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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman's Face As Stephanie Otobo Confesses In His Church (Photo) by horlus(m): 12:47am On Jan 28, 2018
AntiWailer:
Lol.

Body language always betray. grin

you are an observant individual. thumbs up
Politics / Re: Interview Of Loius Farrakhan By Mike Wallace In 2000 by horlus(m): 8:01pm On Jan 27, 2018
Epic
Religion / Re: Stephanie Otobo Confesses, Apologizes To Apostle Suleman: "Politicians Paid Me" by horlus(m): 11:59am On Jan 27, 2018
And you say money isn't powerful?

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Travel / Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson Vs Taxify Driver: The Full Story (Video) by horlus(m): 6:19pm On Jan 26, 2018
Always alleged rapes... I pray u don't get raped someday after making someone else look bad
Politics / Re: I Will Use Extra Oil Income To Boost Infrastructure - President Buhari Says by horlus(m): 6:02pm On Jan 26, 2018
Talk talk talk.

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Travel / Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson Releases Video Of Taxify Driver Attacking Her by horlus(m): 8:35am On Jan 26, 2018
I just read the drivers story and it sounds sane. Honestly this ladies story doesn't add up at all. The video also was muted in some parts only to hear her own voice. The thing is both of them truly had a fight or should I say confrontation but the reasons for the fight i suspect isn't rape and abduction as alleged. She is just using female power to punish him for his reckless response to whatever caused their fight.

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Car Talk / Re: Tesla Model S In Nigeria (photo) by horlus(m): 8:25am On Jan 26, 2018
Follygunners:


You're very correct. I guess as much but, trust me the cost of adequate maintenance and 'juicing' (recharging) would be nothing <75% mark-up of the regular cost.

I know but the reality of our country is this car could have been bought by someone who had a room full of dollars and does not care about this expenses. It's nigeria bro
Travel / Re: Dorcas Shola Fapson Releases Video Of Taxify Driver Attacking Her by horlus(m): 8:24am On Jan 26, 2018
Hmm. Why does the video have audio only in some parts? Something is not adding up

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Car Talk / Re: Tesla Model S In Nigeria (photo) by horlus(m): 8:07am On Jan 26, 2018
Follygunners:


I beg to differ if the owner knows better in this regard... after all him be 9ja. It's all abt the show-boating, short-term goals and strat. undecided

But you know this is just assumptions by you because you don't know the owner directly. What if he works for testla overseas? What I'm saying is this person that bought a testla might not be as ignorant as that post was making him look. He knows he ought to charge the car and I'm sure he has made provisions to do so while buying the vehicle. Worst case scenario is that the car dealership who sold to him would enlighten him on the way forward.

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Politics / Re: Diezani Blasts EFCC: You Lack Understanding About The Powers Of A President by horlus(m): 8:03am On Jan 26, 2018
I thought they said she was dying from cancer, Lets thank God for her health since she is now able to give out press statements ill be expecting her to come back home and clear her name.
Family / Re: "My Husband Can’t Go 3 Rounds Anymore" - Nigerian Lady Complains by horlus(m): 7:39am On Jan 26, 2018
MasViews:
Plot twist: she is talking about food (3 square meals).



Alot of dirty minded guys up there.

Thank you.. I thought I was the only one who noticed it.
Car Talk / Re: Tesla Model S In Nigeria (photo) by horlus(m): 7:33am On Jan 26, 2018
Follygunners:


You can't charge them using the regular home-made electrical output else, you damage the programming. You need special charging stations for these vehicles, bro. which are ONLY available here in the U.S and NOT in any other place in the world which is why they've not gone abroad yet. undecided

I'm sure the owner knows all this and has factored that into his buying plans.
Politics / Re: Senator Mustapha Sani Mohammed Commissions Electric Pole In His Constituency by horlus(m): 8:17am On Jan 23, 2018
I'm trying to give some sense to this picture, I don't want to believe this is a single pole being commissioned. It probably might be one if those areas that never has access to electricity, probably this is the first time they are being connected to the national grid. The commissioning might represent the project and not as seen in this only one picture. Because it'll be so sad if all these dignitaries are lined up to commission one pole.

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Career / Re: Nigerian Police Officer Sleeps In Mud After Getting Drunk (VIDEO) by horlus(m): 7:59am On Jan 23, 2018
Tomorrow this same policeman will stop a citizen and ask him for his vehicle papers, waste few mins of the upstanding citizens time ridiculously looking for faults in his documents while finding a way to extract money out of his victim. As if the only thing policemen are born to do is to search for faulty vehicle papers, yet we have no choice but to obey because he represents our federal government. we can't continue like this. Smh
Celebrities / Re: Benedicta Elechi: Paul Odekina Is Gay, I Divorced Him, We Had Sex 11 Times Only by horlus(m): 5:55am On Jan 23, 2018
247TechBlog:
Hmmmmmmm

He knew you would be home, then he brought a gay guy to the same house?

