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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Gec8: 8:04pm On Jan 26, 2020
Harddiskng:
Wawu shocked cheesy

I talk am, once this matter pass December 2019...... 2 seconds into the new year Marvel and Xtruzz don japaa leaving all men to their dreams of second batch cheesy cheesy

There is God oooo grin

LMAO
Let them continue dreaming.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Gec8: 8:03pm On Jan 26, 2020
DonShearer:


only a FOOL can call others FOOL because of what they believed in. Sakarai!!!



Ah dey there and be waiting for second batch of a recruitment of 4 years ago, when your mates have secured NNPC APL. Ewu!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Gec8: 1:11pm On Jan 26, 2020
It's only a FOOL that still clings on to the hope of a second batch. ONLY A FOOL. Lol.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Gec8: 9:06pm On Jan 01, 2020
I feel terribly sad for you guys that are waiting on an imaginary second-list for a recruitment of 4 years ago. Terribly sad.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Gec8: 9:16pm On Nov 23, 2019
Smh.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Gec8: 7:48pm On Oct 23, 2019
LMAOOO

You people will say ANYTHING here just to give yourselves false hope. Chai, humans. SMH
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Gec8: 3:11pm On Oct 23, 2019
Sotrue:
THIS IS WICKEDNESS !!! Why deceiving people that this recruitment is still on when you clearly know it is over. This must be a joke taken too far. This recruitment is over, please move on. This recruitment is done and dusted. I have tried hard to ignore this thread but I feel for people still having faith that the recruitment would be a reality. Please I can tell you 100% it’s over. Take it from me, I am an insider even though I didn’t get the job finally.

No don’t tell them bro. Allow them continue to waste their time and their ‘hope’. I’ve been telling them since they won’t listen. I laugh in Gucci. Anyone who waited on this recruitment after listening to Marvel and Xtris and after glaringly seeing the writing on the wall is a fool.

Bye bye.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Gec8: 7:56pm On Oct 13, 2019
Jan9:
Which one is more senseless

Having hope that calls will be made while still doing doing something worthwhile


Or coming to laugh hopefuls who probably @ present are doing much better than you

for anyone with something worthwhile would not stoop this low except for someone already at that low level

On the contrary, the bolded is more senseless.
If you’re actually doing better than me, you won’t be lingering to a recruitment of which commenced three years ago and was rounded up last year.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For 2019 NNPC Graduate Trainee And Experience Hire by Gec8: 8:41am On Oct 11, 2019
JonTopps:
U na senior man!

I graduated in 2018. Building Technology.

Na so so small children full here sha. 2018? Wow!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Gec8: 9:23pm On Oct 10, 2019
makonko:


Why are you here then?

Here to laugh at how delusional you and people of your ilk here are. Waiting on a recruitment of three years? Dont you think something is wrong with you?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Gec8: 6:48pm On Oct 10, 2019
Ebonybiuty:
Whoever it is knows that whatever he/she says here will be taken hook, line and sinker, quite unfortunate.

We should stop giving these people audience and just allow DPR to surprise us honestly; they will definitely call whether we like it or not but NO ONE knows when.


DPR is not surprising you or anyone here. Move on. Recruitment is over.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Gec8: 8:01pm On Sep 26, 2019
Damn,

You people are ere waiting for list? Wow wow wow.

Marvel and Xtruz (probably Marvel) are still feeding you people lies and you're still here swallowing? Wow wow wow.

WHAT A SHAME
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Gec8: 7:57pm On Sep 26, 2019
Xtruzz:
It will come towards end of the year. The truth is, not even Mr. President knows the date of the release of APLs. This was part of their management meeting to keep it discrete before Ladan retired.

DPR only collected CVs and left with the word " we will get back to you in due time"

This is not Xtruz. What happened to your blunders and grammatical errors that are characteristic of you? Naaaaaaa, this is not Xtruz. This is further proof that they are messing with you gullible people but continue the suffering as you people truly truly deserve it
Travel / Re: Canadian Express Entry/federal Skilled Workers Program - Connect Here Part 8 by Gec8: 8:19pm On Aug 20, 2019
Greetings guys

For those who have added spouse, I got ADR to fill the Famous 5.

