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Jobs/Vacancies / Igbo Transcriber (native Speaker) by Grandmisty: 4:08am On Sep 15, 2013
Click Here to Apply Online
Position Summary:
Appen Butler Hill is looking for native speakers of Igbo for a transcription project.


Project Information:
This is an early Expression of Interest for a project starting around December 2013. Once the Igbo Spelling Test is finalized you will be contacted to sit our test. Please register now at .au/ and ensure to tick on TRANSCRIPTION under Work in the ACCOUNT tab.


Key Responsibilities:
The work will involve listening to audio recordings of Igbo speech and typing on computer in Igbo what is said, or fixing the given original Igbo text to match the audio. Work is on a flexible basis minimum availability of 10 hours per week.


Required Knowledge, Skills and Abilities:
• Must be a native speaker of Igbo (as spoken in Nigeria)
• Must have good spelling skills
• Must have the ability to read and write Igbo
• Must have basic computer knowledge and typing skills
• Can understand written English instructions
• Must have access to a computer and internet connection with the latest version of Firefox, Java and Flash Player


Preferred Knowledge, Skills and Abilities:
An interest in the Igbo language, its spelling system and how borrowed words are spelled would be an advantage.


http://appenonline.appen.com.au/register
Autos / Re: TEXAN Autodealer by Grandmisty: 4:36pm On Aug 24, 2012
jesangbedo: lets see the list of ur catergory C cars plz
This cars i am displaying are available as we speak. Do you have anything in mind?
Autos / Re: TEXAN Autodealer by Grandmisty: 4:21pm On Aug 24, 2012
2002 MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE CATEGORY C
5 speed, standard, manual transmission
Low miles.
AC
sunroof
power locks and windows..
ready to go..

Autos / Re: TEXAN Autodealer by Grandmisty: 11:33pm On Aug 23, 2012
Cars used in Texas are suited for Nigeria because of the heat and you dont have problems of BAD ROADS
Autos / Re: TEXAN Autodealer by Grandmisty: 11:31pm On Aug 23, 2012
Different cars for different categories everything PLUS Shipping to RORO port
Autos / Re: TEXAN Autodealer by Grandmisty: 11:31pm On Aug 23, 2012
Autos / Re: TEXAN Autodealer by Grandmisty: 5:18pm On Aug 23, 2012
CATEGORY B
2003 TOYOTA MATRIX RXS

Autos / Re: TEXAN Autodealer by Grandmisty: 5:05pm On Aug 23, 2012
2002 Acura Integra,Factory Fitted AC, low millage, CD changer CATEGORY C

Autos / Re: TEXAN Autodealer by Grandmisty: 4:57pm On Aug 23, 2012
Different cars for different categories everything PLUS Shipping to RORO port. clearing should not be more than 200h
Latest Cars of more than 3m CATEGORY A
Cars btw 1-2.5m CATEGORY B
Cars of 500h-1 m CATEGORY C(HEAP)
Autos / TEXAN Autodealer by Grandmisty: 2:52pm On Aug 23, 2012
Looking for a genuine car dealer in Texas. Or do u have a car in mind? We have different cars to suit your pocket. Coming soon
Politics / Re: Ndigbo Wont Vote For ACN In Lagos by Grandmisty: 7:32pm On Jul 23, 2012
Goat i know ur type na ise ewu or asun we go use u do. We will see how your end will be. If i slap you that hand whey u use type monkey OK
Politics / Re: Ndigbo Wont Vote For ACN In Lagos by Grandmisty: 6:50pm On Jul 23, 2012
ngodigha if dat man is really sick and that picture is not photoshopped i really pity u for u are cursed man to be making fun of someone who is ill

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Sports / Re: Nat. Assembly To Honour Mikel Obi - Worth It? by Grandmisty: 2:09am On Jun 12, 2012
See level of thinking of our so called leaders NIGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA u are not cursed
Politics / Re: India To Give $100 Million Aid For Nigeria's Power Sector by Grandmisty: 6:45pm On Jun 08, 2012
Indian for that matter. India will never give u 1o kobo without wanting more in return so dont b fooled ppl
Politics / Re: India To Give $100 Million Aid For Nigeria's Power Sector by Grandmisty: 6:44pm On Jun 08, 2012
na today dont beleive everythiing u hear
Family / Re: Many Married Men Are Unhappy... by Grandmisty: 6:33pm On Jun 08, 2012
gsmgold:

Apart 4rm prayers, try 2 find out d tins he loves.
Some men can't stand d sight of dirt! They come home...the whole house is smelling...the children r looking tattered...the wive is unattractive.

