yusluvad:
You should understand better bro.

Pls expantiate

Kingdollar28:


All these secondary school love sef

U and the girl are both stupid... Period!

When all u do is alluminium....love matters would be stupid to you.

Riele:
Imagine !

What should i call you , a weakling ? .

Get out!!!! Bomboclat

Starz825:
Just to go church...u come open thread..na so u bad reach

Last time i went to church...this woman said she was spiritually attacked just cuz she had a wound on her leg. She asked d whole congregation to stand up and pray for the death of the phantom person lol. Church is crazy these days

ceeroh:
Follow her. A day won't kill you

I will understand if she made it a suggestion. But making a big deal out of it is just absurd and i wont have it

She told me specifically that if i do not go to church with her next sunday, i shld just forget about her for the rest of my life.

Her claim is...she has never made such request like that b4, so for her to insist on it means she is very serious about it. Tho my response was "I'll rather die" but reason why she would be so clear cut about it kinda bothers me. One mind is telling me to just say fùck it and be a man but another voice is telling me to give it a rethink or something.

TheGoodJoe:


Meaning of Relationship

the way in which two or more people or things are connected, or the state of being connected.

Its to relate...relating.
The lady is going out and she related it to him..dude got pissed off.

TheGoodJoe:


Nice advice but I will like a tip from you of something you feel I did wrong.

An excerpt from the write up will be preferable.

You re just a broke pùssy asß bìtch full of himself, who re u to tell her what to do? Is she your wife...u guys arent in a covenant, you re just in a relate-tionship. Bomboclàt

NeedAdvice00:
She didn't respond to my message after my last response. Does it mean I'm boring or .....?

You re just an idiot who is trying to be to ubunja.
You talk too much and very disrespectful.

https://www.nairaland.com/4547670/tried-getting-love-back-it

This is my worst case scenario. True story except it happened in jan/feb 2011 when our sch was shut down cus of student protest.

That i am not important.
Be selfish, be self centered... Pple will live perfectly just fine without you. My bro died in 2016, he used to be a great helper and i think that got too much into his head. He sacrificed lots of things. 3yrs now its as if he never existed. I tot it wud be hard for me to survive without him but here i am...doing just fine....sorry brother.

LeoFish92:


I remember you served in 2016, where do you work now?

Construction company in Lagos

I exaggerated on my CV for this current job tho. I dont kno if it was helpful but then it was cool seeing d man staring at my CV to see that i had 2yrs exp at UAE when ive never even been on a flight b4.
But then i have enough exp and studied enough to defend it tho. Thats cuz ive read, watched many videos and shit about the job specifications.
Now level don change and i give God d glory.

stupidity:
lol. Why not save yourself the stress and go get ugwu from the market??


You’ll grace front page when you get bitten by snake. Lol

The ugwu is by d bush on d way to market.

I'm with bae. She is pregnant, so i will wash clothes and plates, then later i go enter bush cus she said "Gaspardd u will enter bush today oo to go and cut ugwu leaf for me so that i will mix with malt".

Then i will call my mum later and tell her to pray for me.

I think Dangote shld come and read this. I heard he is single and searching for a wife.

Nat404:
Lol. Funny guy. Professors in federal universities do not lack money.

I also can take care of you. House, living expenses and so on.

You seem like that guy that wud travel 12hrs to go on a date and wud start discussing schrodinger equation just to prove that he is intelligent.

Nat404:
Lol...stop envying someone. He has given a lot of people future unlike your Buhari who made a lot of Nigerians hopeless.

Lol envying...i have 3 jobs so why wud i envy sn who is stuck with one job?
I mean isnt 3 better than 1?

Nat404:
My uncle is a professor in Faculty of Medicine at UNEC, he also lectures medical and nursing students. He's very popular at UNEC.

So make dem make u nairaland mod or what?..Bro go straight to d fùcking point. Nobody cares if ur bro is a lecturer or buhari.

Phenomenal16:
... Wether u believe it or not.. U can't change the fact that am 22... Am naturally thick... Deal with it

Damn u re too fast

Phenomenal16:
... Pol.. Y r u scared of ur ugliness

Lol...22yrs old student. At some point in life, my age was 6 times ur age. So show some curtsey

funmisticqueen:
Please post a picture showing your face without sunshades, or handkerchief

Pls Dont tell me what to do

28
AA
Location..Ibeju lekki
Ocupation... 3 Jobs
1.Trash Collector at a Garbage Company
2. Federal Government Job ( NPower)
3. Engineer..I repair wrist watches
What I want is true love so that we can be happy forever and continue our love in heaven.

funmisticqueen:
Network was quite annoying.
Let me be the first to post

Age:25
Location: eti osa 2, lagos
Occupation: doctor
Religion: christian {RCCG)
Genotype:AA
Relationship status: single
Person of romantic interest: Men above 30
Hobbies: reading, surfing the net, going out.
What are you looking for and in what time frame: Boyfriend with commitment in a 1year time frame
Dislikes/exclusion criteria: smokers, toxic people

Our location is not too far apart

Old thread.

Bro, it could have been worse. Atleast she isnt trying to poison u yet, stab u in ur slp or trying to hire sn to kill u.
So rejoice bro and give thanks.
And again she not letting you to settle for less is a good thing in my opinion. Well that might be a stupid comment but then always look at the bright side of things

Oh mehn after little exp in d labour market, i understand why most youths are jobless. Thats cuz they lack skills. I was jobless for like 4yrs with shit jobs after sch.
I started out as a 3rd class graduate with no hope and without even a driving skill. But yrs after i can operate some heavy machines, weld, design and im still pushing further on lots of things.
In answer to ur question, when u have a lot of skills, u dont wait for them to call you. They wait for u to resume.

AwkaetitiBabe:
I'm freakingly far from Asaba

Im not from Asaba, neither do i live in Asaba..the post was just to hammer in some ubunja style message

AwkaetitiBabe:
Shea not in Asaba Mr man

I think i passed my msg correctly tho.
Can i send u a pm?

I am a nice guy and i live in asaba. Can we hook up?
I mean u come across so many nice guys but i am sure u wud just throw them away.

SavageResponse:


How is your social experiment going?

And again i came to conclusion that beautiful ladies are more receptive and nicer than the ugly ones. Dont kno why its like that but the highest amount of rejections were from the ugly ones.
Maybe it will answer the question of why most nairaland girls re so mean.

SavageResponse:


How is your social experiment going?

Its tough, its like a war which i recommend for everybody to go through. The good side is you meet lots of ladies pretending to be good at first(said that cuz they re same same las las) and the bad side is that you will face lots of rejection wic will toughen you inside. So its win win situation.
But it didnt turn out well for me tho in the end. Cus i later met a lady much older who got pregnant for me and refused to take care of it . So dont be like me.