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Romance / Re: Girl Who Paid For Her Fiance's M.sc Cusses Him Out As He Marries Someone Else by iamdahmmy(m): 12:42pm On Sep 21, 2016
Vinshu:
Lol

So because you sponsored his M.sc means he must get married you? undecided

That lady must be daft

..I bet u wouldn't have made this statement had it mean it happened to u personally..why didn't d guy define the relationship before allowing the girl to pay for his masters..why did he deceive and waste her time for 3 good years??...she must ave seen better suitors in those 3 years .and yet u see nothing wrong in what d guy did...law of karma is real...

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Man Who Battered Niece Of His Wife In Lagos (Photo) by iamdahmmy(m): 8:04pm On Sep 19, 2016
crestedaguiyi:
So who will arrest the stupid police that manhandle the people they are sent to arrest.

who will arrest the DPO that his boys stay in front of the station to collect bribe eg the oyigbo police station, olu obsanjo police station and even abuloma police stations.

this man has not committed any crime after-all the lady is not a toddler .

why go to a mans house to increase his utility bill in this hard times of buhari economic blunders .

abeg free the dude with just a word of caution

Do you have feelings at all??how can u say he hasn't committed any crime..didn't u see blood all over the lady's face...what if d lady had died??...I'm sure u wouldnt have said this had it mean d lady in question is ur niece or a member of ur family...just hit someone in your house with a machete or spanner to the point that blood will start gushing out and see if the person will not have a case....
Romance / Re: Essentials by iamdahmmy(m): 6:59pm On Sep 15, 2016
Basalt:


Good guy.
I found out that those that masturbate are usually more serious and concentrated in whatever they do.

Seriously, I don't think it's wrong and I don't even feel regret each time I do it because I take it as normal.

I agree with u....i don't feel guilty....I ave never regretted doing it...and I'm more focused and stable..Nice write up bro
Romance / Re: Essentials by iamdahmmy(m): 11:27am On Sep 13, 2016
Basalt:
Xup Ladies and Gentlemen.
Sometimes ago, someone wrote about the disadvantages of masturbation which I found so funny though I was too busy to comment then.
He included loss of memory and weak erection among the demerits and it's quiet hypothetical because I am an unrepentant masturbator and I have never observed any of those things.
I have a good memory, if not I wouldn't have graduated with FCGP of 4.11 after an academic problem in my second year.

Before I proceed, I will also like to shock you with the fact that masturbation is not biblically or Koranically condemned.
The case of Onan is not masturbation rather it's called _coitus interuptus.
And pastor Chris also said that it's normal to _masturbate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBi8l621wbQ


Now back to the track.

Here are the benefits of Masturbation.

1. IT MAKES YOU SPEND LESS
I recommend masturbation for every jobless man because it relieves your sexual desire without any financial loss associated with relationships.

2. IT MAKES YOU MORE DEDICATED AND CONCENTRATED

Relationship demands emotional attachment and it always takes away your concentration. If you are not thinking of your partner and the possibility of him/her cheating on you, you will be thinking of what to buy for her or him.
with masturbation in charge, all these thoughts are obliterated.
let me relate this to my days in the university.
when I was in my first year, I was so dedicated and concentrated and made a fantastic GP of 4.21 and on getting to my 2nd year, I had a girlfriend and truthfully I got distracted with sex and emotional attachment and coupled with hard courses like
Engine drawing, O.D.E , etc, my GP could hardly flash mtn line if I should have it as an airtime.
After seeing my second year result, I called my Girlfriend and told her that we should call it a quit for academic reasons which is beyond our relationship.
After quitting with my girlfriend, I started masturbating at intervals especially whenever the urge to visit a girl came.
I had more time for my academic activities and there was no emotional attachment and my GP started growing like a viable seed and I finally graduated with high 2.1 gp which I wouldn't have smelled if I was not concentrated

3. IT CAN BE USED AS A SLEEPING PILL.

oh yeah, when I was in University, I was always sleeping in the afternoon.
my secret is masturbation.
once I finish, I would take a cold bath and lie down on my bed and before you know it, I will sleep off only to wake up at night for all night reading.
without masturbation, it's hard for me to sleep in the afternoon and you know before you read all night, you must sleep well in the afternoon, otherwise you will have a brain touch. Lol.

4. IT MAKES YOU AVOID SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES
this one is self explanatory. someone that masturbates does not fear sexual diseases.

