edimolu:

Blah blah blah yada yada yada
Doesnt change the fact that your sick whoore of a mother was cut short of her life hence you couldnt afford the life you wished for, i would really wanna talk about that one minute man,(yours father)..but that would be an offence to homo sapien,as if that is not enough trauma for your soul,you display so much emotional imbalances hence accelerating your decline into aggravated madness

May amadioha with his ferocious thunder and lightning strike your one minute man of a father and that bittch with rusted pu$$$y walls for birthing dimwits and losers who serve as nothing but a pollution to cyberspace

I am persuaded to demand of you, how do you live with yourself, waltzing through life knowing fully well youre a failure, only if your father had done the wothdrawal method, he would have saved me this words with ur sill a$$

TheUmbra:


I'm persuaded to demand of you; how do you take a woman? How do you command the male aura, enchanting a woman with the contrasting characteristics given to a typical male from birth since you're so symmetrical to a woman? I bet you're a dry, lifeless aromantic dweeb who oozes from lack of adequate testosterone supply!

edimolu:

from your very first quote and post on this thread, i already knew how deficient you are of a fatherly affection , delusional perverted ediaat, you have made a handful bunch of comments on this thread yet no one is worth challenging cos of its fictitiousness, calling a woman to a fight,worthless bastard, you obviously sexually frustrated since you are too ugly for anyone of class to hold close to heart, for a man as yourself burdened with so much hormonal fluntuations

TheUmbra:


I'm going to take you through a long torturous ride until every dead cell in your cranium lights up to my electrical stimulus.

I'm gobsmacked that a hollow, basket case as yourself mentioned intellect when it's obvious you're poorly read, ill-exposed and lethargic in world affairs. As if that's not enough trouble for one individual, you display emotional imbalances which have shrouded every fabric of your judgement in a blanket of sentiments and unrealistic old wives' tales.

For a man as yourself, burdened with so much hormonal fluctuations, I wonder if any male genes from your father survived your epicene embodiment.

I'm persuaded to demand of you; how do you take a woman? How do you command the male aura, enchanting a woman with the contrasting characteristics given to a typical male from birth since you're so symmetrical to a woman? I bet you're a dry, lifeless aromantic dweeb who oozes from lack of adequate testosterone supply!

Now let me look up and make a reply to the pile of baloney you wrote up there.

Common sense should have guided you to a simple logical deduction that since men are physically stronger than women and naturally are the defender and protector of the common heritage of humanity, he is naturally predisposed to commit more crimes than the female folks. Same way a woman limited by her physical strength is more prone to other non-violent vices that are equally dangerous like betrayal, manipulation and deceit.

You have taken your sour relationship with your father out against the world. You're trying to hold the world responsible for your own personal limitations and traumas - typical characteristics of a child deficient in fatherly affection. I'm sorry, but I'll rather have you sequestered than having a contagion like yourself roaming free in our healthy society with all the potency of your virulency.

Shroud:
I finished the fool off last night only for his dim-witted drab to come charging at me for rule 2 when his epileptic boyfriend is as guilty as me.

I wonder how sickle cell anemia sufferers make love.

They need inhalers more than we need comdoms.

Shroud:
Our sickle cell anemia sufferer is back. You will die this raining season will all the cold and rains.

Your mentally porous , ugly girlfriend who is the only one to pity-date you just couldn't bear to see the way I beheaded you and left you worse than nature did you.

Nairaland can never upset what nature did to you. Genetically mutated imbecilé

edimolu:

sweetness, dont mind those boys, i was toying with them, and they thought it to be real...especially that hammerofthor

There you go again, searching for me in the flurried dust of a devastating storm. But I'm long gone, save for the footprints of my conquest.

optional1:



you people spread mat on my thread and use it as battle field..

Na wah oh.

Welldone work.

Shroud:
small small behead the guy.

You know say sickle cell people dey get asthma. So make he no go choke with rage and die o.

edimolu:

You see the reason why i would forever keep knocking your bald head with every given opportunity,you are too dull, a demented cow, who is looking for a win? , i want you to be weary with words, that is fun for me, if i wanted a diss with yall fvcks, yall wouldnt survive this page....that vocabulary which you take pride in wouldnt even be there to help while you suffer in silence , trust me bro, you will tire...dis mumu think say i dey diss am, you wey i dey use explore foolishness

Even pigs can fly! You never worth the first slate that heralded your ill-fated educational journey.

