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Politics / Re: FG Might Remove Ribadu As EFCC Boss? by ifababa(m): 3:24am On Jul 05, 2007
Ribadu is just a Fraud interferance guide to Obasanjo during his administration, In simple terms,,,OBASANJO'S POLICE DOG, A policeman with a parcel of cocaine can actually send out it's dog to sniff about and bite people carrying a pinch of it, Mind you the dog will never bite the police that owns it because it is used to the smell of cocaine on him, Aand besides the dog was bred to sniff an bite other people and not him,

Why did ribadu not look into Obasanjo's activities after his administration, Why the governors alone, Is he saying Obasanjo was outrightly pure while in office, Whole lot of political games to bobo our people,

Let them do whatever they want , They all have their own stealing by trick strategies,
Business / Re: How To Get Your Nairaland Account Blocked: by ifababa(m): 2:28am On Jul 05, 2007
Bull shit!!!which business is not risky, ? or which business is not prone to money loosing attimes, And then someone comes here and says dont talk about Forex on this forum again, Jez .im sure Seun will be more than proud to have someone like waren buffet be a member of his created forum,

What the heck is wrong with Forex and maybe HYIPS, Very risky no one has to be told that cos everybody knows it .But why not just enlighten people using the forum on how risky some businesses can be than the others and create another section for , SUSPECTED SCAM AD/BUSINESSES POSTED,

Anyway Seun youre doing a real great job but dont blow it,


Do you know how many underaged that participate on the Sex threads, Even on the Romance section, a lady started a lesbian thread,

So dont be nigerian about it especially with foul languages, Just create new rules and close suspected scammer's account,
Career / Re: More Info On The Topic "earn $250 - $500 In One Day" Somebody Pls? by ifababa(m): 12:35am On Jul 04, 2007
Hi funmi, I think what you need to know about is FOREX, I sudied mine at Damadsuite institute in Delta state, after that i had some couple of students that i also tutored but right now i dont have such time to tutor people as i spend most of my time traing forex, I advise you to study at damadsuite an if not i could hook you up with another guy here in lagos that also trades an have the time to tutor people, Its only in forex that you can make that kin of money an even more daily, mabe say $800-$1200 attimes, wish you good luck,
Isreal

musicalade@yahoo.com
Romance / Re: I Love My Boyfriend But I Fancy Another! by ifababa(m): 11:57pm On Jun 29, 2007
may god deliver you from ojukokoro that will destroy your future family, i will advice a;; naira land forum members to also pray with this mr handsome freak,
Romance / Re: This Madness, Why Me God? by ifababa(m): 11:55pm On Jun 29, 2007
This is way beyond fast ecision guy, i really don't know what to advice you now, but since we are presently holding a revival in my church, all i can do is to pray for your stupidity,,,and hope God will deliver you from the spirit of indecision, Because every body knows its not right to do such silly things, Her husband just died a day ago an she is already making advances at you , he is not even buried yet, haha kilode, God help youooooo with your ojukokoro, because we know its what you also want or else nobody should tell you before you know you should flee from her, And if you so wish to retain her please kindly inform us on nairaland to prepare for your funeral soon thanks, myself ifababa,
Romance / Re: Virgins' Club! by ifababa(m): 2:41am On Jun 27, 2007
As for me i like vargina a lot ,so i guess that makes me a virgin, Abi
Travel / Re: This Country Is Looking For People,apply For Thier Visa Now Before Is Too Late. by ifababa(m): 2:06am On Jun 23, 2007
E be like say you be Herbalist, Abi na your juju you wan go take fight rocket launcher, ?

Better don't start a thread if you can't think of anything meaningful to write about, Agbaya, grin angry grin angry
Romance / Re: I Cheated On My Girlfriend: Now She Doesn't Respect Me by ifababa(m): 12:59am On Jun 20, 2007
MP007:

sorry , but who is the dumb asx that posted this sh^T ? u chated for Gos sake and u looking for respect ? what a bastard!!

@MP007

Maybe you should check out the meaning of the word "BASTARD' next time you want to use it, This guy needs an advice for God's sake, Also think we need to start an IQ measure which will qualify people to became a member of the forum, Supposed to be for matured minds that can think before writting, Thanks
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Can We Have A Nairaland Party This December (2007) by ifababa(m): 2:56am On Jun 12, 2007
UPRISING:

I WILL REALLY LIKE US TO HAVE IT AGAIN
IN ATLATA GA USA, I WILL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING
I JUST CAME BACK FROM NIGERIA, SO I DON'T THINK
I WILL BE IN NAIJA BY DEC 07 , WELL I WISH You ALL
THE BEST BECOX I KNOW IT NOT GONNA BE POSSIBLE
MAYBE THE NEXT ONE AFTER THESE,
GOD BLESS NIGERIA




I think Nairaland party should be held in nigeria you know, Lets just try to hook ourselves up an long to meet a one day partner at the party, I think that will motivate people to come down to the party, I know od some tight nigerian acts too on this forum that would be interested in performing at the party , you know , I believe its going to be fun,
Music/Radio / Have A Song To Spare Or Shy To Sing It.? Or Good Lyrics: Call Me: by ifababa(m): 8:48am On Jun 10, 2007
I NEED A SONG WRITER,GOOD LYRICIST,

MUSICAL GENRE MUST BE AFRICAN CONTEMPORARY FUSIONS, ABOUT ANYTHING POSITIVE, ,LOVE ,PEACE,MARRIAGE,DEATH,JOY,SORROW, E.T.C.

