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Celebrities / Re: AliBaba And Julius Agwu On AY's Marriage Crash (pics) by haul: 12:03pm On Feb 25, 2016
dabimzy:
Are you kidding?
Dojupyo:

You must be joking, right?
dabimzy:
Are you kidding?

Why should I be kidding you ladies? One thing have learnt to understand is most ladies enjoy being beaten, have seen women beaten and not leave and the love even grew bigger than before the beatings, you tried to intrude this ladies relationship and end up being a fool. So I think there is nothing wrong with wife/women beaters after all most percentage of ladies stick around . A case of sadomasochism.
Culture / Re: Most Cubans Originated From Yorubaland – Ambassador by haul: 9:06am On Feb 25, 2016
iwadobo:
It is true. Most Cubans are yoruba. I leant the Oba of Benin usually raid most yoruba land, take as many as possible people hostage and sell them to the Europeans. When slave trade was eventually abrogated, most of the people recently taken hostage and sold ,were all gathered in Cuba. Most freed slaves ,moSt of which are of yoruba descent, were also sent to Cuba. It is a sad story of oppression by a very powerful oba over a people without any powerful king.

You binis are just inferior! Damn! Oba benin who couldn't spread beyond edo? Oba benin who never fought a single war except europeans? Oba benin who are only known for artifacts they learnt from ile-ife? Oba benin who the oyo empire never tried to conquer cause it also as oduduwa descendant as their head? Its obvious to everyone up to date who had a wider reach and conquest between yoruba and bini! Stop being petty with inferiority complex it makes your oba look like a slowpoke!

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Romance / Re: Lol' My Bitter Experience Staying In Face Me I Face You Compound ( Pix ) by haul: 3:52am On Feb 25, 2016
I lived in this type of accomodation from birth till 3rd year in university, baba God I've come to give you tuale, sincerely this picture just reminded me to be thankful for everything. Though still hustling but I don comot face me and face you, now living in self contain. at least na stepping stone to greatness so far I dey hardworking and prayerful.

For all ye still living in this settings, keep your head up cause it will end in praise!

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Celebrities / Re: AliBaba And Julius Agwu On AY's Marriage Crash (pics) by haul: 3:40am On Feb 25, 2016
Dojupyo:
That man (I no call person name) be like person wey dey beat woman..
I no know if e dey show for face, cos im face strong, na im make me talk am angry

There is nothing wrong with a wife beater tho
Career / Re: Where Can I Learn Cleaning In Ibadan? by haul: 8:04am On Oct 06, 2015
Is anyone here with an information considering what I posted earlier?
Career / Re: Where Can I Learn Cleaning In Ibadan? by haul: 6:58pm On Oct 05, 2015
Anyone have a reply to the above please?
Career / Where Can I Learn Cleaning In Ibadan? by haul: 4:23pm On Oct 05, 2015
Where can I learn cleaning works in ibadan? Please if you know any cleaning agency in ibadan please gladly inform me. I await your replies.
Technology Market / Re: Haulage Trucks Needed by haul: 7:18pm On Oct 04, 2015
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Bros abeg you dey always give me so much mention when you use my moniker in your sentence,can you help adjusting the spelling to hau£

May success find your hustle sir.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Home And Office Cleaning Services In Ibadan by haul: 5:17pm On Oct 04, 2015
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Hello madam hope you don't mind if I join you as a worker in assisting you with this cleaning service, I do be happy to receive a message from you, thanks.
Romance / Re: Most Adult Girls Are Suffering From Painful Sex called Dyspareunia by haul: 8:47pm On Sep 28, 2015
Xiadnat:


This is true! Also could be what is called vaginismus-- a medical/psychological condition!

Personally, it happened to me when i was with guys that was very well endowed (and most of them were).

You right sha,but some women too no dey try, they will be in hurry atimes even if your want to take them to the cloud, some can nag during this! Some will just lay like a wood, some as loose shape that makes you just see them as a semen accumulating machine(no pun intended) all this things are discouraging, someone that's want to be in cloud9 must also lay a good approach you get?
Islam for Muslims / Re: Hajj Stampede: Nigerian Survivor Narrates Ordeal by haul: 1:21pm On Sep 28, 2015
Viktor1983:
60,000 Pilgrims...

If each of em were to have spent an average of N400,000 or $2000 on this trip, What is the economic effect?
60,000 Pilgrims x $2000 = $120000000 .


Imagine over 25billion naira taken out of our economy to saudi! Without even feeding bills oooo!

And we say no job in this country? We the architect of our problems in this country not only government can solve unemployment,we citizens can also do, do you know the number of world standard hospitals that will be built from this? Not to talk of good roads? Or job that can be created!

Our problem is religion if we want to move forward then we need to jettison religion fast!

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Sports / Re: Youths Visit "Mad Men" & "Imbeciles" To Win Big In Sport Bets (Photos) by haul: 12:34pm On Sep 27, 2015
They are not betting!!!!! For job sake!!!!