5. IT MAKES YOU AVOID FORNICATION AND CRIMES.

after masturbation, your desire for sex becomes annihilated , and you have a low probability to commit RAPE.
I seriously recommend masturbation for people whose libido (sexual urge ) are high

I totally agree with this post...masturbation is quite normal....u don't ave to rape,cheat or....pressure ur girl for sex all the time...what if she is not in the mood,u gonna force her becos u are married?.u can avoid STD..u can ave a nice sleep after masturbating..and so much more.....l dont feel guilty after doing it and after years of masturbating,my hair is as ful as ever and i made made a CGP of 4.30...I'm not gonna be caged by any stupid religion...so far I'm not harming anyone ...Bleep religion
Politics / Re: Nana Shettima Distributes 300 Rams To Widows And Teachers by iamdahmmy(m): 11:56am On Sep 12, 2016
My first question is "where did the governor's wife get the money to buy this rams??"nobody is asking that question... I hate our mentality in this country ..corruption in Nigeria is just too much...some will see this as a good gesture..Nigeria will never be great until we all change out attitudes and mentality and flush out all this useless ,corrupt leaders..If we don't do this,the country will continue to go down...useless leaders..useless hypocrites....
Romance / Re: Black Monkeys Leave My Hubby Alone’:White Lady Mocks 2 Africans Kissing Her Man by iamdahmmy(m): 3:00pm On Sep 11, 2016
U sure say dis no be buhari...damn!!!!....they really look alike

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Webmasters / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Meets With Nigerian Developers - Photos by iamdahmmy(m): 3:15pm On Aug 31, 2016
Pendragon001:
A country and its value system

It is no longer news that the founder of facebook visited Nigeria yesterday. As expected, every tweets, instagram feeds and of course facebook post was all about this young, gifted but humble man who though is about same age with me, but has achieved and touched more lives positively than I can ever imagine to touch in a life time (though i know there is room for overtaking). But in this brief peace, though i know I can't exhaust all the ways Mark Zuckerberg challenged our value system as a people, but I will touch on the few one's that quickly comes to mind.

1. Mode of entry: he came in silently (like the biblical thief in the night) without much fanfare and noise, that I am tempted (a) to believe he doesn't trust the Nigerian security apparatus to give him adequate protection and therefore believes the best bet is for him to sneak in and before any kidnapper or other person who might have ulterior harmful plans towards him could strategize, he would have been long gone. (b) he was raised with a value system that understands that (in alhaji Alabi Pasuma's word "ariwo ko ni music) noise is not music. Compared to some Nigerian bloggers who just because they have about 2million participants on their platform will not allow us to rest with silly and unnecessary information just because they want to come from Lagos to Abuja and even sometimes from Lagos island to mainland.

2. Mode of dressing: it is not new to see a yahoo boy who just swindled someone of $500 to be dressed in dog chain, sagging his trouser (showing of a dirty boxer short ), thinking he has arrived having spent all the money on clothes and fake bling bling with an unkempt dreadlocks. But here is a man worth $54billion, yet dressed in something not up to $500 (he's not even wearing a wristwatch). (a) apart from yahoo boys, you also see some banks and so call fortune 500 companies whose total asset is not up to $10billion and the will be using dressing, age, ethno-religious affiliations etc. instead of content of the applicants head, to judge during recruitment exercise. No wonder many companies have lost the service of geniuses they ought to have employed and have settled for average performers who knows how to dress or speak to impress (I am putting this one in because all my classmates who are first class students are not good dressers and I habe observed them ober time that they perform better when they dress simple than when they dress to impress)

3. Mode of meeting people: while a Nigerian local government chairman or governor (just because he has managed to acquire $50million through fraudulent means) will be disturbing our peace with siren when passing by our neighborhood, just to get our attention. This $54billion dollar clean money trekked the streets of Yaba, Lagos without heavy police escort, and met everyday people doing what they know how to do best at CC HUB, ANDELA Nigeria and a few other places.

There are many other things to consider, in his coming to the most populous black nation on earth (at least we know his visit is not a charity case visit, its a visit to explore the brimming technology potential that is written all over the walls of the country, but our clueless leaders couldn't see. And instead of investing in it are asking our youths to go back to farm. (N.B. non of the top 20 economically vibrant countries in the world is an agrarian economy, but thats a talk for another day)).

The difference i see between Mark Zuckerberg and all that I have compared him with is the value system of the environment where they grew up. Nobody will give you preferential treatment in most western countries because you're a rich man, neither do they have time to be drooling at your feet, because higher percentage of them too are gainfully employed and so don't have time for nonsense, reversed is the case here. The value system here taught many of us that except you show off, you won't be accepted, that's why you see many young couples go into heavy debts just to put up a show stopping wedding, and also some borrow to by aso ebi while neglecting children school fees. The value system here don't care where and how you got the sudden wealth, all they want is, jusy get the money. That's why Nigerian youths will come online to celebrate thiefs who are bleeding the economy dry because of their ethnic or religious affiliations to such thiefs.

If we must see the radical and progressive change we desire to see in Nigeria the first place to start from is a change in our value system. We must stop honouring a thief or a tyrant because we share the same ethnic or religious affiliations. We must learn to call a thief a thief and a tyrant a tyrant instead of celebrating their shenanigans. We must begin to let our conscience instead of our sentiments to guide us when addressing personal or national issue. Until we start re orientating ourselves on the positive values we must hold dear, values such as hardwork, probity, accountability, meritocracy, dignity of Labour etc we are going nowhere as a nation, I rest my case for now.

