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Webmasters / Re: How Much Would It Cost To Build A Forum Like Nairaland? by guyX(m): 9:13pm On Sep 04, 2018
JackBizzle:
Dear programmers and web designers

I am just being curious. How much would it cost if someone wanted you to build a forum like nairaland for them.

I ask this because most web designers in Nigeria would rather point you to forum templates which are not simple for the user to navigate as Nairaland is.

Yes, a forum that has a similar functionality and look as nairaland?

I hope I was able to get to you early enough. I feel like I was sent to help you.

You can create a forum better than nairaland on wix.com

And you don't even have to be intelligent. It's just like setting up a Facebook account. Drag and drop.

And it will cost you less than 40k. Hosting, domain all included.

Wix.com is owned by an Israeli. So it's not mine. Months ago I was in your shoe. I am paying it forward.
Investment / Whatsapp Bitcoin Market by guyX(m): 9:19am On Dec 29, 2016
Join our WhatsApp market for Bitcoin.
Buy and sell Bitcoin.

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Do the needful and you'll be added
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Investment / Re: Double Your Bitcoin In 1 Week by guyX(m): 10:53pm On Dec 27, 2016
tmanis:
OP, mule!
You can at least chat with me, detective Mule.
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Investment / Re: Join In PAID ROCKET It's Cheaper Than Ultimate Cycler by guyX(m): 6:56pm On Dec 05, 2016
If you are having Poseidon issue and have not been able to upgrade, contact me.
So I can reregister and you. And this time there will be no Poseidon.

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Investment / Re: MMM Pays by guyX(m): 3:21pm On Oct 21, 2016
shegsky:


I guess been self centered is causing people to have issues regarding mmm. if most people have a referral and a guider. They won't have all these issues. These is the result of not having a guider. They registered on there own and they should be ready to face the music when it arises.
my brother that's the honest truth.
some people don't want others to make money for referring them
Investment / Re: MMM Pays by guyX(m): 12:05pm On Oct 18, 2016
Damolux01:
Hi guys...Learnt MMM pays $20 to $50 sign up bonus...How much do have to PH to get the $50?

click this link to get into an MM.M WhatsApp group so you can get informed in not just your current question but on every other question.

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Investment / Re: MMM Pays by guyX(m): 11:02am On Oct 18, 2016
faith123456:
But what can I do? I requested to get help,and the person that was matched to me uploaded a fake screenshot without payment, I called him and his guider but all to no avail, I wrote to support with my stamped statement of account, yet no response from them, this is going to two weeks now, am confused, is that how my money would just go? 185k for that matter. Plz what can I do?
whatsapp this number so I can add you to a group that might help solve that issue
07033528315
Investment / Re: MMM Pays by guyX(m): 11:01am On Oct 18, 2016
nellybenn:


The best post ever and is even motivating me. Please am not a member of mmm yet but I will like you to guard me up cause I want to register under you. Thanks

whatsapp this number so I can add you to an MM.M WhatsApp group on 07033528315
or click this link to add yourself to the group

https:///JojLyvjhILf62kSV7PTtJ5
Investment / Re: MMM Pays by guyX(m): 10:58am On Oct 18, 2016
amordi:
Click on the topic, on your first post in the topic, click on MODIFY and make the necessary changes....
one can't modify the name of the thread. it's like you've never created a thread nairaland.
Investment / Re: MMM Pays by guyX(m): 9:03pm On Oct 17, 2016
amordi:
You still dont understand the meaning of this your post. For goodness sake , pls change the Topic or you ask for help. You actually deserve all the insults and more if you refuse to change it...Be guided!!!
I really do not know how to change thread's topic or I would have changed it
Religion / For Those Who Believe Catholics Don't Read The Bible. by guyX(m): 10:04am On Oct 17, 2016
This is for those who say that the Catholic Church does not read the Bible.
Here is the holy Mass qouting the Bible word for word.





The Introductory Rites of the Mass

Priest: In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit (cf. Mt. 28:19).

Congregation: Amen (cf. 1 Chr. 16:36).

Greeting by Priest

[Form A] The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ and the Love of God and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you all (cf. 2 Cor.13:13).

[Form B] The grace and peace of God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ be with you (cf. 1 Pet. 1:3).

[Form C] The Lord be with you (cf. Ruth 2:4).

Penitential Rite

Priest and Congregation: I confess to almighty God, and to you, my brothers and sisters, that I have sinned through my own fault (cf. James 5:16) in my thoughts and in my words (Rom. 12:16; James 3:6) in what I have done, and in what I have failed to do; (James 4:17) and I ask Blessed Mary, ever virgin, all the angels and saints, and you, my brothers and sisters, to pray for me to the Lord our God (cf. 1 Thess. 5:25).

