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Business / Re: Sam Larry: I Gave Mohbad 2M To Perform At My Mum's Burial, He Never Showed Up by HZNjnr(m): 1:35pm On Sep 29, 2023
You look fat & foolish... If you hadn't spoken, we would have thought you had sense. Sadly, you have no sense...

Someone is dead and you're mentioning 2M. Ode!
Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by HZNjnr(m): 4:43pm On Jul 14, 2023
๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ I agree with you


hdaveyork:


If FFK no make that list he is gonna teach tinubu a very bitter lesson
Health / Re: How To Remove This From My Teeth by HZNjnr(m): 4:42pm On Jul 14, 2023
Is it your teeth you're asking for or your tongue?
Family / Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by HZNjnr(m): 4:39pm On Apr 22, 2023
Maybe you should ask your boyfriend if he sleeps with the dog, as in haijg sex with it...
Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints Onanuga, Marwa, 11 Others Into Inauguration Committee by HZNjnr(m): 5:26pm On Apr 20, 2023
We won't agree!
If we don't see Femi Femi Kayode (FFK) on the list, we must protest.

After all his suffering for the party, he was left out of this list? No way!
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie's First Son, Kambilichukwu, Is Dead by HZNjnr(m): 10:39am On Mar 30, 2023
I don't ever wish even my enemy to witness death in their family...

Losing a sibling or parent is the most painful thing that ever would happen to someone, talk less of losing a son of 16 years.

Never lost a child, but I can feel the pain!

RIP my little man, may God rest your soul.

If not for the respect I have for the dead, I would have told your mumu dad some truths now, but let me keep quiet!

๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜” ๐Ÿ˜”
Crime / Re: 29-year-old Lady Disarms Kidnapper Of AK-47 Rifle, Frees 3 Victims In Plateau by HZNjnr(m): 5:33pm On Dec 20, 2022
If that is her real name, then the police must be very stupid... They couldn't even give a dummy name for her safety in a very unsafe Nigeria

Congratulations to the brave lady
Car Talk / Re: As An Experienced Driver, When Slowing Down, Is It Clutch Or Break? by HZNjnr(m): 6:29pm On Dec 13, 2022
This depends on the speed...

Highs speed, brake then clutch when you're almost at a zero speed. But if you're in a bear zero speed, maybe snail speed, your clutch is the answer
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Invited To The Chatham House On 16th January, 2023 by HZNjnr(m): 7:50am On Dec 09, 2022
Please change ur heading... January 2022 has passed na, abi this was posted by Tinubu ni?
Politics / Re: Worshippers At Shiloh 2022 React To Peter Obi's Presence (Video) by HZNjnr(m): 7:41am On Dec 09, 2022
Obi pressing people's necks since 1960...

The most neck pressed is that of Tinubu and his APV oops PVC sorry APC crooks. To add salt to injury, Bishop Oyedepo newly finished those thieving rulers last night lol. "WE DON'T NEED A LEADER, WE NEED A DELIVERER"
Romance / Re: DJ Cuppy Eats Gold-plated Pounded Yam (pix) by HZNjnr(m): 4:48am On Oct 04, 2022
Father of Food Kayode (FFK) will love this kind of news... โ˜บ
Politics / Re: Mob Kills Vigilante For Blasphemy In Abuja by HZNjnr(m): 6:37pm On Jun 04, 2022
Salvador1:


Babaji sounds like a Yoruba name to me.


Yoruba Ronu.

And I ask is it same Islam Nigeria and Arab countries practice?
Why is Nigeria own different.

Babaji is the Police officer in charge of that area, not the vigilante killed. I wonder why his picture was used in this news too. I learnt the person killed is a fellow Muslim.

They should kill themselves, I don't care
Forum Games / Re: What Would You Do If You Saw This At A Junction? by HZNjnr(m): 4:59pm On Mar 19, 2022
I will pack it!


Something must kill a man. No matter what we do, at the end of the day, we all will die
Sports / Re: Women's Nations Cup Qualifier: Ivory Coast VS Nigeria At 4pm Today by HZNjnr(m): 10:17pm On Feb 23, 2022
FULLTIME:

IVORY COAST 0:1 NIGERIA

AGGREGATE 0:3

NAIJA FOR LIFE!!!

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Crime / Re: Sunny White Shot Dead By Unknown Gunmen, Others Abducted by HZNjnr(m): 8:29pm On Feb 12, 2022
RIP THE GREAT SUNNY WHITE!

But this reporter sha is quack!

Your spellings and grammar can kill... Ayogen TV wake up! Get an English master to edit your jobs b4 sending it to the public
Politics / Re: Twitter Removes Osinbajoโ€™s Post For Copyright Violation Of Beyonceโ€™s Song by HZNjnr(m): 8:07pm On Dec 17, 2021
Osibanjo...

Short yes
Ugly yes
Inactive yes
Educated yes
Thief yes
Pastor yes
Votes buyer yes

Mumu people!

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NYSC / Re: Army Arrests Female Soldier Who Was Proposed To By A Corps Member(Pictures). by HZNjnr(m): 8:03pm On Dec 17, 2021
Thy can arrest a fellow soldier, but cannot do same to bandits, terrorist and criminals who have taken over Northern Nigeria...

