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Properties / Re: Bitter Experience Living With Landlords by ibisweet(f): 6:53pm On Oct 27, 2013
Honestly living with Landlord can be a Ǧ☺☺ϑ or bad depending on. Their character
♍Ɣ husband aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ i once live in an apartment where mere seeing D apartment ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ believe ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ re in heaven but contrary is D case
We re nt giving any dont n dos when we move in D 1st issue we had wt dm was that when we complain about D nature of dre water supply D landlord said we will get use τ̲̅ȍ it

Then came a long list of dos n donts like
D lanlady coming τ̲̅ȍ knock on our door when it is 10pm τ̲̅ȍ go aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ off our generator says 10pm is light out when PHCN refuses τ̲̅ȍ bring light

Having τ̲̅ȍ remove our foot wears down D stair case b4 we use D stairs simply because they do D same

Having τ̲̅ȍ b locked out if ‎​U̶̲̥̅̊ could make in by 10pm

Many that i cld nt even begin τ̲̅ȍ count...trust ♍Ɣ husband went τ̲̅ȍ him τ̲̅ȍ refund our rent that we cant follow such Stupid answers for stupid questions:
1. Someone calls you at 2am in the nyt nd ask Ʊ
"are u sleepin?"
Ans : no,I'm pickin beans..
2. When its raining and somone notices u goin out
yet they ask; are
u goin out in this rain?? Ans: no in the next one
... 3. They see you coming out of the bathroom,
wet; did u just have a
bath? Ans: no, i fell into the toilet bowl
4. You standing right in front of the elevator on
the ground floor
going to your office,yet they ask; going up?? Ans:
no, i'm waiting for
my office to come down to me!
5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of
flowers and u still ask
him; are those flowers? Ans: no baby, they're
carrots!
6. You're in the toilet and you locked the
door,som1 knocks on the
door asking; is any1 there? Ans: No! na shit lock
the
door...mtscheew!!
7. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy
tickets, a frnd sees you
and asks; what are you doin here? Ans: i'm here to
pay my school
fees!...
8. When people see you lying down with your eyes
closed, they still
ask; are you sleeping?? Ans: No! I'm practising to
die....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: List Of Fake Employment Companies. Stay Off Them. by ibisweet(f): 10:42pm On Oct 23, 2013
Ua€¿re invited 4 test/interview by 9am, THUR 24/10/13 @ our office; 83,1st floor, iyana-ipaja-osodi exp way, opp propel filling statn, pako b/stop 08188182026


How real are they
Plzzzzz!
Health / Re: How Can One Prevent Facial Bumps And Also Cure Them. by ibisweet(f): 11:57am On Jun 18, 2012
It's a pity how we suffer because of our ignorant.
U can get rid of d bumps & rough skin 1st u need 2 discipline yourself stop pressing it wash your face regularly with an antiseptic soap then go head to use d oil & cream u wil b suprise within 7days d cream is pharmaderm products quite scarce but works like magic they are from d same manufacturer of UB relaxer & diva cream. If u cant get it i can with it just let me know
08035778654
Business / Boost Babies Immune System With Honey by ibisweet(f): 11:41am On Jun 18, 2012
Babies are special gift
they are also lovely but fragile that is why it's so important to keep there immume system steady & event increase it if wish, especially in this season and this you can do buy giving them d right nutrion right from 3 month YES! & will be suprise how your ward resist all this common infectiön & diseases especially skin irritation all you need to do is introduce d proper nutrition(ideal class of food) & will be thankful you did
these are some diet you can introduce
-banana cream
-peanut paste
-honey ,a tea spoon of this are okay to start with also if your baby will not toilet for 5 days plus is not normal there guides on how to make him poo @least once in a day
Business / Re: Introducing E.L.F Cosmetics Beauty Line: Become A Distributor, Empower Yourself by ibisweet(f): 4:46pm On Mar 28, 2012
This is göod
pls i will like to know if your products are currently selling in the market...if yes let handle your outdoor adverts & branding...you know printing of banners, billboards, roll ups, bus branding and even danglers will give your products a classic and unique push in d market...if you are interested pls contact me on 08035778654 or classica media @ yahoo.com
we can also come over for a productive discussion.
Jobs/Vacancies / Rentage by ibisweet(f): 2:23pm On Mar 28, 2012
Any idea how much dey let shops in iyana iba area of lagos
how many years wil one pay to start with
Jobs/Vacancies / What's Bank Of D Industry Apt Test Like. by ibisweet(f): 8:37pm On Nov 14, 2008
Can somebody help with format of bank of d industry

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