Rebuke:
Everyone should go to IRev and log in to check the result in Ekiti. One of the polling units there has an image of a lady in a bathroom as an election result.
Could this be an attack or just some silly mistake by one of the staffs?
Seun and other mods should confirm this and do the needful please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9S9huXL-80

This is terrible. I just checked this out

How can a corp member be trained as *electoral officer* abegii

Britishcoins:
Pls my fellow Nairalanders, I am in confused state of mind right now... I am in my early 30. I am not super rich but I am financially comfortable, at least living in my own apartment and having a business that give me atleast 600k monthly.
I am equally the first son and my parents are late, so I am like the head of the family to my younger ones...
Age is no longer at my side and I have no reason why I am still single.. But there is a problem.
I have plenty female admires.. Even some which was suggested for me through families and friends.. But only 2 of them I will talk abt now

Let me call one of them Judith and the other one IFEOMA.
Judith is from from the same local government with me.. I knew her when she was still in secondary school and I was apprentice then... I don't even know what was called love then.. We only greet like brother and sisters because we are in far away north then.
I have relocated to another state and she too is now undergraduate, studying nursing at uni zik Awka. I normally call her because I was in good term with her mother.. She feel in love with me. But my own fear is that I am not sure if she will understand the language of hardship. She was only Dauther and last born, the family is average comfortable.
The only thing she always rely most is her beauty... She is so beautiful no wonder she just won a beauty queen competition, the sun newspaper even carry the news.. But her beauty is not what attracted me..
Last December I visited her parent with just one of my uncle and they welcomed us very well..
Another issue is that she still have abt 4 years to finish her education.. And I don't want to waste more than 2 years ahead.


Now let me talk abt IFEOMA. She is from Nsukka, very far from my local government.
She is living with her sister here in the same state I am staying...
She is 25 and years and Judith is 22 years.
She is NCE holder.. Based on my findings so far she is good in business and came from a poor family too.. She is equally a virgin, I am very sure of it..
She not too beautiful but have showed her love to me... The problem is that I have no feelings for her.. But I love her hard working..
I am planning to invite Judith to spend some weeks with me to understand her characters.

Pls I don't know how to write more..
Which one should I marry?

Gentleman, I consider this low eptitude but because it's better to ask question than to miss road otherwise I had said you need no one's advice except yours, you are wearing the shoe and knows the best place it pinches.

Before I give my advice, let me inform you that based on the fact that you called Judith beautiful (I personally have something with beautiful damsels) and coupled with providing a sparing info about her; I had just made a concise research about her. Her real name is Sarah. I also went through her interview with sun newspaper..I can also say she is intelligent too. I saw where she said she is in a relationship and I am skeptically sure she was referring to you.

My advice proper go for the best of life. Nursing is far from NCE. Stop looking for hardship, you are a big guy.

My main advice, make your decision without our own opinions. Make ur decision based on what you see on them and where you will best have peace of mind.

Finally, I advise you again you make your choice based on ur personal opinion.
Enjoy.

TRCN
Nawa o

Richy1981:


How does one reach u

Drop ur number, I will call you

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Send me a dm if you would teach in a stem school in Enugu.
There is accommodation Incase you are willing to relocate

If you are in Enugu and will like to teach in a stem school.

Send me a dm

9jaupdate001:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEyWhbQDOI0

What kind of play is this

Linus199:
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Answer is 20

LP

jUeLiZ:
THE 29 SACRED BRO CODES:

1. Don't rape.

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

4. A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

5. A bro should know when to leave.

6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him bro,boss,big man, sir, Mr, etc

7.If the dont like you,free her and date her best friend

8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

10. A bro must not pay for sex.

11. Your bro's ex is your ex.

12. Make money before you make love.

13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

14. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too.

15. A bro must not watch zee world.

16. When money comes out, don't change your woman.

17. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

19. If she say you are her planet, don't forget about other planets.

20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro.

21. Never ever smash your bro's chick.

22. Never feed a horse that you don't ride.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

25. A bro always has a condom in his wallet in case of emergency, nood uitgang.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.


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All very sensibly sensible except the hot water part. Welldone bro

iLegendd:
As long as you won't ask for a picture of my ass, I like you too.

Wahala,
I'm not a promoter of same sex neither do I engage in such.

I indeed like your personality as shown in your write ups...not so alpha, but really alphabetical. You no dey miss lines

iLegendd:
7 Reasons Beautiful Women Love Ugly and Broke Guys Like Us

1. We don't give a f*ck about her
2. We don't fall in love no matter how beautiful she is (this one devastates her)
3. We are great in bed (extremely important)
4. We have a great sense of humor and we make her smile/laugh on command
5. Even though we don't give a f*ck, we are caring and good listeners and at times romantic
6. We are unpredictable and it's fascinating to her
7. We have purposes and dreams in life and this is what takes our attention the most

Attention is expensive. We starve them of it before we give it.

Bonus: We don't look down on ourselves and this may seem like an arrogant trait, but we are the most humble and homely people you'll ever meet. We are good at catching manipulators and turning the table around in our favor.

