Happy Weekend ooooo

Wotowotonation:
Ekukes

You wicked ooo

Your boss na winch

SmellyNyash:
Some of them go don finish their womb through abortion wen they were doing coded ashawo in their father's house.
Plus, some of them, their toto dey smell like rotten fish due to frequent banging
If you go marry them , na empty carcass woman u dey carry come house. U go see them fresh for body with facial beauty plus better curve but inside don condemn like aboki trade by barter kwondem

This is the meanest thing I've read here..

RADIO1:
When I was growing up I have this cousin that stay with us during her university. She was very close to me in fact my best cousin. After school she was very lucky and got a big job with big cash that she sponsor herself in travelling to Europe, America and Canada for holiday . I notice her character change especially when you ask her for money she becomes upset and say some annoying words So I have to give her space.
Futunately for me God bless me and I got a very big job too with cool cash. Now the problem is most people don't call me to check on me or even chat with me. Almost every one calling me is asking for money or favour. Nobody care about me all there just want is money. My friends start bringing various business plans for me to establish them. Is not that am selfish but am choke up with different people calling you for money at once. My friend that are in my place of work are using iPhone 13 Pro max and me is still using huwei and I get bigger salary than some of them. The people in my place of work are calling me stingy guy and asking me how do I spend my money because I don't take good care of myself. Land I have nor get, house am still a tenant, cloths I still buy cheap cloths because because I keep giving in which I know God will bless me.
The most annoying part is some of my friends get entitlement mentality. One call me and told me he has not eaten today and very broke then I reply him that I would give him 5k to see road then he shouted that I am bigger than 5k and I reply him with anger if he want the money or not. Another one go collect loan in which he was not able to pay and the next thing he send me message for one evening that he needed money to pay the loan before night go reach as if he keep money in my account. Another one always call me in which I dey wire money to am constantly because he try for me when I get nothing but the problem is he keep asking me money every week and the more I give him the more he keep asking thinking I don't have plans for my money. Some will call u when u are broke and once u tell them that u are broke there won't believe you and will keep intestify the begging. There are many instances in which I can't mention because some of my friends are in nairaland and I don't want them to know am talking about them.
Now let me go to girls. Most girls throw themselves on me which let me to loose interest with them because there are after my money. Now I only follow girls that are rich or richer than me because I believe she will follow me for love and not money because she don't need my money.
From conclusion I can say I understand why my cousin was behaving like that because right now am in her shoes and I know what it means to have little money.
Please I type very fast. Don't mind my grammar and spelling

Tori wowo

Mtchew

The write-up dey give me serious migraine, shuo

No be only biiitccch na beach

Then life was beautiful

Mayflowa:


That’s so funny! 3 days. There are some really nice gum that don’t lose taste. I can ship you some nice gum if you don’t mind.

I really don't mind

mrkings84:


Too many mad people everywhere!
No thanks to bubu and his apc bad economy!

I'm not mad.

rickleye:


Its not chewing gum its the sound Snap ! Snap!! or whatever the sound you make when chewing it loudly.

Snap! Snap!

Nawa o

Okay, so?!!!

Toks2008:
No matter the love I have for any lady, once she develops the habit of incessantly chewing and popping gums in her mouth,i will dump her if she refuses to change.

I don't know if I'm the only guy with
Misophonia for loud gum chewing and popping.

I could run mad if I stay in a place with such a sound.

Ahh that one be say me and you for be enemies.

Because I personally use my money to buy 100naira chewing and keep in my pocket

I am addicted to chewing gum

I fit chew one gum for like 3/4days till e expires

If I no chew gum, e go be like say I want run mad

I need help

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Enuguguy:
I planned to marry in 1st week of November 2022 and bring my wife to UK immediately with me
When do I suppose to start my visa application
NB..we don't have any marriage certificate yet
Nairaland help a brother

Good for u

And congratulations

Deworm

Uncle96:
I earn random amounts not specified. But I spend around 800k to 1 million monthly

Ok

Send me the link to that porn video she sent to you

E be like wetin go make sense .. damn! Check out that rock on that dude

Every fucking day on this forum, na so so women issues dem dey push go front page... Tuehhh

This forum don loose him purposes, honestly.

frank155:

OmO! See fine girl

lasisi69:
. Lol

E reach to ask

Zonefree:
You're too young for all these nonsense. Discard all those leeches and concentrate only on your child.

How are they leaches, Sir

Una double standards for this forum is glaring

Buy Suya for 2k
Hollandia yogurt 700
Banana 200
Groundnut 100

Enjoy yourself, after wacking the Suya and yogurt, then you start planning on how to start a business with the remaining 7k

You fit decide to dey sell groundut

Buy plastic rubber, water proof for tying of the groundnuts, rubber chair for keeping the groundnut rubber on and then groundnut..

Business don start.. goodluck

Nawa ooo

Mtchew

gloryhomemaker:


Thank you so much.

Abacha is one of my favorite dishes...


Your Abacha looks delicious

Sekoni003:
If your cooking skills are top-notch like OP's and you're single, send me a PM now

Your kitchen make sense?

Screwcode1:
I’m so uncomfortable right now, two beautiful hen are sitting beside me now in church, this is the reason I don’t normally like coming in to church late cause all eyes will be on you, so I just step in with my arare suite and iPhone 13 pro max at hand, and ursher directly me to my seat, this two beautiful ladies obviously in there 30s sitting besides me, one started looking from my shoe, my 45k givenchy shoe, to my suite then saw my iPhone 13pro max, and they both smiled, and said brother welcome, the other rub her palm, you know how ashawo rubs there palm and say bring money, lol she didn’t know I noticed that, she did that and told her friend this guy is loaded please allow me to be the first to talk to him, Omo I just pretend I’m pressing phone and was getting really uncomfortable, had to excuse and change my seat. Nawao

MUMU

Werey!