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Health / Re: Anybody Can Be This Nairalander And His Friends by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 6:57pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
We weren't, the country didn't make it available for all... But having observed the weeks stay in doors seminar we organised with eyes on this task, thus we proceeded , they were lectures on the precaution to take after having such encounter with one without mask |
Health / Anybody Can Be This Nairalander And His Friends by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 4:42pm On Apr 29, 2020 |
As we hope for a better Nigeria, my friends with the little we have, believed we could make an impact because it doesn't really cost much to show love in form of information, gift, advice, forgiveness and many other things that makes life better for another The rural areas have little knowledge about what's happening...they need our help We all have a role to play,to save our world___start with your neighbour We started with ours .. your should too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uuzo40dptaU #stay safe 2 Likes 1 Share
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Literature / We are Innocent murderers by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 12:42pm On May 17, 2019 |
_INNOCENT MURDERERS Suicide is not an option That's what we say When a brother jumps To stay away from pain Don't put your life to an end Talk to someone,talk to me How can you bring him peace When you are not a friend He didn't jump off the cliff we pushed him He didn't drink sniper he drank you and i Until he said he was depressed We never cared Till he kicked the stool off We never showed we love Till he dropped that note We never commented Or liked any of his pix Same we,will say RIP We live our life,on our lane Over taking others Screaming we don't give a f#ck But if single cars Makes way for convoy Then we can stop suicide Carry everybody along By spreading love We are innocent Since they took their lives But we are murderers If we never cared till they die #IsmileCosYouSmile
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Literature / Re: Word War Iii by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 12:37pm On Jul 20, 2016 |
Lotta of it stored...well d ware house breaks loose,nairaland wil be too crowdy to accommodate them |
Literature / Word War Iii by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 12:56pm On Jul 09, 2016 |
....WORD WAR III.... My pursuit for success Makes me immune to my emotions seems am running away from love then Buh now I realize I can't just out run them Competing interest is wat I now face Relationship sometimes slows d pace When your partner sees it as a game Draws you down till you meet ya end Tho true love still hangs out there They sparks you up with lotta care Buh as rose is found amist thorns It's hiding by fear our heart is putting on To kip digging for it do waste time Cos ambition calls too,I hav to choose side Buh love is d only known ambition petal Ambition is d fruit, love is the leaf The tree is vewi heavy to lift Dropping any for other seems wrong The both dragging me,d fight is on It's all complicated,I just want to be free When wil it all end?its like word war three... |
Literature / I Am In Love With A MONSTER by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 7:19am On Jul 07, 2016 |
Saw a flare far beyond my horizon Heard sounds like clinches of bone Wat cometh forth,a puzzle to my mind Ran on ma toes,reached for a hide A human-bird looking structure Eyes dimmed red with bloodshot Buh in it lays the most amazing tin Love sprinkled at every smile on its chin Every breath bears a fire from its nose "Save me" from within it echoes It's jaw lined with rotten glittering teeth Skin dried wif cracks underneath Claws set hidden under its feathers My fear for death,died and wither As I saw it long writhing tail between its leg Let me help you,please I beg I was attracted by ya glare Am a mere mortal,willing to help "Far stay thee oh ye mankind My hymen was eattin by ya kind" Hav you come to eat up my remain How I hate you now,to hell with men You chartered my heart against d rock Left me in my blood pool to soak Am trying to pick up my piece I beg of you,let my soul hav peace Lemme fly away with my rust heart Ugly you've made me,now I am a MONSTER
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Romance / Re: A Nairalander's Poem To A Lost Lover by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 10:17pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
#just observing |
Romance / Re: A Nairalander's Poem To A Lost Lover by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 9:16pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
