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Health / Can You Swim In This Crowded Swimming Pool? by GRhymes: 10:29pm On Apr 26, 2019
These are pictures of people enjoying themselves on Easter Sunday as shared on Facebook from Oleh in Delta State.


Considering the crowd and relating to the health effects.
Can you swim in this swimming pool?

Sports / 2018 Fifa World Cup Russia:repeated History And The Broken Curses-fifa by GRhymes: 10:49pm On Jul 18, 2018
Once again champions left the World Cup early Mexico and Nigeria frustrations persisted England ended long- running jinx You will struggle to find anyone who believes the 2018 FIFA World Cup Russia™ was predictable. Big names tumbling early, unlikely runs to the latter stages and a few major upsets made sure of that. But, in many ways it exactly was that: predictable. Let us guide you through a few of the surprising World Cup trends that just insist on sticking which played out during 31 days of excitement. However, some well-worn patterns finally came to an end, much to the relief of two teams. Repeated history Early departures for European holders It almost seems unbelievable, but Germany's 'premature' exit in Russia – if recent history is to be believed – wasn't so extraordinary after all. Ever since the turn of the millennium, no returning champion from Europe has made it past the group stages. Once is a surprise, twice is a shock, but four times? Twenty years ago it would have been impossible to fathom. France (winners in 1998), Italy (2006), Spain (2010) and Germany (2014) have seen their title defence come crashing down around them at the first test. Argentina haunt Nigeria again Seeing La Albiceleste and the Super Eagles drawn in the same group back in December will no doubt have had some happy memories come gushing back in Buenos Aires. As of late this has become quite the tradition. Ever since the West Africans made their first visit to the World Cup at USA 1994, only one of their six tournaments hasn't featured an encounter with the men in blue and white - each time ending in defeat. What's more, every meeting his been decided by just a solitary goal. With Nigeria not having been ahead since their very first meeting in 1994, this year's 2-1 defeat added an extra layer of repetitive pain, as Marcos Rojo scored the winner for the second successive World Cup. Mexico's fourth-hurdle falter Looking at El Tri's recent record at the World Cup presents a mix of the enviable and the maddening. Since qualifying for USA 1994, only six other nations have a longer streak of tournament appearances in history, with Russia 2018 taking it to seven in a row. On top of that, only Brazil are currently on a better run of escaping the group stages, with Mexico making it out every time. However, that is always where their journey ends. The frustration continued at the hands of A Seleção this year in Samara, as a 2-0 defeat meant the fifth game will remain beyond them for at least four more years. South Americans suffer in Europe The elimination of Brazil and Uruguay in the quarter-finals confirmed it would be another fruitless trip to Europe for South American sides. It's now 60 years since their last World Cup triumph on the old continent. Find out more in our Visual Story. Russia 2018 Visual Stories Curses ended Croatia catch a knockout break The pressure to live up to the heroic team of 1998 has sometimes hung heavy on the shoulders of the Croatian national team. While World Cups have offered slim pickings since, having failed to escape the group stages, twice at the European Championships they slipped at the chance to win a knockout match. With their struggles threatening to become a full-blown complex, particularly for their midfield talismans Luka Modric and Ivan Rakitic, who both missed penalties in a 2008 shoot- out defeat against Turkey, beating Denmark by the same means was a cathartic release. Even more so following Modric's penalty miss seconds from the end of extra time. England finally pass spot- check Speaking of catharsis, coach Gareth Southgate's emotional demons looked to depart in a triumphant roar after England won their own shoot-out against Colombia in the last 16. Having lost all three of their previous 12- yard duels at World Cups, and won just one of six at major championships, it was a widely-held belief: England don't do penalties. Southgate famously missed a crucial one himself in the UEFA EURO 1996 semi-final, so there were few happier than him when Eric Dier struck the winner to buck that persistent trend.
Literature / Rhymes by GRhymes: 5:11pm On Apr 15, 2018
You BRAG about having SWAG,so you wear RAGs flying like a FLAG and even SAG,taking with you everywhere you go a BAG.Your walking pattern is now ZIG-ZAG. Hey LAD, it's so SAD that you look no different from a MAD man.