This story no dey add up

And he didn't even.sneak into his room to have an intercouse. He stay in the living room where you can come in and catch him red handed. Wow nollywood
Family / Re: Man Sleeps With His Neighbor's Wife, Beats Her Husband After He Caught Them by horlus(m): 5:52pm On Jan 20, 2018
Wow see double changing... I gat to enter gym fast grin
Romance / Re: Photos Of Male Sex Dolls For Women by horlus(m): 8:22am On Jan 19, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
Keep spilling trash. In your whole life, how much have you removed from your petty barbing salon income and given a woman?

LOL this babe. Comedian
Romance / Re: She's Tempting Me Or Am Having A Dirty Mind?? by horlus(m): 1:59pm On Jan 18, 2018
RichlyOBS:
I have 3bedroom apartment I decided to give one room out for rent so that the bill will be lesser for me.... My girlfriend brought her cousin sister Juliet to rent the room,, she hv been living with me since last year November.... But there's something wrong with the girl (juliet) which I don't like,, the 3bedroom flat I got have a parlour and you must pass through the parlour before getting to the kitchen..so whenever am in the parlour watching movies or music videos this girl will walk by to the kitchen with just only pant and bra and sometimes she don't put on bra but she will use hand to cover her boobs if she sees me... I started wandering what this girl is up to... Sometimes she walk pass when am watching a romatic movie and that's tempting... It was day before yesterday, she walk pass with full unclothedness then I got angry and called her to talk, I told her if she can't be putting on clothes whenever am around she should stay inside her room and don't come out naked or half naked again... Can you imagine what this girl told me ,, out of annoyance she said whenever she's passing that I should focus on my tv not her then she left... I was surprised because I thought she never expected I was at home or maybe she thought I would be in my room...

She's my girlfriend cousin and I think am going to report to her sister? Or am asking her to park out?... She have been doing this ever since she broke up with her boyfriend

guys have you ever experienced this before please?

Ladies is it what she's doing is normal or am I the one having dirty mind?? She's seriously tempting me and my babe haven't heard anything about it...

She don't do this if am with my friends and whenever my babe is around she don't come out from her room they are family members but they're not that close..

Psheew.. You came to Nairaland to find and answer? Why don't you just park out for her nau.
Celebrities / Re: Fan Customizes Davido's Photo On Her ATM Card (photo) by horlus(m): 5:57pm On Jan 13, 2018
xxxtedyxxx:
it's so sad how useless things become news on NL

That's a trend for a while now. Sadly I'm not addicted to Nairaland like I used to
Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys 2018 Bentley Bentayga After His 30 Billion Concert by horlus(m): 2:00am On Jan 10, 2018
Horlaidex:
Congrats Davido!!!

Oh Lord! Bless my hustle, double my income and reduce my stress. I want to be a living testimony of ur grace before the year runs out.

AMEN I tap into this prayer
Romance / Re: What's The Best Way To Prevent Premarital Pregnancy? by horlus(m): 12:08am On Dec 07, 2017
Abstain from sex

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Travel / Re: Captain Ibiyemi, 25-Year-Old Female Pilot & Passengers Take Selfie by horlus(m): 4:18pm On Dec 04, 2017
dannytoe:
How did she get flight clearance to fly the plane single handedly without a co-pilot? it's unprofessional in the aviation industry, No matter your flying hours or how experienced you are, you must fly with a co-pilot.

She didn't fly single handedly. The passanger who posted the pictures was just reiterating the fact that the young lady is a full pilot and not a co pilot.
Celebrities / Re: Mompha Buys His 4-Year-Old Son N560k IphoneX (Video) by horlus(m): 1:38pm On Dec 01, 2017
Uneccesary and childish
Business / Re: Please I Need Suggestions On A Simple Accounting Software For Small Business by horlus(m): 10:06am On Nov 25, 2017
Try this

Business / Re: INNOSON VS GTB: Priceless Lessons For Young And Upcoming Nigerian Entrepreneurs by horlus(m): 6:16am On Nov 24, 2017
Good read. Thanks for sharing

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Argentinian Submarine: Missing Crew Killed In Underwater Explosion by horlus(m): 5:17am On Nov 24, 2017
Goahead:
Is this a click-bait? Cos on BBC News where this article was drafted from did not mention the explosion killing the crew.

I was thinking same.
Business / Re: I Am Mad Right Now! How Do I Complain? by horlus(m): 8:02am On Nov 20, 2017
You are not mad at them, coz if you are, you would mention the brand. What's the point of ranting if you want to hide their identity?

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Phones / Re: 9mobile Introduces Video Streaming Bundles by horlus(m): 10:50am On Nov 14, 2017
NLevents:
Finally nairalanders will be able to stream the next party live! wink

Nairaland party 3.0 heavily loading, why would you want to miss out on so much fun ? Visit thread for more details https://www.nairaland.com/4153612/nairaland-get-together-party03

When is the party?
Celebrities / Re: Beyonce Features Wizkid In Her New E.P? (Photo) by horlus(m): 5:34pm On Nov 02, 2017
Like they say.. Let your works speak for you.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Burn If Jonathan Is Arrested - Orubebe by horlus(m): 8:08pm On Oct 29, 2017
Mouth

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