Romance / Re: I Think I’m Dating Myself by HairyBalls: 12:43am On Jun 16, 2022 |
Fvck |
Romance / Re: The True Origin Of Humans. by HairyBalls: 3:32pm On May 30, 2022 |
OurTruth: Question 1: Who are you or what are you? Are you an extraterrestrial species or can your be found on this planet
Answer: As you can see with your own eyes, I'm not a human being like you and I'm no real mammal despite my partly mammal like body features which are as a result of evolution. I'm a female reptile being belonging to a very old reptilian race and we are native to this planet and we've lived on this planet for millions of years. We are described in your religious writings and many ancient cultures were aware of our presence and we were worshiped like Gods by some of these cultures. For example, the Egyptians and the Inca and some other old tribes.
Some of your religions for example your christian religion has misunderstand our role in your creation and describes us as evil serpents in their writings. This is wrong. Your human race was genetically engineered by aliens and we were more or less just passive visitors of this accelerated evolution process.
You must know some of your scientists have already supposed this; that your species had evolved in a naturally completely impossible speed within just 2-3 millions of years. This is absolutely impossible because evolution is a much slower process if it's natural but you have not understood this. Your creation is artificial and was done by genetic engineering, not by us but by an alien species. I've got a question What happens when we die? Is that the end of our purpose or do we get transported to another dimension entirely? |
Romance / Re: The True Origin Of Humans. by HairyBalls: 1:47pm On May 30, 2022 |
czarr: you are not enlightened you are just hungry, maybe high on drugs. You are just thirsty for something to believe in, you want to feel like you matter, that there is more than what you are seeing here, and maybe there is but you don't have the knowledge nor the enlightenment. You are just a product of science fiction theories. You want to feel special like the god's chose you to reveal things to us, you really want to believe what you are saying but deep deep down you know it's all cap.
You life is not moving as you want, failed dreams?, Failed plans, failed relationships. You are giving up on life on earth, you badly want to believe there is something more in space, that chose you, that has enlightened you. It's your mind that chose to believe what you are writing so you don't feel completely useless.
Like you wrote up there, this is just a story. So continue, I can read it but just as entertainment, as if I'm reading a sci fi novel. Dumb fvck.... Just shut the fvck up if you don't have anything meaningful to say 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Zubby Michael Steals A Peek At Nancy Isime's Hips In Her Sexy Outfit by HairyBalls: 11:23am On May 20, 2022 |
soulfood: If you are a lady and you think it wise right dress anyhow in public, I owe you no apology or shyness. I will look anyhow too qit my 2 full eyes.
To Nancy, you were overacting in your role as Kemi in blood sisters. Too fake. Just shut the fvck up nigga... Una sabi complain too much...bitch ass |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Data Science/Machine Learning share your journey by HairyBalls: 12:32pm On May 11, 2022 |
Ohislee: The journey has been long and amazing. Some of the courses I have took in the last 14months include;
Machine Learning with octave on cousera.org Python programming zero to hero on udemy Machine Learning A-Z: Hands on python and R for data science on Udemy MySQL for business intelligence and tablue on Udemy OpenCV on YouTube
I have currently started building amazing projects using openCV. It seems like computer vision is where I want to specialise. Nice ... exactly what I'm planning to study ... Only I'm at the beginner's stage...still trying to learn the mathematical foundations . Wanted to ask you something though....do you plan on freelancing with these skills or getting a job here in Nigeria? |
Crime / Re: Delta Police Show Of Force Over IPOB’s Threat Of Enforcing Sit At Home by HairyBalls: 9:37pm On May 09, 2022 |
Opolopoopolonio: Was there sit at home or not![](/faces/huh.png) I don't think so Lot of people went to work including me 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: Sweetplum Sum1 Is Missing You by HairyBalls: 9:13pm On May 09, 2022 |
OscarJaden: you are missing someone that has hairyballs like you Stop mentioning me gaddemit ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) 1 Like |
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Romance / Re: Someone Said I'm Wasting My "Beauty" by HairyBalls: 8:18pm On May 01, 2022 |
ThatsONYI: ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif)
And please, I ain't clout chasing. I'm just a upcoming hip hop artist who's fxcking broke, clout chasing on nairaland ain't gonna give me what I need.
( Lalasticlala sir, front-page please?? )
Why are you calling lalasticlala ![](/faces/huh.png) |
Romance / Re: Redpillers Are Hórny Hypocrites... by HairyBalls: 8:12pm On May 01, 2022 |
Datboredberri: Yes! Redpillers are hórny liars... All of them, especially those here on Nairaland...
It's insane how they slut shame women then seek help on the 'ashawo' thread, searching for the cheapest brothel close to them...
No...
Screwing a prostitute with over a hundred body count doesn't dusgust them...
No...
They don't fall into her 'wide' vagina... They actually enjoy the sex... Even complain that they aren't allowed to kiss these prostitutes... Don't let those "my girlfriend had sex with five men now I can't feel a thing when we have sex" threads fool you...
