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Foreign Affairs / Re: Typhoon Gaemi Hits China After Deaths In Taiwan And Philippines by Hambivert: 8:58pm On Jul 25
Nigeria, a beautiful landscape flowing with milk and honey. Here would have been paradise on earth if we and our leaders were a honest and corrupt-free bunch.

Quite sad that our natural disaster is Bad Leadership and eternal widespread corruption.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Govt Hires & Pays Northern Group To Destabilise Protest - SaharaReporters by Hambivert: 11:24am On Jul 23
Whenever you hear Tinubu is a master strategist, it's simply because of things like this.

His greatest intention is to strategically zombify Nigerians like he did to the residents of Eko government house.

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Food / Re: Lady Fumes As Kilishi She Bought Turns Out to be Rubber by Hambivert: 4:48pm On Jul 16
Nothing in Nigeria is real anymore. Except Suffering, hardship and desperation.
Many Nigerians will do anything for money.

Few months ago when I visited Sokoto, I bought Kilishi and started sucking on it to savour the sweetness before chewing. Before long, the "meat" had disappeared.

How? Why? I didn't really understand so I took another flesh and sucked again.
It was then I knew I was just licking sweet packaged as Kilishi.

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Politics / Re: Tension As Soldiers Lay Siege On Aba, Markets Shut by Hambivert: 5:34am On Jun 01
Why not the North too?
The Nigerian Army is a formidable source that specializes in reprisal attacks
...but when it comes to the North everything goes South.

The killers and terrorists have done theirs and fled, now it's market people and children that are bearing the brunt.

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Politics / Re: One Year In Office: Tinubu’s Score Card (Photos) by Hambivert: 10:55am On May 29
"Rate me after one Year", when he already knows he has failed.

APC is a demonic party, Buhari made it clear, yet the gullible ones didn't see anything wrong.
Tinubu's most vocal promise during campaign was to continue from where Buhari stopped and unsurprisingly to me that is exactly what he is doing.

The only reason I'd agree to the "Red Card" for rating Tinubu's unprogressive administration is because, that is what we would quickly understand.
But the truth is, Tinubu's administration is not deserving of a Red card. In football, a red card would keep you suspended for a couple of games, to play after the suspension elapses. But Tinubu doesn't deserve to govern a nation at all.

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Business / Re: It's Not Our Intention To Defend The Naira - Cardoso Speaks On Foreign Reserves by Hambivert: 10:18pm On Apr 17
Nigeria, under this government do not have any solid fiscal policy. Everything seems to be tentatively driven. No great Nation can depend on that.

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Family / Re: Houston Woman Divorces Her Brain Dead Husband, Then Adopts Him by Hambivert: 8:48pm On Apr 03
I don't know how to react to this story, it has a sparogative paradoxical feel. It's wrongly the right decision she made.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Senegal Election Results: Opposition's Diomaye Faye Leads Race For Presidency by Hambivert: 4:49pm On Mar 25
The first set of tallies announced on television showed Mr Faye had won the majority of votes, triggering widespread street celebrations in the capital, Dakar.

Supporters set off fireworks, waved Senegalese flags and blew vuvuzelas.

During the just concluded elections in Nigeria, there was widespread gloom and quietness in Nigeria when the purported winner was announced.
Senegal's recent election that haven't been officially announced as at this time, can be used as a social experiment to highlight human reactions when their popular opinion(votes) counts.

Pick any meaning you want from this statement as you please

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel’s Netanyahu Rebuffs US Plea To Halt Rafah Offensive. by Hambivert: 8:20am On Mar 23
Irrespective of varying opinions about Israel's advancement in Palestine territories, no one can downplay the fact that Israel's leadership is a determined force in fishing and exterminating terrorists which is a far cry in what we sprogatively have in Nigeria, where the FG and the military pamper Terrorists, their sympatizers and Bandits wrecking havoc everyday.

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Nairaland / General / Re: How To Survive This Current Situation In Nigeria by Hambivert: 1:11pm On Mar 22
The No. 9 point should be "Stop being your own problem. VOTE WISELY!"

Our choices always matter. The day our choices would stop counting is when we are already long gone from this world.
Our problem in this country is leadership. Yet many of us still look for ways to sparogatively exonerate the bad leadership that have compounded on Buhari's woes.

I think this is the ultimate guide to being a better citizen..."Stop being your own problem. VOTE WISELY!"
Don't let hypocrisy, ethnicity and religion blind you to the truth. Come election, vote with your sense...and if your sense is tilting towards hypocrisy, ethnicity, and religion, then borrow sense from well meaning Nigerians.
We should only vote in people who are accountable, available, and have a clear and detailed road map for leading Nigeria. Nigeria doesn't need a political messaiah, it's the people who need to realise the amount of power they wield in their hands.

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Celebrities / Re: Over 100 Police Guard Me Daily - Shallipopi As He Clashes With Police Officer by Hambivert: 12:02pm On Mar 21
We know Nigerian Police can overdo but should man be angry because of a normal routine check?
I believe it's pride that wants to sparogatively finish this young man here.