LANGUAGE COULD BE, MULTILINGUAL,ENGLISH,YORUBA OR OTHERS,

KINDLY CALL ME ON 08025023186,08050752004 OR musicalade@yahoo.com,

ISREAL,
Career / Re: Sefteg Reduces Payment To 20% Of Deposit Instead Of 30%: Blames 10% VAT Hike by ifababa(m): 6:17am On Jun 10, 2007
wales7479:

My guy,
I don't understand that your calculation. You were paid 900K in Just five months. I need you to analyse how much I will make with min deposit of 50K within 6months. I know that they now pay 20%.

But what wil; happen to the capital investment (50K)??

Please help clarify.

@ wale

Yeap its so simple, If they are to pay you a 20% Less VAT for a minimum deposit of 50,000 naira monthly ,Then that will be 9,000 naira monthly, They will pay you that for 2 years[24months] and the contract lapse, the capital is gone,


If they paid you 9000naira for 6months,then you would have made, 9000naira MULTIPLIED BY 6 = 54,000.Then you would have made back your capital and a little more.So everthing you start getting while the remaining 18 months last would be profit,

In the next 18 months you simply get, 9000naira Multiplied by 18 = 162,000 naira,


Which means the total amount you get for the period of the investment [24 months] would be, 9000 Multiplied by 24 = 216,000 naira,

However that is just for the minimum deposit of 50,000 naira , If you invest 100,000 naira it means 216,000naira Multiplie by 2 = 432,000naira [24months] e.t.c,

Id advise you visit their office to make personal enquiries too , It is good to do that before investing in anything no matter the extent of information gathered from people,as it is your hard earned money we are talking about here,

Hope that clarifies it,


And good news , I heard the amount has one back to the initial 30%.Meaning 15,000naira instead of 9,000naira on the minimum eposit of 50,000 naira, just a gist i cant be 100% sure until i get my bext pay this week,


musicalade@yahoo.com
Career / Re: Sefteg Reduces Payment To 20% Of Deposit Instead Of 30%: Blames 10% VAT Hike by ifababa(m): 3:14am On Jun 09, 2007
wales7479:

My guy, Can u tell me how this Sefteg works? How good is the return on investment?

Please u can reply to here on to waleadesona@yahoo.com. 08055262661, 08022284700, 07028015424.

Thanks

@ wale

Their address is at plot 1661 oyinjolayemi str [FCMB BUILDING], Victoria Island,Opp Tastee fried chicken,



You get 20% of your capital deposit, and the minimum deposit is 50,000 naira, which
means you get 10,000naira on a 50,000naira deposit, Less VAT 10%, Sums up to a total of 9,000 naira every month , You keep getting it like that for 24 months, It was formally 30% and we were paid 15,000naira on a 50,000 deposit,


Anyway they've paid me over 900,000 in the last 5 months , ive since made my money and all im getting now is just profits till 24 month last,



musicalade@yahoo.com
Career / Sefteg Reduces Payment To 20% Of Deposit Instead Of 30%: Blames 10% VAT Hike by ifababa(m): 11:56pm On Jun 06, 2007
I felt very unhappy today when i got to SEFTEG's office at Victoria Island to do an additional investment of 100,000 naira.,,, All to see on their notice board that the payment has now reduced by 10% or more, angry angry angry

In simple terms ,they now pay you 9,000naira on their minimum slot of 50,000 naira,instead of the initial 15,000naira,

I blame it on the goverment of this country because they now have different levies here and there to pay to them,including the VAT they are forced to deduct from every sefteg member's payment, And VAT has now increased to 10%, Can you imagine, angry

How cruel an inconsiderate our goverment can be, angry

Well im starting my Real account in forex very soon undecided.Just need some little more experience with my demo account and i'd withdraw all the funds i have in sefteg cheesy cheesy wink,


musicalade@yahoo.com
08025023186
Romance / Re: In Love With One Pregnant For Another by ifababa(m): 4:46am On Jun 05, 2007
Hmm Tititalyo ,

You really tried and i think your situation would really make a very good and highly lucrative home video,

Jesus Is it now a crime to be in love with a lady, ? Why are you all fucking around ?,