Quit wearing wrappers all day long. Bum short & jean strings r still in d market. Sexy tops 4 all sizes u can find. Take ur bath b4 he gets home n show off ur sexy wear, don't 4get ur perfume.

The house MUST always be neat.

A woman must have a job/biz. U need 2 be financially independent. Don't run to him 4 petty tins.

Who says u can't take d family out. Go the cinemas n watch movies with them once in a while. Don't forget 2 wear ur killer dresses.

My mother inlaw is in her late 50ties- still wears bum shorts n watches wat she eats inorder 2 stay fit. We have given them ORDER not to give birth 2 more children. She had nine!
Abeg wetin be jean string LOL
blakmonsta: The reason is that we have all forgotten the real reason for marriage


The REAL reason for marriage IS TO ENSURE THAT THERE IS NO QUESTION O WHO IS RESPONSIBLE WHEN THE RESPONSIBILITIES OF RAISING CHILDREN BECOME AN ISSUE.


SO in short this is it:

If you have children YOUR LIFE BECOMES WORSE. CONFIRMED.
If you marry YOUR LIFE ALSO BECOMES WORSE (whatever the trumpet blowers and love-love preachers say)

[size=14pt]HOWEVER IF YOU HAVE CHILDREN WITHOUT MARRYING FIRST YOUR LIFE BECOMES HELL.[/size]

And here is the final one:

IF YOU GET OLD WITH NO CHILDREN YOUR LIFE MAY AS WELL HAVE ENDED BECAUSE IT BECOMES WORSE THAN HELL.

So it is simple:

You HAVE to just accept that no matter what you do, your life is about to get worse. It is like prostate cancer, baldness, menopause, 30-year old potbelly, sagging breasts...your LIFE DETERIORARTES as you get older.

MARRIAGE IS YOU DECIDING TO TAKE SOME UNHAPPINESS NOW TO PREVENT WORSE UNHAPPINESS LATER. Because sex is so pleasurable that if you don't marry in time, SOONER OR LATER you will have a child outside wedlock, and if you don't, you will grow old with no children and become LIVING DEAD.

SO.

All of you unhappy in yopur marriages SHUT UP. your life would be worse in a few years if you didn't marry.

All of you afraid to marry YOU ARE FOOLS. Your dick will stop rising in a few years and then you will be unable to bear children and I am sorry for you in your old age.

EVERYONE WHO IS CLAIMING TO BE HAPPY IN THEIR MARRIAGE: More power to you. 80% of you are either deluded, bloody liars or are unknowingly taking advantage of your partner who will soon snap and scatter your delusions. For the 20% who are GENUINELY happy, I say do not get too used to it or when it goes away (and it will) you will think something is wrong when in fact it is just natural.

TAKE IT AS ONE OF LIFE'S CHALLENGES AND MOVE ON.

Advice to young guys: don't look for the woman that gives you the most pleasure. Soon shge will lose what gives you pleasure, whether it is looks or obedient behaviour or enthusiasm for life. LOOK FOR THE WOMAN WHO GIVES YOU NO SINGLE HEADACHE OR WAHAALA. Even if she looks like a PIG, marry her because ALL WOMEN WILL LOOK LIKE OLD HAGS VERY SOON ANYWAY and African women specifically balloon up to 10 times their size after childbirth and look like fricken elephants.
Oboy u dey vex o but u have said 99.1% truth more grease to your brain
Romance / Marriage Palaver by Grandmisty: 7:58pm On May 09, 2012
1) Girl #1 i met one nite/morning while cleaning my car, As i saw her i was thinking wat a fine girl. So i decided to call her, Next thing she was saying is "wat do u want to do". I was thinking wat does she mean, she said shes down for anything that i lets exchange numbers etc etc. Ten mins later she is calling me telling me to come to her house. This girl has been disturbing me for sex in exchange for money and unfortunately i fell for her ploy (protected though). Sad thing is this girl is fine and you cannot know she is a prozi. She ask if i have gf i said no she said she is ready to get down.
2)Girl # 2 likes awoof first time we met in grocery and i got her no. we agreed to meet later date. I took her to resturant for lunch etc. she likes eating out and i have told her this is just to make u happy dont think everyday is xmas cos me i eat noodles to save my money she says she hear and just to let me know she likes eating out every week. Personally i ccan marry her but she needs to much maintenace, attention,petting etc.
3) Girl # 3 is the most willing to marry me but she has three kids and is too fat. She is the stereotypical american woman. Just close your eyes and think of father christmas as a woman and u got her image or a sumo wrestler. I will be ashamed to show this woman to my brother talk less of friends.