Priest: May almighty God have mercy on us, forgive our sins, and bring us to everlasting life (cf. 1 Jn. 1:9).

Priest and Congregation: Lord have mercy. Christ have mercy. Lord have mercy (cf. Tob. 8:4; 1 Tim. 1:2).

Gloria

Priest and Congregation: Glory to God in the highest, and peace to his people on earth (cf. Lk. 2:14). Lord God, heavenly King, almighty God and Father, (Rev. 19:6) we worship you (Rev. 22:9), we give you thanks (Eph. 5:20), we praise you for your glory (Rev. 7:12). Lord Jesus Christ, only Son of the Father (2 Jn. 3), Lord God, Lamb of God, you take away the sin of the world: have mercy on us (cf. Jn. 1:29); you are seated at the right hand of the Father: receive our prayer (Rom. 8:34). For you alone are the Holy One (cf. Lk. 4:34), you alone are the Lord (Rev. 15:4), you alone are the most High, Jesus Christ (Lk. 1:32), with the Holy Spirit, in the glory of God the Father. Amen (cf. Jn. 14:26).

Profession of Faith

Priest and Congregation: We believe in God, the Father, Almighty, maker of heaven and earth (cf. Gen. 14:19), of all that is seen and unseen (Col. 1:16). We believe in one Lord, Jesus Christ, the only Son of God, eternally begotten of the Father (Lk. 1:35), God from God, Light from Light, true God from true God, begotten, not made, one in Being with the Father (Heb. 1:3). Through him all things were made (Jn. 1:1-4). For us men and for our salvation he came down from heaven (cf. Jn. 3:13): by the power of the Holy Spirit he was born of the Virgin Mary, and became man (cf. Mt. 1:18). For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate (Jn. 19:16); he suffered, died, and was buried. On the third day he rose again in fulfillment of the Scriptures (cf. 1 Cor. 15:3); he ascended into heaven (cf. Lk. 24:51) and is seated at the right hand of the Father (cf. Col. 3:1). He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead (cf. 2 Tim. 4:1), and his kingdom will have no end (Lk. 1:33). We believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of Life (Acts 2:17), who proceeds from the Father and the Son. With the Father and the Son he is worshiped and glorified (Jn. 14:16). He has spoken through the Prophets (1 Pet. 1:10-11). We believe in one holy catholic and apostolic Church (cf. Rom. 12:5). We acknowledge one baptism for the forgiveness of sins (Acts 2:38). We look for the resurrection of the dead, and the life of the world to come. Amen (cf. Rom. 6:5).

Liturgy of the Eucharist

Priest: Blessed are you, Lord, God of all creation. Through your goodness we have this bread to offer, which earth has given and human hands have made (cf. Qo 3:13). It will become for us the bread of life (cf. Jn. 6:35). Blessed are you, Lord, God of all creation. Through your goodness we have this wine to offer, fruit of the vine and work of human hands. It will become our spiritual drink (cf. Lk. 22:17-18).

Congregation: Blessed be God forever (cf. Ps. 68:36).

Priest: Pray, brethren, that our sacrifice may be acceptable to God, the almighty Father (cf. Heb. 12:28).

Congregation: May the Lord accept this sacrifice at your hands for the praise and glory of his name, for our good and the good of all his Church (cf. Ps. 50:23).

Eucharistic Prayer

Priest: Lift up your hearts.

Congregation: We lift them up to the Lord (Lam. 3:41).

Priest: Let us give thanks to the Lord our God (Col. 3:17).

Congregation: It is right to give him thanks and praise (Col. 1:3).

Preface Acclamation

Priest and Congregation: Holy, holy, holy, Lord, God of power and might, heaven and earth are full of your glory. Hosanna in the highest. Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord. Hosanna in the highest (cf. Is. 6:3; Mk. 12:9-10).

Eucharistic Prayer I

We come to you, Father, with praise and thanksgiving, through Jesus Christ your Son (cf. Eph. 5:20). Through him we ask you to accept and bless these gifts we offer in you in sacrifice (cf. 2 Macc. 1:26). We offer them for your holy Catholic Church, watch over it, Lord, and guide it; grant it peace and unity throughout the world. We offer them for N. our pope, for N. our bishop, and for all who hold and teach the Catholic faith that comes to us from the apostles (cf. Jn. 17:21; Acts 2:42).

Remember, Lord, your people, especially those for whom we now pray, N. and N. Remember all of us gathered here before you. You know how firmly we believe in you and dedicate ourselves to you. We offer you this sacrifice of praise for ourselves and those who are dear to us. We pray to you, our living and true God, for our well-being and redemption (cf. Ps. 106:4; Heb. 13:15).

