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Romance / To Those Living Abroad, How Did You Meet Your Wife? by Goztino(m): 1:18am On Dec 29, 2023
The thrill of living abroad is undeniable. Whether you're pursuing higher education or seeking career opportunities through work visas or other migration pathways, one question often lingers: how did you meet your life partner?
Did family connections back home play a role, or did you serendipitously cross paths abroad?
I'm eager to hear your experiences on this matter.
Car Talk / Re: Do You Have Answer To This Question? by Goztino(m): 8:24am On Dec 14, 2023
onajo2000:
Which car has the right of way? Not many people know!

When you’ve been on the road for a long time, driving becomes an extremely familiar habit.

You may think that you already know how to behave in most situations, and that you’ve already encountered all the problems of the road.

But let’s put this assumption to the test with an example from a real-life driving test.

Examining the provided image, we can observe a traffic scenario at a T-intersection.

In this situation, a pink car(A) is heading towards the intersection, accompanied by a yellow car(C) approaching from the right and a blue car(B) from the left.

The intentions of each vehicle are as follows: the pink car intends to make a left turn, the blue car plans to proceed straight, and the yellow car also wishes to make a left turn.

Don’t forget to take into account all the signs, traffic lights and other conditions that may influence this traffic situation.

Which car will go first?


Right answer
B>C>A

When it comes to 3-way intersections vehicles on the through road have the right-of-way.
I don't have a drivers license yet, but I already know many traffic rules because I stay in a country where ignorance of law is not an excuse grin
Romance / Re: Why I May Not Marry A Nigerian Man (opinion) by Goztino(m): 12:40pm On Nov 11, 2023
Probably in her early 20s.
Na so them dey foool around imagining inexistent stuffs until in their 30s then they start jumping from one ministry to another praying for a husband.

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Health / Re: What Are The Side Effects Of Penis Enlargement, My Babe Is Complaining Of My Siz by Goztino(m): 2:54pm On Apr 12, 2023
Drella:


There is an unpopular herb that you can drink over a period of 1 year,the size will increase tremendously.
If you have reached your desired size,you must stop the herb immediately!

It doesn't really have much disadvantage like other penis enlargers out there.
The only side effect is that your sperm won't be able to produce a child.
I can't hold back my laughter grin cheesy
Nairaland / General / Re: Done by Goztino(m): 10:40pm On Apr 03, 2023
seanwilliam:



1. If I were to be your friend when you needed money to complete your block account, I’ll do it provided I have it ( I recently did something similar for a friend , not block acct money specifically, but I came through for him in my little way ) so you’re very wrong for saying most Nigerians, some is more appropriate .

2. You were once like them and someone came through for u too. You can deny that to feel good as much as you want .
I still stand by my earlier choice of word MOST not some because that's the most applicable word to use.
Out of everybody I pleaded with for loan, non listened to me. Is that not most?
I'm even being euphemistic by using most.
Most Nigerians have that entitlement mentality and always try to harvest where they never sowed.
Ask them for any help when you are in need, story will change, yet they expect you to always send them Euro as if you pick money on top of trees or as if you don't have your personal problems to tackle.
Nairaland / General / Re: Done by Goztino(m): 10:22pm On Apr 03, 2023
zed7:


Do people still beg 'abroad' people for money? Except the very poor ones. The people who will 'beg' you are your family members.

