freecocoa: You can never be Badosky.

Ki lon shey e cocoa.
Are you well?

Goldieluks:


No your face reminds me of puke. By the way nice work on looking younger.
Na who wan gree old?

See mama methuselah dey find partner. Na only you old for hia na. You weh be say all your breeaasst na wrinkles and stretch marks full am and the thing dey smell like rotten youghurts

See as flies dey chase you. No wonder you dey puke. Infact you go soon choke.

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Oh am now a 'granny' because you have agreed that you are a 'mama' classic!
Oops!!! What happened to your face? Face lift or botox?

I am fresher everyday na.
Does my face remind you of how you looked 20yrs ago ni?
Your own time has expired jare even facelift or botox no fit fix you.

dokunbam:

U sure say u read the post well. She ate the whole not 5 slices
Go back now and read

Dokun
Are you still complaining there? You no hear say make you leave the girl alone?
Oya how much is the whole dish talk now make we refund you stingy boy.

freecocoa: Nah this is not my paddy,what did you do to her?

Doubting thomas!
You want make I off bra for you to confirm ni cocoa?

Goldieluks: Idowuegbo so you be 'sexy mama' afterall?? You got the ban??

I'm proud of it na or are you not proud that you are a granny?

slimyem: wetin do idowuogbogo?
She get accident ni?eyah!
7 loaves of bread sef no dey reach me.
15 loaves at once is more like it!

Yemi
I know say even 15 loaves no fit reach u abi iro ni?
And you just dey chop everything for that your toothpick body still u no gree fat.

Dyt: I m suspectin sm1 close 2 b impersonatin badosky

Dyt my dear na me jare
Cocoa leave suspicion for corner oya come here

dokunbam: I know guys to be a good eater but ladies maybe its part of their forming sha oo. But this very day a girl was on a visit, so that morning I decided to fry egg and make beverage for the two of us. I have a loaf of UTC sliced bread in the refrigerator. I set the table, as a good guy naa I woke her up that the table is set. I decided to do some things in the kitchen, I told her to start eating that I will join her. Just after that I was hooked up with a call for 5min or more sha, but when I returned to the table, the girl has finished the bread, all the fried egg and the tea. I started laughing she said ‘am really hungry’. Ordinarily myself I can’t finish 5 slices of that bread with egg and the beverage. I keep wondering what of if am to get married to her what will happen. I have to be buying trucks of food at home. Omo no bi small tin oo

Guys what do u think?

Dokun your head no correct atall.
What is the biggie in 5 loaves of sliced bread? Even slimyem go finish 7 loaves self.
Abeg leave the girl jare she no do anything wrong.
But if you feel your whole life saving cant afford 5 loaves then you can pass her over to able men.
Mumu

mashnino: DYT modafucket...


now who's shoutin..

u jes don't get it shey..

a mad man neva thinks he is mad...

accept it and all will be well

were
you are an exception
yours is afternoon madness.
you get well when the sun sets

Yorisb:

what is wrong with your own teeth
isi ewu?

Kevin_II:

Come to my bedroom let me show you something



Who is this one again. Are you high on cheap drugs?

ori e o pe
you want to show her that rusty pencil within ur broomstick legs?

skydeep:
its d fact. . You are not yet a man

leave the he goat alone jare he just turned 16