romance / Re: I Chop Breakfast Ytd, And I Got Sacked Today. by Gaspardd(m): 4:34pm On Feb 08
Bliztzer:


Pele, wetin happen?

Which of those?..... Breakfast or sack
Romance / I Chop Breakfast Ytd, And I Got Sacked Today. by Gaspardd(m): 4:29pm On Feb 08
Who has had it worse? embarassed embarassed
Romance / Re: I've Slept With 50+ Girlfriends & Wives And Discovered 8 SHOCKING Insights by Gaspardd(m): 9:32am On Feb 07
There's heaven and there's hell, heaven is focusing on what you can control... While hell is focusing on what is outside of you; Trying to manipulate things to work in line with your conditionings.

When it's comes to women issue.... Just let them be. The factors you can control is you. And that's being nice, setting boundaries and having a purpose in life. Anything outside that... You re setting yourself up for hell.

But I guess u re just an attention starved kid looking for means to curry some attention in a fraudulent way by using some creepy manipulative principles.

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Family / Re: Young Ladies N Women Stop Risking Your Lifes N Get Something Doing Learn From Me by Gaspardd(m): 2:56pm On Feb 06
You seem delusional and too much in your head and that won't make you see reality The way it is.
You need to create some time to see the reality around you so that you can respond to reality accordingly.

Be in the world but do not be of this world.....in other words...be Smart.

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Family / Re: My Husband Of 10 Years Threw Me Out by Gaspardd(m): 1:31pm On Jan 24
1. No gree for anybody no gree for anybody...now see where we dey

2. It's now u re looking for a job, what have you been doing all these years?

3. If after 10yrs of marriage and u still don't learn how to overlook things beyond your power or listen to your husband then what have you learnt?. What kind of woman/wife re you?

4. Any time I look at my sisters or close babes...I just shake my head for them cuz I always wonder what type of man they would meet in future.
We have many dancing monkey idiots in man's clothing running around acting nice in disguise but lack Sense common to common people.

4. I don't keep friends but Im keeping this my lawyer friend should in case the need arises. Nobody would mess with my sisters or daughters and goes scot-free.
Romance / Re: "Stop playing a hero, you aint shit" by Gaspardd(m): 4:33pm On Jan 22
codedgalaxy:

Ye, you are right my forefathers were dumb, but i aint like them.
Everybody thinks he's special.... specially liked by God more than everybody on Earth.

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Romance / Re: "Stop playing a hero, you aint shit" by Gaspardd(m): 1:26pm On Jan 22
This stuff is bigger than you. Your forefathers was firmly in the grip, what makes you think you can escape?...lol

And then another thing is...the only way out is in.

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Politics / Re: Breaking News!!! Images Of Hell Fire Surfaces by Gaspardd(m): 10:08pm On Jan 21
I kno how heaven looks like....just like night club but everybody on White.
Romance / Re: Do you know any dead nairalander? by Gaspardd(m): 9:02pm On Jan 08
ZekeYeager:
Hungerbad what a name. Na hunger kill am?

Hungerbad was a philanthropist on NL... He helped so many pple but we never knew he was sick

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Romance / Re: Do you know any dead nairalander? by Gaspardd(m): 8:58pm On Jan 08
anonymuz:
she got sick. In matter of days she's gone. She was an orphan.
I think she slipped inside her bathroom and fell. No family, nobody cud be traced to her. And her phone was locked.

She was always being dragged on NL then.

Then too where is Nwamaipke? The all time NL all of fame legend

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Romance / Re: If You Want To Experience A Beautiful Relationship.... by Gaspardd(m): 12:20pm On Jan 04
Zaheertyler:

Is that your fear?
Then you will enjoy life
You won't chase
You attract

Lol ok I hear you. But my point is still valid. If you need cool love....older women da bess
Romance / Re: If You Want To Experience A Beautiful Relationship.... by Gaspardd(m): 10:25am On Jan 04
Reminderz:
This is a post devoid of reason... You didn't even state some reason why we should leave fresh untouched oranges over old, rumpled, touched ones...

Tell me the reason why I should go for fairly used when I can get new ones then we can have a discussion...

Younger girls no get Sense
Romance / Re: If You Want To Experience A Beautiful Relationship.... by Gaspardd(m): 10:23am On Jan 04
Zaheertyler:

Love yourself broooo
That's all you need

That's a complacent way of living Life. Love myself then what..... Ending up as a lone old man.
Romance / Re: If You Want To Experience A Beautiful Relationship.... by Gaspardd(m): 7:13am On Jan 04
Nonexisting1:
I don't know about beautiful but older an vaginarian normally will give a man peace in relationship and in marriage. There's nothing beautiful about sagged breast and overused pussy but I guess those can be given less priority especially when considering marriage. At older age, a vaginarian mostly focuses on important issues like family and pay less attention to iPhones which bring about quarrels with her boyfriend and drives her into hookup.

Sagged breast is not particular to older women only, some young girls too have sagged breast. And when I say older Lady I don't mean just anyhow.... of course you have to be selective.
Romance / Re: Broken But Still Moving On by Gaspardd(m): 10:15pm On Jan 03
saucerence:


Bro I rili picked the signals all but am too emotional attached to her but now I think am stronger and willing to let everything go and start my life afresh......

Lol...it will still happen again bro. So you think you re wise now....u think woman will not show you shege again In your lifetime?
Shít happens and you shouldn't take it personal.
Romance / Re: Broken But Still Moving On by Gaspardd(m): 10:04pm On Jan 03
pansophist:
Any man wey women don love truly before no dey experience this nonsense.

Because your signal go sharp, and any babe wey bring tricks come, you go don spot am from far, then lock up your heart, and watch as she dey mumu herself thinking say she dey decieve you.
This is very true lol

I've experienced this love from this lady b4. Her love for me was just to see me succeed and be happy in life as opposed to just wanting sth from me....she really set the standard of love for me and I'm never going to compromise on that.

Now I see all these girls whining themselves and I go just dey laugh dey look them from far.
Romance / Re: If You Want To Experience A Beautiful Relationship.... by Gaspardd(m): 9:56pm On Jan 03
SHIVA001:
You Will Still see Shege and come to nairaland and write epistle about how older lady is controlling you.
Date anybody you want to date. Be it older or younger. Date a sensible person Age is not maturity.
1. She won't depend on you for money which is a huge relief.
2. She's emotional stable not like this small girls acting flaky and shít
3. She won't take nonsense from you... making you to step up and not being petty. You become a matured version of yourself.

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