I think the decision you took is the best for yourself anyway, But your past would always haunt you and catch up with you in the future cos you dont love this guy you claimed you do,

If you really do love him you wont be greedy enough not to let him go if he think thats the best thing for he can do, And psychologically speaking if he geniuenly loves you he'd stay to fight the battle with you because he'd realize you told him the truth because you really loved him,

Now that the deed is done,let me tell you things that will happen,

1**You will still have sex with that same guy that got you pregnant sometime sooner or later unless you did not make him aware of the pregnancy and the steps you took,

2**Your Real guy might be in love with you,but he is no fool ok?, The suspicion would remain in his heart forever even after marriage,making him 65% less trusting you,

3**Dont be sure your real guy has'nt made a very strong decision within himself too which might not surface now until the nearest or later future, The only way you'd know this is that he'd makes references to the incidence once in a while,

4**This act or similar would reoccur in one or more of your kids,


** Lastly If this things do not happen,, Then i'd be willing to burn my certificates of Professionaly Certified Psychology and Human Behaviour,

Isreal (musicalade@yahoo.com}

Just a chance , It is beyond all psychology, TURN TO GOD AND BELIEVE IN HIM FOR FORGIVENESS, WEEP BEFORE HIM IN YOUR CLOSET AND DONT LEAVE HIM, Just the onyl Chance i bet you,
titilayomi:

@sweet T, It's so easy to judge others from the distance, i don't expect a pat at the back for all i did, ofcourse they were the most abominable things (Having sex with another man-whether protected or not, killing my 1st child with abortion, betraying the one and only true man i have ever loved) I can't kill myself because of my mistakes, i could have done but it will only lead to more pains both for me(in hell) and for my family and loved ones.

However, i really do not need anybody else's forgiveness but God's, myself and my man. I have been lucky to get the 3, and no matter what anybody else say to put me down, to make me live in the past, won't work.

My fiance was in his right senses when he forgave and accepted me, he could have done otherwise.

What i don't know is why anybody would be happy in making others depressed, Anyways, thts all in my past, and they say wotever doesnt kill u makes u stronger.

Thnx 4 all the contributions.
Career / Re: I'd Love To Act/Sing by ifababa(m): 3:47am On Jun 05, 2007
roses:

I am a nursing student. I loved acting in Nigeria. but I'm not sure where to start from in the states. I would love to act. I also love to sing/dance. any one got ideas how I can start my acting/ any one got any music group looking for singers. Anywayz please, I need practical ideas .
thanks

Hey Rose ,where are you presently, ? I can only help if you are in nigeria, My project studio has just got its independent music label on a global platform,

So if you'd like to sing, and you think you can do something good,here's an opportuinity,

Just give me a shout out, 08025023186,01-7614089, names Isreal [Afrospirituals Multimedia and Events], Opened to Everyone,

But be sure you have something to offer,
Career / Re: Can 'Singing' Be Called A Career? by ifababa(m): 3:36am On Jun 05, 2007
Well what do you call a career ??,

Talents are born but stars are made , If you have all the talents and you dont go through some knowledge acquisition in music,formally or informally then you are not a prefessional singer just like we have the quack doctors and Quacks in all other profession too,


Singing is a carrer if you acquire the right knowledge for it, Added advantage if you are also naturally talented,

I for instance studied music technology, and im practising as a contract satellite broadcaster,producer,sound and multimedia engineer, So you want to tell me i dont have a carreer or job??

i make a minimum of six figure income in a month, and it all started from singing which i still do,

You still think singing is not a carreer, ? then get yourself examined and weigh how best you are in your field,
Romance / Re: Kissing Or Romance, Which One Make Ladies Wet ? by ifababa(m): 3:12am On Jun 05, 2007
sirgai:

i am a man of science and beleive all things should be proven by experiment. please any lady on the forum willing to participate in this activity for the future love and sex and ultimately humanity should contact me.

it will be a controlled experiment, half will be kissed, half will be romanced, the result will be ascertained by finger action and noted after 5 minutes.

this is for science sake.

forum members will get the first report with pictures if required. remember, this is for science o!!!!