Please, which of these forms am I to fill alone, which of these forms is my spouse expected to fill alone
Travel / Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Gec8: 6:59am On Jul 26, 2019
'Others' advised against her going straight for PMP. I am the one asking her to go straight for it. Who no go no know grin

nomad26:
I agree with what others have said, seriously consider going straight for the PMP. You don't have to have a PM title to meet the project management experience. To fulfill this, you need to have performed PM tasks that fall under the process groups (IN, PL, EX, MC & CL) From the bolded part below (how many years of experience do you have doing this?), I'd think you may have the required hours. You can download an application guide online to help you break down your hours or PM me for the one I used
Travel / Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Gec8: 6:39am On Jul 26, 2019
Adunnee:


Please tell me more. How do I achieve that? I don't have the required PM experience. Though I've led teams within the last few years, to achieve job tasks. Can this qualify as PM experience?

My dear, I have registered and I am scheduled to write the exam later this year. I am not a Project Engineer. There are ways around all these things. Read well and work with exam simulations and you will pass. You just need to know the hours to put for the knowledge areas, then pay your exam fee.

I am in the same shoes as you. However, I have done my PM training which gives certain hours to key in the PMI website. My trainer also provided ways to fill in all the requisite info, hence scheduling my exam. I know folks that wrote and passed without being project managers for one day. Ask yourself what you want. For me, Ii want the PMP certification FIRSTLY. All other questions about actual experience can follow suit.

My two kobos sha. Goodluck

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Travel / Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Gec8: 11:21pm On Jul 25, 2019
You know you can devote time and read/prepare for PMP straight up yeah? I think it's better instead of doing CAPM then doing PMP afterwards.

I think with dedication, you can pass your PMP without necessarily having experience in projects.

Adunnee:


Hi. Thanks for reposting. I did some research and I got some answers though.

CAPM exam will be right for me since I don't have PM experience. CAPM is the entry level certification, more like a junior brother/sister of PMP.

There are jobs and the skills are in demand. I'm currently checking the prevalent provinces.

I can take the training in Nigeria (online/classroom) to cover for 23hours formal training in PM since I don't have 1500 hours of experience as a PM which is a critical requirement for CAPM exam.

I can use it as a standalone profession or merge it with my current profession depending on the job requirement or the role I'm applying for.

Both CAPM and PMP certifications are globally recognised.
Travel / Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Gec8: 10:55pm On Jul 24, 2019
Please, can someone shed light on this? Please and Please. Very Important

Adunnee:
Hello everyone. I'm awaiting PPR and I wish to live in Calgary once I get to Canada. I'm currently an HR professional specialised in Recruitment. I want to take up Project Management as a 2nd profession. I have a few questions:

1. How viable/lucrative is PM in Alberta? (Ease of entry, pay, jobs)
2. Are there certifications/professional bodies I can register with while in Nigeria that will be relevant in Canada?
3. Any general/other advice for me or what are the things I should take note of?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Gec8: 9:55pm On Jul 24, 2019
You people are still waiting for list? LMAO

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Gec8: 8:19pm On Jul 07, 2019
Sammyimpostor:


I'm just laughing here, I've told them nothing positive will come out of there protest.

First, the tweeter protest didn't even trend for 1 minute.
You can imagine, the handle has just 13 followers and following 33 handles, look at how many tweet on his handle too.
Try again later

My brother I tire oh,

After niggas like CHICKENSHIT2SHALLOW huffed and Puffed, they cant get up to 10 RTs?

Damn shame. grin grin grin grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Gec8: 1:39am On Jul 01, 2019
JWhite2Deep:


Typographical error FIRE those your LEPROUS FINGERS and left Nyansh there. grin grin. LWTMB for the fire wey dey burn dat your useless BUM-BUM wey no wan sit one place. What are you still looking for here SHIPLESS slowpoke?Na here you wan find your lost ship? grin grin kai I dey laugh dey pity you on top.

Ewu kobo kobo. Shame no dey catch you sef as you dey type rubbish. Keep looking for hashtags here you hear? Ewu hashtag finder. grin grin

And just so you know whatever happens on twitter is non of your business. So if you want to kill yourself on top the matter, your headache. Afterall the headache wey the mental kolo don knack for that your foolish brain sef don cause damage beyond repair.