If u ask well now, she's an Igbo soldier, because they won't do that to a Hausa 8r Fulani soldier. Mumu country!
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Starving In DSS Facility โ€“ Brother (Prince Kanu Meme) by HZNjnr(m): 2:13pm On Dec 07, 2021
Shey he's the saviour of the igbos? Let him fast like Jesus for 40 days and 4 nights.

Upon all the wahala on your head, ur mind is on food. Mumu man

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Politics / Re: What Do You Know About Igede Tribe In Benue State? by HZNjnr(m): 9:11pm On Nov 27, 2021
They're ingrates!

Useless people

EJEHSON:
Abeg tell that magot, general Ejiga helped them achieve Obi local government there by making it two local government for them that's why they have voice to talk now.
The Idomas should have religated them the way Tiv did to the Etulos.
I no know when Igede people begin speak English sef.

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Politics / Re: What Do You Know About Igede Tribe In Benue State? by HZNjnr(m): 8:18pm On Nov 27, 2021
This is the most unintelligent post I've ever read on NairaLand. Cursed be the aemin who pushed this to the front page.

Lots of grammatical, spelling and syntactical errors upon the fact that the research is full of lies and hate.

Imagine wateryam calling itself yam...

Igede people should just humble themselves and be like Agatu.

That you have two local government areas doesn't make u qualified for all these benefits, even wanting to be Governor? What iberiberism!

You guys are lucky Idoma people are peace loving, you see how u tried the Tivs and they showed u pepper right?

Infact goan sit down!

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Health / Re: Please Help Me Get Rid Of This Disorder On The Side Of My Face by HZNjnr(m): 12:33pm On Nov 23, 2021
THESE SOLUTIONS WILL BE OF HELP...

1. Use a very hot knife to massage the spot daily

2. Apply aboniki and a little petrol every 6 hours

3. Don't eat or drink water for 3 days, ond the 3rd day, hit your head on the wall 6 times then repeat these words "SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH ME" 365 times

You will testify after all these... โ˜บ
Sports / Re: Super Eagles: Serbian Mladen Krstajic Lined Up To Replace Gernot Rohr by HZNjnr(m): 2:38pm On Nov 22, 2021
Until we stop appointing coaches with un-prounouceable names, we won't ever get any tangible result...
Travel / Re: Can Divers Enter Third Mainland Bridge Water? by HZNjnr(m): 4:12pm On Nov 21, 2021
grin
Amotolongbo:
Only if you want make God commot โ€œvโ€ from your Dive
Education / Re: My Secondary School Chemistry Students Made This Salt by HZNjnr(m): 9:33am On Nov 10, 2021
SegZ24:


Abeg if the beans don done, alert me make I bring garri
grin grin

Abeg if him alert u when the beans don don and u carry garri go, alert me make I bring my own contribution... Spoon

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Crime / Re: Missing American Girl Found After Using Viral Call For Help Sign by HZNjnr(m): 5:42am On Nov 09, 2021
Indeed, what God cannot do does not exist...

If God wants to send u help, he uses all manner of things including the unimaginable.

1. How was the girl able to remember such signs in that condition?

2. Why was the motorist able to see her giving those signs even with thousands of other vehicles probably on the same road/route?

3. Why did the captor bring her out in a car in broad daylight leading to the arrest?

If you don't know God, you don't know anything.

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Education / Re: Joy Adesina Gets N5m, Bungalow & Scholarship From Ogun Governor by HZNjnr(m): 5:12am On Nov 04, 2021
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Good news...

But the story would have been a wall clock, ten thousand naira and a handshake if the best graduating student was a guy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (0 - 3) On 30th October, 2021 by HZNjnr(m): 2:46pm On Oct 30, 2021
The Rich Boys VS The Homeless

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Politics / Re: Raid On Justice Odili's House: Court Revokes FGโ€™s Search Warrant by HZNjnr(m): 9:18am On Oct 30, 2021
Mohammadu Buhari will die a shameful death for this evil he has brought upon Nigeria...

What a country we have in his Fulani hands and cow brains
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Goes Out With Other Guys Because I Am Broke by HZNjnr(m): 5:35pm On Oct 28, 2021
You don't need a girlfriend. All you need is a job
Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley's Phone Contained Several Credit Card Numbers - EFCC by HZNjnr(m): 8:40pm On Oct 26, 2021
Every case brought against Northern criminals are swept aside...

Ganduje the dollar man
Abba Kyari the tailor
Gumi the bandits CEO
Aisha Buhari the money launderer

All hushed because they're tied to the Fulani conspiracy
Politics / Re: Sit-At-Home Fails Again In Ebonyi State - BBC by HZNjnr(m): 6:41pm On Oct 25, 2021
Igbos are the problems of Igbos and the Fulanis know this, and have taken full advantage of this betrayals between the Igbos...

Kanu doesn't have a clue whom he's fighting for. He will rot in jail
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Reacts To Tiwa Savage Sex Tape by HZNjnr(m): 11:12am On Oct 23, 2021
Just look at this short man like Lionel Messi...

In fact all my love for Yul Edochie has vanished. Shorty!

You think you're popular abi? Whatever u are today is because of Pete, your father. Getat jhoor! Oloriburuku ๏ฟฝ

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