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Programming / Re: Patience Jonathan Has A Mobile Game/app ! Thats Right by guyX(m): 7:44am On Jan 15, 2015 |
iykofias:Here's that lightening bolt I promised you! I hope it strikes some sense into you. |
Romance / Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by guyX(m): 7:41am On Jan 15, 2015 |
mirexxx:Really? And how is that any funny? |
Politics / Re: Buhari & Other APC Leaders With Archbishop Of Owerri (Photo) by guyX(m): 12:03am On Jan 15, 2015 |
chimere66:He's referred to as His Grace not His Lordship |
Romance / Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by guyX(m): 12:00am On Jan 15, 2015 |
The way this dude speaks from the female point of view all the time, I'm forced to think he drank a PROGESTERONE SUPPLEMENT. |
Romance / Re: 10 Things Broke Guys Often Say by guyX(m): 11:59pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
The way this dude speaks from the female point of all the time, I'm forced to think Drank a PROGESTERONE SUPPLEMENT. |
Programming / Re: Patience Jonathan Has A Mobile Game/app ! Thats Right by guyX(m): 11:42pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
iykofias:The person I corrected understood but I don't expect you to understand anyway since you have the brain of a Neanderthal. Help yourself; read more. Here, use wikipedia. http://wikipedia.com Illiterate wan correct literate just because he see he mate dy correct other people. Local champion. If u quote me again, na lightening from Jupiter go strike u. You're just a f00l who has no friend brilliant enough to advice him.
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Programming / Re: Patience Jonathan Has A Mobile Game/app ! Thats Right by guyX(m): 11:35pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
iykofias:The person I corrected understood but I don't expect you to understand anyway since you have the brain of a Neanderthal. Help yourself; read more. Here, use wikipedia. http://wikipedia.com Illiterate wan correct literate just because he see he mate dy correct other people. Local champion. If quote me again, na lightening from Jupiter go strike. |
Programming / Re: Patience Jonathan Has A Mobile Game/app ! Thats Right by guyX(m): 11:30pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
iykofias:The person I corrected understood but I don't expect you to understand anyway since you have the brain of a Neanderthal. Help yourself; read more. Here, use wikipedia. http://wikipedia com Illiterate wan correct literate just because he see he mate dy correct other people. Local champion. |
Programming / Re: Patience Jonathan Has A Mobile Game/app ! Thats Right by guyX(m): 5:55pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
holatin:Lol. @non alcoholic beer |
Politics / Re: 7 Impressive Ways President Jonathan Fought Corruption (No. 3 May WOW You) by guyX(m): 5:53pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
@mods, what is your problem? Why isn't this on front page. |
Programming / Re: Patience Jonathan Has A Mobile Game/app ! Thats Right by guyX(m): 5:18pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
holatin:My Broda, truth be told, e funny die oh |
Programming / Re: Patience Jonathan Has A Mobile Game/app ! Thats Right by guyX(m): 4:53pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
holatin:Actually, that no.9 is correct oh. There are more than four nations in nigeria the last time I checked. The Igbo nation, The Yoruba nation, the Hausa/Fulani nation, the Ijaw nation, the Urhobo nation etc. What we call tribe is mistaking. Nations are made up of more than one tribe. In Igbo nation where I come from, there are Ikweres, Ndokwa(delta Igbo), those from ebonyi, etc. So pls before you laff at someone, get your facts right. Even in Britain, there are four nations namely, Scotland, Wales, North Ireland and England. Note: more than one tribe make a nation. And not all tribes are big enough to be called a nation. Capiche? |
Romance / Re: Today Signs That She Is Going To Be A "Pain In The Neck" Tomorrow. by guyX(m): 12:29pm On Jan 14, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: Jonathan And Buhari Images In 1977: Compare And Contrast by guyX(m): 11:06pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
hmmm |
Politics / Re: Jonathan And Buhari Images In 1977: Compare And Contrast by guyX(m): 11:03pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
hmmmm |
Politics / Re: Jonathan And Buhari Images In 1977: Compare And Contrast by guyX(m): 10:53pm On Jan 11, 2015 |
Ab025:Who is dis half learned man trying to teach? If you are so learned you will know that the probability of a ph.D holder to stabilise the price of crude oil is higher than that of a stack illiterate who compared himself to Einstein as an excuse when he couldn't remember his phone number.(Let's not forget we can excuse Einstein. The man is a born genius. Buhari on d other hand is far from Einstein.) For crying out loud the man has not been able to successfully remember anything, owing to the fact that he has no certificate to his name. To have a certificate, you need to pass exams. To pass exams, you need to be able to REMEMBER what you have read. And we all know, he is flawless when it comes to not remembering things. 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: 'he Asked Me To Marry Him, Now He Beats Me' (help) by guyX(m): 9:05am On Jan 11, 2015 |