Pictorial expression of writers mood#more critics please |
Literature / Miss Mary Kay by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 9:13pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
Her face is a painted Without a touch of art Her beauty is tainted As it sinks down her heart She needs attention So she uses a dozen makeup Then gets the wrong affection; A perfect breakup Mary Kay is stuck up in her face Red lip gloss sitting on her lips Now she’s seen in every place With eyes glued to her hips Her right cheek is blue The other is a rainbow I bet she has no clue Soon, the sun would go low She says true love is a mirage A thing of the mind But with her maquillage No man is hard to find Miss Mary Kay is confused She thought beauty dealt with colours Now she feels misused Every man has toured her contours For each man she tries to date Looks forward to only pleasure Their lust, she tries to sate Till she goes beyond measure She gave them all they wanted Using her body as a token They took her love for granted And left her heartbroken But love still exists Waiting patiently each day The more her heart resists The more it walks away Until she realizes what beauty really is Her companion may forever hide For a man to truly make her his He needs to discover the beauty on the inside ........so girlfriend,behaviour is most preferAble 2 beauty #grammatology 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Re: A Nairalander's Poem To A Lost Lover by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 8:32pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
No writing is too long to draw the mind,but your will to craft out the wisdom embedded behind every words,makes you a poet |
Romance / A Nairalander's Poem To A Lost Lover by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 8:05pm On Mar 28, 2015 |
INTRODUCTION(whisky lullaby by Brad praisley): The Day I Fell in Love: The day my eyes opened I realized the sun shone everyday The beauty of the sunrise in the morning filled my heart with joy. The magnificent sunset moments in the evening, lifted my spirit The fresh breath of falling waters, made me smile inwardly Birds humming sweetly took my heart afar to Sweetland I rejoiced I looked then I saw, the beauty I never realized As each day passed Moments with the nature bonded me with the Creator I comprehended his handwork in a female being PART 1always on my mind by nosa) She was an epitome of beauty On her head lies black curly hair With every snazzy strand dancing to the air With a feel of it,I voice cutie On ha round face two sun lies So piercing like a dart Her stare can pause your heart Long lashes decorated ha eyes You need 2 see her rose-petal lips As soft as a new born butt wraps ma lips like new warm cloth With ha kiss,volcanoes sleeps On her chest lies the two cowbell tower The succulent nipples saliva8s the mouth Ma eyes dimmed as ma tongue rolled round her breast The sensation sips down to the third leg lower Beneath she is stunning, Hairs cherished her laps Between those legs ma mouth traps The sound in ma head was thundering.... PART TWO(forever and always by shania twain) Like memories on a quick sand Everything is all gone our words are just words Filled with lies They mean nothing Just like ourlovethat has died. I am trying to stand tall I am trying to be strong I thought you were better than that I guess i was wrong Every promise, made me smile All thelovethat was stolen All those memories are now broken Oh my heart pounders how I love thee How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of Being and ideal Grace. I love thee to the level of every day's Most quiet need, by sun and and candle light. I love thee freely, as men strive for Right; I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise. I love thee with the passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhoods' faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints,__I love thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life!__and, if GOD choose, I shall but love thee better after death.... FAREWAY THE END
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Romance / Why You Should Not Say No(ladies) by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 2:25pm On Aug 19, 2014 |
When you opened this trend,what were you expecting to seeyes!!!!I caught you!you are thinking of relationship/marriage proposal?if 2 accept or not...lwkmd,I over heard some one saying(*over heard keeh?abi na me she tell am,grammatolgy haba!*)please don't mind my mind,always thinking against whateva I say,back tO what I over heard,she(name unknown)was telling this guy that if the relation his talking about will not take her to alter or bank but takes her to bedroom or kitchen then the answer is NO!!!come to think of it,what will you do,will you still say NO if he pulls his cloth and you happen to see this...#jaw drops#
