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Celebrities / Re: Alex Ekubo Replies Fan Who Says He Treated A Lady With Less Value by Georgeattah101(m): 8:42pm On Mar 22, 2018 |
Should he carry her on his head??
what's wrong with the arrangement |
Nairaland / General / Thetrumpeffect:anti-muslim, Anti-black Crimes Have Risen To 67% From 23% by Georgeattah101(m): 2:22pm On Nov 15, 2016 |
According to a new report by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI), hate crimes against Muslims, LGBT and blacks are on the rise in the U.S after being on the low for the last 20 years. The FBI report, releasedon Monday, shows hate crimes against Muslims were up by 67% from 2015 to 2016, crimes against religious groups were up by 23 percent since 2014 while anti-black and LGBT hate incidents were up as well. In 2015, there were 257 anti-Muslim hate crimes, compared to 154 the year before, the FBI report shows and and the latest report was based on data submitted by 14,997 law enforcement agencies across the nation. Also included in the report, this was the first year that anti-Arab hate crime was recorded by the FBI as there were 37 incidents and 48 victims. It was also the first year that crimes against Mormons, Sikhs, Buddhists, Eastern-Orthodox and Jehovah’s witnesses were recorded |
Jokes Etc / Re: I Bet You Can't View This Pics Without Laughing....lol by Georgeattah101(m): 5:50pm On Sep 05, 2016 |
I didn't even crack a smile
This isn't that funny |
Nairaland / General / Pastor Attempts To Beat Jesus’ 40-day Fasting Record, Dies After 30 Days by Georgeattah101(m): 8:16am On Aug 05, 2016 |
– In the Bible, Jesus fasted for 40 days and 40
nights to get closer to God
– A man from South Africa tried to follow in
Jesus’ footsteps, only to die after 30 days
– The Pastor’s church members were puzzled,
given that the cleric was a very spiritual man
with great health
Bringing his faith to another level, a South African
pastor named Alfred Ndlovu decided to beat
Jesus’ record in fasting for 40 days and 40 nights.
Alas, the man was only a mortal, dying of
malnutrition in a month.
The 44-year old pastor decided to follow in the
footsteps of Jesus and chose to go on a dry fast,
meaning no food and water.
According to NigeriaToday, the man left his home
and congregation on June 17 and isolated himself
in a nearby bush to fast and pray.
Just like the Messiah, the pastor wanted to focus
his attention on God and remove himself from
worldly things.
After 30 days of fasting, a hunger discovered the
pastor’s body in the savanna and immediately
called for the authorities.
The pastor’s congregation were perplexed as they
truly believed that Ndlovu was capable of
mirroring the fast of Jesus. Before disappearing
into the bush, the cleric often boasted that he
could break the record of Jesus.
‘He was a very spiritual man. It’s unfortunate he
had to die this way,” a close relative said. ‘After a
month we got the sad news of his death.”
The man was called by his community a man well
beyond his age whose spiritually was greatly
admired. He was known by his family and church
members have faith that could “move
mountains.”
‘Pastor was a healthy and religious old man who
did not even look his age,’ the relative disclosed.
The report from the local news network also said
that the cleric had no history of medical history.
In the Mathew 4:1-11 of the Bible, Jesus fasted for
40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness and was
tempted by the devil. Jesus overcame the test and
survived the fast.
Unfortunately, Alfred Ndlovu could not beat the
Lord’s record.
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Jokes Etc / Re: Wen U Think Every Salad Is Killing RAM by Georgeattah101(m): 5:21pm On Jul 04, 2016 |
Salad ke,shawama ni |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes To Spice Up Your Day by Georgeattah101(m): 12:22pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
Husband: I lost my wife. She went shopping and
hasn't come back.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never checked
Inspector: Slim or robust?
Husband: Not slim, may be robust.
Inspector: Colour of her eyes?
Husband: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season.
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure if it was a dress or suit.
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes.
Inspector: Colour of car?
Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged
3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power,
teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic
transmission with manual mode. And it has full
LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for
all light functions and has a very thin scratch on
the front left door... and...and...(starts sobbing)
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car.. |
Nairaland / General / Re: God Is Great !!see Amazing Photos Of Where two Rivers Meet And Do Not Mix by Georgeattah101(m): 12:16pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
Lol,seriously fa |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes To Spice Up Your Day by Georgeattah101(m): 12:14pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
She walked into the banking hall, her pointed
shoe
announcing her arrival minutes before you saw
her.
