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Do You Agree? Marco Asensio To Take Cristiano Ronaldo’s Number 7 Shirt At Real Madrid – Sergio Ramos
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The football governing body FIFA has changed the process of choosing the best player of the year award, according to report. FIFA announced the adjustment in the process and the selection will be chosen from a list of ten instead of 23 candidates. The selection will be done by the jury of experts, including Ronaldo Delima, Fabio Capello and Frank Lampard for the male category. While the female category will be handled by the female jury which will include Mia Hamm, Sun Wen and Maia Jackman. The two lists will be published on July 23, eight days after the World Cup. The voting process will start as fans, coaches and captains of national teams, as well as 200 journalists across the globe, will be eligible to vote for the candidate of their choice. The voting deadline is August 10 and the names of the winners will be announced on September 24 during the FIFA gala in London.

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Hello, hope your day is going on well. Here is a
fun-post to spice up your day as we know all
works without fun makes us dull.
When it comes to sighting beautiful ladies and
getting them having kids for them, you cant
argue with me that Nigerian celebrities will top
the list. In fact, they find joy in having baby
mamas more than getting married. Day by day
the baby mama thingy increases among these
celebrities. Even though some of them are
getting married to beautiful ladies also but we
have got these three beautiful baby mamas by
known Nigerian singers.
One of DAVIDO ‘s baby mama is an epitome of
beauty, dark-skinned lady with satisfactory
assets, One of Wizkid’s baby mama is also a hot
lady, fair and elegant with superb beauty. And
lastly, Flavour has a baby mama also, who
appeared to us to be pretty enough to compete
for any pageant show. These 3 baby mamas are
hot and saucy. Which of them do you think is
the cutest?
Remember, it’s just for fun so, no insults, as
you drop your honest comments!!!

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Hello, hope your day is going on well. Here is a fun-post to spice up your day as we know all works without fun makes us dull. When it comes to sighting beautiful ladies and getting them having kids for them, you cant argue with me that Nigerian celebrities will top the list. In fact, they find joy in having baby mamas more than getting married. Day by day the baby mama thingy increases among these celebrities. Even though some of them are getting married to beautiful ladies also but we have got these three beautiful baby mamas by known Nigerian singers. One of DAVIDO ‘s baby mama is an epitome of beauty, dark-skinned lady with satisfactory assets, One of Wizkid’s baby mama is also a hot lady, fair and elegant with superb beauty. And lastly, Flavour has a baby mama also, who appeared to us to be pretty enough to compete for any pageant show. These 3 baby mamas are hot and saucy. Which of them do you think is the cutest? Remember, it’s just for fun so, no insults, as you drop your honest comments!!!
visit www.nitegist.com.ng to know more

On a very good day, a priest came up to celebrate Sunday Mass. He started thus: In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit Amen (Responded the congregation). While he was still saying this, he observed a kind of channel noise coming from the mic, and he said in a low tone; "What is wrong with this microphone." The congregation responded, "And also with you."

A man was so hungry after a serious manual labour. He immediately called on her daughter to get him something to eat. She hurriedly brought out 'foo-foo' for him. On seeing the quantity of the 'foo-foo' he was so excited. But when he opened the plate of soup, he exclaimed:
Where is my daughter! N ke chi i...
This soup is so-so river-river,
No book,
No animals

Cee ma Teasha ooo. shee tink seay nah only heia go skul...

Teacher: Hackid, spell plantain
Hackid: whish one? The lipe one or unlipe one?
I asked "which one"? The ripe one or the unripe one? Some people (like me) have trouble with the "r" and with some people it sounds like an "l"
Teacher: what difference does it make? Just spell plantain!
Hackid: Teasha, if you fly the lipe one na "DODO" if you fly the unlipe one na "SHIPS" if you loast am na "BORLI" all of them na plantain so whish one you wan make i spell?

