AirstarKane:
None abeg health is wealth

hehe. what if you needed the money seriously??

viceldo:
50

50? you wan die? Na soldier o.

A non-governmental organisation walks up to you and tells you that they're giving out money to youths on one condition.
The condition is; They take you to a soldier that is really angry,he has been looking forward for promotion since 20years. And the NGO tells you that One slap from the solder is 20k. how many would you receive?

(NOTE:if the soldier can slap you and you faint,he'll be promoted)

2rinkum-crankum

"Let's play Game friends, it's called "Wetin concern Game" - wetin concern Okada with seat belt. - Wetin concern Vulture with Headlamp. - Wetin concern Facebook with Go_credit. - Wetin concern Jet_Li with incantation. - Wetin concern Boko Haram with Peace. - Wetin concern 2FACE with Contraceptives. - Wetin concern Aeroplane with Bus stop. -Wettin concern Nairaland with boredom. -Wettin concern ashewo credit payment. -Wettin concern Nokia with Low battery. -Wettin concern you with this game. lol! Let the fun begin, comment fast..

post your funniest chat screenshots here

lol

1. My husband and Sambo is a good people (Imagine)
2. The President was once a child and the senators were once a children.
3. My fellow widows.(Is her husband dead?)
4. A good mother takes care of hischildren.(His children? Like Seriously?)
5. The people sitting before youwere once a children. (Smh)
6. Yes we are all happy for the effort, it is not easy to carry second in an international competition like this one, (addressing press men after Female Under-19 FIFAWorld Cup).
7. The bombers who born them? Wasn't it not a woman? Theywere once a children now a adult now they are bombing women and children making some children a widow.(Is she a literate?)
8. My heart feels sorry for these children who have become widows for loosing their parents for one reason or another. (Lmfao....)
9. We should have love for our fellowNigerians irrespective of their NATIONALITY(Lwkmd)
10. Thank God the Doctors and Nurses are responding to treatment. (Doctors and nurses?)
11. I would rather kill myself instead ofcommitting suicide. (What's the difference?)
12. Ojukwu is a great man, he died but his manhood lives on. (Manhood?)
13. On behalf of 2million, I donate my family. (Laugh wan tear my belle o)
14. Why will bokharam bomb last churches on christmas day, theydon't have respect for Jesus, they are a very bad person,infact I'm a sadder woman right now and Mr.President ismore saddest (Sad,sad der,saddest...)
15. We all have HIV.( For real? Imagine this woman o, Chei!!!