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you
that
heaven is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a
bowl of
eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her ear,
without
minding the security guy frantically waving at her
that calls
are not allowed in banking halls, will cost a small
fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and
searched
frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but, shame
to bad
people, she took mine maybe because I was
closest to
her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood
still, she
stood up and inched closer to me.
She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for
me?"
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She'd written: 'tarty tausan'!
Olodumare!!!!!!
I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand.
Fine face,
no brains. |
Nairaland / General / God Is Great !!see Amazing Photos Of Where two Rivers Meet And Do Not Mix by Georgeattah101(m): 12:05pm On Jun 19, 2016 |
The Mississippi River meets the Gulf of Mexico. The two bodies of water never mix with each other; allowing the Gulf of Mexico to retain its clear, blue color. Simply amazing!
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Jokes Etc / Re: Baby Mama by Georgeattah101(m): 4:04pm On Jun 17, 2016 |
This is supposed to be funny?
This joke is fucking stale |
Nairaland / General / Man Forgives Girl For Car Crash When He Sees She's His Favourite porn Star by Georgeattah101(m): 2:36pm On Jun 15, 2016 |
The unidentified driver was reportedly crashed into by Maria Ozawa, an adult actress famous across Asia for a string of explicit movies. She had been visiting the Philippines when she got in a scrape on a busy city road, according to Tokyo-based RocketNews24. But far from being angry, the driver of the other car asked for a selfie and is seen on camera with a smile on his face. Footage of the aftermath of the crash captured by a passer-by and uploaded to YouTube has now been seen more than 250,000 times. In the clip, Japanese-born Ozawa can be seen repeatedly apologising to the man, and touching his hands and face. The IndecentStar recently quit the adult industry to move into normal acting and has reconciled with her family. It's thought the accident may have happened in Manila, the capital of the Philippines, which she has described as a second home. She told local news site InterAksyon.com, based in nearby Quezon city, that now she is set up there she's hoping to find a Manila man. “No, there is no man in my life right now," she said. "I’m telling all those who interview me that I’m going to find somebody."
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Nairaland / General / News: Man Rapes Woman In Order To Go To Jail To Confront Man Who Killed His Son by Georgeattah101(m): 2:10pm On Jun 11, 2016 |
Police say a Florida man, 49-year-old Joel Jones, allegedly raped a woman and then called 911 to turn himself in. When Police arrived to arrest him, he told them he wanted to go to prison to get even with a man who killed his 14 year old son. The Palm Beach Post reports that the victim told police that Jones attacked her in August 2014 when she responded to an advert he placed asking for a cleaner for his offices. She said he attacked her and raped her as he was showing her an office building she would clean for him. She said he let her go after the attack, and she heard him calling 911 as she left. Jones was sentenced on Thursday to 25 years in prison on a conviction of armed sexual battery. According to the Florida Department of Corrections, Jones was convicted for sexual battery and burglary in 1991 and served more than two years of a six-year sentence. He also served almost eight years of a 12 year prison sentence for a second-degree murder, according to department of corrections records. |
Jokes Etc / Jokes To Spice Up Your Day by Georgeattah101(m): 3:29pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
THE EVENTFULL DAY “No babe around masef” I said to myself as I drove around town. I'd just arrived in town and was looking for a good time. I Wasn't looking for anything special just a one night stand I didn't want any brothel stuff. I went to my friend mike's place I told him of my idea of having a good time and he said he'd join me. we stopped at a club but we didn't see any girls that caught our fancy. we went outside to get a breath of fresh air. Then something caught our attention, in front of a supermarket stood this sexy girl in a tight dress. her curves men!she had a big booty that was to die for. she was so beautiful. we couldn't believe what we were seeing!the animal in us took over and we struggled with each other before sprinting towards her. the distance was a little far but we didn't care. I even forgot I came along with a car. she saw us and stood there smiling in anticipation. we got there panting and violently pushed her out of the way!in front of the supermarket she stood was a sign that said“get your tomatoes for 20 naira a bucket!” THE LOVER BOY With a bouquet of rose flowers he stood. “I'll finally talk to her today” he says to himself “I'll pour out my heart to her” .He stood outside patiently waiting for her. Eventually she came out as beautiful as ever. the suns rays made her face glow,the wind blew through her hair as she walked towards him,she seemed one with nature. Her lavender perfume took over everywhere. Wait a minute!was she walking towards him? He couldn't believe it. this must mean the universe was on his side. He thanked the universe. He wouldn't let this opportunity pass him by. Then all of a sudden a car passed by and splashed water from a puddle on the road and it touched her face!everything got washed away the whole makeup! What he saw now took his breathe away she'd transformed into something else. he dropped the bouquet of flower he held!he turned and took to his heels! He didn't look back. Bleep the universe!“Wait!!”He said to himself“what am I doing?”He asked himself he ran back picked the flowers.“I ain't leaving this shit!” he said “its hard to get rose flowers in Nigeria you know!”he took to his heels again. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / OMG Bricklayer Stabs Friend To Death For Refusing To Help Him Charge His Phone by Georgeattah101(m): 1:21pm On May 31, 2016 |
bricklayer, Demola Wasiu, has been arrested by
the Lagos State Police Command for allegedly
killing his friend, Lekan Omotosho, 27.