From feigning the thick-skinned superman who's impervious to verbal shellacking, the continuous bombardment ripped off your pretence and you couldnt stand the heat and then you resorted to cheap profanity and lame parental insults (which you paid dearly for )

What a lousy, arrogant saphead. You've given me your best shot and you come way short like a bitxh-floored nigga.

You've offered me no intellectual challenge.

Lousy JSS 2F dunce!

Now shoo!

Shroud:
the loonie na apprentice.

Shroud:
see as you dey vex
You no even Sabi diss and you kuku no Sabi curse.

Oya make I swear for you make you see as dem dey do am.

* Your mother shall rely on me for her monthly hairdo

* She will prostitute to buy her monthly pad

*May your corpse never find a motuary to embalm you when your sickle cell kills you. You will rot in the bare floor of an overcrowded mortuary with bad cooling system.

* May your mother bury all her kids by her hands

* And may she be buried without a coffin besides your community refuse dumpsite

* May the efforts of your hands be unproductive in everything you do.

* And may your sickle cell be reproduced to your next generation.

* May anyone bearing your surname will views with hatred by humanity

* And you die slowly by food poisoning.
And may the name of your family hold as much respect as Anini did.
Take us to round 2

edimolu:

Yet you quote me with aggravated foolishness, na this vocabulary gangan i likey, keep it up, u no go even last the 15th page, na dere i go come finish your career, shey you sabi diss ba?.... Bring it on

edimolu:

Baba seriously is that it, sorry ehn, you dont have the balls, wits, intelligence or talents to take this on with me, it takes you like forever to even quote me, and you expect this to what? Move me? After like forever, as said earlier on, you keeping showing how depraved of a lunatic you are and it is becoming irritating having this diss with a myopic dvckhead, too lazy and weak to think and learn

Psychopathic sickly, epicene dullard! You've never spewed any post worthy of a reply to my endless barrage.

Page from page, I've littered this floor with your impure, sickle cell blood.

All you've been doing is yell from your blood-stained mouth. As long as blood flows through your hands you're sure to type another weak line, but the blood supply to your brain is low as your weak cowardly heart can't beat fast enough to supply your dying brain with adequate blood so you'd end up typing some suboptimal crap that pales away in contrast to heavy verbal assault you've suffered.

Cyber-criminal! Dissociative identity disorderd lunatic!

edimolu:

This is how it is done? Like seriously?...*come here* knocks the bald ediat...if i was God i will make sure you never again witness daylight, for allowing your a$$ swap places with your brain...you should think twice as much as you type..what manner of fictitious disses your words wanna make me puke, so disgusting with every iteration, you keep lacking in intelligence, if by tomorrow i dont see a clap back worthy of my attention, i will deep my hand in my butthole and swear for your whole generation...nonsense, just get out, how can someone be this demented

edimolu:

Is that the only arena where your thoughts could lie, your are such a weakling, what other diss word can you conjure, do you know how boring it is seeing you spit the same shit over and over again, and there i was thinking you had it it you....you are a degenerate, a lowlifer, somoone whose achievement is attributed to nairaland, only if you would be paid, what a nuisance you are to the planet earth...i told you i was never gonna be through with you...bastard son of a whhore...may thunder strike that hag u call a mother

edimolu:

Who the fvck is cougar?..moronic utterances over and over again, mtcheew you have failed to impress me dvckhead, you keep recycling the same shit brah,even a degenerate would have figured already, am sure you were born feet first, am very sure..you are a disgrace to humanity ..hammerofthor who is oblivous of the fact that his monicker connotes death...sho tiee lo skul bayi?

edimolu:

Jekanmo,...wahsere ...
Ill be damned, your good at scriptwriting, only if you would assist nollywood, they would die for such services, see as u dey type jargons...even primary tales dont go this boring..lol..oponu
U will type tire today...am i darkrebel or not?

edimolu:


What is this long epistle for ? a clap back?
Ori e ti buru,
Why are you talking done when we never even start?...Go so knows i would work you till the 50th page, lets see you survive that...its not only bumbae i collected money from, i collected from every female monicker, i spit on that brain sprouting and downloading such nonsense, who be ukranian?...me a confirm yoruba guy na hin u dey call ukranian, God punish whoever sired you....ukranian kor korean ni, infact i be korean sef 愚蠢的一群人...awon werey

edimolu:

Didinrin oshi, oponu ayerada, why turn a blind eye to this? Sheybi you can quote ni? You go quote tire


Sighs...yet you had to run a check through it?...what a slovenly hypocritical cynic you are ,... yawns..ogun kill you for boring me with such comment, farts on his bald head, dont tell me you are running short of words ...mofo,....sickle cell?...buhahahahha...lol, seems ure twice as blind as stupid..you need to ask yourself why God gave us two eyes and one mouth...oponu oshi ..hammerofthor?...lol...u go tire olorun

edimolu:

Hammerofthor, werey boi, i dey wait yhu ooo..bastard pikin at first i was darkrebel, now am klutyz abi wateva, now you running through past comments, ori e ko pe rara....ure one jobless ediat

You're too slow hence you haven't got hooked up yet. Shouldn't you know edimolu is Darkrebel69 who is a klutz?


