Learn BEC scam.It's very profitable.

Draslo:
Oga go and start writing erotica. You might make money instead of all these make believe stories for attention on Nairaland.

Major lies
1. Condom in pocket to the movies. Really?!
2. Nylon in movie hall to tie the condom. Really?!
3. Ordering of two Ubers? Haba! You can only do one per trip. What do you think we are? Foolish and dumb?

I don't really like to reply you nairaland ogbomsosho sherlock holmes

As for your first question,which real nigga doesn't keep a condom in his wallet?


As for your second question,I'm sure you read where I said I bought two bottles of coke.Can't your dumb brain tell you those bottles of coke were put inside a nylon?

As for your third question,I used my phone to order one trip while she used hers to order for her own trip but I paid for both

Sequel to my previous post

https://www.nairaland.com/6500787/what-happened-female-banker

So after coming back from church yesterday,I called her to ask if she was still up for the date later in the evening.She answered in the affirmative.

So in the evening,I got dressed in my long sleeve shirt with knickers and face cap with my white sneakers to boot.I met her up in the bus stop we agreed to meet.God she was so pretty and sexy in her short wine coloured gown with the lipstick and stiletto heels to match.The gown really made her curves prominent.I complimented her beauty and she blushed slightly.I ordered uber to the cinema.

On getting there,I ordered for three packs of chips and two bottles of coke.

We got in and picked our spot to sit.We were few in the hall.In fact,we weren't up to 10 in total.

We started watching the movie(Mulan).Mulan is thrash by the way.As we were watching,I put my hands over her shoulders and tried smooching her breasts from time to time

Anytime I did so,she'd take my hands off her shoulder telling me to allow her concentrate on the movie.I let her be then later she snuggled up to me to rest her head on my chest.I wrapped my hands around her,feeling her breast.I could hear her soft moans.I used my left hand to type a message on my phone 'You up for a quickie right here' then I showed it to her.

Her intial reaction was that of incredulity before she nodded her head in agreement.I quickly scanned the area.There wasn't anyone behind us.The closest person to us was seven seats away so wouldn't notice.

I slipped out my condom from my pockets and handed it to her,telling her to wear it on me herself.She unbuckled my zippers,played with my penis for a while before wearing the condom on it.After wearing it on,she gently moved over and sat on me,grindly me slowly.She's an expert.Damn.


The way she rolled and twisted her waist on me sent me wild.She's a really bad girl. We both were struggling to hold back the pleasures we felt.I came and she got down.I slipped off the condom and tied it inside a nylon.

We continued watching the movie till it ended then we left.I ordered different ubers for us as were both going in different directions.I kissed her before she entered her uber.

She asked if we could up some other time and I told her it depends on when I'd have a chance away from my busy schedule.

During the week,I made a visit to my bank to handle some little technicalities as regards my dollar account.

I got in,chatted with the the customer care agent for a while before he directed me to the person who could help rectify the issue.

I went into the office to behold a female banker behind the desk.Her facial features wasn't so prominent as she had a mask on.

'welcome.Good afternoon',she said as she saw me.

'Thank you.Good afternoon.I'm Hugomexis.I have an issue I would like you to solve'.

As she was helping me rectify the issue,she pulled down her mask under her jaw.She said it slightly obstructed her breathing.My God she was so pretty with bright,piercing eyes and finely shaped lips.

As I was still admiring her,news report about Davido and his shenanigans came up from the TV in her office.They were dissecting his matter on one TVC entertainment show .

I was watching it when she casually quipped in

'I hope you're not irresponsible like him'.

I laughed and asked her how.She said it's only an irresponsible man that will go about impregnating different women.

I assured her I was responsible.In fact,I don't have time for such.we chatted for some time on different other issues.I found her quite versatile as she had something tangible to say on each topic we discussed.

When she was done rectifying my issue,I told her it'd be nice to see her some other time,away from her working hours of course.I asked for her number.To my surprise,she wrote it down on a sheet of paper and passed it to me.I picked it up,dialled her number and made sure she saved it before bidding her fare well.

I called her today in the morning and we spoke at length on trivial issues.I asked her if she could come to my place tomorrow but she declined,stating she would prefer to meet in a public place.

I suggested if we could go watch movies and she was fine with it.Tomorrow,we'd have fun.

I just came back from the gym about 20 minutes ago.My first port of call was to grab a bottle of pepsi from my fridge.As I was drinking,it occured to me that this was my 9th bottle of it in five days.I can't understand this my new craze for pepsi.Are there side effects?

philanthropic:
Welcome to one-chance association of Nigeria....

Many women get emotional when you begin to sleep with them frequently...

Many men lose emotions when they begin to sleep with a lady frequently, except their wife.

You may think a woman is just enjoying the sexual pleasure, the next thing you may hear later is "do you love me?"... This kind of question can be tiring especially if you are there for only sex...

Flee Fornication, it can trap you into what you didn't plan for.

True bro

This my neighbour that recently got attracted to me wouldn't let me rest one bit.

She's a single divorced mom of a cute little boy.She left a 5 year old marriage because her husband is gay.

We've been having mind blowing sex for quite some time now.She says she hasn't been handled the way I handle.She loves the way I touch and make love to her.

It is beginning to slightly put me off as she's now acting as if we are in a relationship.Every time she'd be asking of my movements and wanting to see my phone.

Even when we have sex and I'm giving her some intense pounding,she'd beg me to promise to marry her.

This my neighbour is beautiful,full in the right areas,well to do and quite exposed but I'm not in for commitment.

Yesternight,a neighbour almost caught us having sex on her car bonnet.This morning and afternoon,she sent me love messages which I replied to just because I don't want to kill her esteem.