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Health / Re: Share Ur Salt Bathing Experience Here(+funny pictures) by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 7:16am On Aug 09, 2014 |
Yes I did the washing something#tails in between ma legs#but is nat like I believed it,buh when you hear a voice through the other side of the phone saying"my son,I know you don't believed but do it cos your mum said you should do it"if u wia in my shoes,I don't think you might hav finished bathing#rolling on the floor# |
Health / Re: Share Ur Salt Bathing Experience Here(+funny pictures) by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 2:55am On Aug 09, 2014 |
D koko now b say,if de cum bring out d real preventive measures,people no go believe am,#once beaten,twice cry#lwmkd |
Health / Re: Share Ur Salt Bathing Experience Here(+funny pictures) by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 1:29am On Aug 09, 2014 |
Urhoboman,na your type de drink pastors urine in da name of faith,talk more of wen it cumz to ebola#am watching wif ma black and white plasma television |
Health / Re: Share Ur Salt Bathing Experience Here(+funny pictures) by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 9:24pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
More pishures
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Health / Share Ur Salt Bathing Experience Here(+funny pictures) by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 8:53pm On Aug 08, 2014 |
How and when did you woke up this morningmine was terribly terrible,after a stressful reading night(4 my mind,serious student)on my way to the dream world,my phone rang,its dad!!!(When did this nigga start making night calls??)The voice goes like this"listen carefully and don't think of asking questions,b4 6am,boil water,mix it with salt and bath without soup,drip dry your skin"b4 d call ended,I'v had 32missed call(grammatology o,32missed calls??this 1 na pure lie)all saying the same thing but with different procedures,as my heart was pounding with fear(am too busy to die this early naa)to touch my own very skin is not even safe,since its by contact,as am going through all this,guess whatno naaa!haba!why will you be guessing such a thing?ok since you don't know,as I was thinking,a heavy knock banged on my door,for God's sake!!!its only 4:30am(as if fear allowed me to check time)I opened the door(with matrix moves)with michael jackson as mentor,I back-slided to avoided contact,oh!its our lodge hausa security man,kabiru(2seconds b4 then,I thought ebola now visits door to door)breaking the news to me again,but this time,in a hilarious manner,he said to me,happy BOLA day,I asked him what it was,he said he heard its a day everybody baths with hot water and salt or die,I laughed through my anus and farts through my mouth(that's biologically wrong naa)as I stepped out side,everybody was awake and all locked in my neighbours room,watching NTA with expectation,as the news caster said something about Nnamdi Azikiwe...(Everybody shouted Jesus!!!including me,with thought it has entered our school,as she added AIRPORT,we all came back to life,everybody left with fear,come see as everybody in our lodge were clothed with salt and some forming broken hand so as not to shake people when they go for lectures,others wore over all to lectures#black out#haba!!!phcn has seized the light,will continue when they restore it,drop yours...pishures below 2 Likes
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Health / Re: Lady Who Started The Salt & Water Ebola Cure Rumour Comes Out, Tenders Apology by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 9:56am On Aug 08, 2014 |
You are d one dat started all dis?wow congrat!!!#with olamide's voice#story for d gods#u are sorry for all dis?#story dat touches d ynash#u tink we bliv dis?#lafing in pidgin English#lwkmd abeg go bath wif salt b4 u spread it tru dis ur post 1 Like |
Literature / XMAS Vibe(with Image) by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 12:18pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
MY LITTLE XMASS POEM 2 U MA DEAREST FRIEND: NAME;XMAS VIBEZ .......On this day when silence drips from the KEG,the fowls cackle awaiting thier ENDZ, let d carols echo far 4rm whence it INTENDZ,let d sexy xmas bells JINGLE as humans heart of joy MINGLES,its XMAS in da air!!!.... I persive aroma of STEW,fried chickens gud 2 CHEW,decors in da PEW,fun too many a FEW,presents lookz so WOW,so huge and big like COW,its xmass in da air!!!<=-P *gift* EaTING,drinKING,danCING,the atmosphere gracefully amusING with faces gleefully smiLING,as balloons go round bursTING,lots of shopPING,cheWING,chatTING,every tin seemingly enchanTING cos its XMASS IN DA AIR!!!!!...