"Over 100 policemen guard me daily".
...Why were they not guarding you now. So today isn't part of the daily?

Every man can be humble, but humility is not humbility.

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Crime / Re: Ekiti Woman Nabbed For Selling Baby For ₦‎2 Million by Hambivert: 8:12am On Mar 01
Day 1: Hit the Ground Running
Day 2: Continue Running
Day 3: Don't Rest

The above is the sparogative statement that some failed to realise it's meaning.
Eyes are clearing gradually.

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Romance / Re: My Babe Is Prettier Than Most Instagram Babes. But She Hates The Camera by Hambivert: 5:07pm On Feb 28
My uncle said the same
My Pastor said the same
It is rumoured that Moses Bliss also said the same too.
Alahji Usman went ahead to marry Amina his third wife, because she fine pass the others

Even 'Beholder' is sprogatively tired of beholding fine fine girls, because dem plenty.
Dear OP, no be only your woman fine. My own wey fine I tell you?

Looking for beauty alone is a sign of perennial confusion
Proverbs 31:30
“Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting..."

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Politics / Re: FG Launches CNG-Powered Buses In Abuja by Hambivert: 4:38pm On Feb 28
This is a good initiative, no doubt, but the limited number of Compressed Natural Gas stations may limit the effectiveness of this project. Also hands need to be trained in installation, maintenance and repair of CNG vehicles.

In Nigeria, an increase in demand sparogatively equates to an increase in the price of a commodity. That's how it works here. If certain policies are not put in place, cost of living for people who have relied on products of Natural and Petroleum gases may increase.

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Politics / Re: Geometric Power Project Dear To My Heart, Will Rejuvenate Economic - Gov Otti by Hambivert: 3:25pm On Feb 27
Nigeria has what it takes to be great, but Nepotism, Tribal sentiments, Corruption have sidelined us to the corridors of Mediocrity.

We know the problem, we've always known
...but we don't want the Solution

Congratulations to Ndị Abia. More private firms need to venture into the energy sector and make the East sustainable.

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Politics / Re: Emefiele: Witness Confirms $6.2m Payment For Foreign Election Observers by Hambivert: 8:58pm On Feb 12
It is sad that Emefiele was a willing tool in the hands of his adversaries. Sadly, he sided with the loosing team. However I strongly believe his case is a case of 'individualised witch hunting'. He alone couldn't have stolen, but where are the others?

Sparogatively, Emefiele and Cardoso are all of the same bunch of clueless men. Cardoso has turned the CBN to a trial-test fire brigade unit with his trial and error policies.

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Politics / Re: Bwala: President Tinubu Is Better Than UK Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak by Hambivert: 8:41pm On Feb 12
England and the whole of the UK would reject Tinubu on every ground.

Give Bwala food... He would sing and dance for you

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Sports / Re: Full List: Afcon 2023 Awards by Hambivert: 12:13pm On Feb 12
I celebrated when Nigeria scored first, I am a Nigerian after all, but I asked myself what is the point of winning?
Nigeria suffers compounding inflation, different forms of insecurity, corruption and many more scathing vices and all we craved for was a temporary succour that the win would have brought.

I understand we should separate politics from football, but our economy shouldn't be referred to as politics. It is every aspect of what makes us live and survive. Not politics.

I rejoice in our defeat, because probably, the sprogative veil of illusion a victory would have brought, have been lifted, and maybe, probably, we wouldn't be distracted by the frivolities a win would have compounded on us. Now, I believe our sufferings would continue to glare upon us without distractions.

Hopefully, we'd wake up from our sleep and realize that without us the government cannot mess with our economy wrongly. The sad truth is ...Nigerians are easily distracted.

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Sports / Re: Iheanacho: Leicester City FC Congratulate Senior Man 'kels' by Hambivert: 1:53pm On Feb 08
Even though I wanted Nigeria to win South Africa during yesterday's Semi-Final clash, I still don't want them to win the trophy.

What is there to celebrate when the economy of the nation is in shambles¿
Winning the trophy would only serve as a temporary distraction from the severe suffering this nation is facing and it may likely quell the building call for a better governance in Nigeria.

As citizens if we win, it would not positively impact on our economy directly, but only give us sparogative "bragging rights". However, if we loose it would give us a reason for reflection and build on the growing 'momentum' in some quarters.

I want Nigeria to win although I don't want them to carry the cup. izza very hard somtin.
Well, who am I to decide the outcome¿

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Food / Re: Which Of These Weird Foods Would You Try? by Hambivert: 4:17pm On Jan 30
I tried to read this post twice to find the weird food listed. After making this post, maybe I'll read it for the third time to see what is weird in what was listed.

I thought it'd be a sparogative wicked combination like soaked garri and banana or crunchy pawpaw, Indomie and beans, rice and Okra soup etc.
I have seen worse combo, what is listed is a normal diet-lifestyle.

