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Jokes Etc / Re: gongo aso by ibkdikson: 6:12pm On Mar 11, 2008
hey guyz, nah wetin cause beefing for this topic?
Jokes Etc / Re: Computer Drive by ibkdikson: 9:21am On Mar 08, 2008
ituen:

Why would u think i knoe the answer?

I don't know anything about computers apart from Reply (click Once, Then Wait)
you better come mah teach you computer.
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Knows What 69 Means by ibkdikson: 6:27pm On Mar 04, 2008
i want perfect peace to reign in this forum
Jokes Etc / Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes by ibkdikson: 5:56pm On Mar 04, 2008
ituen:

I wont but be careful next time

okay oo mr ituen, but i want you to realize that there are alot of jokes in ndl and dont have time to browse 2ru everything. nobody is above mistake. this my time, i pray your time will come in OGUNS name (amen)
Jokes Etc / Re: Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes by ibkdikson: 12:21pm On Mar 04, 2008
ituen:

IB,

Why u wan because problem for yourself

Havent u commented on this subject this week?

why bring it up as a new post?

You are stepping on sacred grounds oh
very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, sorry, dont no that.
Jokes Etc / Re: Chinese Mothers by ibkdikson: 12:10pm On Mar 04, 2008
ituen:

For the first time in your life, u have posted something worth thinking on
jokes is not all about thinking, it's about expression. and am to express myself the way i feel.
Jokes Etc / Re: Chinese Mothers by ibkdikson: 12:07pm On Mar 04, 2008
delib:

clap for he
thanks man.
Jokes Etc / Learn Chinese In 5 Minutes by ibkdikson: 9:59am On Mar 04, 2008
That's not right,
Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive?,
Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me ASAP,
Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man,
Dum Gai

Small Horse,
Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach?,
Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table,
Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift,
Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here,
Wai So Dim?

I thought you were on a diet,
Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone,
No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week,
Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight,
Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile,
Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive,
Yu Stin Ki Pu
Jokes Etc / Chinese Mothers by ibkdikson: 9:57am On Mar 04, 2008
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
Jokes Etc / Re: Computer Drive by ibkdikson: 8:10pm On Mar 03, 2008
gunpoint:

Cos na ya papa get d moto & d man dey stingy wit em moto!!!
Abi u sef sabi driv??

angry angry angry
nah the reason why u dey always fail be that, simple question you dey gamble. you better go learn more. u wey ur papa no get moto.
Jokes Etc / Re: gongo aso by ibkdikson: 10:43am On Mar 03, 2008
success123:

u are old a enough to start selling pure water on the street my dear lady.
who told you say nah lady? se bacause he don dey bear IFE? dey look sex before talking next time.
Jokes Etc / Computer Drive by ibkdikson: 10:28am On Mar 03, 2008
who can answer this question?
Why wasn't the computer allowed to drive? grin

have a great week!!!
ibkdikson
Jokes Etc / Re: Joke Of The Day by ibkdikson: 7:49pm On Mar 02, 2008
nah hin family go dey wait for loading. no be us, he no go load before me go dey alrigth
Jokes Etc / Re: Footballers Are In Trouble by ibkdikson: 7:44pm On Mar 02, 2008
owen taye taiwo.

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