By the way, before you travel out, you are expected to have done your research and gathered enough funds. Nobody owes you anything, same way you owe nobody anything. That people refused to help doesn't make them bad.
Obviously,
They shouldn't also complain when they don't get any help from those they never helped .
Nairaland / General / Re: Done by Goztino(m): 4:49am On Apr 03, 2023
seanwilliam:
most especially in uk . Virtually everyone wey I know living in uk Dey Dey stingy . As in extremely stingy. I don’t know if stinginess is peculiar to UK.. dem no be like guys in USA and Canada .
I use to have this mindset until I traveled to Germany for my masters.
Then I realized the following .
1. Most nigerians are very selfish and waiting like vultures to start billing you but can't contribute for your success when you need their help, so they don't actually deserve any shit from you.
When I wanted 4.5million to complete my block account money, I met almost all the rich guys in my place for loan but none of them gave me one kobo, they were all giving flimsy excuses.
Some of them even made mockery of me and told me to learn to cut my coat according to my size. Most of my classmates also faced the same shit when they tried to ask for help.
Only my immediate family members actually showed concern.
My parents emptied their little bank account, my siblings didn't have money but they showed concern and supported me spiritually.
But all the outsiders were giving excuses and watching from a distance.
Now, how do you think the person will quickly give a damn about anyone outside his immediate family members when nobody outside his immediate family gave him a damn when he needed their help?
2. The bills abroad is much and many people after paying them don't feel like getting billed from outsiders who don't really give a damn about them and who would turn their back on them when you need any slightest help from them .
3. Those people abroad don't actually owe you anything. As brutal as this might sound, but that's the fact.
People usually harvest what they sow. Now ask yourself how much you have sowed in the life of that person you are billing?

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Politics / Re: Moment INEC Officially Declared Tinubu President-Elect (Video) by Goztino(m): 9:16am On Mar 01, 2023
Reno Omokri in severe pains grin cheesy grin angry

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Must Win - INEC Presiding Officer (Photos) by Goztino(m): 11:00am On Feb 25, 2023
lhordspy:
Sometimes we make the costliest of mistakes due to our emotions. Even after undergoing lot of trainings and sensitisation done by INEC. If this polling unit is cancelled now. Labour party supporters will be crying rigging.

Just imagine the effrontery to even post this. >:

https://twitter.com/ChidinmaOkori20/status/1629381476868341761?t=AvJcpPhulZqEH4n7g9V5qA&s=19

What about the polling unit where Buhari displayed his vote?
They should start canceling from there
Politics / Re: 33 Police Station In Onitsha Repel Attack Kill 5 Unknown Gunmen - Photo by Goztino(m): 12:27pm On Feb 19, 2023
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Religion / Re: Is It Proper To Give Your Tithe To The Needy? by Goztino(m): 11:21am On Feb 19, 2023
I am a Christian who believe in helping the needy.
Ever since I was born, I have never given 10% of my income to a pastor or a priest in the name of tithe neither do I condemn those that do.
We have right to do whatever we wanna do with our money.

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Celebrities / Re: Naira Scarcity: I Bought 40k With 70k, Singer Paul Okoye Cries Out by Goztino(m): 7:04am On Feb 17, 2023
Sirheny007:
I don't think the scarcity of the New currency in any way affects Tinubu.
He could easily get a few Bank managers to get his stash of cash. In the end, the common man suffers. In towns, you have to pass through the eye of a needle to get cash. Imagine those in the villages..?

Emefiele and Buhari overplayed their hands. It's all bad timing.
Because it makes no sense to have money in the bank and not be able to withdraw it, or buy your hard earned money.

The people suffer, not Tinubu!

Then why has he been complaining about that and always meeting Buhari? smiley
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Security Agencies Said I Shouldn't Go To Borno South (video) by Goztino(m): 11:17am On Feb 10, 2023
peepydelano:
Nonsense you think you can deceive all Nigerians abi? Very big thief, the way I hate this man with passion ehnnnn? I will eat his meat raw without cooking angry angry angry
That is the same way many people hate Thieffnubu and Atooku
Religion / Re: Man Requests For Past Tithe Donations To Dunamis Church (video) by Goztino(m): 9:51am On Feb 10, 2023
Hahahahahaha. I have never laughed like this this month grin cheesy

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Family / Re: How Can I Politely Tell My Friend To Stop Coming To My House For Now? by Goztino(m): 9:27am On Feb 10, 2023
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Travel / Re: Learn How To Drive In Nigeria Before Traveling Abroad by Goztino(m): 2:42pm On Feb 09, 2023
Most Nigerians might fail this one below because of their love for bushmeat grin cheesy

Travel / Re: Learn How To Drive In Nigeria Before Traveling Abroad by Goztino(m): 2:16pm On Feb 09, 2023
pseudonomer:


Learning how to drive in not hard, learning to follow the rules is the hard part. Now, you can take driving test with Automatic Cars in Germany.

