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Education / Re: Photo: See How A Mathematician Proved 0 Divided By 0 Equals 2 by guyX(m): 11:31am On May 10, 2015
jonaji:
Very Creative I tell you.... So students in the house.... You can use it to challenge ur teachers grin grin grin
you failed at the second to last step.
BODMAS
BRACKET OFF DIVISION MULTIPLICATION ADDITION SUBTRACTION.
You divided before removing the bracket.
you are trying to prove it wrong, but got proved wrong.
Food / Re: PHOTOS: A Young South-african Lady Display Her Nigerian Cooking Experience. by guyX(m): 6:54am On May 07, 2015
Cherlene:

Thank You. My motivation is: -To be able to cook a variety of Nigerian food - Experience new tastes and food ingredients - To be capable to cook for my partner[Nigerian-yet to be] Cherlene
that guy will love you even more oh. chai! my stomach is rumbling! #turns to his wife. #nkechi my wife, come see wetin ur mate dy cook oh
Romance / Re: 10 Dating Commandments For Ladies by guyX(m): 6:07am On May 07, 2015
Dotwillis1:
lol is it bad to apologize to a girl?
yes it is.
it will show that you're emotionally inferior to her.
Romance / Re: Do You Ladies Ever Wished To Get Married To Virgin Males ? by guyX(m): 8:13am On May 02, 2015
for me as a virgin guy(not ashamed of it), I don't care if a lady is a virgin or not. I care more about the purity of her heart.
'Cause a healthy relationship doesn't end on the bed.
What type of man is he outside the bed?
Are you looking forward to getting married to a dog or a man who has self control all this time waiting for you, only for you to say otherwise?
wow!
Everyone can be experienced in bed but not everyone can have self control.
Romance / Re: Do You Ladies Ever Wished To Get Married To Virgin Males ? by guyX(m): 8:13am On May 02, 2015
Romance / Re: Do You Ladies Ever Wished To Get Married To Virgin Males ? by guyX(m): 7:56am On May 02, 2015
most of these girls you see here have perverted fancies of having co.itus with a virgin.
Tell girl wey know what's up say you be virgin she go rush disvirgin ur life.
we know them. so I laff when say no!!!
Romance / Re: 10 Dating Commandments For Ladies by guyX(m): 7:36am On May 02, 2015
thou shall not apologize to a girl!

thou shall not make a big deal out of dating!

thou shall not chyke a girl TWICE!

thou shall have to double date, triple date or quadruple date as the case may be, to distract your mind from the one you love!

thou shall not call a girl after 3am (nothing good happens after 3am).
Politics / Re: Jonathan's 5 Horrible Acts Since Losing The Presidential Election by guyX(m): 10:41pm On Apr 30, 2015
jeeqaa7:
Jonathan is threading a dangerous path! Remain a gentle man and let posterity fight for you.. You are trying to heat up the polity and make the nation ungovernable when you leave .. What ever dime you and your cohorts steal... U will surely pay back...
















In other news
HEADLINES IN NATIONAL DAILIES IN 2019
** Buhari refuses to run for 2nd term
Pledges support for osibanjo and okorocha candidacy
**Jonathan sentenced to 40 years in prison with hard labour.

**Tompolo Captured with gunshot wounds.

**Asari arrested along Seme Boarder.

**City People Magazine acquires AIT

**Diezeani's confession too late as court sentenced her to 100 years in prison for corruption.

**Bode George repatriated from Columbia admitted he splitted contracts..

**$20B fully recovered as Buhari
commissioned Second Niger Bridge.

**Buhari commissioned Lagos Kano Light Rail

**No more pension Fraud in Nigeria, Financial Times insist.

**Nigeria daily stolen crude oil reduced to 1 barrel per day ...experts describe it as one man one matchet!

**Mama Taraba reclaims mandate as Supreme Court sacks PDP in Taraba

**More Chibok Girls recovered as UN
corroborated Nigeria's claim of total demolition of boko haram.

**$1 now N2.20K Diesel now stands at N15 a litre....Petrol N10 and kerosene N5 as Buhari commissions Nigeria's 9th Refinery.