No...
They don't hesitate when they are billed... They don't complain... They give her the money they loaned from a friend and even collect her number promising to be a loyal client...
Redpillers are hypocrites... Wayward, sex obsessed, broke hypocrites who would shame a decent women then bargain with a 2k prostitute so she takes out 500 from her fee...
A forum and one of the threads with the most traffic is on 'ashawos' and ashawo related stories... The same forum with an association of heartbroken bitter poor men who despise non-virgins...
Priceless...
Abeg rest... Don't you get tired? Or are you the only anti-redpiller here on nairaland...even jeon no do pass this ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) Try and find something worth doing with your life...biatch ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie & 2nd Wife Judy Dedicate Their Son To God In Church (pic) by HairyBalls: 1:44pm On Apr 30, 2022 |
Kingpele: Wow God indeed is patient, am not trying to pass judgement on anyone but the truth is not afraid of power, what can be more traumatic than to be betrayed by a spouse u trusted for sixteen years ..for those that are supporting yul ,how will he feel if her wife had woken up on that fateful day to declare she is pregnant for another man and will be marrying him? The only way we can recognise wrong is when u put ourselves at the receiving end..our ancestors married many women does not in any way justify this betrayal Of trust. Back in the olden days when man got married to the first wife ,the woman see it as a blessing to be chosen first .with the mindset that in future more women will joined her ..yet even that time there is some degree of envy and jealousy amongst the wives and children everyone in competition with their co wives and half siblings. But in this modern age people enter into marriage like contracts cemented on the marital vows they pronounced before God and people as witnesses in church or in courts in the presence of the law and witnesses. Now those terms are bidding on all parties till death do us part.but if there will be a change both parties most be involved. But in this case may edochie got to discover that on Monday a day after her husband left her to got married to another woman..again what becomes of the children of May who had trusted thier dad and believed he is a man of honor and integrity, they were equally betrayed by their dad..if yul had converted to Islam before marrying another wife ,everyone will have supported him as that is permitted by them,but professing to be a Christian BUT acting unchristlike is hypocrisy, the baptism we received from the church and its vows to follow the teachings of jesus christ is bidding on all of us, failure to abide by it separate us from the body of christ and at the end we suffer the eternal recompense of the wicked..I pray that God will comfort her and gives may edochie the grace to remain faithful to her husband till the end ..as for the husband snatcher as may said God will judge the wicked and give him or her the punishment he or she deserves..God us not mocked .we will all reap whatever we sow.those who cause pains to others shall reap pains hundred folds except they repent and seek forgiveness from God and the recipients of his wickedness Which one is old world and modern world.... The world has always been the same since the beginning.... infact Solomon married a thousand wife's before he died and God blessed him abundantly, even King David etc So why saying God will punish Yul now for marrying just a second wife...like what the actual fvck.... ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) Incase you forgot,David and Solomon were christians .... probably better christians than you'd ever be...and they fvcking married multiple wives ....so which bloody hypocrisy are you talking about? ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Romance / Re: Help! My Girlfriend Is Going Haywire by HairyBalls: 3:32pm On Apr 28, 2022 |
Forgive her na... Fvcking simp ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) 156 Likes 7 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Full Video Of Rita Dominic Traditional Wedding Yesterday by HairyBalls: 12:03pm On Apr 20, 2022 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 10th April 2022 by HairyBalls: 4:36pm On Apr 10, 2022 |
Goal....fvck |
Romance / Re: See The Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria(photos) by HairyBalls: 10:09am On Apr 10, 2022 |
VictorUSA: My cousin sister, G B, very bright, intelligent, smart, brilliant, hardworking, with great DESTINY.I LOVE YOU!!!
This is for the love and care you shower on me.
Many think that we are boyfriend and girlfriend, but we are just geniune lovers. She's really pretty bro... Don't mind most of the comments here ....some na cruise ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) ...while some are just too frustrated with life ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) If I were you ,I wouldn't take their comments to heart ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
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Romance / Re: Pls I Need Help On This Kind Of Impotence by HairyBalls: 9:25am On Apr 02, 2022 |
Oti fun zeh ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Romance / Re: After The Slap, Look At What They Are Doing To Will Smith [Picture] by HairyBalls: 4:09pm On Mar 29, 2022 |
BareFacedLies:
Will Smith would not have tried that rubbish if Chris Rock was built like Brock Lesnar the wrestler
Why has he not gone to slap that August Alsina guy that was fùcking his wife? I'm not will Smith bruh |
Romance / Re: After The Slap, Look At What They Are Doing To Will Smith [Picture] by HairyBalls: 12:21pm On Mar 29, 2022 |
Whiteshield:
No one has the monopoly of violence. As you are dishing out, get ready to also collect. No time...one person gats go down be that And I ain't capping.... it'll be that nigga ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) |
Politics / Re: Dr Chinelo: Twitter User Who Was Shot During The Kaduna Train Attack Has Died by HairyBalls: 12:10pm On Mar 29, 2022 |
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NYSC / Re: Primary place of assignment vacancies thread by HairyBalls: 11:36am On Mar 29, 2022 |
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Romance / Re: After The Slap, Look At What They Are Doing To Will Smith [Picture] by HairyBalls: 11:27am On Mar 29, 2022 |
Whiteshield:
Nigga, try that nonsense with me and see if your wife won't be a widow. Omo bro...if you insult my wife(like maybe calling her a hoe) and I don't find it funny Swears nigga....you'd be loosing a couple of teeth before you complete that insult...omo you go too collect....like wtf I get why people are dragging will...he was laughing already before he saw his wife reaction 1 Like |
Education / Re: How To Achieve High Scores On The GRE by HairyBalls: 3:27pm On Mar 24, 2022 |
Jumbojnr:
Alright, I will do that Hi there Please can you add me to the group too. Been planning to study for GRE but I've been pospining it like for ever... Here's my number |
Celebrities / Re: Actors You Didn't Know Are The Same Age (photos) by HairyBalls: 10:15am On Mar 21, 2022 |
MufasaLion:
Cillian Murphy!!!!! That's my guy!