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Entertainment / Unity Bank Dumps Ice Prince by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 3:08pm On Nov 16, 2013 |
Saturday, 16 November 2013 Unity Bank Dump Ice Prince For Being Too Expensive For being too expensive, the Fire of Zamani crooner lost his place as the brand ambassador of Unity Bank, a leading bank in the northern part of the country. The bank decided to sign Ice Prince as its ambassador because of his rising hip-hop brand and mainstream appeal. Things fell apart when Ice prince asked for a sign on fee of N300m which didn't go down well with the stakeholders of the bank. A Vanguard source however revealed that the bank is now speaking with Kogi born Nollywood darling Joseph Benjamin who has the Northern background they will gladly tap into http://gossipnetwork..com |
Entertainment / Unity Bank Dumps Ice Prince by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 2:43pm On Nov 16, 2013 |
Saturday, 16 November 2013 Unity Bank Dump Ice Prince For Being Too Expensive For being too expensive, the Fire of Zamani crooner lost his place as the brand ambassador of Unity Bank, a leading bank in the northern part of the country. The bank decided to sign Ice Prince as its ambassador because of his rising hip-hop brand and mainstream appeal. Things fell apart when Ice prince asked for a sign on fee of N300m which didn't go down well with the stakeholders of the bank. A Vanguard source however revealed that the bank is now speaking with Kogi born Nollywood darling Joseph Benjamin who has the Northern background they will gladly tap into |
Nairaland / General / Re: The Only Question GOOGLE Can't Answer by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 2:21pm On Nov 16, 2013 |
Am nat d person o,bsydz I stil de single(wink) |
Nairaland / General / Re: The Only Question GOOGLE Can't Answer by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 9:30am On Nov 16, 2013 |
I comment my reserve |
Nairaland / General / Re: The Only Question GOOGLE Can't Answer by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 11:40pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Y not claim the "you"(wink) |
Politics / Re: ASUU President Convienced Lecturers by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 11:32pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
Lafin as lot of people rush d trend wif mind full of expectation,and leave wif there hands at their bak sayin;damn it,I thought they have called off...dear student,ASUU go call off wen their airtym exhuast,as 4 naw,d call is still on,and guess watmtn gave dem 10000k bonus airtym,so d call can neva b called off,abeg mek I go write ma reg numba,department and course 4 wall b4 I 4get it,biz on ma mind or biz tinz on ma mind(2go slags)lmao 1 Like |
Politics / Re: ASUU President Convienced Lecturers by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 7:04pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
U weh wise pass solo,cum stupidly comment |
Politics / ASUU President Convienced Lecturers by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 3:25pm On Nov 15, 2013 |
At about 30mins past 3:00,ASUU president convienced the ASUU body to go back to school in respect to the death of the ex-ASUU president,saying they will still go on strike if FG doesn't keep his words as concluded during the last meet,thus,in respect to the death of one of their senior staff(ex)they have concluded to go back to school on Monday18/11/2013,there on in,they also decided that all exams taken during the course of the strike will be re-writing,failure to do so attracts the fine of 2million naira...article written by jude oshomole sahara reporters. Source:http//www.yougowait.tire.ng...go marry abeg |
Nairaland / General / Re: The Only Question GOOGLE Can't Answer by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 7:25am On Nov 15, 2013 |
Hw can bacelona bench messior else he gat injury,in other news,am not the person in question,so y using d phrase "YOU" |
Nairaland / General / Re: Words That Cuts More Than Blade by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 7:21am On Nov 15, 2013 |
Lolz,but she told me na rape,so she sabi wetin she de dohmm I fear o! |
Nairaland / General / Words That Cuts More Than Blade by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 2:52am On Nov 15, 2013 |
It might interest you to know that lot of people are going through a lot but covers it with smileeeeeess,so don't make things worst for them all in the name of cracking joke. The girl you call fatty,she is on diet pills. The girl you said she is ugly,she spent hours wearing those make ups,hoping you'l like her. The guy guy u insulted that he has ugly scars.He fought for his country and got those scars. The 17 year old girl with kid,and you call her slut,She waz raped. The guy you insult at his back for not providing all you needs,works his ass out to provide the little you think he does. Knifes cuts the skin and it bleeds for days,but bad worlds cuts the heart and it bleeds till enternity,mind your choice of words,some jokes can kill...advice 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / The Only Question GOOGLE Can't Answer by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 1:42am On Nov 15, 2013 |
You buy blackberry Q10 for your girl,another man pays BIS for her,that is DIVISION OF LABOUR. You buy cloth for her and another man removes it,that is SEPERATION OF POWER. You pay for her school fees and another man pays for her rent,that is JOINT PARTNERSHIP. She tells u she's a virgin and not ready to make love while another man F ha always,what is it called (A)scale of preference. (B)breach of contract. (C)monkey de work,baboon de chop. (D)there is love in sharing |
Nairaland / General / The Only Question GOOGLE Can't Answer by GRAMMATOLOGY(m): 1:25am On Nov 15, 2013 |
You buy blackberry Q10 for your girl,another man pays BIS for her,that is DIVISION OF LABOUR. You buy cloth for her and another man removes it,that is SEPERATION OF POWER You pay for her school fees and another man pays for her rent,that is JOINT PARTNERSHIP. She tells u she's a virgin and not ready to make love while another man F ha always,what is it called (A)scale of preference. (B)breach of contract. (C)monkey de work,baboon de chop. (D)there is love in sharing |
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