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Literature / Re: Papa's New Wife : A Short Story by GRhymes: 7:51am On Apr 10, 2018
Chiwude:
They were happy to see him come home to Orlu again, after almost two weeks absence in service to the police force. He smiles back at his children rubbing their head one after the other and told them to go carry the bag of garri and yams he brought along from Awka. He asks about Obanjika and Udechi, but was told that they went to their maternal home to visit their uncle Iwemba. It didn't took long after they entered into the house, had Aunty Ebi gone to the market to buy soup items for dinner. Later in the evening, Obanjika and Udechi would join our Papa in the sitting room, while Aunty Ebi prepares the food and dishes them out in plates. She and her husband ate theirs together, while the children took theirs into their rooms. After ten minutes, Dilichukwu came out of his room with plates on his hands asking for more garri. He wasn't satisfied with the little food rationed to him and was still hungry. He went to the parlour asking for permission to make more garri but was rebuffed by Aunty Ebi who convinces Papa of his children's gluttony and swear not to allow it continue. When Udechi overheard her saying those words, he wasn't happy and went to meet his father to convince him that a little garri is not a big deal and that the soup will be warmed again if Aunty Ebi is scared of her soup getting sour. As he came close to his father, he observes a change. Papa's lips were stiff, his eyes shone red and he wore a stern look on his face. Before he could mutter a word, Papa shouted him down and told him that he wasn't ready for such nonsense anymore.
"You children have formed a bad habit of eating too much, don't you know that things are hard these days" Papa said
"But Papa, we have a bag of garri in the house and sleeping half hungry is not good. We've really not been eating well since your absence and if Dilichukwu makes just a cup of garri nobody will complain" he stammered.
"Don't you have ears, nti kichiri gi? Papa interrupted, nobody is making any garri in this house, you people should sleep like that. Anybody that disobey's my wife will have me to contend with" Papa concluded.
A drop of tears falls from Udechi's eyes and rolls on his cheek as he turns to go, Papa could hear him mutter the word " You and your wife should eat your garri". Papa calls him back and tries to understand the meaning of what he said.
"It seems that you and your siblings are not happy that I came back home, Papa Inquired? Because if you really do, then you wouldn't be grumbling"
"What is it with garri, Udechi said sobbing gently, Papa ever since you brought this woman into this house you've changed. You hardly give us good money for our upkeep, you spend much time in Awka than before and when we complain you tell us that you'll leave us and carry both little Precious and
your new wife to live permanently in Awka" what did we do wrong? He asks
"Nikita racha gi Anya nga! Are you people not giving me much troubles, will I kill myself for you and your siblings. It is only Precious that I have pity on because she is still a little child, the rest of you can take care of yourself, especially now that you've decided to be listening to Ada. Don't worry, allow her to keep turning you against my wife, when I leave you people, she will come and take my role as your father" He replied.
" If you leave, we will still survive, said Udechi crying profusely now, I will take care of my younger ones and nobody will get hungry again. Ordinary garri for that matter" he said.
As soon as he finished speaking the house went silent, the other children held their breath because they could feel the inevitable. Nobody has spoken up to their father before. Nobody till this moment. Papa was boiling hot now and cursing and grinning hard. He kicks the stool close to him and aims his cup at Udechi. Missing at a close range he grinned his teeth and ran into his room. Later he would come out with his pistol and chase Udechi and almost shot him. And Udechi will run to our maternal home and cry to Mama Nke Ukwu and Uncle Iwemba and they will both come and report the matter to Dede Collins, my Papa's older brother who would summon both Papa and his new wife for questioning.