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A minister was planning a wedding at a close of the sunday morning service.
After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation.
For the life of him he couldn't think of the names of the those to be married.
"Will those wanting to get married please come to the front" he requested.
Immediately nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers and six single men stepped to the front

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A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, the son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
He sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you ‘did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate .. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
your son
Several days later, he received an email from his Mother which read:

Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under the pillow…
Love,
Mom.

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A 45 year old woman identified as Mrs.Chioma Ibina has allgedly killed her mother-in-law identified as Mrs. Ibina (75 years) by hitting her on the head with a pestle.
The son of the deceased who is equally the husband of the suspect, Mr. Maduabuchi Ibina said that some of the family members on the fateful day noticed some unusual noise like that of a wheelbarrow at about 12 midnight, this made one of the stepmothers to open her door to find out what was wrong.
He said " Neighbours from nearby compound informed her that it was the suspect (Mrs. Chioma) who pleaded to use the wheelbarrow that night. At that point one of the neighbours followed my stepmother and the trailed the sound of the wheelbarrow to a point where they saw Mrs. Chioma displaying some suspicious behaviour which made them to ask what she is doing with the wheelbarrow at 12 midnight. They noticed that Chioma's body was stained with blood which made them to force the door open." He narrated that by the time stepmother and the neighbour had time to recover from the shock after observing what happened the suspect had escaped. The wife when caught said that it is the work of the devil saying that there is conflict between her and her mother-in-law.

Question: if it were to be you what will you

Barcelona are set to offload at least eight players at the end of this season to open way for Atletico Madrid frontman Griezmann. The Catalans are on the verge of finishing the LaLiga season unbeaten,having already wrapped up the title and the Copa Del Rey. However, Barca have bowed out of the Champions League at the quarter-final stage and club managements are determined to launch an assault on the competition next term. They are ready to meet Antoine Griezmann's release clause, but will clear the decks to make room for new arrivals. According to Sport, Lucas Digne,Andre,Gomes,Paco Alcacer,Denis Suarez,Aleix Vidal are among those who could leave. Rafinha (Inter), Munir El-Haddadi (Alves) and Gerard Deulofeu (Watford) have spent spells away from the club on loan and could depart on a permanent basis.

3. Avoid Grapes: this seems to be shrouded in controversy. While some medical professionals suggest that you avoid eating grapes during pregnancy other advice that you use it. Most expert advice the former because of the amount of pesticides that are sprayed on grape fruit to keep from being eaten away by pests. Moreover the main cause of contention is the high amount of resveratol present in grapes the can cause toxicity for a pregnant woman. But eating grapes during pregnancy gives you vital nutrients like Vit. A and Vit. C. I suggest that you see your doctor before taking any decision about eating grapes during pregnancy.
4. Avoid unwashed raw fruits: avoid unwashed and unpasteurized fruits during pregnancy. It is critical that food hygiene is given primal importance during pregnancy to avoid infections from toxoplasmosis.

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Pregnancy is a special period for a woman and her unborn baby. Therefore, if you are pregnant it is advisable that you take extra care while choosing anything you eat. Pregnancy affects your immune system and makes you and your child more susceptible to food borne diseases. Here is the list of fruits to avoid if you want the best for your child.
1. Papaya (unripe paw-paw): Papaya intake apparently brings on early labour and causes miscarriage. Papaya's especially the unripe and semi-ripe ones are rich in latex which trigger uterine contractions so papaya should be avoided. However ripe paw-paw are excellent during pregnancy because they are rich in vitamins that prevent some pregnancy symptoms such as heartburn and constipation. Papaya mixed with honey and milk are good for pregnant women especially during lactation
2. Pineapple: consuming pineapple during pregnancy is not advisable because it contains bromelain which can cause the softening of the cervix leading to early labour. One can have pineapple in moderate quantities as it will not have any effect on labour and delivery but it's intake should be restricted during the first trimester to avoid any unforseen event such as softening of cervix. For this reason pineapple should be avoided.