I want to learn manual. Though I can ride Motorcycle very well but car is a totally different ball game.
Travel / Re: Learn How To Drive In Nigeria Before Traveling Abroad by Goztino(m): 11:15am On Feb 09, 2023
LikeAking:
Op thanks.

Some stupid fathers will still say I will not allow my child learn how to drive until he is 25, bla, bla, bla.


Lol, in my own case, I won't blame my father because he doesn't have a car, neither does any of my siblings have.
Right now, I have to spend a high amount of money to get the license.
Not that I am complaining but sometimes, I wish I already know how to drive before coming to Germany for studies
Travel / Re: Learn How To Drive In Nigeria Before Traveling Abroad by Goztino(m): 10:32am On Feb 09, 2023
ednut1:
Stop converting euros to naira. Minimum was in both countries are not the same. Even if you learnt driving from Nigeria. You still need to be trained by an instructor over there before attempting a road test.
I decided to mention a currency used by Nigerians so they will understand better.

You are correct, but your training as an experienced driver won't take as long as someone who is a total novice in driving.
A friend of mine just did 4 trainings and the instructor booked a driving test for him.
Can a total novice do 4 driving lessons?
Travel / Re: Learn How To Drive In Nigeria Before Traveling Abroad by Goztino(m): 10:22am On Feb 09, 2023
Some questions have only one correct answer which means you need to choose only one answer.
some questions have all options correct, which means you need to choose all the options.
If a particular question has two options correct and you choose one option, then you will fail the particular question just like in this particular one below.
To pass, you need to correctly answer about 28 questions out of 30
The 30 exam questions will be randomly taken from the 1615 questions already given to you to prepare on

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Travel / Re: Learn How To Drive In Nigeria Before Traveling Abroad by Goztino(m): 10:18am On Feb 09, 2023
This is a typical theory exam taken from the 1615 questions which might appear among the 30 Exam questions.

Note that when there are two answers to a question, you will automatically fail the particular question if you mark only one option. You need to mark the two options to get the point for the question.

Travel / Learn How To Drive In Nigeria Before Traveling Abroad by Goztino(m): 10:07am On Feb 09, 2023
Even if you don't plan to buy a car when you travel, I think it is very important to know how to drive especially if you plan to come to Europe precisely Germany.
Here is my reason.
To get a German drivers license is very tough and expensive.
For each 45mins you spend learning how to drive, you will pay atleast #52,000 and believe me, 45mins won't even be enough in one day.
Which means, you need over #100,000 to learn how to drive in just one day.
Note that the driving instructor will only recommend a practical exam for you only when he is convinced that you are good enough at driving to pass the practical test.
Which means the more practial lessons you take, the more money you spend everyday.
If you learn how to drive 10days, multiply it by atleast #100,000 daily grin cheesy
Now do the calculation. How many days will it take you from the novice level to the level needed to impress a typical German to pass the driving test?
This is outside the basic fees you need to pay for
1. First Aid test
2. Registration in the driving school
3. Theory exam registration
4. Practical exam registration etc

And mind you, each time you fail the theory exam you have to register for it again with another exam fee, same with practical exam.
Now let me give you small package of how the theory exam looks like.
You will have to memorise all the traffic rules (1615 questions and answers) and only random 30 will be selected and you need to score about 28/30 to pass the theory exam. I will still send a screenshot of the typical questions being asked.

After passing the theory exam, then comes the practical exam which requires
high driving skills, reverse, parking, driving at night etc.
It will be easier and cheaper to get the license if you already know how to drive because it will reduce the number of Minutes for your practical lesson (atleast #100,000 every 90 minutes).
The higher the number of minutes spent learning, the higher the fee you pay for the learning.
Properties / . by Goztino(m): 11:19am On Jul 04, 2022
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Business / Re: Any Legit Website That Buys Euro At A Black Market Rate? by Goztino(m): 11:10am On Jul 04, 2022
Tonyshow5522:
. The euro. Where do u receive it . Is it PayPal,or payoneer. If yes.den chat me up 0803 915 3601

I am in Germany, so I have Euro account just like naira account (firstbank, diamond bank etc) in Nigeria
Career / Re: 230k Job In Nigeria Or DAAD Scholarship In Germany by Goztino(m): 2:26pm On May 01, 2022
Hunter102:
Greetings all, I'm confused on what to choose between a Masters scholarship in Germany with €850 monthly stipend or an Engineering job in Nigeria worth 230k monthly as jobs are hard to find here. Sincere advice is needed whether to leave the job and go for MSc Abroad.