They are working! The same way a bank manage works with his brain to grow a bank, its the same way these guys task their brain to grow their account!

Its called mental job! Bricklaying is called physical job!

No mind boys, job no dey and they need to keep up with life.

Atleast they never killed or duped people,its their money,life and no ones business! Certified mentally employed niggi!

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TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching And Who Is Your Favorite Character? by haul: 11:41pm On Sep 25, 2015
Jacobs cross-----prospero
Rap Battles / Re: The Legendary "Fnep Shevoo" Is In The Building ( Who Is Ready? ) by haul: 9:57pm On Sep 25, 2015
fnep2smooth:

I no you got some flow but my line is off da chain/

But I roll it down the coast, check my style miky way/

You got to top your game before you come up in my lane/

I know you bored and cold, catch my style, check the name./

I show up in this place to show some nigg# how it goes /

You got to mark the name..... Check my file. .. Catch the pose/

You drop it like it's hot.. Smoke the we#d... . You DE boss/


I make it like it rough. .... ...... . Show your flow... . They see you flop/

Fnep Shevoo ©

To think you reply with this lame bullsh-t insult my intellect bro! I will reply when you have you mojo back! This right here? Is way too cheap and reeks of laziness and pettiness, no pun intended just want you to pen wisdom!
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Becomes SLOT Ambassador, Gets Brand New Porsche [photos] by haul: 5:25pm On Sep 23, 2015
This guy is the africans jayz&Diddy!

If you hate him,you hate success!

Success is revenge! At a point in a muscians life the music don't matter but the brand!

I'm expecting your kokoGarri to help reduces unemployment in naija!

He's getting endorsement and he's a manufacturing company to his name!!! What the watery fu-ck do make a musicBusiness man?

Flyy soo high man! The lord is with you!

*if you know what I know,you go like me ooo*

His business part makes me like him!

We go dey go loke oooo! Loke oo! Loke ooo kamoloooo! We go rise to the top we will never never fall!

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Politics / Re: APC Considers Akume, Remi Tinubu As Saraki’s Replacement - NationalMirror by haul: 3:54pm On Sep 23, 2015
safarigirl:
lol. Tis an ideology propounded by Dave Chapelle which I just happen to agree with

Cool, well its the truth abouth men, just that something is missing.


The beauty of it is if you can be pragmatic about it.
Family / Re: Serious Issue: What Do You Think? by haul: 2:17pm On Sep 23, 2015
Kai!!! See free toto for here Oooo! Chineke!

Which means any naija guy wey go bump to you like this omo the guy go just dey hump dey go!

As a sharp guy, if e don sense thise desperacy na too chop am troway after usage!

NB don't be in a rush!
Family / Re: Urgent Advice Needed Please!!!!! by haul: 2:06pm On Sep 23, 2015
linyberry:
thanks so much guys ...your comments are really appreciated

Workout routine is not a problem, can help you figure that.

Do have a nice time.
Politics / Re: APC Considers Akume, Remi Tinubu As Saraki’s Replacement - NationalMirror by haul: 1:45pm On Sep 23, 2015
safarigirl:
So if any of those 2 perform a 'Tambuwal' on them later, they'll dig up corruption cases against said person and Saraki all over again? Petty politics

I'm more intrested in your siggy, tell me more about it safari


Between, are you pragmatic about it?
Family / Re: What Can You Say About This Kind Of Parent by haul: 12:46pm On Sep 23, 2015
The ladies here are sick! they are some twisted feminist!

When a woman is in a position of power they tend to lord of the male specifically to feel like a real power trip woman!

Nonsense, bunch of mentally crippled home!
Rap Battles / Re: The Legendary "Fnep Shevoo" Is In The Building ( Who Is Ready? ) by haul: 10:57am On Sep 23, 2015
I opened up your drawers
I rip off your self-confidence
I know you come with vendetta
But hey, I'm going to tear you into shreds,
Then peel off your honour like banana
You the reason the world lost humanity
All hope not lost,we know your abnormality
You a slowpoke a dunce in 1 complete breakfast
You foolish, gullible to fill in for a lunch
Your STEWpidity is 2 tasty 4 my guests dinner
I'm a poet, you a puppet, you kept by your masters as a pet, quit being a pest, we've got pesticide to eradicate your threats, we no longer sign a treaty with a treacherous traitor
who tread to a path of death,
Let asume we revive you,we revamp you,
Hw many coins U judas will hv sold us 4? 22?,
The heart of a man is deep,
The love is gone, the world full of thorns
All they care about is thos flashy louis vuitton
How men goin to strip women off their thongs
Hw women goin retrieve money with tongues
Its a crazy cycle that we ended up not ending
I can write and write and write, I wish I can right my wrongs for real.
Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A Married Man. by haul: 8:19am On Sep 23, 2015
Young lady don't sweat it!

Yall abusing are no just follow for brain matter at all!

the christanic way: there will be a time it will be 7wives to a man, begging him just to bear his name that they don't mind raising their kids themselves.

