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Celebrities / Re: Elvis Chuks N2million Naira Wristwatch (Photo) by icelovex(m): 3:38pm On Nov 09, 2015 |
Hmm this same watch that my big bros parcel down to me from germany and it's has been on my wrist like nothing here is the so called big man posing with it. If not for the in built_________and the pure_________else nothing is too special about the watch. Mitchew my bros self no gbadu na money wey him go give me make i take go play sure bet. |
Education / Re: FUTO Mysterious Water From A Tree (More Pictures) by icelovex(m): 12:39am On Feb 12, 2015 |
I passed through that place this evening when i was going to my lodge from lecture,and i saw the tree with the water still dropping out from the tree the bike rider that riding me was saying this is wonderful and i ask him what type of wonder is that? The Eight wonders of the world or the tenth. I told him there is nothing to wonderful about that but some student's and the villagers makes it looks as if it a great wonder with the way they have go after it with their fetish beliefs. As a matter of fact we were make to understands in biology that some trees have holes in them and they stored water and on sunday night stroke the break of monday morning we had down pure here in futo, and maybe this tree is one of those trees that we were told in biology that do stored water and may be due to some act of wind on it has lead to a crack/breaks somewhere on the tree and that leads to the flowing of the stored water out of the tree. but because the tree is somehow close to church and some so call Christians who are desperate for miracle started worshipping and drinking a bacterial infested water thinking they are drink from the well of isaac. Na waitin happen to una brains eh people hain mitchew 1 Like |
Business / Re: 6 Types Of People You Meet In Nigerian Banks by icelovex(m): 9:51pm On Oct 24, 2014 |
overhypedsteve:am guilty of the third point, the no protocol team though it's not my fault but they won't just let me queue i beg make una no vex 4 me. |
Romance / Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by icelovex(m): 9:32pm On Oct 18, 2014 |
arttysticfyngaz:. My brother see me see english, blood of jesus i beg make i just pretend like say i no read this one. |
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sudan: Afcon Qualifiers Today at 5pm by icelovex(m): 12:02pm On Oct 14, 2014 |
One thing is certain and it's that this my super eagles will still qualify for the nation cup with them leading the group, just mark my words and watch out as they will went ahead to defend their gold medals. |
Romance / Re: 20 Romantic Questions To Ask Your Boyfriend by icelovex(m): 10:07am On Sep 23, 2014 |
Just take a sleeping pills before she gets to question 5 you must have starts feeling dizzy and sleepy and if she would not stop but disturbs you with her questions, then you will know that she will not mind hurting you just to get her self satisfy just then you will know that she also don't truly love you. But if she truly love you she will be like oh baby are you okay? Please you need some rest and then she will pet you to sleep. But you have to play your game well nigga don't sleep on your brains,when she leaves your room pick up your phone don't call just send a short text to your smart nigga tell him to come to your place in about one and half hour time to wake you up with a claim that it's time for the meeting with the boss and then you delete the text,and when your nigga comes just in time before you leave you should go to her say something like baby am sorry i fell asleep while you were talking to me make sure you don't forget the last word she was trying to say before you fell asleep promise her you will be back early so you guys can talk and then she can ask you whatever she want to know. Just there give her a soft kiss. Trust me ladies with their fish brains she will be like yes he still have what i was saying in mind. And when you are out there with your niggaz make sure you figure things out and don't forget your promise to come back early but don't come back home too early. Lol can go on to play the game just like that my real players out there knows what am talking about. Haha been a player since 1905 kicking and pushing them buttons. |
Politics / Re: Stranded Boko-Haram Members Are Cannibals In Borno by icelovex(m): 2:25pm On Aug 25, 2013 |
oh lord forever is thy word settle,when you said the wicked once shall eat their own flesh and be drunk with their own blood.this is just the beginning except they turn from their evil ways and be genuinely repented of their sins they will by no means have peace. 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by icelovex(m): 10:55pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
make u say hi to a girl and then she go beging tell her friends say u have been disturbing her for a relationship,mitchew u no like fellowship. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by icelovex(m): 10:45pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
make sumbodi way grow pass am ever since come see u after some long period and begin shout say ah u don big ooh,before shay person no sopose to dey grow? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by icelovex(m): 10:40pm On Aug 09, 2013 |
make sumbodi flash u and den u call back and him begin talk say i call u u no pick my call. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: If Honourable Patrick Obahiagbon Was To Be An English Teacher by icelovex(m): 12:07am On Nov 17, 2012 |
Now a jamb comprehension with some of this patrick English vocabularies. Because male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony,i will advise that all those individuals who makes their abodes in vitreous edifices should refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.and man should also comprehend that pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity,therefore all articles that coruscate with replendence are not truely auriferous. AS a neophytes we advised that you be constant with your point. because a revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green biophytic plant.wish you a neophytes serendipity. NOW Q1 A suitable title for this passage is? 5 Likes |
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