Forget all this nonsense advice. Your fiancé need deliverance because he actually feels remorse which means he doesn't have total control over himself, You loved him when he was an angel. Do the same now and save him that demonic possession. Prayer is the key. And tell him to take anger management classes and read books about it. He might refuse but pray for him before and after you ask him. God's grace is the difference between wife beaters and non-wife beaters. We are not in this life for comfort or joy. That's heaven is for. If what you say is true and you truly love him then you will be able to do this because it is your cross. |
Politics / Re: 2015 Election: Northern Leaders Express Concerns Over Buhari’s Health by guyX(m): 8:54am On Jan 11, 2015 |
Oh yeah! I saw this one coming. |
Family / Re: Nigerian Mentality Used In Manipulating Women Into Marriage by guyX(m): 8:48am On Jan 11, 2015 |
I read only the first paragraph And I still don't get it. Oh wait! Oh I get it. Nah, just kidding. I still don't get it. ;DI read only the first paragraph And I still don't get it. Oh wait! Oh I get it. Nah, just kidding. I still don't get it. 1 Like 1 Share |
Politics / Re: What Buhari Fail To Tell His Fans by guyX(m): 3:41am On Jan 10, 2015 |
gmacnoms:But we all know the educational gap between Obama GMB is like 20light years aside being smart which he clearly isn't. |
Politics / Re: What Buhari Fail To Tell His Fans by guyX(m): 9:54pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
fabulous05:Our economy is the best by GDP As for the naira fall to the dollar, it's due to falling oil price. Tell how can GEJ be cause of falling global oil price? Na only Him be OPEC? NO WONDER FAILBUHARI promised to stabilise global oil price. like how is that ever possible. Even Obama can't do that. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Buhari, Non-submission Of Certificate Saga And Eligibility Question by guyX(m): 9:32pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
Yet he says he will lower GLOBAL PUMP PRICE. CHIE!!! I LAFF IN SWAHILI |
Politics / What Buhari Fail To Tell His Fans by guyX(m): 9:18pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
For those who got a C in the last exam, you qualify APC 102. This is the Rain semester version. Get your pens ready and your bullet-proof jacket. (trust me you need one). The exam starts now. As always, good luck or best of luck. (all na the same thing) 1) Who is the man who cancelled meal ticket for student now claiming to re-introduce the same thing. 2) The man with the worst Foreign relations history in the history of Nigeria? 3) Under whose's tenure did the British introduced visa for Nigerians. (Until that time, you get your visa at the point of entry like it is with South Africans.) 4) Who was leading when the essential commodities became an issue in Nigeria? I mean when you had to have long queues to get milk, sugar, soap, toilet rolls, etc. 5) when supervised the situation where Nigerians had to report to the government before travelling abroad. (My mum travelled to London in 1984 and i remember her saying that she had to keep some money at home cos she could get arrested. Imagine! You get arrested with your own legally earned money.) 6) Who arrested Fela for caring dollars abroad. Yet Alhaji Abubakar Alhaji did the same thing and nothing happened. (the man lost over 100 pounds ina a London taxi). 6a) The newspapers started taking about it everyday and the guy got angry and had Tunde Thomson & Ndukar Irabor Imprisoned. The first and only head of state to imprison journalist. THEY SAY BUHARI'S GOVERNMENT WAS CORRUPT FREE. HOW CAN WE BE SURE WHEN THERE WAS NO FREEDOM OF PRESS? WHEN PEOPLE CANNOT REPORT WHAT THEY SEE. 7) Who was the man that jailed Pa Michael Ajasin 70 years in prison without any proof of corruption. Who was the man that sent soldiers to the house of Pa Obafemi Awolowo where they took away his personal notes, plans and documents because they wanted to get his ideas, rather than engage the older man. (no social skills, no respect for elders) 9) Who was the man that sent soldiers to ransack NNPC where they carted away papers, memos & documents that had to do with his Oil deal of 1978 (alias missing 2,8 billion dollars) (pow! pow!!) That sounds like live guns. I a ducking for cover. Dont forget your jackets o. 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Fashiola Blasts Jonathan Over Speech At Lagos PDP Rally by guyX(m): 9:08pm On Jan 09, 2015 |
Fasciola Hepatica |
Politics / Re: No Signs Nigeria Will Disintegrate In 2015 –US by guyX(m): 9:28am On Jan 09, 2015 |
bushdoc9919:When you say half baked graduates, do you exempt yourself? 'Cause that would mean you're a hypocritic. Next time just use the phrase, "failed educational system". The rest party of your write up is nice. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Here Are 6 Signs Your Ex Wants You Back by guyX(m): 12:48am On Jan 09, 2015 |
hehehe 2 Likes
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Religion / Re: Assembly Of God Church Blasts Nollywood Stars Who Endorse Coca Cola (Photo) by guyX(m): 12:40am On Jan 09, 2015 |
That electric pole doesn't look like the ones in naija |
Romance / Re: Seven Reasons Why You Should Date A Shy Or Introvert Girl by guyX(m): 11:18am On Jan 08, 2015 |
Pinshure of an introvert girl or Adonbelieve it. |
Phones / Re: Microsoft Reveals Nokia 215 You Dont Have To Charge For A MONTH by guyX(m): 9:53pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
Issokay ;DIssokay |
Politics / Re: APC Billboard In Accra, Ghana by guyX(m): 6:51pm On Jan 06, 2015 |
What?! GEJ TILL 2019 |
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