Proudman1:
So, I received a good amount of money into my first bank account.

And they automatically freeze the account.

Something less than 100k.

So, I went to the bank to find out what the issue was about and they said I need to do KYC documentation.

My NIN and BVN are already with this people and I've been using this same account since 2015!

Ok, let me do the KYC na, they say my name doesn't match and I need to swear affidavit.

I went to court to do affidavit and then they submitted it and ask me to come back next week Wednesday.

The thing sha weak me because I no get any money to sustain myself till that Wednesday.

But the worst is the utility bill requirements. The support ask me to come with NEPA bill. I told her that I stay in the university hostel.

The next thing she said was that I should go to the university management and collect their NEPA bill and bring it to them

I was like how in hell will that be possible? 🤷

Right now, I don't know what step to take sha. Because who for school management go gree give student school NEPA bill to go complete the student's bank account?

Get any utility bill (water, waste, Gotv/DStv subscription receipt, even a VTU receipt of your service provider i.e MTN,Glo or Airtel). Will suffice.

If them shoot the guy now, them go say police don kill person.

Some people no do reach this one dem don dey 6ft.

GO FOR IT.

See mentality abeg........so because he is a soldier he thinks he is above the law?

When dey recruit rubbish into the system, this is one of the most foolish guy this year already.

egobetter4me:
I know a lot of you will blame me after reading this and even want to curse me, but this is my sad story and I just want to put it out there for people to learn. Don't ever let your parents decide your partner for you. Even if you have to run away, do it.

I recently got married to an ugly, short, black, smelly, village girl. At first my uncle took me to see her, then we spoke and she came visiting. All these happened in the village.

When I went back to the city, I told my mom I wasn't interested in her any more, but she insisted I must marry her. My mom would always take my joy by telling me about the girl anytime she sees me happy. There was no breathing space. We live together and I pay the rent. I loved her so much that I could do anything for her. She once sold her wrappers/materials and jewelleries, to send me money for school fees.

Anytime she tries to talk to me about the girl, I will beg her and let her understand that young people like to marry who they truly love. I don't want her, I don't love her and I don't think I will ever will.
After all said and done, she still insisted, so I called my elder bro to come talk to her. He came in from another state and spoke with my mom for hours. She did as if she would allow me marry my choice, just for my brother to go. Immediately my brother left, she started again.

My mom has BP. She stopped using her medication and was ailing. she threatened that if she dies, that I killed her. I thought to myself, that if she truly dies, I might live with the regrets for the rest of my life. I really tried but I was defeated. I succumbed. But before marrying the girl, I spoke to her(the girl) that I don't love her and that I'm marrying her against my wish, but I guess she was desperate. She said I shouldn't worry, that the love would grow in the marriage.

We got married. She lives with me and my mom. Even my neighbours were disappointed in me, when they saw her. Church members and friends were all disappointed. I can't start narrating to them how I got here.

We are over a year gone now and she still irritates me. I so much hate to look at her. We've had sex only about 5 times or so and I have to get high to do this. I only kissed her once(at the alter and I cringed)

I cry everyday.....both at home and while hustling. I never envisaged my life to be like this. I had hoped to meet a beautiful, clean and well mannered graduate from the city. Someone I would truly love and she would love me too. I'd hoped that I would meet her, approach her and we start as friends, then lovers, then I would propose and all. I never planned for it to be like this.

I am so sad with my life. Right now, I'm thinking of applying for masters abroad and probably use the means to Japa and never come back again.

My life is so miserable!

Learn from me. Don't ever let your parents blackmail you into marrying someone you don't love. Pls don't. Just run away for months or few years and they will leave you alone.

I hope it's not like your Mom and her family have shared somethings before and this is what they get as a reward from her, by letting you marry their daughter.

Dear NL,

How did you all feel during the downtime on NL?, I literarily get all my news in Nija here on NL. And i was blank on Nija news especially during this power outage in my area.

Selfless1:
I got two jobs, and I don't know which to go for.

Job 1 is a Porter position in a hotel. Salary - 40k

Job 2 is a Customer Service position in MTN. Although, the employment is not from MTN directly. It's from a company MTN outsource the job to. Salary is 35k, with a 5k increment every 3months.

Which should I choose, and please give reason. Thanks

I'll suggest you go for MTN, the experience alone can get you a better job.

RuddyFusion:
Another showmanship
Check again in 12 months

Lol.....you mean to say e go don turn condem station.

The issue is not even in creating infrastructure we can't maintain it.

ify2016:
Giant bush meat killed by my friend on his farm few minutes ago.

