am sure she lied to protect her love for you,you just try and talk to her and ask her why , you will see am rite

my friend most gals in town now dont like toasting, the best thing to do is get her attension be urself, and be nice.
trust me that sounds better

as for me i dont see anything wrong about it

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year
old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?" replied the man.
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?" the
man said angrily.
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an
hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make N100 an hour."
SON: "Oh," the little boy replied, with his head down.
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow N50?"

The father was furious, "If the only reason you asked that is so you can
borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you
march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you
are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish
behavior."

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's
questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to
think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that N50
and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door
of the little boy's room and opened the door.



"Are you asleep, son?" He asked.

"No daddy, I'm awake," replied the boy.
"I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier" said the man.

"It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the
N50 you asked for."

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. "Oh, thank you daddy!" He
yelled.

Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.
The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.
The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his
father.
"Why do you want more money if you already have some?" the father
grumbled.

"Because I didn't have enough, but now I do," the little boy replied.

"Daddy, I have N100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time?
Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he
begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We
should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some
time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.

Do remember to share that N100 worth of your time with someone you love.

If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily
replace us in a matter of hours.
But the family & friends we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest
of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into
work than to our family.

1. MR. THUG LIFE
Advantages
a. Real good at making love
b. Fun and exciting
c. Makes you laugh
d. Has your back, will fight and protect you

Disadvantages
a. Usually drinks and smokes too much
b. Always got drama
c. Stays a thug forever
d. In and out of jail

2. MR. NAW, I DON`T HAVE A GIRL
Advantages
a. Will take you out in the beginning
b. Will introduce you to all his friends
c. Compliments you all the time


a. Has a girlfriend who hes been with since the 2nd grade
b. Will not get rid of her
c. He tells you about her after you've fallen in love with his *bleep*

3. MR. BIG BALLA
Advantages
a. Will give you money with no questions asked
b. Has alot of style to him
c. Will show you some of the nice things in life

Disadvantages
a. Never returns your calls/texts
b. Feels he can come to your house at any given time without
calling first
c. Loves to be around his boys more than you.


4. MR. I`M IN THE INDUSTRY
Advantages
a. Can get you and your friends on the guest list at all the jumping
parties
b. Can have a decent stimulating conversation
c. Tends to dress nice

Disadvantages
a. You don't know if hes gay, straight or bi
b. Seems flighty when you speak of a solid
commitment
c. You still have to wait in line to get in all the jumping parties, then theres drama at the door
d. All he has is a bunch of pictures with celebrities but he
dozen`t
know any of them personally



5. MR. INTELLECTUAL
Advantages
a. Book smart
b. Cares about how you feel
c. Has a very good job

Disadvantages
a. Boring as hell
b. Dozen`t know what the hell he`s Dion in bed
c. He is not street
smart
d. Always asking you when can he see you again

6. MR.
GHETTO
Advantages
a. THE BOMB IN BED!!!!!
b. Makes you laugh
c. Got mad style and flavor
d. Has a temper, but generally a charming sweet guy
e. Says he want a real relationship



a. He got 3 or more baby mommy`s
b. Wants to lay up in your crib, use the phone, and eat up all the food
c. Is in denial when you tell him about himself
d. Comes home at 3 am and says he was out with his
boys

7. MR. I`M A RIGHTEOUS BLACK MAN

Advantages
a. Will teach you about black history
b. revolutionary
c. Inspiring & gives to you spiritually & emotionally
d. Wants a wife and family

Disadvantages
a. Breaks up with you for a white girl
b. Mo money-doesn't have a job
c. Doesn't own a nice suit, always wearing camouflage
and oils
d. In the end, you find out he is just a trifling, con mouth *bleep*a

8. MR. TOO DAMN GOOD
Advantages
a. Will introduce you to his mother
b. Has a job and will take you out
c. Will give you money for your bills if you need it
d. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday

