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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Chelsea : UCL (3 - 0) On 14th March 2018 by homosapien002: 9:18pm On Mar 14, 2018
Himmler:
All this noisemaking barca fans go use their eyes see something today. I am 100% sure Chelsea will knock out
Barca today. I can stake my life on it

Na so u for just loose ur life because of chelsea grin grin

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Religion / Re: Should Christians Care About Physical Appearance? by homosapien002: 10:03am On Mar 11, 2018
egodswill:
I'll address that pastor's wife the same way I'll address club girl... See breast..

That's not a pastor's wife but an American actress as you can see she wore the outfit to a BET awards show.
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Lagos After His Girlfriend Left Him. Photos by homosapien002: 11:30pm On Mar 03, 2018
soberdrunk:
If you have never 'truly' been in love you wont be able to relate and you will think this young man has achieved a new level of stupidity by killing himself for love but i assure you that "love" makes a man do things he himself cannot explain. I remember one time i kept 4 bottles of gulder inside my freezer for quick chill, i slept off and forgot it and all the bottles got broken, for two weeks I couldn't get erection angry angry

This 1 wey u talk just weak me bro..wetin go con happen if na henessy or ciroc vodka u put for freezer?
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Lagos After His Girlfriend Left Him. Photos by homosapien002: 11:23pm On Mar 03, 2018
Nairalanddist:




Prophet Muhammad (pbuh) is the only the only true prophet of Allah. Jesus will be beheaded if we catch him

I doubt ur a real Muslim cos if u are den you won't be talking about jesus in such manner..
Peace
Crime / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Lagos After His Girlfriend Left Him. Photos by homosapien002: 11:20pm On Mar 03, 2018
Nairalanddist:
angry His corpse should be beheaded as a punishment for his stupidity. He must have been an infidel Christian. The only thing i can die for is Islam

Why u no dey borno state dey fight dem boko wey b real infidels since ur ready to die for Islam? Oga na mouth u get but no bravery. grin grin
Literature / Re: Mention One Book You'll Read Over And Over Again by homosapien002: 10:50pm On Mar 02, 2018
The sicilian by Mario puzo and the confession by John grisham
Business / Re: Paddy Adenuga: "Bad Belle Is Such An Epidemic In Nigeria" by homosapien002: 2:38pm On Feb 27, 2018
dumo1:

You dey mind the foolish boy. If no be him papa name, who for give am face sef. Dem never work in that their dead snail Glo company na Chevron him wan go buy. Long throat somebody

Haters spotted

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Celebrities / Re: J. Cole, Davido & Wizkid To Perform In Lagos This April by homosapien002: 12:34am On Feb 24, 2018
kelvinreality:


The Guy is good. Do try to check some of his songs online and you will be amaze.

Although, he made wave in 2012/13 period.

Highest paid rapper 2015/16 seff... to those that does not know j Cole it only means they are of indomie generation period.

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Crime / Re: Man Batters Sex Worker Over Extra Rounds Of Sex by homosapien002: 2:48pm On Feb 23, 2018
timwudz:
Lalalalalalal
See what ordinary #200 has caused you


instead make u jejely give her the 1K sef.. she don rope u say u thief her money and them no born ur papa well make u no pay her



but wait, why not get a girlfriend

Which girl go gree for this 1 wey dey use 2 hrs for first round...except the girl na
Education / Re: Student Beaten Mercilessly By His Teacher For Leaving His Hair Bushy. Photos by homosapien002: 9:26pm On Feb 22, 2018
BadBlaize:
I will suffer and get my wife pregnant, my wife will suffer and carry my child for 9months, both of us will now suffer to train the child to this age,

Then 1 human being from no where will flog my child anyhow

I just dey laff, beat i go beat that teacher na Only God for fit hold me that day

Den try and hustle more so u'll be able to have ur own school and teach ur child the way it pleases u.
No wonder the previous generation are better in terms of achievements,education,smartness and knowledge to say d least,that's because they were trained the hard way and there's no time for nonsense unlike like our Spaghetti generation.
Most people dey form butty like say dem never chop cane wey pass dis one for their pako school...
Abeg cane no dey kill joor.
Crime / Re: Lady Ordered To Clear Up Dump Site After She Was Caught Dumping Refuse(photos) by homosapien002: 12:22pm On Feb 16, 2018
Dirty tin

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Education / Re: Video Of JAMB Officer Saying Snake Swallowed N36 Million Released by homosapien002: 7:06am On Feb 16, 2018
Snake in the eagle shadow...
Politics / Re: Governor El-Rufai Almost Kneels To Greet President Buhari by homosapien002: 10:18pm On Feb 15, 2018
Is dat buhar Or atiku

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Romance / Re: Valentine: What Is The Craziest Thing You Have Done For Love? by homosapien002: 6:42pm On Feb 14, 2018
QuietHammer:
Licked her pusssy. *spits*

My ancestors, I'm very sorry for putting you to shame

Apology accepted... go and lick no more

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Romance / Re: Valentine: What Is The Craziest Thing You Have Done For Love? by homosapien002: 6:41pm On Feb 14, 2018
Mchewww. Val ko Vat ni
Celebrities / Re: Shina Peters Performs At Omotola's 40th Birthday: Omosexy, Dele Momodu Dance by homosapien002: 6:50pm On Feb 13, 2018
So what
Car Talk / Re: Range Rover Sport Climbs To Heaven’s Gate In China (Photos) by homosapien002: 9:35pm On Feb 12, 2018
Jayson1:
I need a car going to hell, i have a passenger here with me.

Name; Pres. Muhammadu Buhari

Age; Ripe enough to meet the devil.