In union with the whole Church, we honor Mary, the ever-virgin mother of Jesus Christ our Lord and God. We honor Joseph, her husband, the apostles and martyrs, Peter and Paul, Andrew…and all the saints. May their merits and prayers gain us your constant help and protection (cf. Mt. 1:2-16; Lk. 16:9; 1 Cor. 12:12, 20f; Rev. 5:cool.

Father, accept this offering from your whole family. Grant us your peace in this life, save us from final damnation, and count us among those you have chosen (cf. Col. 1:11).

Bless and approve our offering; make it acceptable to you, an offering in spirit and in truth (Jn. 4:24).

Let it become for us the body and blood of Jesus Christ, your only Son, our Lord.

The day before he suffered he took bread in his sacred hands and looking up to heaven, to you, his almighty Father, he gave you thanks and praise. He broke the bread, gave it to his disciples, and said: Take this, all of you, and eat it: this is my body which will be given up for you (cf. Mt. 26:26-28).

When supper was ended, he took the cup. Again he gave you thanks and praise, gave the cup to his disciples, and said: Take this, all of you, and drink from it: this is the cup of my blood, the blood of the new and everlasting covenant. It will be shed for you and for all so that sins may be forgiven. Do this in memory of me (Mt. 26:26-28).

Let us proclaim the mystery of faith (cf. 1 Tim. 3:16):

Christ has died, Christ is risen, Christ will come again (cf. 1 Cor. 15:3-5).

Father, we celebrate the memory of Christ, your Son. We, your people and your ministers, recall his passion, his resurrection from the dead, and his ascension into glory; and from the many gifts you have given us we offer to you, God of glory and majesty, (cf. 1 Pet. 1:18-21) this holy and perfect sacrifice (Heb. 9:13-14): the bread of life and the cup of eternal salvation (Jn. 6:54).

Look with favor on these offerings and accept them as once you accepted the gifts of your servant Abel (Gen. 4:4), the sacrifice of Abraham, our father in faith (Gen. 22:12), and the bread and wine offered by your priest Melchisedech (Gen. 14:18).

Almighty God, we pray that your angel may take this sacrifice to your altar in heaven (cf. Rev. 8:3-4). Then, as we receive from this altar the sacred body and blood of your Son, let us be filled with every grace and blessing (cf. Eph. 1:3).

Remember, Lord, those who have died and have gone before us marked with the sign of faith, especially those for whom we now pray, N. and N. May these, and all who sleep in Christ, find in your presence light, happiness, and peace (cf. 1 Thess. 4:13, 14).

For ourselves, too, we ask some share in the fellowship of your apostles and martyrs, with John the Baptist, Stephen, Matthias, Barnabas…Felicity, Perpetua, Agatha… and all the saints (cf. Col. 1:12).

Though we are sinners, we trust in your mercy and love. Do not consider what we truly deserve, but grant us your forgiveness (cf. Ps. 25:7).

Through him you give us all these gifts. You fill them with life and goodness, you bless them and make them holy (Ps. 104:27-28).

*The following Eucharistic prayers find their expressions in the following Scripture passages:

Eucharistic Prayer II (cf. 2 Macc. 14:36; Phil. 2:8; Jn. 10:17-18; Mk. 14:22-25; Heb. 2:14-15; Jn. 6:51; 1 Cor. 10:17; 2 Macc. 12:45-46; 2 Thess. 1:4-5)

Eucharistic Prayer III (cf. Tob. 8:5; Jn. 1:3; Ps. 113:3; Lk. 22:19-20; 1 Cor. 11:26; Mk. 13:33; 2 Cor. 5:19; Eph. 4:3; Eph. 5: 25-27; Jn. 17:22, 23; Col. 1:4-5)

Eucharist Prayer IV (cf. Gen. 1:26; Is. 55:6; 55:3; Gal. 4:4-5; Heb. 4:15; Lk. 4:18; 1 Cor. 15:54-57; Jn. 14:16; Heb. 9:15; Jn. 13:1; 1 Cor. 11:23-25; Jn. 4:42; 1 Pet. 3:18, 19; Eph. 1:19-20; Mt. 25:31; 1 Cor. 12:12, 27; Acts 10:35; Rom. 8:20-21)

Doxology

Priest: Through him, with him, in him, in the unity of the Holy Spirit, all glory and honor is yours, almighty Father, for ever and ever.

Amen (cf. Rom. 11:36).

Communion Rite

Priest and Congregation: “Our Father” (cf. Mt. 6:9-13).