The muslimic way : you can marry more than one wife so far you can satisfy them equally?

So what is there to be scared off? He's your dream man, loving caring rich tall and handsome! What more can you ask for? Don't let this man pass you by oooo!

NB: "after giving advise, I always end my word with I don't know though, so you can never say I ruined your life"

Peace be unto you!
Romance / Re: I'm In Love With A Married Man. by haul: 7:46am On Sep 23, 2015
bonka:
Pls my sincere advice to u is to follow ur heart because ur heart will never lie to u...forget about all those theories

You be badman! We dey same plane, I don't advise gullibility
Travel / Re: A Discriminating Experience In Poland by haul: 12:41pm On Sep 22, 2015
fightforchange1:


Ig anything white people are worshipped for their past. We the world worship them by being christian and naming our kids euro style names...
Abandoning our customs to accept theirs.

Na den you go dey hear cynthia, Felicia, ben, hanks!

After reading a lot and fred myself of mental slavery long ago, I called my parent and cured their ignorance that they made a mistake giving me a jew name calling it christian names, the good thing is that it was a third name.

Why can't we name ourselves olayemi, babayaro, chinedu?

You see them even rebranding ikechwuku to "iyke"

Nobody go bear such names as joseph, benjamin from my own lineage rubbish! I'm african so everything about me!

There is even this sport host on inside sport called "joe hanson" if you first see this name won't you think his white,even if you want to give an opportunity to a black man you would have skipped his name from the blessing.

Its start with loving ourselves, making ankara,lace,aso ofi, our official dress to work not relegating them to only fridays in our own country.
Business / Re: Football(+ Other Sports) Betting Season 9 by haul: 6:52pm On Sep 21, 2015
Abeg wetin dinamo play ? I no gree enter livescore
Culture / Re: The Beauty Of Our Culture (ijaw , Urhobo, Itsekiri) by haul: 8:56am On Sep 21, 2015
asamaigho:



U ARE VERY CORRECT,...ACTUALLY ITSEKIRI IS 70% ijebu,30% owo,.......cos i have neva seen an yoruba man dat doesnot understand itsekiri,and there is no itsekiri man dat doesnot understand yoruba.

But one itsekiri guy earlier said they aint yoruba naa? You guys are getting me confused
Culture / Re: The Beauty Of Our Culture (ijaw , Urhobo, Itsekiri) by haul: 8:02am On Sep 21, 2015
dejavski:

Are u an ijebu man? If so you should be able to understand it cos there some similarities in our spoken language just like the Owos.
There's a linguistic called "Edekiri". If you read up on this, you'll understand the link btw us.

Half ijebu man by maternal, well that's true like the "dede" word. Will read up on edekiri, history is interesting though.

Between your signature is weird, hypocrites are everywhere.
Celebrities / Re: 9 Craziest Pictures Of Nigerian Celebrities That Will Shock You by haul: 1:10am On Sep 21, 2015
Felitsa187:

Nigga, watch ur statements. Dont just generalise by saying gals r idiots. Dont u have sisters or a mother? Besides u will marry one someday unless ur gay. Wud u feel alright if gals go about saying boys r idiots? Even if related to this context, it's not cool. In those pictures shown, who knows, ur future wife cud be in that crowd. Be careful!!! angry

Calm your bo0bs down before the river between your thighs get dried up, you scream future wife up and down, was that the best nursery rhyme your 256mb ram could process?

Relax Next time, we aint all going to marry, your threat is petty, you do slap through your device I guess! Bloody thot!
Culture / Re: The Beauty Of Our Culture (ijaw , Urhobo, Itsekiri) by haul: 11:19pm On Sep 20, 2015
dejavski:
Nice thread. Shalla to our cousins from the east side(itsekiri)
Urhobo wado oo
Mo ki agha oma itsekiri dede yi gha nibe
Haaa izon!!!

As for me I rep my ilaje to the core grin

Ayemafuge dede ilaje Eyi ri hun mo fo nibe

I'm not itsekiri but funny part I was able to read this part you posted

"Mo ki agha oma itsekiri dede yi gha nibe"

Which means "mo ki awa omo itsekiri dede ti(o) wa nibi"

Between I'm yoruba ooo, is this coincidence? Somebody educate me, I know ilaje is yoruba sha but itsekiri I don't think so,pardon my naivety.

It sound more like the ijebu-yoruba sha,I stand to be corrected tho

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Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Replies Fans Who Had A Problem With Her ‘Bra Outfit’ by haul: 12:42pm On Sep 20, 2015
ebichy:
:-XOh English, am so sorry for u coz some pep find it difficult to spell ooo. Stargal, abeg pigin no b crime to communicate!

With this your vague literal approach right?
Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Replies Fans Who Had A Problem With Her ‘Bra Outfit’ by haul: 12:41pm On Sep 20, 2015
LaraiBoluwaji:
That aint bitchy. That's slutty
Can you tell me the difference

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