Shortly after the rain yesterday afternoon
somewhere in akure ondo state.
the weather wasnt so good for me
coz of it coldness.

I was texting on my phone, and feeling dizzy.
i tried so hard to fight my eyes open
but the mother nature lures me into the other side(sleep).

In my dream, i was in the mid of the multitudes
suddenly the weather changed as if its about to rain.
The people were terrified and confussed. i look up in the heaven and i see 2 moons,
the day turning night, the clouds was glowing and forming
strange images; i saw a lion head with crown on it,
i saw human heads with long weaving beards, and shinning.
i saw angels all white, falling down to the earth.
It seems i was the only one seeing all this wonders.

Is this the end of the world? i bow down in a terrifiic state,
praying and asking God for forgiveness.

what amazes me is that, i was the only one seeing the
images upon the heaven, whenever i call people to
see them the images disapears.


i cant find meaning to this dream.


Please this is not formulation.

if 2 rounds of sex with olosho co$t 35k, find the value of MASTURBATION

solution*
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Masturbation values: no risk of STDs + no risk glory hijacked(spiritually) + no risk of caught by girlfriend = N0.00k

OLOSHO value: STDs + glory hijacked + implication
=iranu + wahala

Risk treatment: Stds 35k×2 =70k (someone's annual income)
: glory hijacked 35×0 = will co$t forever broke
: caught by girlfriend = will co$t heartbroken

#SayYesToMasturbationToday#

NOTE: matabation has no side effect, stay loyay to your girlfriend. if she caught you wanking it is forgivable, but if she catches you doing olosho, N1000 MTN card will keep running off in 5min while calling her to forgive you.


this message from National Association of Wankers(NAW),Ondo chapter.

The GOOD, the BAD, and the UGLY

A man and his wife have staged a horrific wedding ceremony that has left many people talking. The groom, DeAngelo Williams is an NFL player. The young man and his and wife, Risalyn got married on Saturday June 23 and decided to take fandom to a whole new level. The couple are diehard fans of The Walking Dead horror movie. They decided to have a Walking Dead–themed wedding at the Peabody in Memphis, Tennessee. Williams had professional makeup artists transform him and his wedding party into zombies. According to ESPN, Williams has been a fan of horror since he was a child, as well as the WWE character, The Undertaker. As he grew up, he became engrossed in Robert Kirkman’s horror comic The Walking Dead and the AMC television adaptation. Williams wanted his love for The Walking Dead and all things terrifying to be a part of his wedding to Risalyn Williams. As he explained to ESPN, he wanted his big day to be fun for everyone. His bride, Risalyn, was surprisingly on board with the concept. “He didn’t have to convince me,” Risalyn told ESPN while clad in her wedding gown and fake blood. “He really had to convince the bridesmaids, and then he said they had to do it because they’re bridesmaids.” The zombie wedding party looked very convincing. Williams calls the experience “a dream come true” and “unbelievable,” and he said he’s glad he got to share this moment with the woman he loves.

That's not bleaching guys, it is the position she took the shot and the reflection of light.

i am not wondering a girl posted this picture. They always look for flaws of the girls they are not comparable with.

That lady is beautiful thou. Kudos to her stature and the natural hair.

doctorkush:
very heartless...
meanwhile....
6 Children are waiting at home plus wife
petrol is 145 and scarce
you are alive "thank God"
in laws
etc.... in short economy is sucking on our nipplees
so?
in other news, we will not take it, that okada man should be jailed for heartlessness

Seriously, it was not funny

Sometimes, every little things we do goes a long way. Many people believes that not until when they are dopely rich they start rendering assistance or to become the good man they desire to be.

 

At any given point, it is not about getting rich and be good to the others.,

 

At times, we just have to show a little kindness and express sense of concern and care to humanity.

 

I was  returning from work yesterday evening, i called this Okadaman and told him my destination; he charged me N200,

 

...normally, i do take it at N100.

 

Without further esitation i told him that im paying N100.

 

He angrily zoom off, Only to wait for me about 20metre away and asked if i have change.

 

"The Okadaman style of oya let go..."  

 

Lols.

 

I jumped on the bike.

 

To be honest, the bikeman was not running too fast,

 

it even got to a point that i have to tell him to run a little bit faster.

 

Ungetting to my street, i do not know exactly where this black she-goat came out from and ran on the front wheel

 

 

And the next thing...

 

i found myself helplessly laying in the middle of the highway

 

...Swimming in the occean of blood as a resulting of the bruises.

 

My phone touch pad that i just fixed 3days earlier with N4000 is broken again.

 

I barely can walk,

 

The good samaritan at the incident rendered some help.

 

My troushers ripped into different peices as if am on fashion parade.

 

Though the bikeman sustained bruises too and i felt for him.

 

I try to reached to another bike

 

but he insisted that he can still take me to my destination.

 

I jumped on the bike once again.

 

So when we got to my destination with blood all over my body; i deep to my pocket to pay him off.

 

With the believe that he would pardon the money.

 

To my greatest surprise,

 

this okadaman collected his money.

 

What a heartless!!

 

I was forced to ask him if he has heart at all; regarding my injuries and my loss

 

 Well, i kept my cool and watched him zoom off!!!

 

I just smiles and swung my head left to right to pity the situation of things in this country.

 

I believe it should not always be about money...

 

Let show a little kindness and care.

 

It is obvious that such Okadaman if happens to be the first to bumps into an accident victim that is carrying a certain amount of money he can kill the the victim if still alive and make away with his money.

 

 

Edakun, LETS ALWAYS SHOW SOME LOVE AND CARE.

 

When money finish, attitude lives on.

 

Leave the rest.... for GOD.

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