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he ll get it right, lets just be patient with him..I think its cos of us d guy is expanding, so that he can satisfy everybody..this is my first time of running transaction with him, and I know how u feel (tho I dey disturb am well) ..lets just give him time.... to expand no dey easy

Thank you guys for contacting me, the price per bag is 11,000 including transport to port Harcourt, And payment is after recieving the goods.

A lady asked how many basins and custard are dere in a bag and I have not been able to get in touch with her back because of my phone...if you are reading this ma, a bag contains 3 basins and a basin is made up of 5 custards..making it a total of 15 custards in a bag..am sorry for the late reply again

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No. 5. Be Your own Government

How have the lessons been so far? Are you understanding and learning (swiftly) how to be Nigerian? If so, glory be to … I must let you know that I wouldn’t teach you everything about being Nigerian as there are some things you would have to learn on your own. For example, your environment would determine how you would speak as a Nigerian. If you would speak smooth pidgin or rough pidgin, if you would use cuss words or naija slangs, if you would speak Queens English or Nigerian English and so on. Things like this have to do with WHERE you are in Nigeria. However, there is one thing that is constant all through the country. Your territory or terrain has nothing to do with it. That is being your own government. Wait, wait, of course it’s a democratic government here, we do have an elected government. No Jammeh situation here, we own the ol’ guy Goodluck.

Let me explain.
Let’s say we move to a new state because we got awesome well-paying jobs. We’re starting life afresh. The job comes with no additional package, just the salary. In the Nigeria of today, we are truly grateful for that. We quickly rent a small room in a ‘face-me-I-face-you’ to ‘manage’ till we save enough for a better place. We move in, we have nice neigbours. Life is good. Then we start work, we look good on the first week, after all our clothes come straight from the packet. We shopped for the new job. The second week comes, and we realise electricity has been supplied just once since we were here. We have to start paying drycleaners to iron our clothes. By the time the first salary comes in, our pocket is ‘dry’. Out of this salary, we pay our tithe, send some home, buy foodstuff, save some for transport. Whew! We didn’t even realise there was barely nothing left. We look forward to next month’s. Next month comes, we are semi dry, we have learnt to manage in the past weeks. We save for another month and we purchase our own electricity: generator. It took another two days for our neighbours to ask to share with them. We also purchase containers large enough and pay the keg totting water sellers to fill them. We’ve had enough of buckets, two months later, the landlord calls us tenants to a meeting.it has been decided by the landlords’ association that it is time to provide our own drainage and passable road. We were all to donate a multiple of zeros amount to the project. We don’t argue. We have learnt that it’s in our hand to provide everything. You see, the government is made of people. Fellow Nigerians. So the drainage is provided, the good road is created. Just like the government would, the job is given to the child of the sister to the cousin of the chairperson of the Landlord’s association. It takes 2 years. In two years, the drainage is clogged and oozes of rotten waste. We have taken to disposing our dirt in three. Those two years plus another six months, small potholes become ditches in the roads. We all take to blaming the government. Oh, yes, we are still living here three years later. We would get the apartment later. From the fueling of the generator to the buying of water, from the paying of rent to the donations to the building of our country, let’s not forget the inflation and taxes, we are still saving up for that better apartment. One day someone asks for the meaning of WC, we say water closet. No! Someone says, in relation to Nigeria. We are confused. What could it mean? Someone says it means Water Corporation. We laugh in spiritual powers, no way! Someone says yes way. it's a term we are unfamiliar with. While we are laughing, the electricity bill arrives. Our laugh runs away. Electricity had been supplied just once this month. A meeting is called, we have to donate, there is going to be a protest. We need fuel for the car that would carry the generator that would carry the public address system. We take out of our savings, for the sanity of our government

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No. 4 When you hear Ole, Run!