**Kasahmu in Texas Prisons says I miss Nigeria.

**Osinbajo congratulates Nigeria on second anniversary of 24hrs a day power supply.

**Dakuku now Rivers State Governor as Wike flee to Cameroon.

**10 Nigerian Universities among World's best 20 Universities...

***Babangida Aliyu Talban Minna jailed 60 years in prison with hard labour as court confisticate all his assets.

*** Ibrahim Babangida, Olusegun Obasanjo returned 25 Billion dollars to government to avoid prosecution.
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Tinubu nabbed in NY.. Tried and jailed


"Nigeria has the best human rights record.."-
ICC.

Like if you believe
Share if you don't believe
dream on. pls don't wake up.
it's going well so far.
Politics / Re: ‘boko Haram In Zimbabwe En Route South Africa’ by guyX(m): 9:01am On Apr 30, 2015
emmyrichie:
grin grin This is so f*cking hilarious... They kill Nigerians, yet they fight for or protect the people whom they have been tormenting...

This more than an irony.

Please somebody should suggest a perfect adjective to qualify this move. grin

Or they re suffering from the syndrome of "na only us go fit kill them".

Technically, they re jealous of South African killing the people meant for them alone.
lol.
comedians full nairaland oh.
this thread suppose they comedy section.

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Politics / Re: ‘boko Haram In Zimbabwe En Route South Africa’ by guyX(m): 8:53am On Apr 30, 2015
Rxpetite:
hehehehehe
it doesn't matter how this turns out. I see a win-win situation.
If south Africans kill boko boys, we shall thank them profoundly. We might even go as far as to forgive them for their backstabbing grin

If boko pigs kill the xenophobes, well, we might be gracious enough to sentence all the boko pigs in our custody to life imprisonment instead of death by the electric chair...................................................................and then think about considering having intention of partially forgiving south africa.
you're a selective psychopath.
*joking oh.
you funny die.
Politics / Re: ‘boko Haram In Zimbabwe En Route South Africa’ by guyX(m): 8:51am On Apr 30, 2015
efilefun:
After been given ultimatum by GMB and the bloody nose treatment... They looking for somewhere else to relocate to. So sorry the Zulu king welcomed them with open arms

Well now it's Zulu vs Boko haram
hahaha. chai!
finally oh.
Crime / Re: Man, 31 Sexually Assaults Boy, 11 In Lagos by guyX(m): 4:37pm On Apr 29, 2015
ok
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Flaunts Allegiance With Biafran Struggle by guyX(m): 4:23pm On Apr 27, 2015
newmuzik:
We have become too deep to segregate. I believe with the older generation phasing out, the ugly tribal factor will phase out as well...
I dy laff.
make I hear.
Politics / Re: Ojukwu Granting A Press Conference- Picture by guyX(m): 6:14pm On Apr 21, 2015
Ikengawo:
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2333079_img20150421wa0000_jpeg20a638efb0750973b8739c56161885a2
[size=40pt]GANGSTA[/size]
There was no black man at Ojukwu's conference.
And gentlemen cross their legs.
I guess you were not taught that at the night school you went to.

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by guyX(m): 4:30am On Apr 21, 2015
gj22:


Well, it's actually Cersei.
And khaleesi.
talk about the hunter being hunted.
lol. thanks bro.
TV/Movies / Re: The Messengers Discourse Thread by guyX(m): 4:28am On Apr 21, 2015
Ultimatesammie:

The 1st episode was quite good for me.
ya. it was.
TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by guyX(m): 7:53pm On Apr 20, 2015
naijainfogalery:
The best Season Film Ever "Game of Thrones" My favourite character Tyrion Lanister. That dude always crack me up with his tricks.

