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Religion / Re: Hiv Vaccine Discovered?! by idiot(m): 6:26pm On Jun 11, 2009
Really? People have been using a vaccine for HIV hundreds of years before it came into existence?

BTW, vaccines do not cure anything. So, which is it? A cure or a vaccine?
Romance / Re: Meaning Of Love by idiot(m): 7:28pm On Aug 21, 2008
rampant:

how many times will smone tell y'all asking for d defination of love that love has got no definition

If love has no definition, then it means nothing.

That means if you tell someone you love them or vice-versa, it means nothing.
Family / Re: My Brother Is Sickly In Love by idiot(m): 6:44pm On Aug 21, 2008
This is funny.

So, here are the arguments against this woman:

1. She does not clean up (apparently both she and your brother are very lazy)

2. She "fakes" pregnancy and miscarriages - perhaps you should tell your brother to stop f*cking her.

3. She gets calls from guys who speak in Igbo (obviously, if she's talking to a guy and you don't understand what she's saying, she MUST be f*cking him) - perhaps you should stop eavesdropping on other people's conversations.
Romance / Re: Help! My Fiance Still Thinks I'm A Virgin by idiot(m): 11:00pm On Aug 15, 2008
Madam,

I am sorry to read about your situation. Do not take the words of some of these heartless posters too seriously, I understand that in this world, the devil does his best to destroy that which is the best of us. The devil is not concerned about petty things, as always, he goes for the biggest score.

We live in an educated society where people understand that sometimes a virgin will not bleed because her hymen is already torn from some non-sexual activity in the past. Continue lying to that man. I'm sure this was just a one time failing that has solidified your commitment. There is no reason to EVER tell him. After all, if he never finds out, it's as if it never happened.

Good luck and Godspeed.
Romance / Re: When Your Partner Snores: by idiot(m): 10:56pm On Aug 15, 2008
Aww. . . suck it up. You snore too and when you finally goto sleep he'd wake up and stare at you wondering what all the noise is.
Romance / Re: What Women Hate Most About Single Guys by idiot(m): 2:06am On May 02, 2008
datemax is copying and pasting directly from David Deangelo.
Romance / Re: Are You A Go Getter? by idiot(m): 3:54am On Apr 16, 2008
I usually make all the moves though I appreciate when I'm the one getting asked for the number :-)

There are times when due to the nature of our relationship, perhaps we were introduced by a mutual friend we have in common, I would not meet a person through the normal means where I'm asking them for their number.

In those cases, the context of "let's hang out" can be pretty ambiguous. In cases like that, it can be useful to have the other person make a move if they're also interested.

In general though, it doesn't matter to me since I'll usually take the steps to find out if someone is interested. Though it is a pretty nice feeling when someone I'm interested in makes the moves on me.
Romance / Re: At What Age: by idiot(m): 3:47am On Apr 16, 2008
Why do people worry about this? There is no age limit?

True. There is no limit. However, there is also no age limit for playing in the dirt. Yet we typically stop that after 5-6 years of age.

The question asks about an optimum time for getting married. Well, that depends on the individual person. If one plans on having children, that factors into one's decision.

As others have mentioned, beyond a certain age (about 35), the chances of birth defects and other complications go up.

So things like having children, the kind of career one wants to have (or the age at which one wants to retire), where a person wants to live, etc all factor into that kind of decision. To pretend otherwise is ludicrous.

Then, there is also the relationship market. As has been mentioned, women age faster than men in general. So, this kind of thing also factors into your decisions or planning.

One must plan for the feature taking into account the "good" and the "bad". For example, at this point in my life, I can work 60+ hour weeks without any problems. However, that won't be the case forever. Having a family, getting older, and other life events will all affect my ability to work beyond 40 hours a week in years to come. So, the smart thing is to plan my life to take into account this decline.

If you pretend things will always be the same for you in 20 years as they are now, you're setting yourself up for major disappointment.
Romance / Re: What Trips You The Most About Your Hubby? by idiot(m): 11:43pm On Mar 31, 2008
ToToChoper:

Em----em, he is crazieeee grin grin grin . He acts like a sex-starved prison escapee sometimes

Jumping out the shower like a super hero humpty dumpty.

In my laughter, he catches me off guard ---Then puts me in a head lock and props my body to arch my back.

After countless ass slaps, hair tugging and continual reaffirmation ----answering “nah your toto be this”, we lay on each other lifeless.

haha - I know exactly what you mean.
Romance / Re: What’s Your Market Value? by idiot(m): 2:05am On Mar 31, 2008
wahala2007:

You shouldnt be promoting market value.Your 3 paged sermon should have been on chastity ,faithfulness etc
Finally your long boring sermon does not hold water GBAM

You are wrong.

booyeah!
Romance / Re: What Trips You The Most About Your Hubby? by idiot(m): 1:56am On Mar 31, 2008
I love the way his lips feel when he kisses me or that surprised sound when I sneak up and hug him from behind.
Romance / Re: Caught Red Handed by idiot(m): 6:29am On Jan 19, 2007
I will walk over there, slap him, and walk out. I'll be keeping the ring!

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