Ole means thief in a Nigerian language. So when you hear ole! Run. When I say run, I don’t mean run away, I mean follow the shout. We are at the market shopping, negotiating the price of kpomo with the market woman, blaming the government on how the price of kpomo, common kpomo rose from N20 to N70 within two days. We are still negotiating when her neighbor that sells kerosene starts insulting her customer, calling her “bad market” for asking that a bottle of kerosene be sold at N100. We all turn to her to calm her, she disagrees and chases away the customer. We get back to our own haggling. Then we hear it. OLE! OLE!! OLE!!! The kpomo woman jumps to her feet and picks up a stick hidden by her stall door.
The kerosene woman shrieks and grabs a gallon of kerosene, stopping by the next stall to tell them to hurry with the matches. The electronics guy that is just returning from the petrol station where he bought fuel for his generator quickly jumps off the motorcycle and follows the crowd, the motorcyclist quickly rode to the front of the car. We are standing in front of the kpomo woman’s stall. The whole place is deserted, safe for few sales boys and girls who wouldn’t dare leave their bosses’ stalls. We follow the crowd. We hear a shriek, a scream. We squeeze our way to the front. Two young men are hitting the thief with sticks, other people are stoning him. We look on shocked, amazed and stunned. People all around us make comments and snigger at the bloodied body jerking and pleading. People around point and say ‘that’s how they do. Someone’s sweat, they will take it. Mad people.” We ask these people, please what did he steal, nobody really knows. They spit at him and throw whatever they can lay their hands on. Then a tyre mysteriously appears, as if there is a collection of tyres set aside for such spectacular viciousness. The fuel appears too, the matches follow suit. The crown collectively take a step backwards. They know the drill, they are used to this. The young men balance the tyre of the thief’s neck, pour the fuel and strike the match. We look around, nobody can rescue the boy, there’s a policeman though, but he simply looks on, taking deep drags of his cigarette. The fire goes up, the thief’s screams quickly seize and becomes grunts jerks as he stills but the fire burns on. Did I mention camera phones capturing the moment like some hip-hop show? People around disperse. We do too. Show’s over folks! As we walk on we see a small crowd at a stall, amused we go to see what’s going on. It is the stall of the victim that that was stolen from. Such pity. People question her, what happened, how did it happen? She says she saw him perambulating the front of her store for a while, then she became suspicious. But she kept quiet. Then when she went deeper into the stall to get water to drink, she came out to see him taking garri and putting some in a nylon, while his mouth was already full. When he saw her, he made to run and that was when she raised the alarm. “Well, he has learnt his lesson someone uttered. The people around disperse, we disperse too.
To be a full blooded Nigerian, support jungle justice. Doesn’t matter if the person stole, was trying to steal, or was just accused of stealing. You don’t even have to know what he stole, tried to steal or was accused of stealing. Here are the steps to take when you hear ole:
1. Chase the ‘ole’, grab a stick, machete or anything that can inflict deadly injuries.
2. Beat the ‘ole’ while stripping him. If it’s a her, now it gets interesting, molest her as you strip, ask her why a ‘fine geh dey thief’.
3. Grab your camera phones to record you interesting wickedness.
4. Tyre appears, fuel appears, matches appear.

You’re done. Check several cases on the internet for reference. Now you are on your way to being a full-fledged Nigerian.

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No. 3 Negotiate. Never pay as you are told


As a true Nigerian buyer, when you are given a price for a product/service, simply say “How much last-last?” Even you are told still say “ahan, it’s too expensive nah, give me the last price.” We pass a store that sells fabrics and we see a beautiful yellow fabric, let’s go get it.
We enter and a young lady politely welcomes us. We point at the fabric, she brings it to us, we touch it, we feel it, we hold it against our skin, we hold it towards sunlight, and we hold it against another yellow fabric. We ask if other colours of the same fabric are available, she says no. We ponder if it won’t fade once washed, we check other fabrics in the store, we peruse everything. We settle back on the yellow fabric and ask for the price. Its 15,000. “Ah.15, 000 ke? For what now? Abeg give us last price jare.” “It’s 15,000, but I will give you for 14,500. “That’s too much. We’ll pay 8,000.” “Ah, no. pay 13,000.” “We’ll pay 10,000.” “It’s 13,000 last.” We keep asking to pay 10,000 for another five minutes, she disagrees, so we start leaving the store. She calls us back and says we can pay 11,000 which we pay, get our fabric and leave. Do you get it now? As a buyer, don’t pay as you are told, as a seller, you don’t give the actual price as they would always bargain.
Might I tell you though that if you are buying let’s say a bunch of banana from a 6-10 year old child hawker and he says it costs N200, stay on your high horse and insist you would pay N80. If he refuses, send him away irritatingly. But when you get to big malls and you find same sized bunch of banana for N500, buy it, you don’t want to be embarrassed after all.


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