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Education / Re: Which University In Nigeria Accepts 2.2 For A Direct Masters Programme? by humphreydwhiz(m): 2:12pm On Jan 10, 2019
almost all schools accept 2.2 for masters, its a third class that require pgd
Religion / What If Your Greatest Enemy Is You? by humphreydwhiz(m): 3:30pm On Jan 10, 2016
HAT IF YOUR GREATEST ENEMY IS YOU?

A wise man once said the challenges you encounter in life are just 10% while 90% goes to how you react to those challenges.

David, à man after God's heart,praised by men as he who kill ten thousands while Saul killed one, a man who killed Goliath, conquered nations, wrote psalms to Praise our heavenly Father but couldn't conquer himself... He looked and saw that which was not to be seen,instead of walking away.. He looked again.. What a shame!..with his heart filled with lust, he eventually killed just to get in between the thighs of a Coca-Cola bottled shape homo sapien whose curvy body cannot even withstand that of the Kim Kardashian of this world... He lost himself... He lusted.......What if his greatest enemy is himself ?

Samson was the real superman who with his hands killed the king of the jungle.. Defeated the philistines..possess "double" six packs.,Adored by numerous females.. Annointed from heaven,a man of great potentials.. What did he do? he went down...cachinnating in the euphoria of having a Delilah in his arms, the superman went down... What a waste of Life?
.............What if the greatest enemy of the Superman was himself?

Esau lost his birth right for food.. he couldn't conquer hunger.. He lost it all for the love of the stomach.....once again, He was the greatest enemy of himself... He lost it!

Now, you sleep late because you had to chat with your female folks on BBM Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, Instagram and 2go.You wake so early to reply their messages ,the devil keep giving you lines to nail these girls you meet online. You feel good and you keep devouring them like the devil himself,from Sade to Chidinma to Amina, Amanda, Adora... The list is endless. Sade turns her vagina to an incinerator where all guys on campus dump their semen. I feel sorry for her because one day, her Dad will have to put her name on olx for her to get an husband.
The semester exams draws near,you still can't read because you and Sade have to keep chatting and she eventually becomes your roommate. You both do the unimaginable,kill yourselves overnight,and eventually exam starts.. You ain't prepared so you fail. You start blaming Prof A and Dr B for what you brought upon yourself,bro, You need Jesus.
With a deep sense of curiosity, I ask, what if your greatest enemy is you?

Cohabitation in our campuses is no longer news,massive failure is now a norm in our WASSCE exams,rape cases are currently trending in our law courts,the crippled educational sector keeps declining... All these and many more can be averted if only we would stop blaming the Witches and wizards from our villages and concentrate on conquering ourselves for we might be the greatest enemy of ourselves...Remember an unexamined life is not worth living.

#Happy Sunday y'all
#IAMAWINNER
Agriculture / Re: Did U Think Agriculture Deserves D 5years Degree Programme???? by humphreydwhiz(m): 8:31am On Aug 11, 2014
missterious: Just like some people mentioned, agriculture is very vast. I'm studying agric economics & this is how my course outline looks like
100L- We dudn't do anything related to agric, just physics, chemistry, maths, zoology, botany etc
200L - We did "introduction to" agric econs, soil science, crop science, animal science, fisheries & forestry & wildlife.
300L - Fisheries & forestry & wildlife students received different classes here, they focused on fisheries & forestry courses only. The rest of us did statistics, agric biochem, soil chemistry, microbiology, pedology & taxonomy, arable & permanent crop production, ruminant & non ruminant animal production, etc
400L - Practical courses throughout. We'll go to meteorological stations, fish ponds, saw mills, farms,etc in the 1st semester & in the 2nd semester, we'll be sequestered in a notable farm for 3 or 4 months & put all our skills to use, then come back & write exams.
500L - Each department receives classes separately though there are still a few general classes. We'll concentrate on our course itself. Under agric econs, there are disciplines like agric policy, agribusiness management, econometrics, administration & programme planning, etc.

The workload cannot be compressed into 4 years unless they scrape those 100L courses. I didn't see the point of reading physics or chemistry.

And people please, agric is more than just planting & rearing now. undecided
. This guy must b a uniben student
Agriculture / Re: Did U Think Agriculture Deserves D 5years Degree Programme???? by humphreydwhiz(m): 8:27am On Aug 11, 2014
In my skul(UNIBEN),faculty of agriculture has forestry and wildlife,fishery,animal science,soil science,crop science and agricultural econs n ext,even @ that the duration is still 5yrs.the ish is dat agric is wide,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea 2013 Preview: Line-ups & Formations by humphreydwhiz(m): 4:13pm On Aug 30, 2013
Matches against Pep Guardiola’s teams are always fascinating tactically and the same can be said of Jose Mourinho’s teams as well. There is no doubt that Guardiola has had the upper hand over Mourinho, but the gap is closing. How will Bayern and Chelsea approach the Super Cup 2013?


Bayern’s possible line-up and movements across the pitch:



Chelsea’s possible line-up and movements across the pitch:


Bayern Munich (4-1-4-1): Neuer; Alaba, Dante, Buyten, Lahm; Kroos; Ribery, Gotze, Muller, Robben; Mandzukic


Chelsea (4-2-3-1): Cech; Cole, Terry, Cahill, Ivanovic; Lampard, Ramires; Hazard, Oscar, Schurrle; Torres
Webmasters / Re: Webmasters Introduce Yourself. by humphreydwhiz(m): 2:23pm On Aug 30, 2013
Am an upcoming webmaster,currently studying php n my sql in a reputable institute.i am d owner of this site
I love blogging,am a dexterous writer n i need someone to help me on blogging.

Contact me via Twitter @Humphreydwhiz,via Fb @okunwe humphrey,via 2go @Humphreyiks.thanx

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