Priest: Deliver us, Lord, from every evil, and grant us peace in our day. In your mercy keep us free from sin and protect us from all anxiety as we wait in joyful hope for the coming of our Savior Jesus Christ (Jn. 17:15).

Congregation: For the kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours, now and for ever.

Priest: Lord Jesus Christ, you said to your apostles: I leave you peace, my peace I give you. Look not on our sins, but on the faith of your Church, and grant us the peace and unity of your kingdom where you live and reign for ever and ever (Jn. 14:27). The peace of the Lord be with you always (cf. Jn. 20:19).

Breaking of the Host

Priest and Congregation: Lamb of God, you take away the sins of the world, have mercy on us…. Lamb of God, you take away the sins of the world, grant us peace (cf. Jn. 1:29).

Communion

Priest: This is the Lamb of God who takes away the sins of the world. Happy are those who are called to his supper (Rev. 19:9).

Priest and Congregation: Lord, I am not worthy to receive you, but only say the word and I shall be healed (cf. Mt. 8:cool.

Dismissal

Priest: The Lord be with you.

Congregation: And also with you (cf. Ruth 2:4).

Priest: May almighty God bless you, the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit (cf. Lk. 24:51). Go in the peace of Christ (cf. Lk. 7:50; 2 Chron. 35:3).

Congregation: Thanks be to God (cf. 2 Cor. 9:15).

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Phones / Re: Blackberry Q10 For Sale - 30,000naira Only by guyX(m): 3:02am On Oct 16, 2016
Mistermamus:
Diz phone suppose be 16k nw

Samsung Galaxy Mega 22k.
In warri.
Contact me if interested
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Investment / Re: MMM Pays by guyX(m): 2:37am On Oct 16, 2016
jades5050:
well guyx just want to gain your attention any way and see what we are to post about mmm , people like guyx are many online posting foolishness online and beside if you may fined out people who post rubbish like this are getting paid into their bank account in mmm and they are still participating in mmm but they just like posting rubbish so that they can confuse other not to being into what they are into so that others may not be rich like them well GOD will punish every evil person like guyx that like to mislead people on there way am a participant in mmm and i 'm getting my payment at due time so long live mmm ! long live mmm !! long live mmm !!!
Duly noted!
I'll set an alarm for the day you'll grow up.
Wait a minute?! It's never happening!
Investment / Re: MMM Pays by guyX(m): 2:32am On Oct 16, 2016
amordi:
Na you be MUMU here because u failed to change the topic after you hurriedly made obnoxious comment about MMM... Guys for a professional advise on how to register or run MMM... kindly whatsapp me on - 07038323608
I bet if you saw me in real life you would greet me but I blame the internet.
I'm not going to dignify your insult with an insult.
Investment / Re: MMM Pays by guyX(m): 12:37pm On Oct 15, 2016
intbizoil:
why not modify your silly topic to reflect realities on ground
Modified
Education / Re: Crack The This Code And Get Paid 500 Naira Recharge Card by guyX(m): 10:43am On Oct 15, 2016
Doublejoy411:
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Education / Crack The This Code And Get Paid 500 Naira Recharge Card by guyX(m): 6:25pm On Oct 14, 2016
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Investment / Re: MMM Pays by guyX(m): 7:19pm On Oct 12, 2016
hopeforcharles:

Must u bring ur mumuness to Nairaland?
I was trying to see if they will block me. I thought they said never mention M.MM.

The thing dey pay like say tomorrow no dey.
grin
Anybody wey follow wetin I talk Na mumu.
Phones / Help! My Samsung Galaxy Mega Only Shows Edge by guyX(m): 7:12pm On Oct 12, 2016
If I change it to 3G the network will vanish.
I'm tired.
Please someone should profer solutions
Investment / MMM Pays by guyX(m): 3:28pm On Sep 30, 2016
grin grin angry grin grin grin grin grin cheesy grin cheesy cheesy shocked shocked

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Phones / Re: Tips: How To Detect Hidden Cameras In A Room Using Your Smartphone by guyX(m): 1:06am On Jul 27, 2016
hmm
Phones / How To Create An Ebook On Your Android Phone(.epub) by guyX(m): 2:10am On Jul 26, 2016
Requirements:
Microsoft office app (download here)
eBook converter app (download here)
Epub reader app (download here)
An active data subscription

Steps
1. Write whatever text you want write
2. Save it as the format you wish.
3. Open your ebook converter app
4. Locate where you saved the file using the plus button
5. Select the file
6. Slide right to convert
7. Click on 'select format' and select epub
8. Click on convert
9. Check your downloads by sliding right again.
10. Click on the download and it will be opened by the epub reader you downloaded.
That's all.

