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 Jokes Etc / Who Is More Important? by harper020(m): 4:30pm On Jun 01, 2006 |
You are carrying a very important document that must not be stolen or handled carelessly, On getting home you saw someone beating your MUM outside the house, as you rush in to drop the document because if anything happen to them you are as good as dead, on getting inside you meet a guy having sex with your wife (Wife not GF) or Lady having sex with your husband (husband not BF). Question: Which one would you sort out first between your Mum that was been beating outside and your husband/wife having sex inside ? [i][/i]
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| Jokes Etc / Who Fine Pass? by harper020(m): 4:22pm On Jun 01, 2006 |
who is more beautiful among this two? comeon show me where you brain is, lol catch you, catch me if you can.[i][/i]
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| Education / The Paradox Of Our Time. by harper020(m): 3:17pm On Jun 01, 2006 |
[b]The Paradox of our Time by George Carlin The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more but enjoy less We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness. We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom. We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life, we've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less. These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion; big men and small character; steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throw-away morality, one-night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the show window and nothing in the stock room. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete. Remember, spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side. Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent. Remember, to say "I Love you" to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you. Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment, for some day, that person will not be there again. Give time to Love, give time to speak, give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind. Something to think about, Name the five wealthiest people in the world. Name the last five Heismann trophy winners. Name the last five winners of the Miss America contest. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer prize. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor or actress. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners. How did you do? The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday. These are no second-rate achievers. They are the best in their fields. But the applause dies. Awards tarnish. Achievements are forgotten. Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners. Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one: List a few teachers who aided your journey through school. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with. Name half a dozen heroes whose stories have inspired you. Easier? The lesson? The people who make a difference in your life are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones who care. [/b] |
| Jokes Etc / The Dog And The Leopard. by harper020(m): 3:14pm On Jun 01, 2006 |
[b]The Dog and the Leopard A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa and he took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. That's when he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch. The dog thinks, "Boy, I'm in deep trouble now." Then he noticed some bones on the ground close by, and immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog exclaims loudly, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the leopard, as a look of terror comes over him, halts his attack in mid-stride, and slinks away into the trees. "Whew," says the leopard. "That was close. That dog nearly had me." Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes. But the dog saw him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figured that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard. The cat is furious at being made a fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine." Now the dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back, and thinks," What am I going to do now?" But instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet. Then, just when they get close enough to hear, the dog says, "Where's that monkey. I just can never trust him. I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back!!" [/b] |
| Poems For Review / Dust It If You Must by harper020(m): 3:10pm On Jun 01, 2006 |
[b]"A house becomes a home when you can write "I love you" on the furniture." I can't tell you how many countless hours that I have spent CLEANING! I used to spend at least 8 hours every weekend making sure things were just perfect - "in case someone came over". Then I realized one day that no-one came over; they were all out living life and having fun! Now, when people visit, I find no need to explain the "condition" of my home, They are more interested in hearing about the things I've been doing while I was away living life and having fun. If you haven't figured this out yet, please heed this advice. Life is short. Enjoy it! Dust if you must, but wouldn't it be better to paint a picture, write a letter, bake a cake or plant a seed, ponder the difference between want and need? Dust if you must, but there's not much time, with rivers to swim and mountains to climb, music to hear and books to read, friends to cherish and life to lead. Dust if you must, but the world's out there with the sun in your eyes, the wind in your hair, a flutter of snow, a shower of rain. This day will not come around again. Dust if you must, but bear in mind, old age will come and it's not kind. And when you go - and go you must - you, yourself will make more dust! Share this with all the wonderful people in your life! It's not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived.[/b] |
| Education / All I Really Need To Know I Learned In Kindergarten. by harper020(m): 3:06pm On Jun 01, 2006 |
[b][b]All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate-school mountain, but there in the sandpile at Sunday School. These are the things I learned. Share everything. Play fair. Don't hit people. Put things back where you found them. Clean up your own mess. Don't take things that aren't yours. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody. Wash your hands before you eat. Flush. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. Live a balanced life-learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some. Take a nap every afternoon. When you go out into the world, watch out for traffic, hold hands, and stick together. Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the styrofoam cup: The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that. Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup-they all die. So do we. And then remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned-the biggest word of all - LOOK. Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation. Ecology and politics and equality and sane living. Take any of those items and extrapolate it into sophisticated adult terms and apply it to your family life or your work or your government or your world and it holds true and clear and firm. Think what a better world it would be if all-the whole world-had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down with our blankies for a nap. Or if all governments had a basic policy to always put thing back where they found them and to clean up their own mess. And it is still true, no matter how old you are-when you go out into the world, it is best to hold hands and stick together.[/b][/b] |
| Forum Games / Re: Mirror , Mirror , Mirror On The Wall ! by harper020(m): 8:54am On May 31, 2006 |
i see the wondefully hand made of GOD, with a smile that helps me tru the torns of each day, which makes me the best i have to be, |
| Religion / Re: Deeper Life Bible Church: Why Avoid Us? by harper020(m): 10:53am On May 30, 2006 |
hello fresheva. don,t mind watever they may said to you, they did much more than to our lord jesus christ and at the end he was glorifield. am a memeber of deeper life too and am pride of being one. it,s all about the heart,believe and what you want, to crown it all. he (GOD) owns our life. so fresheva were are u located and do u mind getting to know u, u can add me on ur yahoomessanger (hoceh). |
| Health / Re: My HIV Test Result by harper020(m): 5:20pm On May 12, 2006 |
[b][/b][i][/i]fellow 9ja lets be little more sincere here. tell me who of you will be brave enough to tell the truth even if you were tested positive, lol, chai all of una dey talk nagative,nagative here now. those that mean say all of una wen fit die on top TOTO were not tested positive tooo?.make una talk true oooo, becoz most nigeria men of this days they sin to much and 99% of thier sins na on top of woman. pls am pleading with all nigeria guys, pls make una try repent. heaven help those who help themselfs they say. any way am a man tooo, is just an advise for all the guys in the house, one love my brothers, |
| Health / Re: My HIV Test Result by harper020(m): 5:45pm On May 11, 2006 |
[i][/i] i believe it a thing everyone of us all should go out and be checked. though no one pray to be a vitim of it, it is really not being easy going for the test, But with courage alot can be done. sooo cheer up don,t be scared go get something done, AND THE RESULT?[flash=200,200][/flash] IS NON OF MY BUSSINESS, LOL |
| Romance / Re: Making Love With Your Man Friend In Your Matrimonial Bed by harper020(m): 5:34pm On May 11, 2006 |
they deserved to be cursed, no talk say na me talk am oooo.
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