The people i always look forward to is :
Tyrion Lanister
Lord Baylish (i hope i got the spelling)
Queen Sessi (i dont like her though but she is a good player which makes me always looking forward to seeing her)
Aaya (Ned Starks daughter)
Mother of Dragon(Kalhesi) Cant wait to see those dragon burning down Jophrey (The bastard King) i love their lineage (Mad King to the Drunk King and now the bastard King)

My favourite quote is when Tyrion lanister met John Snow during the feast when King Robert came to Winterfell
Tyrion - Your uncle is in the Nightswatch, ive always wanted to see the wall
John Snow - You are Tyrion lanister the Queens brother
Tyrion Lanister - My Greatest Accomplishment, And you? You are Ned Starks bastard arent you?
John Snow (started walking away)
Tyrion lanister - Sorry if i offend you, You are the bastard though, Never forget what you and the whole world will not, wear it like an armour and it can never be used to hurt you
John Snow- What the Hell do you know about being a bastard
Tyrion Lanister - All dwarfs are bastards in their fathers eye

If you havent seen this movie, Aaaaaaaw sorry you are missing not forgetting the fact that its full of Romance, back Stabbing and its epic nature.
To correct some mistakes with the names.
it's Arya stark and it's cerci. thanks
it's Jon snow not john snow.
it's also Khalesi.

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TV/Movies / The Messengers Discourse Thread by guyX(m): 7:40pm On Apr 20, 2015
It's a really interesting series about people who were choosen to defend the earth.
You go watch it.
It's in its first season and it's pilot is the only episode out yet.
Majorally for those who likes to start when a season starts.
Politics / Re: Barcanista, Buhari's Social Program; More Of A Possibility by guyX(m): 7:28pm On Apr 20, 2015
mashnino:


hahaha.... i knw you na..

shey ur name na guyx?..

na me just quote u nw nw
lol. chai u no well oh.
why i asked is 'cause I read geology in school.
and since you mentioned 'mining', thought you knew me.

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Politics / Re: Barcanista, Buhari's Social Program; More Of A Possibility by guyX(m): 5:14pm On Apr 20, 2015
mashnino:


Go find work...

wen he starts reviving the mining industry and other sectors..

make sure you put ur ears down to listen for employment..

you will get employed by GOD's grace
you sounded like you know me.
Education / Re: Important Notice For JAMB Change Of Course/institution Candidates by guyX(m): 5:09pm On Apr 20, 2015
Chidinho10:
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chai, no so to buy space dy sweet you.
lol.
Education / Re: Important Notice For JAMB Change Of Course/institution Candidates by guyX(m): 5:07pm On Apr 20, 2015
whistling
Politics / Re: 3 Major Nigerian Problems Buhari Should Tackle - Dangote by guyX(m): 5:06pm On Apr 20, 2015
Atmmachine:



Modify your post let me see

Buhari is just a foolish man
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Politics / Re: Xenophobia: Nigeria Gives South Africa 24hours Ultimatum. Threatens Action by guyX(m): 4:50pm On Apr 20, 2015
@ sirshymexx and beambola
please you guys should take your flirting elsewhere.
Dude just ask her out if you're interested and stop insulting her to get noticed.
it's childish fighting with a lady in a public domain.
My apologies my lady that was quoted and slighted.

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Politics / Re: Xenophobia: Nigeria Gives South Africa 24hours Ultimatum. Threatens Action by guyX(m): 4:48pm On Apr 20, 2015
EUROBOMBER:


Leave Shymexx alone even though you didn't understand his post. No need trying to engage him in 'roforofo' work.
Politics / Re: Barcanista, Buhari's Social Program; More Of A Possibility by guyX(m): 4:36pm On Apr 20, 2015
So nothing for the unemployed.
Politics / Re: Buhari Welcomes Steps Taken By Jonathan On South Africa’s Xenophobic Attacks by guyX(m): 10:29am On Apr 19, 2015
ozoigbondu:
lf one Nigerian dies then it is Shoprite tinxs on my mind****who get fuel for here and matches soft bread dey hungry me**** angry
Guy abeg remember to call wen una wan go oh. I dey like DAT kind thing well well. lol
Politics / Re: Lagos Tops Nigeria's Most Indepted States (see Full List) by guyX(m): 8:53am On Apr 18, 2015
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whatsapp me on 07033528315
location: warri and awka.
Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Toolz & Her Man Tunde Step Out In Style by guyX(m): 8:43am On Apr 18, 2015
tecno h5 for sale
whatsapp me on 07033528315
location: warri and awka.

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