Likewise Life is not all about marriage. Marriage is your own theory to life and not everybody's.

Cos I have healthy sexual appetite does not mean I have nothing else going for me.

I'm much much successful in all aspect of life than you are, I bet.

Yes I love doing it and that's life.

I love making guys screem in bed.

And I love making them talk silly when they com.

I love seing them beg me like a kid to do them.

I love seing them wimper and moan like there's no tomorrow when their sperm is coming down.

Oh, I love holding their man in my hand to watch it grow from 1 - 5 or 7 inches in just seconds.

I love the way they promise me heaven and earth just to enter me.

Oh, and I love that electrifying feeling of a penise entering my wet vagina and sending tiny awsome shocks to my brain.

Oh, I love the fire works it sends to my brain and my entire body when I'm coming.

I love the tiny awsome shocks it gives my body when my man is cleaning my coms in my vagina afterwards.

And I love that when I go to pee afterwards, those tiny awsome shocks will go through my body for the last time.

What men don't know, if they catch me in the bathroom when the final schock was going through; they could've continued doing me with no objection.
I'm so honey when pee is passing through for the first time after sex.

Oh gush, I'm dripping wet

flying dut (m)

You are too funny.
That's one thing I've not had the courage to try-The asians and the indians.
The asians I still don't think I'll consider, I always think it's a waste of time, that their penise are way way and I mean way way not gonna do anything. I'm very slim but still I think it's a waste of time.

The last time an asian man asked me out, I almost laughed out aloud. I was like what's you gonna do with me. I mean everything is super shot including fingers so I don't really know what we are gonna do with each other- rob it or something?

Don't get me wrong I love asian food and everything else they do but I'm simply not their best candidate for love cos I like my man doing me well and not half way.

No, white men are not plucked chicken.
I used to think so until I decided to check it out myself.
Lets just say that out of 5, one will rock your world.

But I would not enter into a relationship with a white man other than just casual sex.
It's simply ridiculous, I mean where will that relationship lead? Series of rejection and hatrade in the eyes of most people you walk by. Heck I'm one of them, I try to control myself I always find it anoying that a fine brother will be captured by a white woman. If the brother is fat, urgly and poor then that's fine she can have him but if the brother is fine, he belong to black girls period. Stop stealing our men, we don't have many of them that are successful.

Half of these emails do not come from Nigeria. Some are from Ghana e.t.c but because Nigeria is already taking the blame other country's are left alone.


If you are saying that the whole country is in on it, then you must be an illitrate.

It's like saying that All amreicans are like Peterson. That won't be right, right? You cannot generalize in that aspect and if you continue to use words like that it then means that your parents sent you to school for nothing.

The whole country is not in on it, I'm not in on it, My family back home is not in on it. We make honest living, ass hole.

I was just watching "GAME WOMEN PLAY 2"
It's a very nice moovie.
I really enjoyed it. It kind of took me back.

I did not realize how Americanised I've become. The part were they were eating with their fingers. Each time the guy puts food in his mouth my skin craws. I mean I seriously don't eat with my fingers any more. I don't remember when I stoped. And I did not notice that it bothered me until now or may be because I've not seen people lately eating with their fingers.

He was even handing the girl food in her mouth with his fingers. I don't see it to be romantic, simply disgursting. I don't think I can take food from someone's finger now, would you?

Also call me Oyibo but I don't see any sexy guys there except for the Candy's boyfriend I think. All the others are simply overeight, semi-overweight or simply slompy. I mean not the kind of guys I'll ever let do me.

Man, did you see those houses? They are making me feel like a looser here man.

I onder how much it'll cost to build a house like that. Anybody knows? I'll like have myself one. It's like the size of hospitals here.

I never get tired of telling this story. I laugh hard each time I remember it.

I went out with this guy, He ordered one meal for both of us telling me it's big and lots of side dishes he said. That kind of wiped the smile off my face.

The meal was big just like he said but what's up with men like that. Do you not understand that it's not about the meal, I can buy myself food if I'm hungry. Honey it's about how you handle everything when you are on a date that gets you something afterwards.

Wait till you hear the best part,

I did not finish my meal. It was a small steak but I did not want to eat much since I was on diet. I did not remember exactly how he said it but I swear to God all I understood it to mean was that I must finish my food. Oh my goodness, I was so angry. Fortunately,the Margarita I was drinking was making me a happy girl even though I wanted to be mad.

I quickly finished my drink and told him to take me home. He apologised and we finally went to a dance club since I was determind to have a good time.

I went to the club just to make him mad. We went into the club he was checking his Id with the bouncers and I was already in determined to pay him for not spending much on my meal.

By the time he got close to me inside the club I was already dancing with this cute white guy who asked me to dance immediately I got in.

