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Properties / Re: Bitter Experience Living With Landlords by ibisweet(f): 6:53pm On Oct 27, 2013 |
Honestly living with Landlord can be a Ǧ☺☺ϑ or bad depending on. Their character ♍Ɣ husband aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ i once live in an apartment where mere seeing D apartment U̶̲̥̅̊ believe U̶̲̥̅̊ re in heaven but contrary is D case We re nt giving any dont n dos when we move in D 1st issue we had wt dm was that when we complain about D nature of dre water supply D landlord said we will get use τ̲̅ȍ it Then came a long list of dos n donts like D lanlady coming τ̲̅ȍ knock on our door when it is 10pm τ̲̅ȍ go aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ off our generator says 10pm is light out when PHCN refuses τ̲̅ȍ bring light Having τ̲̅ȍ remove our foot wears down D stair case b4 we use D stairs simply because they do D same Having τ̲̅ȍ b locked out if U̶̲̥̅̊ could make in by 10pm Many that i cld nt even begin τ̲̅ȍ count...trust ♍Ɣ husband went τ̲̅ȍ him τ̲̅ȍ refund our rent that we cant follow such Stupid answers for stupid questions: 1. Someone calls you at 2am in the nyt nd ask Ʊ "are u sleepin?" Ans : no,I'm pickin beans.. 2. When its raining and somone notices u goin out yet they ask; are u goin out in this rain?? Ans: no in the next one ... 3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did u just have a bath? Ans: no, i fell into the toilet bowl 4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office,yet they ask; going up?? Ans: no, i'm waiting for my office to come down to me! 5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and u still ask him; are those flowers? Ans: no baby, they're carrots! 6. You're in the toilet and you locked the door,som1 knocks on the door asking; is any1 there? Ans: No! na shit lock the door...mtscheew!! 7. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a frnd sees you and asks; what are you doin here? Ans: i'm here to pay my school fees!... 8. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping?? Ans: No! I'm practising to die.... |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of Fake Employment Companies. Stay Off Them. by ibisweet(f): 10:42pm On Oct 23, 2013 |
Ua€¿re invited 4 test/interview by 9am, THUR 24/10/13 @ our office; 83,1st floor, iyana-ipaja-osodi exp way, opp propel filling statn, pako b/stop 08188182026 How real are they Plzzzzz! |
Health / Re: How Can One Prevent Facial Bumps And Also Cure Them. by ibisweet(f): 11:57am On Jun 18, 2012 |
It's a pity how we suffer because of our ignorant. U can get rid of d bumps & rough skin 1st u need 2 discipline yourself stop pressing it wash your face regularly with an antiseptic soap then go head to use d oil & cream u wil b suprise within 7days d cream is pharmaderm products quite scarce but works like magic they are from d same manufacturer of UB relaxer & diva cream. If u cant get it i can with it just let me know 08035778654 |
Business / Boost Babies Immune System With Honey by ibisweet(f): 11:41am On Jun 18, 2012 |
Babies are special gift they are also lovely but fragile that is why it's so important to keep there immume system steady & event increase it if wish, especially in this season and this you can do buy giving them d right nutrion right from 3 month YES! & will be suprise how your ward resist all this common infectiön & diseases especially skin irritation all you need to do is introduce d proper nutrition(ideal class of food) & will be thankful you did these are some diet you can introduce -banana cream -peanut paste -honey ,a tea spoon of this are okay to start with also if your baby will not toilet for 5 days plus is not normal there guides on how to make him poo @least once in a day |
Business / Re: Introducing E.L.F Cosmetics Beauty Line: Become A Distributor, Empower Yourself by ibisweet(f): 4:46pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
This is göod pls i will like to know if your products are currently selling in the market...if yes let handle your outdoor adverts & branding...you know printing of banners, billboards, roll ups, bus branding and even danglers will give your products a classic and unique push in d market...if you are interested pls contact me on 08035778654 or classica media @ yahoo.com we can also come over for a productive discussion. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Rentage by ibisweet(f): 2:23pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
Any idea how much dey let shops in iyana iba area of lagos how many years wil one pay to start with |
Jobs/Vacancies / What's Bank Of D Industry Apt Test Like. by ibisweet(f): 8:37pm On Nov 14, 2008 |
Can somebody help with format of bank of d industry |
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