If you loved the tutorial, please comment in the comment section.

The apps are downloadable here: http://techconzults..nl/2016/07/how-to-create-ebook-on-your-android.html?m=1
Romance / Re: My Ex Who Is Married Is On My Neck. Advice Pls [screen Shots] by guyX(m): 4:59pm On Jul 17, 2015
Engrpj:
she has been on my neck. for long thinking she will give up...but she won't....
what do I do pls??
Chai! You people are desecrating Facebook messenger with your chat. grin










My advice, just leave her and her konji oh. No good thing can issue out from those groins.



Remember, what goes around comes around. undecided
Politics / Re: US: We’ll Compel Nigeria To Accept Same-sex Marriage by guyX(m): 2:51pm On Jul 15, 2015
HungerBAD:
The first time i saw two men kissing was in London, specifically at the St James's Park on a cool summer day many years ago. I still remember the shock and revulsion i felt.

I stood transfixed, staring at them for about 5 Minutes and was just turning my head around like AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING this,and then it hit me, i was no longer in Africa and even if i had been living in the US, i was yet to see two men kiss. It was a cultural shock for me to see two men make out.

I hated gays.

Then one day in Church, at a bible study. Somebody asked the pastor that if the Church preaches a lot of things about repentance and acceptance,why then do they still find it hard to accept gays?the pastor's reply was an eye opener.

And then it hit me. Why do i exactly hate gays?they don't bother me, they sleep with each other,they marry each other,they pay their own bills,i don't even know them.

As i grow older, i have learned to be very tolerant of others. I have also learned to mind my business with how others handle their lives, that is why i do not judge married women/men when they cheat in their marriages, i am not in their marriage so don't know what lead to the infidelity.

While i do have my personal reservation about the gay thing, i have come to accept the fact that my feelings will not stop people from being gays, or stop them from loving each other. i have also come to accept the fact that no matter what, there will be others that will have sexual orientation that is different from mine.

In Nigeria, there have been instances where men have been caught making love to goats and chickens. Nairaland even carried some of those pictures.

So what am i saying?people should let other people live their lives the way they deem it fit. what you cannot correct, leave alone.



First you were shocked.


Later you were indifferent

In the not so distant future you or your child will become gay.

That's a curve you created not me.

The devil is dancing shoki in your brain grin

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Broadcasting Commission Finally Bans Radio Biafra by guyX(m): 12:04pm On Jul 15, 2015
Just observing tinz.

By the way, how can they ever jam the signal when corruption no go allow them buy better equipment.

Corruption will be Nigeria's undoing if Biafra were to go to war.

There was not much corruption the first time (civil war).

Anyhu, I was born a Biafran.

Just like Buhari was born a mallam.

Blood is thicker than water.

Any Igboman or SS Or SE person that does not support the Biafran struggle is a fool.

They gave rights to paedophiles.

Will get ours by force.

Even when Boko boys were being bombarded under Jonathan's command Mr. Buhari empathized with the boko boys.

So you see, even Buhari believes blood is thicker than water and that is why he is taking it slow to flush boko boys.

I don't support violence.
I don't support discrimination.
I don't support carnage
I don't support genocide
I do support the Biafran struggle
I don't believe in naija.
I believe in Biafra.
One love unless you hate Biafra and her struggle! grin wink

Hope I'll be safe after this comment lipsrsealed embarassed

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs And Their Loose Translations ... by guyX(m): 7:41pm On Jul 11, 2015

Phones / Re: How To Keep Your Samsung S3 On 3G Or Edge Constant by guyX(m): 3:55pm On Jul 07, 2015
Joejonah:




I have same problem before now, but have resolved it.
The issue now it that my flash share and xender can't create connection. Any time I try to do that it always request I switch on mobile data.




And secondly my mobile Hotspot won't switch on too.
You need to have your phone rooted for starters.
Your hotspot and Wi-Fi is linked to AT & T sim card. That's why it says insert sim.

Mine does that too but when I turn on xender, it(hotspot and WiFi) turns on.

Google XDA-developers forum and the issue.
Romance / Re: How To Know A Virgin Guy by guyX(m): 8:05am On Jul 07, 2015
misssclassy:


I can discuss anything with my elder brother. I mean anything.

We are very very close. And we are also within the same age bracket so.
Hmm.
I smell incest oh.
Phones / Re: How To Keep Your Samsung S3 On 3G Or Edge Constant by guyX(m): 8:33pm On Jul 06, 2015

Phones / Re: How To Keep Your Samsung S3 On 3G Or Edge Constant by guyX(m): 8:31pm On Jul 06, 2015

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