We were dancing so close, him rubbing his dick all over me and I giving him all the best angles to rub it on, just to piss my real date off.

He tried to cut in but I said no so he went back and sat by the side watching. I went to the bar with the white guy and he bought me a drink. By the time I know it, myself and the white guy was kising so passionately, holding each other tight and breathing so havely so we decided to take it over to the parking lot. Of course by this time my real date was no where to be seen.

So when we got to the parking lot by my car we were so hot for each other. We were kissing and holding each other like there's no tomorrow. It started as a joke just to pis my real date off but it turns out that I really like white guy. Man! he was a great kisser, cute and just my type. Just a quick note, I always go on a date in my car just in case the guy turns out to be a bad jerk.

So were're kissing in the packing lot by my car and my real date shows up and started yelling at the guy I was kissing. By the time I know what was going on They were both physically fighting. The white guy was trying hard to get me to leave with him and my real date was not gonna back down.

I entered my car to drive off, the White guy and my real date jumped in. I asked my real date to get in the back he would not. I could not drive off with both of them. They were also still screeming at each other to get off. The white guy was sreeming at my real date to get off that I don't want him and my real date was screeming at the white guy that I'm his date. They really fought for me. I decided to go with my real date just to calm everything down since I did not want the police to show up.

I did give the White guy my real number something I almost never do. My real date ruinned my night, I would have let the other guy Bleep my brains out. I was so honey and so wet as you could Imagine.

I dropped my real date off, cursed him and warned him never to call me again.

When I got to my apartment the guy I was kissing had already left so many messages for me. He was calling throughout the night. I did not pick up though. I don't know what I was thinking I only do one night-stand. It was just the moment and the moment had passed. He kept calling but I picked up the following day and told him he had a wrong number.

I would have loved to Bleep that guy man. But I'm afraid I only go out with a guy once. If you are lucky, you get to finger-Bleep me or I jack you off. But that one I would have really like to Bleep. my rule is my rule one-night-stand,period.
I don't want to ruine that sweet memory. You never know what I'll find out if I go out with him again. May be he'll have a short penis and that will ruine the sweet memory.

ANOTHER STORY:

I was seroisly trying to develop relashionship with people from naija but they always seem to want sex from me so I stayed away. this time I decided to take it all the way. This guy he's from Lagos, nice but not really my type just wanna have someone from my place.

He took me to this club, I danced my naughty dance. He got all hard and practically forced my hand to jack him off in his car by my apartment. I did not like him that way I did not even let him touch me except kissing which I had to close my eyes so I don't have to see him. But he was in never-land and practically used my hand by force to jack himself off. He brought me lots of presents and kept asking me what I needed. I kept turning him away but he was persistence, that's how he got me to go out with him in first place.

He called so many times a day and kept planning stuff for us without asking me first. On one of the occasions he called, I was honey so I agreed for him to come over. Immediately he showed up I knew it as a mistake but we jumped each other anyway.

After that I wanted him to laeve but he would not. I was so releived when a friend called me and asked me to come over for babicue so I told him that I had to leave. That finally got him out of my apartment.

That was the worst sex I've ever had. Penise was so short, my Didlo gave me more satisfaction than he did.

after that he kept calling like 10 times a day leaving long messages asking me to call him. Man, you leave so many messages for a girl but she never returned your call, not even for once, after 20 days you've been calling her? Does that not tell him that he was not good in bed?

After about 20 days he bought cell phone with service and left it by my door leaving me a message about it on my ansering machine. That's when I started getting scared that the guy was stocking me. I did not want anything from him but I was letting him down easy. I mean he's from my place and I did not want to hurt his feelings. His calls continued until I got another friend to answer it, she told him not to call me anymore.

If you called a girl you had sex with atleast 20 times leaving messages and she never returned any of your calls, would that not tell you that she's not interested?

I'm Bi, so I've asked and been asked out a lot of times.

You are familiar line or all those common lines makes you cheap. Cheap in the sense that you can't even come up with your own thing.

Make a comment about the hair, shoe, shape e.t.c whatever good in her or anything about her or what she's doing that is good. For example, the way she walks or what she was doing when saw her. There must be something that made you wanna ask her out, comment on that.

Offer to buy her a drink or coffee sometime, or offer to help with whatever you think she might need help with.
Unless you want a one night stand, don't push it. Simply do a good deed for her and that will get you her real phone number. Go home but don't call her right away. Call her after 2 days and tell her you were too busy but will like to get together for a drink or coffee.

This shows you are not too eager to into her pants. Be patient, pull out chair for her during the date and make sure she drinks something alcoholic. Be charming during the date. Especially do not forget to tell her how beautiful she looks. Trust me you are seriously fucking her.