Mercedes Benz, do well to inform me.
So u want to drive him to hell...una two dey both enter b dat oo
Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: "IPOB More Dangerous Than The Fulani Herdsmen" by homosapien002: 9:31pm On Feb 12, 2018
superlanny:
This is the most sensible thing I have ever heard aunty kemi say, iya mi wa gbayi!!!

U no sabi ur mama again abi grin
cool

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Romance / Re: My Fiancée Is 7 Years Older Than Me by homosapien002: 5:00pm On Feb 11, 2018
alexialin:










You are blessed.

Even the men with younger wives do not such qualities in their wives.
Headache today, headache tomorrow. All the divorces cases u hear online and offline? Women running away from home with lover boy or former boyfriend leaving their children with their husbands. Are the women older than the men? Use your brain and think.


Op, if you are sure your fiancee loves you and she respects you, do the needful and have peace of mind.
Marriage is not all about age. It's about understanding, mutual love, respect and becoming a team player to your wife.
Best of luck.

alexialin:










You are blessed.

Even the men with younger wives do not such qualities in their wives.
Headache today, headache tomorrow. All the divorces cases u hear online and offline? Women running away from home with lover boy or former boyfriend leaving their children with their husbands. Are the women older than the men? Use your brain and think.


Op, if you are sure your fiancee loves you and she respects you, do the needful and have peace of mind.
Marriage is not all about age. It's about understanding, mutual love, respect and becoming a team player to your wife.
Best of luck.

U can differentiate mature men from boys just by their comments

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Crime / Re: Two Fake Soldiers Arrested For Robbing A Real Soldier by homosapien002: 4:38pm On Feb 11, 2018
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Health / Re: List Of Sexually Transmitted Diseases (STD) by homosapien002: 2:07pm On Feb 08, 2018
MRAKBEE:
HIV is the only STD listed there that has caused tears, pains and several deaths.
But some of our ladies fear pregnancy more than the virus.
Yeah raw sex is BAE but HIV is like the DEVIL.
ZIPPING UP IS NOT EASY BUT U CAN STILL ENJOY SEX WITH N100 condom.
Or u had better stay faithful to a faithful partner.
Cos when HIV enter your body ehn u go begin fast and pray but all to no avail.
Ur D*ckson or Vera will be weak and the devil will be happy
Oga hepatitis b is more deadly as it spoils liver within a year. One with hiv can still live up to 8 years but not hbv.

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Health / Re: 6 Tips To Help You Fall Asleep by homosapien002: 5:23am On Feb 04, 2018
Adeoba10:
Take heavy food like Eba, fufu, iyan n co... You go sleep like dead body

FFO
Crime / Re: Nigerian Student Killed By Locals In Turkish Cyprus(photo) by homosapien002: 9:24pm On Feb 01, 2018
SmartyPants:


Happens everywhere to everyone.

Things Like this rarely happens to americans.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Student Killed By Locals In Turkish Cyprus(photo) by homosapien002: 9:21pm On Feb 01, 2018
faorex:
and I was thinking of joining Girne American university north Cyprus by September ...

Ayam not doing again..

I rather stay here and have peace of mind
Where the peace of mind dey for Niger seff?
Boko boiz, militants for south south, SarS dey do their own, fulani herdsmen, ritual related killings and a old selfish president all in a country. I swear we strong for nigeria
Sports / Re: Messi, Mikel Obi And Taiye Taiwo As 1st, 2nd, 3rd Best Players (Throwback Photo) by homosapien002: 9:01pm On Feb 01, 2018
Kiddogarcia:

and the others are shaking their heads and saying,at least ur momma is praying for u to acquire quater of the wealth the have.

This is 2 much na.... fear God oo
Nairaland / General / Re: Tajudeen Alabi, NULGE Chairman Burnt To Death As Fire Razed Shops In Ikire by homosapien002: 8:54pm On Feb 01, 2018
Asajadman:
Fellow nairanders to God who made am one of the victim during the accident am living in fatima and the incident happend for Ako not far to my house at all the deceased have recently drank poison by him before this bad incident yesterday after he returned from the hospital and he initially set himself ablaze inside one of his three shops attached to his house to be sincere my people they curse on the man because the man killed himself and we found out that he was just instored as the nulge chairman recently among many contestant but now elderly people have carried out some consultation about him and we heard they cursed on him to do such things to himself because he set himself ablaze by putting a motor tyre on his neck.
This is serious...
Religion / Re: Photo Of A Man Found In A Bottle In Ghana, Floating In A River by homosapien002: 3:03pm On Feb 01, 2018
Abeg ow the picture and the cross take enter that bottle.

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Celebrities / Re: Meet Tobi Bakre: BBNaija 2018 Contestant, A Banker & A Rich Kid (Photos) by homosapien002: 2:22pm On Jan 29, 2018
ednut1:
Why nigerians too like to dey doubt age. Suffered same in the past. I enta sec school @ 9yrs . pple no gree my age. Is it ur age

No mind dem oo, I finished my PhD by age 6 but bad belle peeps say na lie abeg is it their pee Age Dee.

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TV/Movies / Re: Olamide - "Science Student" Top 10 Best Dancers (Video) by homosapien002: 2:15pm On Jan 29, 2018
binsanni:
yesterday the song was band, now we are seeing the top 10 best Dancers
come which one should we believe now

Band ko bandit ni.. cool
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Take Their Dead Cows To Emir's Palace In Lafia After Attack by homosapien002: 11:23am On Jan 29, 2018
In no time these dead cows would be transported down to lagos as suya.... grin
Science/Technology / Re: Big Martial Eagle Killed At Ogbomosho, Oyo State (Photos) by homosapien002: 11:19am On Jan 29, 2018
Eye awon iya aye...
Politics / Re: Governor Mohammed Abubakar's Aide Poses With Huge Cash, Nigerians React by homosapien002: 12:09pm On Jan 26, 2018
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