My science na wah for youooo, What is kiss ? and what is romance.? what is finger action, ? aa ogaa ooooo,
Romance / Re: How To Make A Man Fall In Love With You by ifababa(m): 2:49am On Jun 05, 2007
@ Poster

Why go through all that hazzles,

A cosmetologist once said that " Real beauty comes from personal confidence "

Every guy wants a lady that has this kind of beauty, I tell you,

Following your own rules, If you stare too much at my eyes then you are finished, And if i could get you that cheaply, then you are finished finished,
Romance / Re: I Cheated On My Girlfriend: Now She Doesn't Respect Me by ifababa(m): 2:40am On Jun 05, 2007
sweetchick:

My guy, what did you expect? Match my words, she's going to dump your cheating butt in the very near future


I think the females on this thread are not been realistic as i havent read any of them said such as happened to them before ,

I also think females they are prone to cheating than guys, So dont talk as if you are most righteous ,think about when you cheated on your guy too and dont be destructively judgemental about this,

All we need is an advice to how we can get this relationship back, I believe everybody has made a mistake or the other in their relationship,

As for me, i am really a changed guy now and i want my Girl back,
Religion / Re: What Did You Learn At Church Today? by ifababa(m): 3:41am On Jun 04, 2007
Well as for me.My heart is my church, And i worship Him there everyday.Not until sunday in some brick building, Please pray for me that His love should grow wider in my heart everyday,


God bless,

musicalade@yahoo.com
Romance / Re: Bank Babe On My Neck by ifababa(m): 4:04am On Jun 02, 2007
Guy i must really commend your self control ooo, E no easyoooo, Well i think youre somewhat in love with her or getting carried away by her beauty, If truely you could control yourself at the level your made us believe you did,then it shouldnt be a big deal to get rid of her,


I cant imagine myself with a pretty naked dude on a weekend at my apartment, I tell you id be lost in the aura between the legs,

So give her what she wants if she insists but just make sure you define the relationship between you and her before you start doing that, Let her know that you have a serious relationship and all there could be between both of you is nothing but flings, believe me If she is really willing ,she will accept,
Crime / Re: How To Stop 419 and Yahoo Boys by ifababa(m): 3:39am On Jun 02, 2007
Yeah ,you know the way i term EFCC, ??, Its just another medium for legalising your advanced fraud scheme, If Ribadu,the so called Obasanjo's Police dog would find it difficult to probe its owner of so many allegation about financial misconduct, then what are you saying? or whats its use?, Youre then telling me that the only way to legalise your fraud scheme is to have a connection at the highest order with the Mr Ribadu and Efcc associates, Then it doesnt matter what you do, hmmm ? is that what youre telling me, ?because thats what EFCC is, ?

Bullshit, So let this guys be until we have a real stanard measure of purity, because Ribadu himself is not pure and thats what im saying,

Well for purity i'd suggest one of Fela's Idea, Let this people in goverment swear by the gods [Sango,Oya,Ifa.Amadioha,Ogun , etc.]before going into office instead of doing it in the samely corrupt courts that we have in the country, All bullshit,
Romance / Re: I Cheated On My Girlfriend: Now She Doesn't Respect Me by ifababa(m): 2:24pm On Jun 01, 2007
Thanks ochukoccna ,
But should a person cut down his head because he has headache??, The truth is, If i knw it was going to affect me this much,i would have done it, and i would have probably giving her some more or all of my time ,

But really it wasnt 100% my fault, The idea resulted from my first relationship which i nede up beign its victim dspite all my efforts to make it work,

i was so sainty then way back in school so ever since the experience, i've tried my best not to love again , So i didnt even know i was this much in love with her until i was beginning to loose her, God help me, i wonder if she'd ever love again too, I still want her and yes inm sure she does want me too, but God knows what, im just so filled with buts right now, thanks, i feel like crying for my stupidity,


And for others that have been jilted too before, i think the best way love again is to love like youve never been hurt,

musicalade@yahoo.com
Romance / Re: I Cheated On My Girlfriend: Now She Doesn't Respect Me by ifababa(m): 5:53am On Jun 01, 2007
Hey Guys, I think theres another victim of circumstance here, I have exactly the same problem.Its just so exact,

she's always been by me ,not cheating, But ive just been so Stupid too and i guess mine came from the influence of my carrer, Im into Showbiz and my girl is highly jealous about me an the text messages and calls i get, I guess she has the right to , But the point is i think im loosing her if havent lost her already and all it looks like now is like im forcing myself on her, She still a virgin , going for her NYSC this year , she'd be ready for marriage soon and so am i right now,

I dont want to loose her, She's all a man can ever dream of, Ive been so Stupid HELP ME GUYSS
Business / Re: UBA PLC: My Complaints by ifababa(m): 5:40am On Jun 01, 2007
Thanks so much for this thread guys, You know i was thinking of starting up a domiciliary account with them an when i made enquiries they said i have to open it with a minimum deposit of a $1000, quite high compared to other banks , but my real fear was that they said it wasnt necessary for me to have had a 6 months current account running with them like all the other banks, And it made me sceptical, i never knew they were only trying to attract victims, Thanks Guys


And please Can anyone advise on the best bank to open a domicilliary account with, ??

Isreal
musicalade@yahoo.com
Business / Re: Business Ideas by ifababa(m): 1:07am On Mar 13, 2007
Hey ladapo i think you've got some pretty good ideas , but do you think you have any concept for music marketing, ?, im working on a music label business-showbiz as in show business, Let me here if you have anything,

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