Nigeria is truly blessed with good protein.

Really gonna miss the pepper soup.

Kopi luwak is made from coffee beans plucked from civets' feces. This is bad news for civets. It's the world's most expensive coffee, and it's made from poop. Or rather, it's made from coffee beans that are partially digested and then pooped out by the civet, a catlike creature.

The specialty Vietnamese weasel coffee, which is made by collecting coffee beans eaten by wild civets, is sold at US$500 per kilogram. Most customers are Asian, especially those originating from Japan, China, and South Korea. Some specialty coffee shops sell cups of brewed kopi luwak for US$35–80.

This is beautiful.

Pls what is the App ID?

so this thread still dey here.

Desammyst:
I was stung by a scorpion since 9:45pm last night, and up until this moment, since I applied the black stone, it hasnt fallen off. And I still feel pain in the site of injury. I haven't been able to take my bath, and I have difficulty in walking...
What do I do now?

Are you kidding me.......hopefully if you are still alive, did you later to the hospital or did the stone later work ?

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[/quote]God showed her to me I would have deleted her number off my phone but am still keeping it for a reason I don't even know.
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Is okay God showed her abi with that kind of mind set she has.....Abeg go back and tell God that she is not for you.

Dblaiz:



You can check here for some past questions that will help you prepare for your assessment.
https://studygurru.com/providus-bank-aptitude-test-past-questions-and-answers-free-copy/

Thanks

Jackanda1:
Where is the Python sauce?

I wonder ooo....

mail has dropped.

who has idea of how the assessment used to be?

Proceed with caution.

lol

I support this if politicians only serve 1 term for life......without any other political post given after the term. And if every graduate can be gainfully employed on or before the age of 25 years.

doggedfighter:
A 20 year old girl already married off to a poor drunk useless husband can be frustrating.



Look at her looking 40 , tired and worn out.



It's a hard life she's living.

Thats doesnt justify her actions my dear. She ought to have just walked out.

Prosperity4All:


Same way we make wrong choices in Life

Maxtrime in his response showed he was confused when he asked if the fish had whiskers. The fish he refers to is what we popularly call Cat fish.
What you have is an Eel. And someone already answered with photo proof. What better response could you seek

He is actually very right. West African Lungfish.
Next time try google to see for yaself. Peace.

Smithkline200:
Always check your Junk folder.

Most times these mails go into the junk folders.

Yea....thanks.

Smithkline200:
Thank you.

Have you been scheduled for the assessment yet?

Not at all.....I didn't see anything in respect to that, I don't know if its done in batches. I hope they do.

ahnie:
I have bn longing to create this topic for some months now,but due to my busy schedules as I barely have time.

For some time now.... I have bn noticing a particular pattern going on and couple with some experiences which I ain't cool with.

I don't know if other married women finds it cool,but to me it's very disgusting and appalling.

Sometimes I do wonder if those wondering phalluses no even get eyes to see that the woman they're chasing is even married sef.
Aren't they seeing the little kids with the women?

You become a target if they by any chance noticed your husband isn't based in same state with you and comes once in a while and God epp you if you're beautiful and always decently dressed.



Recently I had another experience....I was somewhere with my daughter picking some items...when this man with his bend bend legs like pastor gbejero walked up to me and said he likes me,that he has bn noticing me for sometime,he was even twitching....

I just looked at him then laughed,I told him to take a walk.....few weeks later I saw him trekking under the hot sun going from store to store with his bend bend legs like oshodi octopus.

One sick one even had the impetus telling me...I go dey chop like thief from corner oga nor go know.
Before he even finished the statement...a powerful slap landed on his cheek,yes I can be mean and bold at same time.

Surprising these men would go back home then pretend to their wives,them no go tell them say....them dey run after people wives.

On-line isn't even different......


So men...chasing people's wives....how do you sleep at night?

Who knows if your husband too do thesame out there without your knowledge.

Smithkline200:
2 weeks ago.

I also got a success mail too

Wow....congratulations.

Smithkline200:
Yes I have. I have done the test

When did u do the test ?

Thanks for those wonderful songs.....RIP Mike

vr0xen:
they will calculate 300k and give u. Don’t mind them once they go continue with the bypass since I moved into a new apartment I haven’t payed nepa bill na so I run them. There is a way to bypass it and there will be no light in the meter but you will have light in your flat. Look for a good electrician when nepa come them go see say light no Dey your meter dem go commot. Na so I Dey use free light for a year now.

Chai.....