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Webmasters / Re: Drop Your Website Or Blog Url For Review, And Get Good Backlinks And Traffic by iamfestus(m): 12:32am On Oct 12, 2016 |
guys kindly rate mine www.vineng.ga |
Webmasters / Re: 5 Killer Ways To Drive Traffic To Your Blog by iamfestus(m): 5:55pm On Jan 13, 2016 |
Rewriting it here would have been also nice http://article.vineng.ga/?11259209034/5-Killer-Ways-To-Drive-Traffic-To-Your-Blog/ |
Jokes Etc / Naija Boys And Girls Too The Lie by iamfestus(m): 11:42pm On Dec 07, 2015 |
A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor BOY: No, I want that your hymn book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?" GIRL: I don't have that one but maybe you should take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES" while coming to school GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled"I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe Then; DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart & intelligent DAD: Okay don't forget to give him the one on the table titled "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning table titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka . Hahahaha..... come on don't leave it there post a comment and invite your friends here, because you never know who needed just a smile. |
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