So ppl wat do u think i shd do i am really confused
Travel / Re: Green Card Palaver by Grandmisty: 7:02pm On May 09, 2012
OJdollars thnks for the advice. Justwise it might be digusting to you but i am only being honest.

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Travel / Re: Green Card Palaver by Grandmisty: 2:59pm On May 09, 2012
I know I might b playful but I am also very serious and I work at least 70hrs every week in the engineering field. I come from a humble background and I have got my self so far from the zero naira I brought from naija. Anyway thanks for d advice.
Travel / Green Card Palaver by Grandmisty: 1:16am On May 09, 2012
1) Girl #1 i met one nite/morning while cleaning my car, As i saw her i was thinking wat a fine girl. So i decided to call her, Next thing she was saying is "wat do u want to do". I was thinking wat does she mean, she said shes down for anything that i lets exchange numbers etc etc. Ten mins later she is calling me telling me to come to her house. This girl has been disturbing me for sex in exchange for money and unfortunately i fell for her ploy (protected though). Sad thing is this girl is fine and you cannot know she is a prozi. She ask if i have gf i said no she said she is ready to get Girl # 2 likes awoof first time we met in grocery and i got her no. we agreed to meet later date. I took her to resturant for lunch etc. she likes eating out and i have told her this is just to make u happy dont think everyday is xmas cos me i eat noodles to save my money she says she hear and just to let me know she likes eating out every week. Personally i ccan marry her but she needs to much maintenace, attention,petting etc.
3) Girl # 3 is the most willing to marry me but she has three kids and is too fat. She is the stereotypical american woman. Just close your eyes and think of father christmas as a woman and u got her image or a sumo wrestler. I will be ashamed to show this woman to my brother talk less of friends.
Travel / After Studies Visa H1b , Psw by Grandmisty: 10:44pm On Feb 07, 2012
It will be nice if we can alll share our experiences about after studies visa like H1b in US or Post Study in UK. What has been your experience and what did you do after it.
Travel / Re: Cheapest Flights To Usa From Naij by Grandmisty: 2:03am On Jun 29, 2011
abeg i am not joking. any 1 who has travelled recently i need ur advice. thxs
Travel / Cheapest Flights To Usa From Naij by Grandmisty: 8:51am On Jun 28, 2011
What is the cheapest flight one can get from lagos to yankee or the cheapest route i dont care if it takes 2 days.

Thanxz
Business / Re: Question For Only Smart People by Grandmisty: 9:41am On May 10, 2011
Are we saying no one knows the answer to this interview question
Business / Re: Question For Only Smart People by Grandmisty: 8:44pm On May 09, 2011
If i knew the answer i would not need to ask. Apparently there are lot of jokers around
Business / Re: Question For Only Smart People by Grandmisty: 7:09pm On May 09, 2011
If someone were holding a gun to your head and they told you that you had to generate 50000 naira by tomorrow at midnight, what would you do?
Business / Question For Only Smart People by Grandmisty: 7:08pm On May 09, 2011
If someone were holding a gun to your head and they told me that you had to generate N50000 by tomorrow at midnight, what would you do?
Properties / Re: Land For Sale In Abuja by Grandmisty: 12:01pm On Mar 29, 2011
For any more enquires dial

07056327042

thanks
Properties / Land For Sale In Abuja by Grandmisty: 2:09pm On Mar 28, 2011
Landed properties for sale in abuja

Kaura 2480sqm
with c of o
31million

Lugbe airport road 1200sqm
with r of o
4.5 million

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