Just imagine the kind of question you are asking.
Education / Re: Should I Sell My Late Mother's House With Her Grave To Fund My Masters In UK? by Goztino(m): 9:34am On Apr 28, 2022
I'm shocked that you are even giving this a double thought.
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians React To Portable’s Shirtless Picture In London by Goztino(m): 12:40pm On Apr 27, 2022
Let him visit again on January and remove shirt wink

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Romance / Re: What Happened Between Me And A Girl Few Minutes Ago (PICTURES) by Goztino(m): 11:41am On Apr 20, 2022
EmzyT:
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Yes ooo, I'm the OP, because i come on here and counter old men like you dropping senseless comment right? cheesy cheesy

You're just finding out? Omoh you found out late ooo. Aside this one, I still have like 10 other different Nairaland accounts sef cheesy Rubbish!

Please say what you wanna say without Quoting me Please! If you hadn't quoted me, I wouldn't have even bothered replying, I would've allow you to wallow in your stupidity. I hate when I come on here and see it's one thing that quoted me.

Lol. No matter how you try to disguise yourself, you won't hide the fact that you are using different accounts to attack people for calling you a simp grin cheesy

Grow up bro and use your time for something positive
Not SIMPing around the neighborhood forming over 2k.
Because you manage send 2k, make she dey reply your message every second?
You think say na everybody go dey jobless like you? angry grin angry

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Romance / Re: What Happened Between Me And A Girl Few Minutes Ago (PICTURES) by Goztino(m): 6:36pm On Apr 19, 2022
EmzyT:
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Very senseless comment, and to think it's coming from a Supposed "adult" that might be having Kids at home oogrin grin do you chat with ALL your contacts on Whatsapp? Are there no people you hardly chat with on your WhatsApp? That you just view their statuses and Lock-up? Does that mean you guys are Quarrelling or you shouldn't help them in time of need if you have so much at your disposal?

Would you have said the same if it was to be his fellow guy that he helped? Make una try dey get sense for this Nairaland na cheesy

This guy is the OP with different account grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Pets / Re: Help!!! I Can't Manage My New Puppy by Goztino(m): 10:13pm On Apr 16, 2022
Dorwadora:
On the contrary, I have time to invest on my pets... I'm a student. I just gats this love for cats, it's natural. The way they ignore me elegantly always make me laugh. Their sleek body and their whining meows grin grin grin....

I was once called a witch by Ikillbrokebitch because I said I own a black cat grin grin grin grin.

But dogs, I'm new to them, I don't know anything about them and they are not as intelligent as cats. My dog Daisy is still not answering her name tho she reacts to noise and signs.

I've been advised not to own a cat after the previous one were poisoned to avoid people's superstitious opinion. I would have just gotten another set after my mourning month angry angry angry. And yes I always follow her in after opening the door then pick her up to help her urinate in her sand bowl... I'm not giving her out .... She's a cute soul.

Why would someone poison someone's pet?
Some people are evil

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Business To Business / Re: PALM OIL BUSINESS( Productions, Sales and Storage) by Goztino(m): 9:04am On Apr 15, 2022
Good morning all.
My dad has a palmoil mill, and I really want to support him and make it more mechanized, but my concern is that it's located close to someone's building and the waste materials from palmoil processing is channeled to a pit dug within the compound where the mill is located.

The pits get filled up almost every year, prompting him to construct another pit within the same compound.
I have a feeling that someday, the compound will be full of waste pits.
Does anyone have any idea how to take care of this problem?

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Romance / Re: What Are The Advantages Of Not Falling In Love? by Goztino(m): 10:33am On Mar 19, 2022
For me,
I have more money,
More personal investments
More concentration and even more peace of mind.

I really enjoy being single grin

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