I've tried to pass her to some of my gees living on the Island but she isn't interested.

I enjoy her cooking 'cause she makes me some nice native delicacies like abacha,ukwa and achicha but I'm never gonna commit to her.I want her to give me space.

ChildOfDoom:
Good. forget age, who will do Easter for me

so that you go use am play virtual abi? .First two,last two .2 to come

I bang women for fun

The North Africans of course.
They play like Europeans.What they don't have in size and stamina,they make up in tactics and technical ablilities

Over reliance on oil is killing this country.Why not diversify the economy into yahoo business?

I mean,support up and coming yahoo boys by buying them laptops and offering welfare packages that will serve as incentive for them to rip their respective clients of massive funds.

Deffjam:
I guess the cultist that u dealt came and loot you.

Dem no born him father and cult leaders well.I go just useless the idiot

Cutehector:
You need to place cctv in your apartment.

Yes.Very necessary

My Iphone 8 and samsung a31 were stolen from my home.

I had left my place yesterday morning with my laptop to a friend's place close by to do some work.I wasn't expecting to stay more than an hour there so I left my phones at home.

On getting to his place,I took longer than usual.Spending almost five hours.I got back home later to meet my home burgled.

My phones gone,wrist watch gone,face caps gone.Some valuables gone.

I was so pissed.I asked neighbours but they didn't see anyone.Stupid neighbours.They can see me whenever I bring a woman at night but can't see a thief walk into my place during the day.

There was no sign of forced entry.It seems like the person had my keys or something.

I can't understand it because my keys were right with me in my pockets.

I'm suspecting the cleaner girl who comes around to tidy my place.I had once left my keys one time with her when I wasn't around.She might have duplicated it.

This thing dey vex me.I have business with two of my clients in Russia and one in California.And now I have to go through the stress of doing welcome back sims.

I'm so pissed now.This cleaner girl go hear am.

He went into the bar so he could ogle at the skimpy dressed women.Foolish evangelist,you're lucky I'm not the one you met.

One foolish POS guy almost scammed me of 300k last month but I let am know say agu anaghi eri agu

This my guy did something for me in my second year in uni that's still evergreen in my memory.

I was sick then with no money to buy drugs.He was my room mate in the hostel.Seeing how frail I was,he gave me the last money in his account to buy drugs and food.

He must have probably forgotten about this but I've not.His birthday is next week and I will support him with 150k.

Even if you didn't go for olympics Mikel,you'd have still been on the bench.

Your were benched because you weren't good enough simple.

Who Mikel wan bench for Chelsea midfield that time?

Shey na Kante abi Matic abi Fabregas??

Baba just shut up abeg

TPound:

Are you buying it as toks or naija used?

new one

Is chevrolet really good for Naija roads?

I love the designs and sleek of the chevrolet camaro 2016 but I have some reservations about it especially the availability of parts in case of repair.

Will buying it be a good idea?

My sister has always been telling me about a particular notorious cult guy who has been making advances towards her.

I don't live in same area with her so I wouldn't know.

She told me anytime she passes, the guy would beckon on her to come and when she refuses as usual, he'd make lewd remarks towards her.

I always laugh it off because I thought that's where it'd end until she called me crying that the guy slapped and seized her phone.

I asked her what happened and she said she was going to buy something from a nearby market late in the evening, she saw him and he cat called her. She ignored him and he called her a harlot then she replied him by saying he's stupid and foolish.

Then he came for her, slapped her and seized her phone.

I was furious. I quickly dialled the number of my soldier friend to organise 8 soldiers that would follow me there.I wired him 100k to buy drinks for them.

He organised them for me and together we took private car to where my sister stays.

We got there and we couldn't find the bastard so we arrested his folks who he smokes with till they can produce him. After threatening them, they led us to his location.

On seeing the bastard, I just rush am better slaps before my army friends come give am better marching and flogging with frog jump.

See the way the fool was crying and shedding mucus like the bastard he is. I wanted to lock him up in panti for two weeks where he will never see light and food but due to the begging from the community, I let him off with a stern warning that if dem born him and his stupid cult well, make him touch my sister again.

I go let am know the difference between six and half a dozen.

company work is better

I recently employed the services of a cleaner to come to my place to wash the curtains,clean the floor tiles and handle my clothes.

Generally,she's to oversee the general tidiness of my place.She comes twice in a week. The job I do strains me a lot so I do not have time to always clean my place as I'm always on the move.

Now this girl who's older than me,she's 25 has been giving off some very naughty vibes.She's been trying to get me to touch her.

Whenever I'm at home and she's doing her cleaning,she walks around in skimpy clothes.The other time,what she did was to allow the wrapper she tied around her chest to fall on the floor leaving her naked.

I saw everything as I was watching TV that day.She hurriedly picked up the wrapper,tied it while muttering some apologies.

She is pretty but she's not on my level.

I don't go around fvcking girls who work for me or fvcking girls who need my help.

There was one girl from my secondary school who was stranded one time.She had no place to stay.She called and I told her to come over to FESTAC to stay with me.She stayed for 3weeks with me.I didn't touch her or make any moves to do so even though she made moves to have sex with me numerous times during her stay with me.

What I told was that if the both of us were gonna have sex then she'll have to leave my place then come back so I'd be sure she came for an entirely different purpose.

I don't like taking advantage of women in vulnerable positions


This is what my cleaner is yet to understand.She has seen that I'm young,well to do and living alone that's why she's seducing me .She doesn't know my pe.nis doesn't get Hot for just any type of woman,it only gets Hot for women who I have no working relationship with or who I'm not directly responsible for.

Excessive bleaching.
Her pvssy will be filled by stretch marks by now


spits