sylvalord: Following the loss
encountered by the
Nigerian football team
against Uruguay last
night, Pastor T.B.
Joshua, a foremost
Nigerian Pastor who
has always predicted
Nigeria’s football
Matches, is at it again.
According to our
sources at the
Synagogue, T.B.
Joshua has been heard
to have predicted the
returning of the
Nigerian team back
home from the
Confederations Cup,
after facing heavy
shelling from the Spain
national team to the
tune of 8 goals to Nil.
It is not clear how the
Nigerian team will
react to this new
prediction from this
man of God, however,
The Eagles coach has
told our correspondent
in Brazil that his team
is not bother because
his own words ‘ T.B.
Joshua can predict all
he wants, but we all
know that his
predictions are always
the opposite’, Keshi
went on ‘If He says
we will win, then I will
be scared, but if says
we will lose, then I
know that we are
winning by 8 goals, so
I’m confident’.
Following this
revelation, the coach
of Spain couldn’t be
found for comments,
but the Team was
seen training with lots
of energy and morale

excuse me sir,i hear u oo..na u 1 go play am ni..na all ur prediction dy go wrong..lets c dis tym..all am confidnt iz dat we 'll conquer spain,even if we dnt,it wont b up 2 dat..abah

ZACHIE: Jazzy, one bottle or champagne will save that man
Just one bottle

man y u twkn lyk a fool,we re twkn of lyf here,u twkn of champagne..nigerians dnt tink deeply b4 voicin