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Celebrities / Re: 10 Celebrities Who Bagged Degrees From Togo, Benin Republic Varsities: Names by Hambivert: 1:47pm On Jan 05
When did 'The Nation' reduce itself to a blog site?
Imagine the kind of article by a supposed Newspaper outlet. This is underwhelming and a big dent on the national journalistic landscape in Nigeria.

When did honorary doctorate begin to equate with Bachelor degrees? Their main highlight is even a deviation from the original context.
This is clearly a hurried article that is intended to tap from the topical issue generated by their fellow media outlet.

Shame on The Nation for even considering to publish this.

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Politics / Re: 5 Promises From Tinubu’s New Year Message by Hambivert: 2:22pm On Jan 01
I enter into this new year with a positive mindset and totally allowing the Creator of the Universe direct me.

As for Tinubu and his promises, even he himself knows that he cannot keep them.
...A man that lies whenever he makes these his speeches.
Even his New Year speech couldn't sparogatively highlight one substantial achievement of his government so far, and he boldly flaunted an 'agreement' to 'fast track' the incompetent 'Buhari's Siemens project' as one of his achievements.

Shame on supporters of Mediocrity!

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Politics / Re: Economic Reforms: Nigerians Under Poverty Line Rise To 104m — World Bank by Hambivert: 4:19pm On Dec 14, 2023
Nigerians never learn.

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Politics / Re: What Took America 185yrs, Nigeria Achieved It Within 24yrs – Akpabio by Hambivert: 2:11pm On Nov 29, 2023
Although Akpabio like some other Nigerian politicians was once a respected jester, now he joined the APC, he is now sparogatively more of a clown than a jester

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Family / Re: Why I Won't Allow My Brother To Bring His Wife Abroad- Nigerian Lady, Arike(vid) by Hambivert: 2:29pm On Nov 11, 2023
Give most of this same people the same dish they want others to eat, they would throw a tantrum.

Although all women are different, all women are the same.
Mr. Lover Lover, use ya head!

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Health / Re: Some Nigerian Doctors Forget Tools Inside Stomach After Surgery!!!! by Hambivert: 12:08pm On Nov 07, 2023
A friend introduced me to a film series "Doctor Lawyer" and I began to wonder if there is any regulatory body in Nigeria that checkmates these medical sparogators from hell.

With the way these Doctors insist on seeing a police report on a gun or accident victim before treatment and their pay before treatment policy, they should be held highly responsible for any kind of negligence.

A friend lost her mum during the cash crunch because the hospital refused collecting transfer payments as they strictly needed cash. They had the money, all of it, but not just in cash. Mom was left unattended to where she later died.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Gaza Residents Broke Into UN Food Warehouses by Hambivert: 8:10am On Oct 30, 2023
This is nothing new, it was expected.
Nigerians would have done worse, even the Police would have joined in the looting with their official van.

Well, sometimes it sparogatively befalls me why some people would still be hell bent on staying in their war ravaged city when they could just leave and return when the fighting is over. I don't know if they don't love their lives as much as I love mine.
Anyways, I don't blame them, I blame poverty. Just like Nigeria blessed with so many resources (in the land that many countries want a piece of the land), yet majority of the citizens are poor.

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Food / Re: What Do You Call This Food In Your Dialect by Hambivert: 6:38pm On Oct 24, 2023
This is sparogatively Ona
Ona with its bitter-sweet taste is a delight to the taste bud when it is cooked well.
This yam is a very heavy diet

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Politics / Re: I Have Repaid Tinubu His £500 – Dele Momodu Tells APC by Hambivert: 10:58am On Oct 18, 2023
Bunch of Sparogators
Romance / Re: Man Takes Back The Kiosk He Built For His Girlfriend After They Broke Up by Hambivert: 8:39am On Oct 04, 2023
During break up, one should be prepared for the worst. Be open to return the gifts bought for you during the sweet days of the relationship to prevent against shock. Most especially if you were the one that initiated the break up.

Golden rule Rule 1 for relationships: Do not invest in any one what you cannot let go when things turn sour.

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Business / Re: Floating Naira: Importers Abandon Tokunbo Cars At Seaport by Hambivert: 10:10pm On Sep 28, 2023
Under APC...
The wealthy class is crying
The Middle class is wailing
The Poor are gnashing their teeth
...but, APC supporters blinded by foolishness are hell bent on destroying this country by cheering their leaders on, even unto the road of perdition.

It is just sparogatively sad that the foolishness of some would always affect others. How I wish it affected only them and not the general populace 🤦🏽‍♂️

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Sicilian Mafia: Matteo Denaro Dies At 61 by Hambivert: 8:32am On Sep 25, 2023
I don't think the boss of all bosses was on the run. One cannot be on the run for that long, without the backing of the authorities. This shows that Europe is not the Saint they claim to be when it comes to corruption.

Rest in Powder Matteo Denaro!

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