Nigga with the private life and good at his craft. Sometimes, I feel he's underrated. Well, maybe because he's Irish. His role in Peaky Blinders really gave him more recognition now.
You didn't put my man, Ben Affleck, up there. For real man His role in peaky blinders was fvcking superb...like I don't think any other actor would have fit perfectly into that role... |
Romance / Re: I Want To Take A Beautiful Nairalander On A Luxury Date by HairyBalls: 3:43am On Mar 07, 2022 |
tee59: Alaye , why you dey para for here. Na you be op? Yes, he can spend his fucking money how he likes. No one is disputing that, buy why only ladies if he doesn't have a hidden agenda. Abeg, face front jor. Did he ask you to talk for him? It's his fvcking business na...if he likes let him take a monkey on a date...it's his money not yours Besides...I don't see any hidden agenda there... Maybe he's looking for a girlfriend |
Romance / Re: I Want To Take A Beautiful Nairalander On A Luxury Date by HairyBalls: 6:04pm On Mar 06, 2022 |
Honestly not simping here, But a lotta Nigerians are too fvcking stupid...unless na cruise sha ![sad](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/sad.png) Cuz I don't understand how it's your fvcking business to tell someone how to spend his money... If the op decides to take a lady on a date,it's his fvcking business...ah ah. They swear for some of una ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) If you're not interested...then mind your business and get the fvck out The way I dey vex dey type this shii ehn...if any mofo reply me...aswr I'll rip your fvcking spine and shove it through your bloody ass so hard your eyes would pop out....Bleep shii ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) 4 Likes 1 Share
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Manchester United (4 - 1) On 6th March 2022 by HairyBalls: 5:49pm On Mar 06, 2022 |
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Romance / Re: What Was Your Experience With Paedophiles ? by HairyBalls: 10:11pm On Mar 04, 2022 |
Putindbutt:
Nothing happened after that, you slowpoke. The molestation continued for as long as he wanted you and then dumped your ass probably for the next girl in your family. Despite your mother seeing how messed up your pussy was, she still could not do nothing to stop it till it continued. What a bitch she is. Most likely she covered it up to keep the shame within the family. Siofra, you so dumb, your thinking is abysmal. Just want to let you know you're a fvcking fool for typing this rubbish.... And no...I ain't a fvcking simp 4 Likes 1 Share |
Travel / Re: Low CGPA,HIgh GRE score.Looking For Master's In Us by HairyBalls: 6:42pm On Mar 04, 2022 |
Nozino:
You should try evaluating it and see the final outcome. Secondly, for an international student from Africa, Ivy Leagues shouldn’t be your first choice especially considering the fact that you’re yet to sit for any standardized exam.
If it helps, I have HND(2.98/4.00) which Wes evaluated to 3.34/4.00( US scale) I have gotten into two Ph.D program in Industrial Engineering and I read Mechanical Engineering too. Okay so which steps do you suppose I take? |
Travel / Re: Low CGPA,HIgh GRE score.Looking For Master's In Us by HairyBalls: 5:41pm On Mar 04, 2022 |
Nozino:
Your gpa is not low. Really? The thing is I tried checking requirements for universities like mit, University of Michigan ,Harvard also....and I saw something like 3.88 on a scale of 4.0 . Now if I convert my GPA to a scale of 4..it's going to be 2.9 which looks low to me That's why I had to come here to find people that would recommend institutions(good ones) that will tally with my GPA |
TV/Movies / Re: What Is The Most Interesting Movie You Can't Get Tired Watching? by HairyBalls: 10:39am On Mar 03, 2022 |
Peaky blinders |
Travel / Re: Low CGPA,HIgh GRE score.Looking For Master's In Us by HairyBalls: 10:04am On Mar 03, 2022 |
MufasaLion:
There are many.
University of Alabama Cornell University University of Idaho, etc. Okay thanks I'll do my research |