b_e_b_e:

FYI: I navigated through your site the longest

You'll definitely navigate through it the longest because his site is a toy and who doesn't love to play with toys?...Lol

Ralex:

I know i overcane ny addiction to NL but this weekend.... I checked consistently and even had to change DNS servers and googled "nairaland" just in case.

Nice to know it wasnt only me

As for me, I was reading cached pages.

Oh I see! Thanks.

hot-angel:

I'm glad you said "You heard".. We were all on conversecity when the site was down. Aunty snazzy and rest can testity to it. People of this world with rumours. tsk tsk.

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I'm sooo happy NL is back. I'm happy to see soo many people happy.. *group hug*

Emm...*scratches head* please which one is conversecity? I checked google, nothing came up. Just curious.

Lol,Layi.

English home videos are still better...check out titles of Yoruba films and you will run away.
Ori eku, Imu eja, Igba Aye, Eran Iya Osogbo, Maalu Iya Ibadan, Ike Zobo, Indomie lomo, Alaba Oniresi, Hot-angel Alamala , etc

Please what did the Catholics do to you guys? Everywhere in this Religion section, it's always Catholics! Catholics!! Catholics!!!   Apart from the fact that you are annoying some people, you are also duplicating topics.

Nice to be back! I was checking everytime to see if the site is back.

nferyn:

We should get our terminology straight. Euthanasia is euthanasia only [/b]when the ending of the persons life is done [b]on his or her own request.

Wrong there. I guess you are forming your own definition for it. Euthanasia is simply "assisted or mercy killing". It does not involve who requested it.

Emmm, well emmm, I don't want to add to your anger so let me just zip up my mouth!

Please tell us who annoyed you so that we can flog him/her. Let it out!

naijacutie:

When I speak of my attraction to powerful men, I mean those who are in full control of their lives and exercise such humility that one would never guess the power they possess.

Well, that's not the kind of power we are talking about here. Merely seeing the topic stating "Powerful and Popular", I guess you should know the type of power that is being discussed.

So who is a powerful man wielding his power over? Cockroaches?
You might be popular and not powerful but you can't possibly be powerful and not popular!

All women are attracted to powerful and popular men. There's no denying that fact! And No, I'm not speaking for myself only!

naijacutie:

Hands down the best dish for me: Abacha! Yum! My aunt in Enugu prepares it like no man's business. Hm, I'm getting hungry just thinking about it...

Please what sort of food is called Abacha? Kindly educate me!

Hmmm Bolaoni, whether Kanu or Papillo, you can't expect Layi to cram it! At least we all know that Kanu=Papillo. Simple!

I love that game too! I especially enjoy it when we are like 3 or 4 playing it. Semi last card...Last card..Check up! Does anybody remember the game Jackpot too?

Lol, I'm not even in Nigeria. They just accumulated over the years.

Son: Ayayayayaaaaa! Mummy, Daddy is shaking.
Mummy: Dundee, your Daddy has gone to work.
blah blah blah
Son: Shaky shaky Daddy

HI-MALT
Here's to my Hi-Malt - Hi-Malt!
The malt that's fun to drink - HiMalt!
Taste that turns me on - HiMalt!
HiMalt! HiMalt!
The excitement is for real - HiMalt!
I just can't get enough - HiMalt!
The fun's Gonna get ya
Move up to HI-MALT!

ANOTHER MALT DRINK
wow! I feel good!
Tanranranranran
I knew that I would now
Real good, So good
Got you!
Yeeeeeeeeeeee!

KNORR CUBES
Knorr Cubes, Knorr cubes
Super taste in your cooking
People with taste use Knorr cubes
Panranranranranranran
The flavour to savour
Taste to praise
Dishes to relish and that super taste
Knorr cube is super taste and super taste is Knorr cube
Join us as more and more people now use Knorr cubes, knorr cubes
for that super taste in meals!

AJINOMOTO
Mama is great!
she works hard
to feed her family in her kitchen
and when she cooks,
she cooks well
and she uses Ajino-moto
Hmmmm Ajino-moto
Original flavour
Everybody uses Ajinomoto

TREBOR
Trebor Extra Strong Peppermint
Trebor E-S-P
Trebor Extra Strong Peppermint
Trebor E-S-P
Trebor strong minty freshness
Worth sharing

Maltina
Tell what you really really really want
Tell what you really really really want
I Wanna, I Wanna, I WANNA Maltina!

When Obasanjo became President in 1999
The farmer Obasanjo is back
To put right what has been done wrong
Obasanjo salutes every Nigerian
who voted him as President
I say...Thank you Nigerians
for voting Obasanjo
for voting the right man oooo
Ndem wo umu Nigerians o - Thank you Nigerians
Eseeeee ani ese - Thank you Nigerians
Nagode - Thank you Nigerians

Campala skin Soap
You can judge by the looks of anyone using Campala Skin Soap
Ji ji ji (drum)
You can judge by the looks of anyone using campala skin soap

Nescafe
Deep(?) inside you to open your mind
No one can help you 
your heart can be bright
Open your heart and open your mind
open your soul, don't stay behind
Nescafe...open up, open up
Nescafe

Star
Live a brighter life in styleeeeeeeee
Star! Ahead on taste!

NTA 2 Channel 5
NTA 2 Channel 5, your reachout station
.................

because TV
From ages to ages, experience never dies
From season to season, voice differs from noise
For news, sports, good programmes
culture and entertainment
we're indeed the pride of the nation
Advertise on Channel 28
because Television we set the pace
Channel 28
the pride of the nation
because television we set the pace.

Gold Circle Condom
Conductor: Who get this raincoat?
Man: Abeg na me!
(Everybody laughs at him)
Binta Mogaji: Look you, you think say everybody dey wakabout town like una, Gold circle condom dey also help person to plan the family well well.
Man: Thank you, madam! Na the chemist wey dey my workplace I buy this one and na for me and my woman only.
Conductor: Oga make you sofri sofri for Madam tonight o!
(song) go for gold o! Gold Circle condom!

What? You mean you are comparing Joe with R.Kelly?? All R.Kelly's songs are totally    He can never and will never release crap. Is it 'I believe I can fly' or 'Fiesta' or 'snake' or 'Thoia Thoing' or 'Step in the name of Love' or 'Angel' or 'gotham city' or 'I wish' or 'world's greatest' or 'ignition' or 'trapped in the closet'. How many I wan count? That guy is just toooooooooooooo much.

Being the conservative person that I am, I'll stick with Intel, whether Pentium or Celeron.

Atrraction gives birth to the rest.

Oh, I would so much love to outscam a scammer, if possible. One got me really frustrated sometimes ago on Ebay.

snazzydawn:

play a song for me,
oh Apple Jack,Apple Jack.............................

Yay! I love that song! Dolly Parton. Play a song for me Apple Jack! Apple Jack! play a song, let your banjo ring.

beautifull:

My Daddy is looking for a young girl to marry, let me give you to him.

Na wa for u oooooooooo, do u really think your dad is as handsome[i] pal Wole? oh sorry i don forget say your dad handsome like Baba Iyabo. [/i]

Shut up there! Stupid foooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

Yippee!

layi:

I doubt if Nairaland rakes up to 5000 unique hits daily but there are Nigerian sites wit more hits than that e.g Guardian newspapers, Nigeriaworld etc and they generate steady income through adsence (from emails i got)

Layi, there's no adsense on Guardian Newspapers website.