Ayannuga Olugbenga Paul aka Oluayan1 writes from Bissaula in Taraba state, northeast Nigeria
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Nice write up bro..the most mature comment I read so far

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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage: I Am The Most Popular Female Artiste In Africa by iamdahmmy(m): 6:12am On Jul 28, 2016
I'm really getting pissed with tiwa..from boasting on E-TV that she is an icon to boasting on radio that she is the most popular female artist..let people rate u..try to be humble..there are lotta female artists in africa that are far better than u...u are just opportuned to be where u are...
Celebrities / Re: Lady Makes The First Move On A Guy But Doesn't Take His Rejection Lightly by iamdahmmy(m): 5:13pm On Jul 23, 2016
I don't understand why girls can't handle rejection but they reject guys they don't like..must every guy like u becos u are a lady??and the girl in question is even not mature....the way she handled the rejection shows it all...
Romance / Re: I Caught My Fiancee Masturbating Should I Forgive Or Let Her Go? by iamdahmmy(m): 6:44am On Jul 23, 2016
marvelife:

is there any fact to support your view bro

That's how I choose to live my life bro..not based on any religious view or medical fact..so far I'm not harming anyone or Im not feeling guilty after doing it,I'm gud to go..others may not agree with me tho..that's why I don't force my views on others..cheers
Romance / Re: I Caught My Fiancee Masturbating Should I Forgive Or Let Her Go? by iamdahmmy(m): 7:34pm On Jul 22, 2016
Your question is funny...so because she masturbated,she has done sth wrong!!masturbation is perfectly normal..its a good way to reduce sexual tension..im always surprised whenever people say its a sin against God..Such mentality is really strange to me....
Politics / Re: Fashola. 14 Companies Partners FG On $1.75bn Solar Power Project. 1125MW by iamdahmmy(m): 7:20pm On Jul 22, 2016
Nairadays:
Good development for Solar Energy Companies. Profit Time.

But what about generating power from wind? If that's possible, we can add that too to the national grid.

Anyway good development from the government.

U right..I was gonna suggest that too..why not try wind too..and do more more research on coal....we can tap from all this four...water, wind ,coal,solar..I don't support uranium tho..its too dangerous...
Romance / Re: Can You Kiss Your Lover Early In The Morning Even When His/her Mouth Is Smelling by iamdahmmy(m): 5:26pm On Jul 22, 2016
When u are really in love,her bad breath will not stop u from kissing her.it looks strange but true
Romance / Re: Can You Kiss Your Lover Early In The Morning Even When His/her Mouth Is Smelling by iamdahmmy(m): 5:24pm On Jul 22, 2016
When u are really in love,her bad breath will not stop u from kissing her.it looks strange but true kiss[sup][/sup]
Romance / Re: Can You Kiss Your Lover Early In The Morning Even When His/her Mouth Is Smelling by iamdahmmy(m): 5:23pm On Jul 22, 2016
When u are really in love,her bad breath will not stop u from kissing her.it looks strange but true

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Religion / Re: Catholic Church Baki Iku Destroyed By Muslim Youths For Worshipping On Friday by iamdahmmy(m): 3:48am On Jul 17, 2016
One of the reasons I don't like religion..it has caused several Havocs..Muslims killing Christians ...Christians retaliating..
Thousands of people killed by suicide bombers...thosands killed by catholics because they refused to worship there God..this is stupid.Cant u guys tolerate each other...religion is one of the biggest problem of mankind
Crime / Re: Teacher, Yemisi Tiamiyu Killed In Ogun. Lover Accused (photo) by iamdahmmy(m): 4:53pm On Jul 16, 2016
lebienconnu:


Murder is a crime against the state not against the family. A serial killer might be on the loose. It is, therefore, immaterial whether the family want justice or not. The fact remains justice must be done.

Hmmm....I did not think along that line..a serial killer might be on the loose..I agree with u on that one

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Crime / Re: Teacher, Yemisi Tiamiyu Killed In Ogun. Lover Accused (photo) by iamdahmmy(m): 4:49pm On Jul 16, 2016
lebienconnu:


Murder is a crime against the state not against the family. A serial killer might be on the loose. It is, therefore, immaterial whether the family want justice or not. The fact remains justice must be done.
.

Hmm.....i didn't even think along that line..a serial killer might be on the loose....i agree with u on that one
Crime / Re: Teacher, Yemisi Tiamiyu Killed In Ogun. Lover Accused (photo) by iamdahmmy(m): 4:23pm On Jul 16, 2016
The fact still remains that she is dead...and if the parents are not willing to investigate the matter..its there choice.Finding the culprit will not bring back the dead... Karma will surely catch up with the person that killed her
Romance / Re: The Guy That Loves You Or The One You Love: Who Would You Choose? (pic) by iamdahmmy(m): 12:51pm On Jul 16, 2016
Just marry someone whose feeling is mutual[color=#990000][/color]

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