You haven't yet told me how a sickle cell-disadvantageous Weasel like yourself who got beaten up at the peak of his physical strength by a little girl is going to bring a successful re-match several years later when his health is plummeting.

I bet she's going to knock your teeth out this time and slam your back against a cold hard floor until you make a loud shrill like the bitxh ass you are.

edimolu:

buhahahahah, seriously i dey enjoy u, i had thought you wouldnt quote it, by the time am done having fun with you , your lame ass would run outta words, see i have over 500 comments on nairaland, if you dont post every one of it you are a bastard..i like predictable assholes..oya quote na..lol..this time make it snappy, remember you have over 500 comments to paste..lol

You mean 500 posts seeking cure for your sickle cell disease, learning pickup lines and how not to be a love-lorn Oaf?

No, your nairaland logbook isn't noteworthy. It's a dull, colourless movie depicting a dreary, purposeless vagrant adrift from the promise of fulfilment.



Now tell me, how does it feel being a diminutive loser beaten up by a girl, and why do you think you can match her up this time considering you are sickle-cell disadvantaged?

edimolu:

jss2 ke?....it was ss2 baba...i will use you to catch fun and while away time from now on, shey u no wan get sense ni, if u no quote dis u be bastard,sheybi u sabi grammar, mumu sombori

edimolu:
Most embarrasing moment, [b]i still remember as it happened even till date, i was in jss2f [/b]at that time....so on break periods i would go to jss2E, to catch fun nd few mins before the break ended i would be back in my class...but this particular day i think i overstayed my welcome in the other class, and the class rep who happened to be a female walked up to me nd told me to leave her class, i was like ordinary girl talking to me in dis manner,before i knew what was happening she started pushing me....nd i pushed my own....like play like play dis babe carry me knack for ground come sit for my chest begin slap my face nd i be like" leave me jhoor "leave me jhoor", not until a teacher walked past that she stood up,God u needed to see how i felt...it was like d ground shld just open nd swallow me..na shame i take comot that class , d gist went viral for weeks.....i wish i could get a hold of that lady now nd fight her again.....e sure me say i go beat craze comot hin body

Oh no, you're the bastard who descended from a tree of thieves with an oblique parentage.

You sailed into life from an inferior gene pool as a sickle cell carrier, an ineffectual, epicene schlep, diminutive in size and intellect.

Manipulation and stealing by trick was the path you chose to make a trade. Nairaland became your hunting ground, with various alternate handles serving as weaponised instruments of deceit.

How's Chris Brown?

Mumude! Ole brukutu!

By the way, what were you doing in Jss2f? Only D or E graded students find themselves that far. You shouldn't have descended beyond jss2C at least.

Dunce!

edimolu:

i dey here ....come beat me nigbayen... [b]na you know why you carry my matter put for head ooo.... [/b]take your shot kor, take your bullet ni..i dey ur circle ni?..oponu oshi

edimolu:

Hehehe,dacovajnr see me see wahala, i don turn darkrebel because i follow am, hammerofthor u don smoke igbo walai

edimolu:

Sighs...am going to address this for the last time and if you still gonna act boyish that is your buisness...every retort or reply given to you was as a result of your monicker, hammerofthor means death, i was joking with that...any reasonable human being with an appreciable sense of humor would figure that out...but you are bent on regarding every monicker as an alt to your foolishness...you really amaze me...who asks sissy questions like "why are you following me?" even the dumbest amongst the females dont....this discourse with you is as lame as anything bro, holds no water...go finish up your diss with whoever you having it with okay

When u no be woman,Following don turn wahala
i don unfollow u ooo
Go follow ursef

edimolu:

What manner of irresponsibility is dis, u mistake me for your kind,....am not, but seriously if dis is how u address strangers, youre really stupid....u have been ignored...ode oshi

edimolu:

Cos yours monicker is death itself

edimolu:

Death

edimolu:

Hmmmm

edimolu:

Great man...how far you?

DarkRebel69:
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Hogwash.