Informative, but green or blue urine? Never heard of that, only pink.

Omo! See number of views!

Did you notice that 90 min flew fast? Up Naija.

Guy, SE go qualify ojare

Is it just me or does anyone else see nig flying to brazil? Up naija. Good People, Great Nation.

Not bad, not bad. But will the roads also be painted with oil paint for beauty?








Just kidding
At least the cost of maintainance will be cheaper? And the pot-holes can easily be patched since the road was constructed with cement!

So sad Nigerians are hated in many countries bcoz of their uniqueness. They always survive and thrive in any part of the world. They are just so special. The thing is just for many of them to discover their potentials. Otherwise, why would they be treated badly in many countries? Isn't this jealousy? They always succeed wherever they go!
That's why our country will become one of the strongest with time.
RIP TO THE ONE WHO LOST HIS/HER LIFE.

The truth is the Christian students have no problem living or working with muslims, no. They only foresaw what might happen in the future with the merger of the schools. Merging them might bring favouritism, tribalism or what have you. In an attempt to merge the schools, the saw that that would be the advent of another remarkable historical record of the school. This is because the school's name will definitely be changed, its uniform, its curriculum, standards and laws; then, all the efforts and perseverance of the founding missionaries would have been futile, because a new history will, even if not said, be recognized--that the govt. founded the 'new school'. These are their fears, who blames them? They are rightfully fighting to save their legacy.

oremisussan: I just hope I get to be the only one left behind.

I would carry a disc player, listening to Tuface's "If to say na just meeee."

I would trek to Dubai, then Siberia, and then Haiti.

I would leave everything called caution at Haiti and then swim back to Nigeria via the Pacific.

I would...

O Gosh! When will it happen, abeg? That rapture!

Sorry.

If they should stop the distribution of petr products, transportation will be costly, kerosine and other by-products of petroleum will become costly as well. This union should give a second thought to their proposed strike bcoz its the masses that will feel the frustration, there'll be fuel scarcity and that means long chains of vehicles at different filling stations. So no, I'm not in support of their idea.

This is what you always get when demoralising acts are accepted in the name of freedom and human rights. I knew that gay marriage is so not going to be the peak of such bad act, I knew that in the future, they would bring something worse than gayism. Still don't believe me? Then watch and see what will happen in the next two yrs if this demonism is not controlled. Satan is never short of ideas, he will keep on perverting and polluting the minds of the unwary. Now is the time to call on Jesus Christ.

bigiyaro: you are not alone, mine is up sale 12k (3 days old) am in jos.

I am also in jos, where are u nd why d u want to sell it? Do u have a shop at Hamaz?

Guys pls, Can a new Gp2 b sold for 12k? That's the price I was told in Jos(without pricing o). Hope there ain't no fake one.

striktlymi: This is indeed very funny. The last time I checked the president of CAN, the 'good' Pastor Oritsejafor is a very wealthy man.

Has he given half of his wealth to the poor? If he hasn't then what moral right does he have to ask President GEJ and other politicians to do same?

That's why its good to understand a text before commenting. The pastor gave a 'suggestion' and not an obligation. It is the job of the fg to take good care of the youths and not the pastor. Oritsejafor, having noticed that the fg does NOTHING to combat abject poverty especially among youths, decided to mind a suggestion for the fg. I believe you are not a victim of poverty and that's the reason why you don't know what this suggestion mean to the poor. Speak in relation to the matter and not in relation to what you think at once.

"HATERS MAKE ME POPULAR"

I.D.I.O.T!

He learnt it from youtube? I Guess He Will Soon Be Given Scholarship!

The guy woke up from a nightmare and saw the tv on with high volume, still recovering he took cover thinking the tv was coming for him

Indiscipline!
But what would make them want to leave?
What were the planning?
Is anyone else involved in this?
Are some questions we OUGHT TO ASK ourselves before crucifying them. When proper investigations have been made, the children can then be disciplined appropriately afterwards.

May God also bless you, your excellency.
I respect GEJ for who he is. I liked it when he said that no matter the challenges we face, we are on the right path to greatness. Truly we must stand with commitment and resolve to fight division. There is strength in unity--so everyone says. He is right by saying that if we do not despair we shall reap the reward of our labour in due season.
This is what I took note of in his speech:
-Our nation is made great through small and big folks.
-History has proven that nations take time to develop.
-The trials we face may be real and immediate, but we are not alone; every country faces challenges. Whether rich or poor, what matters the most are the lessons we learn from our experiences and the wisdom we demonstrate.
-The spectra of extremism haunts every democracy around the world.
-No cause will be spared, no idea ignored, and no resource will be left untapped for the good development of our dear country.
-Fellow Nigerians, this is a time to put behind our national cause, we must rekindle the spirit of Nigeria so that everybody, rich and poor will live a life of freedom.
-No matter the challenges we face, we are on the right path to greatness.
-I've been consistently mindful to the public expectations. In all I've done, I've strived to lead Nigeria to the right path and I can say that Nigeria, under my administration, will not fail.
-Our constitution is anchored on the idea of freedom; freedom of speech, freedom of demonstration and freedom to vote and be voted for.
-Democracy encourage values, discord and disagreement. This is the joy of democracy: when it works, it does not destroy a nation but unites it.
-Fellow Nigerians, for the past 53 yrs, I've seen Nigeria evolve on an epic scale. This is our 4th Republic but that not withstanding, we last longer than the previous three put together-- that is progress.
-We must stand with commitment and resolve to fight every course of division. This is not the time for parochial political and religious sentiments. If we do not despair we shall reap the reward of our labour in due season.

-May God continue to bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria. I wish you all a happy 53rd Independence Celebration.
It's good to listen to the thoughts of your leader before attacking them.

Happy 53rd Independence day PEOPLE!

So this means no cutting of pole wires.

theoctopus:

Pay as you go is it bro! The meters are coming your way very soon. Pay as you go, baby! No more estimated bills! Love it!!!

Really ?






Well that's cool.

We are just happy. But at the same time let's remember that 24/7 power supply is not free. I believe that the PHCN bills will be expensive...at least that's what I'm contemplating.
However, that would mean better employment opportunities for our Electrical Eng. graduates

We are just happy. But at the same time let's remember that 24/7 power supply is not free. I believe that the PHCN bills will be expensive...at least that's what I'm contemplating.

Bright De Gea: this phone would have been much better with a more reasonable ppi, this phone a 22k phone not 28k or 35k, thats my point oo, u can outline ur own, make anybody no insult me cos, i no insult anyone oo, thank u

Bright De Gea: this phone would have been much better with a more reasonable ppi, this phone a 22k phone not 28k or 35k, thats my point oo, u can outline ur own, make anybody no insult me cos, i no insult anyone oo, thank u

AMINDA:
Hahahaha, now that joke was funny. Now please be serious,how much is it?

Alright, you caught me. The phone is sold for 25.5k-28k