learnt that Wasiu, an indigene of Ede,
Osun State, stabbed the Ogun State indigene in
the armpit after he refused to charge his phone
for him.
The victim was said to have lost a lot of blood
before he was rushed to the Lagos Island General
Hospital, where he died on Friday.
The suspect, who was arrested by policemen from
the Lion Building division, was later transferred to
the State Department of Criminal Investigation,
Yaba.
It was gathered that Omotosho was an apprentice
in a mechanic workshop on Ajele Street, Lagos
Island. He was said to have come to Lagos from
Mowe, Ogun State, three months ago.
His boss, Olayinka Oyinloye, said he had warned
him against his friendship with Wasiu after he was
arrested for a crime he knew nothing about.
He said, “Just two months ago, the police arrested
him while watching over Wasiu’s phone. The
problem is that they usually smoke hemp in that
place where they charge phones. Throughout the
time of his detention, this so called friend did not
check on him.
“After I got him out on bail, I warned him against
the friendship and cautioned him not to allow
anybody put him in trouble.
“On Thursday, Wasiu came again and asked him
to help him charge his phone and watch over it.
Lekan (Omotosho) refused. That was how he
became angry and started fighting him.”
Our correspondent was told that the suspect, who
had a bottle of beer in his hand, smashed it on
the floor and stabbed Omotosho in the armpit.
Oyinloye said, “He fell down and started bleeding.
People took him to a hospital, while they held
Wasiu to prevent him from escaping.
“They took Wasiu to the Lion Building Police
Division around 11.30pm. I went to check on
Lekan (Omotosho) in the hospital. Around 1am,
he died. I went back to the station to report the
development to the police. Some of the officers
followed me to the hospital to confirm if he was
actually dead.”
At the SDCI, the suspect begged for forgiveness,
saying he never intended to kill Omotosho.
He said, “All I want is forgiveness. I did not mean
to kill him. He was my friend and I have no reason
to kill him. Please help me beg them to give me
another chance. I have no father or mother to
assist me.”
It was learnt that the victim’s parents had arrived
from Ogun State to recover the corpse from the
police after autopsy.
The Deputy Police Public Relations Officer,
Damasus Ozoani, confirmed the incident, adding
that investigations were ongoing.
He said, “Yes, it happened. The suspect, Demola
Wasiu, stabbed the victim, Lekan Omotosho, with
a broken bottle. He was rushed to a hospital
where he was confirmed dead. The matter is
under investigation.”
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Nairaland / General / 37yrs Old Man Sentenced To 6-months Jaill Term For Touching Teenager's Breast by Georgeattah101(m): 1:10pm On May 31, 2016 |
An Ikeja magistrate’s Court, weekend, sentenced
a 37-year-old man, Ibrahim Abu, to six months
imprisonment for touching the Bosom of a 17-
year-old girl (names withheld) without her
consent. Abu, who lives at 6, Mosque Close, Isheri-
Olofin, Lagos State, was arraigned before
Magistrate Osusanmi and sentenced last Friday
for sexually assaulting the girl Monday last week.
Vanguard gathered that the girl was asked by her
parents to learn hairdressing, while awaiting the
release of her Senior Secondary Certificate
Examination, SSCE, result.
It was learned that at 7:30p.m. last week Monday,
while she was returning home, Abu accosted the
victim at Baale Bus Stop Akowonjo, and touched
her Bosom without seeking her consent.