To be continued
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Education / Re: Nigerian Maritime University: Pioneer Faculties And Departments by GRhymes: 11:14pm On Feb 27, 2018
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Education / Re: Nigerian Maritime University Jamb's Marketplace Admission! by GRhymes: 11:07pm On Feb 27, 2018
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Politics / 11 Events That Caused National Reactions In The Year 2017 In Nigeria by GRhymes: 8:23am On Dec 29, 2017
As the year 2017 comes to an end, let take a look at some of the events that happened in nigeria.We take a look at the ones that caused national uproar,reactions,sadness,excitement,the bad and good ones.

1. BUHARI LONG MEDICAL TRIPS AND HIS RUMOURED DEATH
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2. 2FACE PROPOSED/CANCELLED PROTEST
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3. ARREST OF EVANS THE KIDNAPPER
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4. RATS INVASION OF ASO ROCK
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5. OZOBULU CHURCH KILLING
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6. OPERATION PYTHON DANCE IN SOUTH-EAST
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7. MONKEYPOX AND RUMOURS OF INJECTION OF MONKEYPOX VIRUS ON SCHOOL CHILDREN BY MILITARY
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8. OKOROCHA ZUMA'S STATUE
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9. SUPER EAGLES QUALIFYING FOR WORLD CUP AND WINNING ARGENTINA IN A FRIENDLY MATCH
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10. FUEL SCARCITY
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Forum Games / Re: How Many Triangles Are There? by GRhymes: 8:06pm On Sep 22, 2017
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Education / Uniport Post Utme Screening Form Is Out by GRhymes: 7:29pm On Aug 30, 2017
LATEST NEWS & ANNOUNCEMENT 2017/2018 POST-UTME SCREENING The University of Port Harcourt hereby invites candidates who chose the University as First and/ or Second choice in the 2017 Unified Matriculation Examination (UTME) and obtained a minimum score of 180, to apply for Screening Exercise for admission into the University. The University shall not admit candidates into Geology in the 2017/2018 session. Candidates who chose Geology as their programme of study are hereby informed that they could be admitted into other/related areas of study, subject to acceptable performance. They are to contact JAMB for change of course or change of Institution for admission into Geology. The Schedule of the Screening Exercise is as indicated below: DAY/DATE OF EXERCISE COLLEGE/ FACULTIES/DISCIPLINES 1. Thursday, 14thSeptember, 2017 - Pharmacy/ Agriculture/Education 2. Friday, 15thSeptember, 2017 - Humanities 3. Saturday, 16thSeptember, 2017 - Management Sciences 4. Monday, 18thSeptember, 2017 - Engineering 5. Tuesday, 19thSeptember, 2017 - Science/SSLT 6. Wednesday, 20thSeptember, 2017 - Social Sciences/Law 7. Thursday, 21stSeptember, 2017 - Physiology/ Anatomy/Dentistry/Nursing 8. Friday, 22ndSeptember, 2017 - Medicine and Surgery 9. Saturday, 23rdSeptember, 2017 - Medicine and Surgery 10. Monday, 25th Septmeber, 2017 - Second Choice Candidates Candidates should login to www.uniport.edu.ng for the Registration Procedure for 2017/2018 Admission Screening Exercise. ONLINE REGISTRATION Wednesday, 30th August, 2017– Monday, 11thSeptember, 2017
Romance / Funnies Text Message Ever? by GRhymes: 9:31am On Aug 26, 2017
I didn't know how i started checking a friend's text messages.I did the wrong thing checking his sent/received messages which were surposed to be private.what i saw i must share with you all.The message reads;
BABY I WISH YOU SUCCESS IN YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND
I wonder if her new boyfriend was a new job she got.
so i ask if this is the funniest text message you have seen
Education / Uniben Aspirants Discussion Room by GRhymes: 8:49pm On Jun 22, 2017
Am new on nairaland,so this is my first writeup and i need your supports
All uniben aspirants and students, let help ourselves provide informations concerning admission.
You all can ask questions about school fees, school/departmental cutoff marks, the possibility of getting admitted with a particular jamb score into a particular course, change of course/institution forms updates.
He who have an answer to a question can answer, especially uniben students.
Let the questions and answers begin.


here is my question: can one get admitted with the jamb score of 224, civil engineering?

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