Disadvantages
a. Sometimes he goes to church on Sunday
b. Secretly wants to  be Mr. Thug Life
c. Wears fake Movado & RRoleswatches when he goes to the club
d. Ignores you when the game is on because he takes sports too serious -He ddidn'tmake it professionally
e. You find out after you break up with him that he was cheating on you

9. MR. PPLAYS|_Advantages
a. Will tell you the truth - that yyou'renot the only one
b. SOMETIMES hes fairly decent in bed
c. He tells you that yyou'vechanged him and hes ready to settle down
d. Has his own apartment and car (invites you to move in with him)

Disadvantages
a. He ddoesn'tacknowledge you in public, especially if theres women around
b. Generally he is a punk (won`t stand up for anything)
c. He expects you to believe all his lies just because he told you the truth about other women

After you catch his lying` *bleep*, he tells you that he told you
that he was a pplaysin the beginning anyway

10. MR. I HAVE A JOB
Advantages
a. Of course,  he has a job
b. DoDozen have too many bad habits
c. Will take care of you when you`re sick
d. Tells you that he is in love with you

Disadvantages
a. You stay in the relationship 2 years or more and then find out hes a shiftless, lazy son-of-a-*bleep* who wants you to do all the wifely duties but wont give you a ring
b. He ends up telling you that he loves you, but is not "in love" with you
c. After he leaves you he gets married a month later

11. MR. BEST FRIEND
Advantages
a. Hes your best friend, you tell each other everything; you get along very, very well
b. He gives you advice when you and your man are having problems
c. The ultimate gentleman
d. Sweet and caring with a good sense of
humour

Disadvantages
a. You end up hooking up with him only to find he aiIan about *bleep* either!
b. Now, you gotta find a new best friend because you can't stand his *bleep* no more

12. MR. RIGHT

a. He loves God and takes his relationship with God seriously
b. He is intellectual, brilliant, and capable of taking you there mentally and emotionally
c. He will love you even when you are not lovable
d. He has a career and not a job!
e. He acknowledges his faults and strives to be a better man
f. He understands a relationship is built on a 200% quota - 100% him and 100% you
g. He dosent have a bunch of kids and babies mommas -
hes smarter than that
h. He is a true best friend and everything you ever wanted in a man
i. He was cute when you met him. But, after spending sometime you see hes fine as hell!
j. He can dress - knows the difference between formal, semi-formal, professional, business casual, casual, and since we are just chilling let me throw on some sweats and a fitted hat.
k. He loves his mother and respects women

Disadvantages
a. You`ve never met him and if you did he already has a girl/ wife OR
b. He really loves being around you and everything is perfect, but he just doesn't fancy you or want a relationship right now

Liefs f@!%ed ain't it?

my friend tell me when u need it i have someone take it Ur wife, and when she gets it u can pay. if u are OK with that let me know and i will send u some pix

My friends at what age should parents talk to there kids about sex education ?
the rate of under age pregnancy around now his so high and some parents still fail to talk to their kids about sex.

cos i will not lie to you, no one talk to me about sex, everything i know about it i got from my friend and from TV

Naijagurly

babe you know what they say

when money talks bull shit works
so am sure it was the money

busta
you time dont mind dem just be urself

Friends what do u think i should do? should stay or should i go.

have been dating this gal for the past 4yrs my parents love her to bits, but something happend some weeks ago, i went to her house and her mum was so cold to me. i did not say anything not until last week her mum called me and told me to come to the house that she want to talk to the two of us.
my friend in front of me and i quot ( my son you know i like you, but you can not marry her over her dead body). my friend what should we do

There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.

He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.

When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.

He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do."

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.

He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"

Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber.

So THAT'S the girl I want!"

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.

The Madam stopped him and asked, Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?

He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught.

When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll jump her bones, and he'll catch the disease.

Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and Mum will go to bed and have sex, and Mum will catch it.

In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the disease …, and HE'S the B*****d that ran over my frog!"

ore i don't think you should , call her and ask why she did am sure she will have a good reason for laing