Lmao instead of addressing your in-capabilities, you're trying to circumvent them. 'dis', 'wacked', 'onboard'. I'm glad the world now knows that you're daft and yet trying to spearhead twitter protest. Since I exposed that fact you're a pussy, I'm yet to see you come to this thread with hashtags lmao. What an idiot.

If you, in particular, don't proceed with this twitter protest, You'd forever be a bastard! grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Gec8: 10:57am On Jun 30, 2019
dprsauce:


So adamant. It's obvious your world is tied to this recruitment so much that you don't mind swallowing any info thrown at your feet just to give you hope, even if it's false.

Its so sad that our leaders has brought us to this level, more sad that the masses supports them due to religious or tribal sentiments.

The north has brought this country to its knees, to the extent that priority has shifted from the welfare of its citizens to the welfare of cows. Laughable is the fact that we play politics with it cos in no distant time, federal government will start struggling to pay federal staffs just as state is doing today.

Our major source of income is from crude oil, fuel in particular. What our blind leaders and masses is yet to come in terms with is that in less than 5 years time, electric cars will 90% replace petrol cars on the streets. How prepared are we? Especially those killing themselves to work in DPR or other associations? You better plan yourself today, cos I don't see a good future for this country, in a fact, the future is here and tougher tomorrow.

Plan for a sustainable income that can replace your current salary if you have a job, or those hustling for oil related jobs. Get a skill, that is the most sustainable and stop getting depressed over this govt, cos if you drink sniper juice today, you'll just trend for less than 24 hours, after which na burial. Nobody cares.

This recruitment is done for the unconnected, get that into your thick skull

No be lie you talk my man. Lmao grin grin grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by Gec8: 7:46pm On Jun 29, 2019
JWhite2Deep:
This is how we voted in respect of the hashtags.

5. #DPR2016recruitmentInconclusive 12Likes

7. #DPR2016recruitmentWhereIsTheMerit 8Likes

3. #DPR!CommonNigeriansMatter 7Likes

1. #DPR2016recruitment 7Likes

2. #AhmadShakurWhereIsYourIntegrity 4Shares

4. #AhmadShakurMustDoTheRightThing 2Shares

8. #AhmadShakurYouFailedTheCommonNigerians 2Shares

6. #DPR2016recruitmentWhereIsTheOpenness 0Share

Note: Our focus is on the first three hashtags. Some might want to use any of the other five hashtags but it should not be used at the expense of our target hashtags.


MODALITIES FOR USE OF THE HASHTAGS ON TWITTER
1. Every tweet MUST contain the 3 hashtags for effectiveness or split the hashtags in different tweets but ensure the all get equal representation to trend.

2. You can tag one or more accounts for each tweet but put into consideration the limit for a tweet ensuring that atleast the hashtag(s) is/are included for every tweet.

3. Tweet about any grievance or disappointment you know is associated with the recruitment as the body of the tweet.

For example,
@dprhotonline You needed me for public test & interview but need stakeholder candidates to share secret slots & appointment letters #DPR2016recruitmentWhereIsTheMerit

So in essence we need to tweet as much as we can. Get our friends and relatives to join in this cause. Tag any account you are convinced can help. Ignore all the distractions and the "they can't help" or "it won't work" prophets. Do what is right. Whether it works or not, it's not a do or die affair, but be hopeful IT WILL WORK.

To make an impact I suggest we agree on time ranges to tweet and how many days we intend to take this protest. For instance (8am to 12pm) then (3pm to 8pm). How long in days should we go? Its never going to be easy, we know but we will try.

Also, we will need to open a thread on nairaland to indicate DPR trending on the 2016 recruitment on twitter. We will hit from all angles.

Yes, they prefer the status quo, they are ready to laugh when it fails. Goodluck to them. I will gladly see it fail doing what is right to change things than do nothing on the words of epistle preaching prophets.

We move forward. May God be with our cause. Amen.

I cant believe this idiot wasted time to compose all these just to go cold-turkey in the end? What is with this thread and cold-turkey folks btw. One has gone cold-turkey on me before and now this one wants to go cold-turkey on twitter grin grin grin grin grin

I reiterate: If you do not send out that twitter protest after all these your huff and puff, you'd forever be a BASTARD in the eyes of everyone on this Thread. I'm not talking Jon Snow. LOL

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