It was gathered that in retaliation, she slapped
Abu and he hit her with a plank; she reportedly
fell, became unconscious and was rushed to a
hospital. Abu was later arrested by policemen
attached to Shasha Police Station and the case
reported to Domestic, Sexual Violence Response
Team, DSVRT.
Delivering her judgment, Osusanmi said the
offence contravened Section 135 of the Criminal
Laws of Lagos State, 2011.
Reacting to the judgement, Coordinator of DSVRT,
Mrs. Titilola Vivour-Adeniyi, said:
“While we are pleased with this conviction, this
case depicts the current height of impunity with
which abusers act. The success of this conviction
can be linked to DSVRT’s early engagement with
the concerned victim and collaboration with the
police, who despite the pleas and pressures from
members of the society, ensured that the case
was charged to court.
“The role of the society in encouraging victims to
speak out, protect victims and encourage justice
is now crucial more than ever.”
Vivour-Adeniyi alsoo disclosed that “the
defendant’s name and details have been entered
into the Sex Offenders Register.
“We, therefore, use this medium to implore
members of the society and stakeholders to play
their roles in the fight against sexual and gender-
based violence.” |
Nairaland / General / Photos: 60-year-old Man Sits For Secondary School Examinations by Georgeattah101(m): 12:51pm On May 31, 2016 |
According to Somali journalist, Hassan Istiila, the 60-year-old man pictured is among secondary school students sitting for national examinations conducted by the government.
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Romance / Re: See What My Landlord Son Did To Me When I Was Bathing (pics) by Georgeattah101(m): 6:53pm On May 28, 2016 |
MzHolly:WTF made u name your stuff odolondolo? |
Nairaland / General / Outrageous Items A Groom Was Asked To Buy by Georgeattah101(m): 6:49pm On May 27, 2016 |
Eastern brides are said to be the most expensive brides in Nigeria, in terms of what is reportedly demanded of the potential groom in the ‘list’ In terms of what it takes to take a bride from any of the eastern states in Nigeria, it is said to not be a walk in the park. The Igbo tribe take pride in their daughters and don’t hesitate to show any potential suitor how ‘highly rated’ she is. The Igbo bride’s traditional wedding list is probably one of the most discussed topics whenever a man indicates interest in taking an Igbo wife. A groom was reportedly asked to buy the following items in the picture below, for him to be able to take a wife from the Afikpo area of Ebonyi state: “it is called Nvunvu, a traditional marriage rite performed by an intended groom, mostly done by the Afikpo people in Ebonyi State”. The Igbos also perform a tradition called ‘idu uno‘ where a bride is sent forth from her parents’ house to her new home. She is given lots of gifts consisting mostly of items she’ll need to make her home. She gets items like refrigerator, brooms, mortar/ pestle, gas cooker, pots and pans e.t.c, especially if her family can afford it. Here is a picture of a bride with her ‘idu uno’ gifts: What do you think?
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Nairaland / General / 4 Myths Nigerian Boarding House Students Believed by Georgeattah101(m): 6:34pm On May 27, 2016 |
Remembering life in secondary school always
makes me nostalgic. Apart from it being the place
where I met some of my closest friends till date; a
lot of fond memories I hold dearly were made in
this place. One of those memories include the
crazy stories and myths we were made to believe
people before us experienced.
Most of these stories were popular in Federal
Government Colleges across Nigeria, especially
among the boarding students. The versions and
names differed from school to school, but the
effects were the same. Here are five hilarious
ones that will crack you up.
1. Madam/Lady/Miss Koi Koi
Whether she was a madam, lady or miss, this
woman’s story always creeped us out. There were
many versions of this story, but the most popular
was that, she was a ghost who used to torment
students she taught in the school before she died.
Her ghost wore red stilettos which made the
signature koi-koi sound.
‘Na so dem just scam us sha’
2. Bush Baby
This creature had the body of an animal and had
the head of a human. ‘Choiiii, see scam’. The story
was that, this creature came around at night and
cried like a baby. This is the image of an actual
bush baby, but this obviously wasn’t the
description they gave us.
3. Lady braiding her hair with her head on her
lap
Fine girl by day, headless hair-stylist by night – ‘Na
so’
Anyway, the gist was that, the girl in this story
wore a different hairstyle every day. According to
the story, another girl came out of her dorm after
Lights Out one night and saw someone sitting in
the corner headless! Apparently, she removed her
head from her body, put it on her lap and was
making it herself.