Oh, lest I forget — we are troublemakers too and they become addicted to the drama and great sex until they can't let go no matter how badly we treat them. It's like drugs.

Someone's girlfriend is currently lying nakéd on my couch as I type, but I have refused to give her what she wants — the Devil's sweet stick.

Off topic.

Please, guys, invest in yourself, in agriculture, in crypto/stock, in your health, and stay focused in 2023.

Yes, also invest in being great in bed and being financially free. E get why.

Finally, vote for Peter Obi, but whoever you vote for, I don't really care. Life goes on and wise men keeps making progress even in bad times with bad leaders.

I like you so much.

Islie:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/11/breaking-nscdc-cg-commanders-wife-kidnapped-in-nasarawa/

I'm somewhat happy with this. They denied me of my well deserved appointment into the service. In 2019, i applied, sat for the exam( I would say I got 100%), passed the exam and was invited for physical verification, i presented everything including my physical self passing all requirements but as corrupt Nigerians in the corridors of authority in this sham country they excluded me during invitation for appointment letter...my only hope and last chance. God will punish them all

Gabless:
I am 28 years old, a graduate of one of the university in South West. I work as a contract staff in a bank.

I met this guy about a year ago through my best female friend, and the journey started. I took him to my parents and he also took me to his parents too, and the wedding preparation started.

We were suppose to do family introduction but my parents says there is no need considering some logistic reasons. Although my mum has her reservation concerning him. But since my father has no objection I think am good to go.

He has sent money for some preparation since he is not residing in Lagos. The problem started after I went to idumota with my aunt to buy our engagement clothes. It was my aunt that drove me to the market. When we returned, my fiance called me, we talked for some times, but he couldn't appreciate my aunt for her kind gesture. Although my aunt didn't say anything that day but she wasn't happy. My dad also complained that he has been rude to him. The same goes with my mum.

The last straw that broke the Carmels back was when he was arguing with my aunt over the phone. He did not know I was in my aunt's house that particular day. I wasn't happy at all, thinking that if he would not regard my parents how would he treat me after marriage.

So I confronted him the second day over the phone, telling him that I'm not happy about the way my parents where complaining about him, and that attitude of him is creating fear in me. Instead for him to be a little remoseful and even call those people and apologize, he was arguing with me, still in my aunt's house.

So I told him, maybe we should put the preparation on hold thinking he would at least try and apologize to them. He just said, is that what you want and ended the call.

Everyone was surprised. He didn't call back it was his mum that called my mum, she didn't even persuade them to stop me from taking such step, and the guy too didn't call me for like too weeks until when I called him and he said he wasn't interested in the marriage again.

Actually, I wasn't happy and I have been downcasted since then, but on the other hand, May l ask this question does this guy really loves me?. Is he really mature enough for marriage. Is it all my fault? Please don't insult or abuse me. I just want to know if it's all my fault.

That guy is very innocent. He saw doom and simply accepted what you and your people are already craving for..to quit the wedding.
Those part where you wrote *your mum has some reservation about him* * he argue* he didnt even apologise* * his mum didnt persuade.
All these speak volume...please leave that innocent young man if you dont love him

iLegendd:
The skill won't only help you with women, but marketing too and making sales depending on how you apply it. It's actually a form of copywriting.

Google what copywriting is if you don't know about it yet. So, it's all about getting into the mind of the person you're having a conversation with and make him or her like you or your product. With it, you'll make lots of money in business.

I'm only explaining it in regards to dating and getting a woman just to get men's attention to learn the skill.

Oh! Really! Well its a good notch for your marketing as i'm also aware men in high percentage are moved more in kpekus matters.. your other teachings may interest me not shinanigan

Lolz, i wonder what will make a full man like me to waste my time in learning how to chat-lure a bae i wanna straff. Its so easy all them here disguisely need a dick everyday..just a man up face, she is in

Beer(hero), data, bae's transport, food

Jennifer663:
I get your point ma but...
He's not begging anyone to work for him

You spat my ass today. You had always been learned and informed in your judgements but i wonder why you were so hasty on this one

Moh247:
Funny how they converged at the tunnel built by chief Chimaroka nnamani yet go on his page to insult him for no reason

Nonsense talk,
with his money or Enugu governments money?

Yeye people everywhere

Drop ur digits, lets talk on watsapp

This is similar to my present "outfit" but the difference is that: I had kept on encouraging her in all facets of life; I lets her know at all time how uncommon her uniqueness is in existence; I keep on celebrating her all time; whenever I must keep away from her I talk her into acceptance( she is also 18 and yields to guided persuasion)

OP pls let that girl grow with you, you already accepted to dategrow with her.
Don't loose her or let her perish
You will be very happy you did
Stop your fake ego, you are not any special, trust me. But you are still unique I know
When she is old enough, you guys can know whether you are compartible or not
She will be glad you held her hand to grow even if you don't partner for life.
I don't know how to write or proof to you you must not disappoint that girl but pls be a good gentleman