Skydweller:

oya chop knuckle. I don't download sharp sharp. thanks a lot.

Fraiser:
four cul all na kaduna, I know sey I go hit jackpot for dat state... Gift wen u dey enter camp...

VillageGOAT:

baba you go collect allawee na, later you fit use your allawee go buy prado jeep come drive am come your oga office come dey do nyanga for am, e go wan cry

SC31:
Fraiser see as I,just dey open page for Una village

Slimfitdiva:

Lmao.......I no dey buy any hijab again.......I go dey display oki property as him sef dey show hin own. ..........in psquare's voice
*Do me......I do you......God no go vex*

Slimfitdiva:
A loud holla to ya all. How was each and everyone's night?
I sight you peeps in 3D. Okitaiji, my never ever faithful spouse. Keep up the good work. More milk to your joystick!
Gift the liar.....well-done ooo.
Freezer......you are mouthed jawe.
Village ewu.......its been a while bawz......I miss you small sha. Please, anyone helep me see oki? Him no kom home since last nite. I hope no be honeybash camp hin dey so with this kain weather.

Skydweller:
I cannot assess my dashboard oo. it is not opening on my phone.

SC31:
lol hope you know some batch a stream two peeps are still being owed?

tattedMONK:


NO BE MY 5H GO ENTA GUTTER, NA TO WAIT NA IM SURE PASS, BUT MAKE U JUST KEEP THE PDF FOR DIFFERENT PLACES AS BACK UP JUST INCASE

citas:
today is my birthday o. I wish myself long life and God's grace n favour all round. make una follow me thank God o

tattedMONK:
MAKE I HEAR SAY I PRINT THIS CUL.... OMOH NA TILL I ENTA CAMP I GO DO AM FOR MAMI.

FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON YOU, BUT THE 2ND TIME GIDIBO GO HAPPEN

Bawsse:


Buh hw we sure say dem go release, ds 1 wey dem de talk say bar no de

VillageGOAT:

ha, you mean fraiser wey honeybash don leave go meet okitaiji just because of say fraiser no fit buy honeybash common house for banana island? You sure say no be dasuki give fraiser that money wey he use take give you, well EFCC prison is free, no occupant there, maybe dem fit rent one bedroom flat for you dere

VillageGOAT:

baba, i just tell am on time, so that if he wan become adaora number 1 maga, he needs to buy her both ferrari and private jet....
then later adaora015 fit demand for aeroplane, if giftiebrown no fit buy am, then she go shift him position down to 61, he go come become the 61th maga

gauzbee:

lol..this pickup line still exists??

MemphisDepay:
Leme goan baff. Off to Cafe. Abeg how many photocopy we go do for our documents?

Bawsse:


Nawao, e far o... But nothing sha tnx for the info

VillageGOAT:

ferrari? Ewoooo, one minute silence for giftiebrown bank account , giftie i hope you are preparing for the hunger strike ahead after buying the ferrari? Sha... I wish you goodluck bro

adaora015:


u want to spoil my market abi, God go cash u

adaora015:




Eewwww no ... Whats that

adaora015:


Thats right , im a gentle bae i dnt even talk or eat sef .. Lmao

terrymason:
really? U na her nanny to know her behaviour? L Lx

Sunnepa17:



Lol.....warm kisses accepted, hope 2 av dose lips ƒօɾ real.

Sunnepa17:


It wunt change..only d date

terrymason:
I dey tell you.. I dey fear dem now

terrymason:
lolx! U like trouble pass me

terrymason:
When I finally get to Nysc camp gate and see my fellow corpers, to confirm the authenticity of the news of 13th june...

generalmike1759:
All this kiss u people are sharing, there is God oh..... Kudos to every villager here, the peepers, the Thomases, the prophets, the rumour mongers, the secret admirers..... no place wud hav been better to be than here through out dis annoying period of waiting on Nysc..
may God keep us all, from now till wen we pass out n say bye to N.Y.S.C.
God bless us all..
God bless Nigeria!
one day we shall tell this stories to our kids.
one day Nigeria will be better!
#MyNyscStory.
Shout out to all Osun pcms, hope dey don't change our SODs.

#Mike.

VillageGOAT:

no, continue staring, staring is good for the body, until adaora trowey slap for you through her picture

terrymason:
so u never 1 sleep! Oya close your eyes b4 I count 1 2

VillageGOAT:

ha, a whole chief like me, with my two plots of land in ota and my 5 private jets, even meeddah will know that your are talking the opposite, oya meeddah come and handle my company affairs, my containers will arrive tomorrow

adaora015:


U don dey owe me be that. Staring costs 1k per minute. Pay up guy