4. Black Man(Baba dudu)
This was one of the commonest ones. This so-
called Black Man visited girls’ dormitories and the
make-shift bathroom during odd hours. Gist was
that he rubbed charcoal all over his body so
nobody could recognize him, which was why he
was called black man. He also added grease on his
body, so he could escape if you tried to catch him.
Ok this man existed, he was not a spirit but a
security guard who came to steal in the
dormitory. (At least that’s what he did in my
school) |
Nairaland / General / First Sex In Front Of Mama And Daddy? This Is What They Do! by Georgeattah101(m): 6:00pm On May 27, 2016 |
There are many strange traditions in various
parts of the world. This family from Singapore
practices one of the oddest. Learn what the
whole family does on the first wedding night.
For most of us sex is a private experience,
especially the first one. That is not what this
family believes! They think the first act is special
and very important. So, the whole family gathers
up on the first wedding night to be present in the
bedroom.
While the young couple is making love, they sit or
stand there and watch them carefully. Some of
the older members may even intrude into the
process and guide the young and inexperienced
youths through it.
The photo is real and it was taken by the uncle of
the newly married boy. You can find at least 5
other people present at the scene. Here is what
the uncle says:
“While most people may consider it odd, for our
family there is nothing more proud than
celebrating a son, brother or nephew having sex
for the first time.”
“We see it as the last step on the long journey to
adulthood, and it’s also a special chance to
witness the moment that a new life is formed.”
They also say such an act is not the first one in
their family. It has taken place before. Here is
what he has to say:
“I felt nervous having my family there to
accompany me, and also give me guidance on
how to proceed. At first I had trouble entering my
girlfriend, but my mother suggested I take things
more slowly and relax, and I was able to
eventually slip it in.”
The finishing phrase on this first sex will knock
you off your feet!
“I snapped the photo right at the moment before
he came, and it was truly a beautiful scene.”
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Romance / Re: Guys Have You Ever Been Caught While Using ??? by Georgeattah101(m): 11:54am On May 27, 2016 |
Haute:This gat me laffin |
Romance / Re: Handsome Fola Mudasiru Looking For A Girlfriend (photos) by Georgeattah101(m): 10:32am On May 06, 2016 |
Evina:Its ASU my sister the way he held the camera the letters appear backwards take a good look Its even USA maself |
Romance / Re: I Am The Cutest Girl On Nairaland! by Georgeattah101(m): 9:00am On May 06, 2016 |
Because you think you are cute u started a thread!joblessness ehn |
Romance / Re: Help Me Guys : Pix by Georgeattah101(m): 4:41pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Lol,bros what is this rubbish now?
What did English do to you to deserve this massacre? |
Romance / Re: He Puts Me In 4 Different Positions In 60 Seconds! by Georgeattah101(m): 4:33pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
When Nigeria is facing numerous problems this is what you can think of.My sister you should just stop FORNICATING!!! |
Romance / Re: He Puts Me In 4 Different Positions In 60 Seconds! by Georgeattah101(m): 4:32pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
When Nigeria is facing numerous problems this is what you can think of. You should just stop FORNICATING!!! 1 Like |
Romance / Re: This Is Why I Hate Guys by Georgeattah101(m): 4:27pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Generalizing this way ehn,how many guys have you been with now? |
Nairaland / General / Oh My God Is This Fashion Or Witchcraft???? by Georgeattah101(m): 3:41pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Isn't this a witch in motion
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Nairaland / General / What Would Do If See This By The Roadside????? by Georgeattah101(m): 3:33pm On Apr 29, 2016 |
Will you take it?
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Romance / Re: Meet The Beautiful & Sexy Nigerian Girl, Setting Instagram On Fire (photos) by Georgeattah101(m): 8:33am On Apr 29, 2016 |
Anoda one
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Romance / Meet The Beautiful & Sexy Nigerian Girl, Setting Instagram On Fire (photos) by Georgeattah101(m): 5:56pm On Apr 28, 2016 |
We present to you some sizzling and alluring
photos of a Nigerian Instagram model whose
body shape is simply fire!
A Nigerian lady named Judy Okafor, is setting the
Instagram on fire with her alluring looks and her
body figure is simply amazing!
See the photos below: 4 Likes 1 Share
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