46-24-58 is the free password to my heart
Has any lady in here got this magic combination?

And who cares about the store room, it just has to be flat 'cause i don't have any plan of storing quadruplets in there
And oh i forgot, i have a future gubernatorial ambition if my people and God ask me to , so the show room will be necessary for a good first lady role

because she says she can't wait to slip her curvy body into that wedding gown

I'm not surprised, Today is xmas

edygirl, why are u writing in tongues?

what can be as real as Honey?
and who can handle the taste, not even Radiant i guess?

weep not Radiant

Oh my, u've always been there, i just moved u into an inner compartment to hide u away from 2old4that

and since the earrings and perfume and just for me, i'll post to the address u sent me

Good!!!

Radiant, i feel u are worth more than the gold and perfume. I have a better offer for u. I have carved out a special place in my heart just for u. I'll hide u there in the its deepest recess, safe from the roving eyes of men. So, what about this cosy comfort that soothes all past hurt?

only if u knew what the offer is

I was thinking differently, u might not have enough capacity to contain the overflow

Radiant, what about my alternative offer?

I think i should. Do u know what? I like girls who speak their minds, look very difficult and act tough. From experience, they are the best of girls, they are the most committed and flexible in the end. All u need is to give them an overdose of love and i've got loads of it

What a happy day it will be for God must have answered the prayers of yet another lucky lady . I'll share the refreshment between few motherless babies' homes, at least the poor kids will have a nice time that day. I'll then drive home whistling my favourite tune, have a warm bath, relax into a soft sofa, receive calls from numerous girl friends and fix a wedding next month

Radiant, this is no joke, especially when u fall in love. I've discovered that ladies are complex yet sooooo simple, they are the most amenable creatures i have ever seen. And this is very good, 'cause it helps them a lot as home makers

No keep guessing

lol @ 2old4that

begging u to stop? c'mon bro just look at the handwriting on the wall and gracefully take your leave ,

as for a tough xmas, only one person has got the charm and prowess in Nairaland and my world to do so, and please don't ask me who this angel is

@eslynera

Sorry u were heart-broken, it's just an essential part of life, a baby learning how to walk must sustain some bruises. Afterall, we are all heart breakers, as a lady there is a high probability that u will reject 5 serious suitors (and toy with their hearts) all declaring their undying love for u before u finally get married. what is that called? Why has it suddenly become an abomination because a guy is involved? Another glaring hypocrisy!!!!!!!!!!

@Swing4real

u are the man

ikamefa:


yours is included i hope

No ikamefa, how can i break mukina's heart? She is reigning as a queen in king's toshmann's palace, so her heart is not available to be broken. moreover, toshmann is my bro

@ 2old4that

Don't u know u are 2 old 4 lovely Radiant?
please stop pestering her, she's sending u no address, i can assure u

Radiant:

I changed my mind 'cause Honey promised to get them stuff for me

Sorry i've been offline, i was out binge drinking just kidding.
Thanks for the address, i got it . But i won't send u your request, 'cause i disagree with u a bit. U are very expensive, no material price can be put on u. I have an alternative gift to offer. I bet u, u will surely like it

<sub>Romeo wakes up and is searching for his Juliet

sobs, keeps sobbing, sobs heavily and calling his love, Juliet, Julieeeet Julieeeeeet!!!!!!!!!!!</sub>

Somebody help please!!!, Radiant, oh Radiant where have u gone? please come back, do yourself no harm, i'm not dead plssss

_{*faints and passes out*}

Eurphoria, i know u will pick that up , i'm not conceited, i was simply giving background info, anyway i don't flaunt my assets but have no apology for them either

@ Ugwumba
c'mon bro, i'm living the life

it is called the push and pull effect, u have to make urself the prize

the ways u make this happen depend on ur creativity

I don't like interfering with the love lives of my sisters. I allow them do whatever their minds tell them. I can advice her to contribute 50% if she loves the guy and knows he is serious, and especially when the guy is not financially bouyant.

And i think the guy was a little bit crude in his approach, he came out explicitly demanding ur involvement. If u were dealing with a gee like me, i can subtly make u pay all the bills including our entertainment when u come over without having any grudge at all

Never ask me how 'cause i won't let out my secrets

and why are u keeping mute over my Bucharest question?

Radiant:

Honey, you are so unserious I be goat weh deh chop flower? (just kidding)

I'm dead sure u will cherish a lovely bunch, especially when they are as Radiant as rose

Just give me your magheru add and i will ship the flowers to your doorstep by special delivery

I can't believe a girl is saying this. Titilayo, if this story is true then u must be an angel who lost her way and wandered into this globe. 99.99999999999999999999999999% of girls will never reveal this to their best friends not to talk of bringing it up in naira land or telling their fiance. Morover, u were due to visit him that week and only 2 wks pregnant. I can bet with anything on this, any girl will either do one of three things;

1. Abort the baby
2. Keep quiet, travel to meet the guy, make sure they have unprotected sex within the first week and claim he is responsible
3. If afraid the second plan might be risky, then abort the baby

yes o, i'm talking from experience

Radiant:

Na today we begin go US?

Agreed Radiant, but did u ever think of inviting him over to Magheru and then pay the bills, that's exactly how the guy felt
Anyway, i can only pick the bills when i'm sure the girl is game

And meanwhile, do u reside in Bucharest, Radiant?

@ Thonia

All girls/guys are gullible, all u need to do is to appeal to the right faculties and wooop u are in. And no, i can't be dealt with any longer, i've paid my dues in the past

@ Skipo87

Yeah i was not ready for a serious rship and i'm not intentionally toying with anyone's emotions either, but at the same time i can't stop any girl from falling in love with me, and moreso when she is pretty and hot, what else do u expect me to do but to go with the flow

I have not only had a crush, i'm already crushed by my crush

I'm not a sadist but sometimes it feels good to be on the giving end. I was very popular with girls because of my good looks, wits and some academic feats but the few who i digged refused to get serious with me. They all came with the normal girlie rambles; oh let's be friends, i see u as my brother, oh u are not from my tribe, i'm one yr older than u blablabla.

But when i started moving on a fast lane, i suddenly became a complete package and they all came running after me. Now i have taken all their hearts hostage and they are all willing to remain happy hopeful prisoners of love. And the feeling that all these pretty girls are doing the love marathon is so surprising yet absolutely overwhelming.

I met this girl on the train, i told her i have broken the hearts of 6 girls already and that she will be the 7th victim, yet she's been pestering me with calls. Why do girls have this incredible adventurous nature and seem to get more interested when u are arrogant and make yourself ungettable?

who cares if u are a first class graduate? Why do pretty educated wives of some rich men fall for their drivers or gardeners who never had a high school education let alone making a third class? There are certain enroutes to the hearts of ladies and boy, u have to find them out.